#the number 1 dad mug has bee shattered and he will cry about it for years (or until they get him a new one)

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(tags by @ourselvers​ on this post)

you'd think right? but the truth of the matter is that this man operates like this

#gaster #shitpost #worst of both worlds #someone once captioned a skelefam post with 'self care is something that has been ignored in the aster household for decades' #i hope this does them proud #the number 1 dad mug has bee shattered and he will cry about it for years (or until they get him a new one) #always love seeing gaster inhabit dad-typical behaviors #falling asleep instantly in random ass positions #that is when a dad becomes a father #now he just needs the Hawaiian shirt cargo shorts and socks with sanda- #huh? #he already has them? #hes saving them to wear at sans and papyrus's college graduations? #huh