#the mirrors display gore and death and then a man in burlap sacks who apparently

[kelpiemomma]

i am going to start my own podcast reacting to scary stories but critiquing them on their mistakes

for instance: >considering a 4 year old child a woman >christianity being the be-all end-all safety latch >a story not giving a conclusive ending

join me soon for “worlds biggest weenie roasts scary stories”

#this is a joke #but i have been listening to this podcast that opens up with 'do you wanna hear something scary' #and i have yet to hear anything scary bc i keep poking holes in the stories #the one that i just listened to... i am mad bc it makes no sense #i don't get what the story was going for #a manor is in perpetual morning and the realtor goes to check it out #the thing lives in the same hour every day and has a bunch of mirrors in it #the mirrors display gore and death and then a man in burlap sacks who apparently #lives in the mirrors (???) sees him and tracks him through the house THROUGH THE MIRRORS #and then. breaks through the mirrors and kills him??? #even tho it started w the realtor exploring like. the house repairing itself from broken mirrors and pipes #like okay. scary man in the mirror. he takes people THROUGH the mirrors to kill them #apparently. for some reason. #BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE HOUSE? #is there like a spiritual attachment because of this murder spirit? #why does it repair itself? to draw people in? #why is this one specific piece of property INCLUDING THE OUTSIDE in perpetual daylight #why do the worms keep returning and the baby birds not get older #is it a timeloop? but people can come and go? #I DON'T GET IT #there was one story that might have been a bit creepy that i BELIEVE is a thai legend #except i'd seed a dark comedy movie already based on it #and the ending was so sweet and sincere that it had me in tears #so i kept comparing the story (kinda poorly told) to the movie and it just didn't compare #one listener asked the podcast host slash narrator to give a warning for one of the stories #bc of their culture and the host instead slowed down and distorted the music the listener asked for her to put a warning up for #no warning included. the music still plays. and this listener had just explained why people from their culture #didn't want to play or hear that music outside of funerals for a specific reason #hnnng #anyway