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#the king is like pleaseee marry her and he says no
aroaceofthesea · 28 days
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One of my fave people in catalan folklore is sant jordi (saint george) who saved the princess but when the king asked him to marry her he was like naaah and left forever. icon
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lizzie-queenofmeigas · 4 months
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How is viserys marrying 15 years old alicent & being attracted to her despite knowing her since she was a little girl is not him being a pedophile ?
How is daemon’s behavior towards Rhaenyra in ep 4 is not grooming?
Acting like you have the moral high ground over TG pleaseee (oh and btw I’m TB) both are equally bad.
I find daemon’s character entertaining and interesting, but I still acknowledge the fact that he’s a groomer.
It has nothing to do with not liking them, it’s just the truth. Otto is horrible, corlys is horrible, daemon is horrible and viserys is horrible.
If you want to have headcanons about daemon great but canon!daemon is a groomer that likes to have sex with virgins aka very young girl
I didn't mean Viserys when I said that, in the show he is a pedophile.
Daemon did not groom Rhaenyra, in fact neither in the book nor in the show did he did anything innapropiate to her until she was an adult. The truth is that as a Targaryen the topic is complicated, Daemon is her uncle which means he has known her all her life. But he wasn't interested in her when she was a child, she was fifteen in the books (many girl in Westeros marry at that age or younger) and being courted by many others because they were urging her to marry when anything happened (which is not confirmed).
She was nineteen in the show when the famous brothel scene happened and even then they didn't have sex.
Lets take a look at the timelines.
Book:
Daemon dotes on Rhaenyra because they are family and she is his only niece, until she is seven/eight and he is exiled. He returns when she is fifteen and already looking for a husband, it is not known if they had sex before he was exiled again. They marry when she is in her early 20s and Aegon is conceived quickly.
Show:
Daemon is never in King's Landing (exiled or just doesn't like it there) when we first see them Rhaenyra is fourteen and the next day Daemon is exiled. Without counting the interaction in episode 2, they don't see each other until episode four when Rhaenyra is 19 and looking for a husband. They kiss but then he leaves her there, shitty thing to do, then he is exiled. Then is another ten years before they see each other, she is 29 when they first have sex.
Hope this clears it out that Rhaenyra was either an adult or of age to marry when Daemon and her started anything and that before that it was just familial love and not seeing each other for years.
In the books they do say that Daemon has a preference towards virgens. Not all of the virgins in the brothels are younger than teenagers, just because some likes virgins doesn't mean they like kids. It is said that Daemon beds them after they bleed, peasants girls (you know the ones that work in brothels) have their period when they are much older than noble girls because they lack nutrition.
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babiemingoo · 4 years
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fantasy faire || yoon jeonghan
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summary: [apart of the seventeen stars to the right series] jeonghan figures babysitting his niece at disneyland can’t be that bad, but it definitely gets better when he finds out you’re the cast member assisting his niece’s favorite princess, cinderella.
genre: fluff, cutie uncle!jeonghan || wc: 2.3k
a/n: yes I did take too long to post this and yes I did go overboard... i’m sorry
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I’m definitely the only college kid that has to spend their Saturdays like this, Jeonghan thinks to himself for the second time that month. When he had spent all those nights in high school imagining the crazy parties and wild events he’d attend on his Saturdays in college, there was never any 4 year old niece involved, and definitely no Disneyland either. Yet here he was, his right pointer and middle fingers wrapped tightly around his niece’s hand as she tugs him towards the opening gates of the amusement park. Despite the fact that he did want to go out day drinking with his friends like normal college students did, he also couldn’t complain too much. A free year pass to Disneyland and getting paid just to spend the day with his niece every week? There’s worse things to do on a Saturday.
Still, Jeonghan curses his need for money in the back of his head when a mere 15 seconds after stepping into the park his niece won’t stop begging him to go to the Royal Hall, of all places. “Uncle Hannie pleaseee you told me last time that you’d let me meet Cinderella!” He tries not to groan at the way his niece looks up at him, eyes pleading and much too big for his dwindling resolve.
