moments from Traitors that are permanently etched into my mind in preparation for tomorrow's final
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'..but Ross is'
'go get that traitors guys'
'oh my diddly days'
'do you reckon there's two traitors going at each other?'
Andrew contemplating literally everything when he got the recruitment letter
Andrew just being the definition of the shocked face emoji when he saw Paul and Harry were the Traitors
Harry's spelling of Charlotte
someone FLINGING a chair across the room out of excitement when Paul was revealed to be a Traitor
Paul's bow
Miles' reaction to seeing Diane alive after poisoning her the night before
Diane getting a whole ass funeral without even knowing it was for her until the end
Ross winking at the camera while everyone was jokingly claiming to be Diane’s child
Ross being recruited as a Traitor, plotting to take Harry down and then IMMEDIATELY being voted out at the round table
Ross revealing he is Diane's son
the group always freaking out whenever Claudia walks into the room
Jaz being the only person suspicious of Harry and being unable to vocalise any of his thoughts because everyone is so convinced he's a Faithful
Zack taking the bag of money with him into a trap
'so it turns out, Diane is my mum' - Ross hun were you unaware?
'can I have a selfish moment' - NO BRIAN HUSH NOT NOW
Harry just running right into a huge mud puddle
the shots of the Faithfuls in their rooms while the Traitors are discussing who to kill
Zack telling people not to go for the shields and then immediately doing that himself
Brian being voted most sheep-like and that singlehandedly causing his downfall
the first mission - nothing else I just really liked it
the Doctor Who scarecrows
Claudia slagging off the Faithfuls when they fail to banish a Traitor
there might be more but these are the ones I think of the most
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The Traitors UK is a work of art and I will not shut up about it. The funeral, the banishment of Paul, the poisoned chalice, Miles and his panic, ‘But Ross is.’ Incredible.
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soooo funny that it’s impossible for jaz to be wrong. even when he is wrong the traitors recruit the person making him retroactively right again,, he changes the course of the future
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The GHOST OF DIANE enters, and sits in MILES' place
MILES: Thou canst not say I did it: never shake / Thy gory locks at me!
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jaz may not have won the money but he won the hearts of the nation
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“i don’t know what diane was talking about i was being serious for once”
yeah….
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i cannot express how badly i want paul to win the traitors. he's brilliant. he's full of hubris. he's been accused of being a traitor three separate times and has somehow escaped banishment. he mugs for the camera. he's stabbed two of his fellow traitors in the back. he laughs like a panto villain. he self-identified as a traitor before claudia even allocated the roles. apparently he won 10p on deal or no deal ten years ago. he's even ginger.
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