“Why do you want to go there?! Don’t you want to, like, ride Space Mountain or something?” Jeonghan complains to her as they walk down Main Street, wearing matching Mickey and Minnie Disney ears while weaving through the overwhelming crowds of families and couples.
His niece lets out a whine just as they pass some teenager asking her parents for pictures in front of the castle, “I want to meet Cinderella! She’s my favorite! Uncle Hannie pleaseee!” Her walking halts and she begins to stomp her feet in protest. “You’re such a meanie, you told me last time we came that we would see Cinderella and the time before that and the first time and-”
“Fine!” Jeonghan thought he was first at a lot of things in life, but his niece definitely has him beat in the whining and persistence departments, “We can go see Cinderella at the Royal Hall, but only once today okay? We’re not going over and over again.”
His niece pouts, but doesn’t complain further as she makes her way to the left where the hall was located. Disneyland was always fun - it was Disneyland - but Jeonghan wishes he could enjoy it to it’s full potential rather than being dragged around to visit people in costumes and watching the same shows over and over again.
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The boy watches as his niece makes small conversation with the cast member dressed as Ariel. They had to wait in line for 45 minutes to get into the meet and greet and his niece only looks half amused when the princess asks her if she’s met any new fish friends lately. Jeonghan doesn’t say much during their interaction aside from taking a few pictures to show his aunt later and thanking the cast members for their time. 
Almost immediately after Ariel bids her goodbyes, the little girl goes taking off around the corner, calling out a, “Cinderelly Cinderelly!” in excitement. Jeonghan rushes to keep up, and right as he rounds the corner himself he sees his niece happily jumping into the arms of the woman dressed in blue. 
He already knows this is going to take twice as long as Ariel’s meet and greet did; his niece is already spewing off about how she wants her own castle with a mouse named Gus Gus and a carriage shaped like a pumpkin. With a slight puff Jeonghan makes his way to stand next to the cast attendant with Cinderella and for the first time today it’s his heart that goes pumping with excitement.
You stand next to the pillar with a smile watching the interaction between the princess and Jeonghan’s niece. You loved your job of attending to the princesses at the Royal Hall - the way a few magical minutes in someone’s day always makes the tiring hours more than worth it. You beam as Jeonghan’s niece claps her hands while speaking to Cinderella, questioning her on whether or not the King and Queen of the kingdom forced her to eat broccoli, too.
Since starting your job at Disneyland, there were many days where you and your favorite coworker would talk after a shift to discuss the cute guys that would funnel in and out of the parks. Turning to look at the man who came into your area with the little girl, you knew today would be one of those days. “Is she your sister?” You decide to ask, you know, for good measure. He technically looked old enough to have a child around the girl’s age, but you learned the hard way it’s better not to assume.
“Niece,” He answers with a small smile once he settles next to you. Jeonghan lets a few moments pass as he watches his niece happily bounce next to the princess, but in the corner of his eye he’s watching you. You were probably one of the cutest people he’s ever seen - if not the cutest. Knowing he only has a limited amount of time before the family on the other side of the wall moves on to get their meeting with Cinderella, the man attempts to strike up a conversation, “My sister makes me bring her to Disneyland every Saturday.”
“Every Saturday?!” Your eyes get wide, turning to fully face the man, “Did you have to buy an annual pass for that?”
“Nah, they pay for it.” The boy decides to face you completely in response while rubbing his fingers together, “My sister married well.” For a split second he wonders if he should’ve lied and said he did pay for it all himself - to impress you or something.
Your mouth opens to reply, but you’re quickly distracted when you catch the two girls posing for a picture. Despite your desire to talk to the cute guy, you know you’re technically still on the clock, so you cut the conversation in favor of taking pictures of his niece with her favorite princess. Jeonghan decides to do the same and pulls out his phone for pictures, but really, his attention is on you the entire time.
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When his niece first begged to meet Cinderella, Jeonghan fully prepared to tell her every week following that they can’t go the Royal Hall for whatever made up reason and somehow convince her to go on a ride instead.
However, with the thought of you, the cute cast member replaying on his mind like a loop, he doesn’t complain for a second when his niece asks to see the princess in blue. In fact, it’s become a habit to head straight to the left whenever they enter the parks. Sometimes Jeonghan even takes his niece through the meet and greet twice if she behaves well (but she doesn’t really have to do anything. He just wants an excuse to see you again).
With their new routine in play, you and Jeonghan become more and more familiar with each other. You learn each other’s names, where the two of you go to school, and even things as in depth as Jeonghan’s love for basketball and the story of how you came to work for Disney. He figures out that your shift ends at 3pm every Saturday and he always seems to make it at least once before you’re off. Coming to Disneyland goes from babysitting his niece to borderline using the little girl as an excuse to talk to you. The bond you two create is simple, and definitely unexpected from your job of working with families and couples more often than not, but it’s special; even magical in a way.
So when Jeonghan’s niece makes a move to go right instead of left one Spring Saturday, Jeonghan nearly gets whiplash, “What are you doing? Don’t you want to go to the Royal Hall?”
To his surprise, the little girl shakes her head and points towards Tomorrowland, “Can we try Space Mountain instead?”
For once in his life, Jeonghan is rendered speechless. His niece never turned down an opportunity to go see her favorite princess. He does nothing but blink at her for a bit, trying to understand her sudden fixation with the opposite end of the park, until he’s pulled back to reality by her tugging on his hand again, “Do you want to see Cinderella later, then?”
Jeonghan’s okay with going on the ride first - as long as they get into the Royal Hall by 3pm. “No,” His niece suddenly answers and the boy can only imagine how high his eyebrows raise, “I don’t really like Cinderella anymore.”
“You what?!” Jeonghan drops down to the girl’s eye level to shake her shoulders dramatically, “What do you mean you don’t like Cinderella?! She’s your favorite!”
“Not anymore, I watched Frozen yesterday and Elsa’s dress is prettier. She’s my favorite now!” He’s sure this could go in a Youtube compilation of Top 10 Anime Betrayals, “I wanna go see Elsa today instead!”
“Screw Elsa!” Jeonghan forgets for a second just where he is, catching a middle aged mom in the corner of his eye covering her daughter’s ears. Clearing his throat and bringing his tone down, he continues, “You like Cinderella, okay? When we get back to your house later tonight we can watch all the Cinderella movies and I’ll even buy you a doll today! But we're not going to see Elsa! We’re seeing Cinderella!”
The small girl, as expected, isn’t very happy with his demands. She begins to stomp and whine like that first day he took her to meet the princess, and although she got the best of him that time, it’s not happening today. “Why can’t we see Elsa?!”
“Because-” Jeonghan pauses to bring his voice down once again, “Cinderella’s friend is really, really cute, okay? And Uncle Hannie really wants to get their phone number. So, we’re going to see Cinderella and later on when Cinderella’s cute friend doesn’t have to work anymore we can go see Elsa, I promise.” With his pinky stretched out, he’s hoping his explanation suffices. His niece was young and maybe she won’t understand just how desperately he wants those two or three minutes with you every week; but it’s worth a shot. 
For a second, she does nothing but stare at his outstretched hand, almost as if she’s weighing her options. Then, with a small smile, she lifts her small hand to meet his and hooks their pinkies together, “Okay.”
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Today, Cinderella is placed at the end of the Royal Hall, and Jeonghan’s sure that his niece knows exactly what she’s doing when she nearly flies through the first two princesses with little to no conversation. He decides not to point it out though, and just goes through the routine of taking a picture and thanking the workers.
Jeonghan wonders how the interaction between his niece and Cinderella will go; will she pretend to be interested? Will she tell Cinderella that she’s found a new favorite? Or, worst of all: will she take nearly no time with the princess, and Jeonghan will be forced to talk to you for less than a second before having to leave?
Surprisingly, his niece does none of the three. Without even sparing Cinderella a glance, she immediately marches over to you standing in your usual spot against the pillar and says, “My Uncle thinks you’re cute.”
Silence. Jeonghan, despite being a naturally confident guy, doesn’t know what to do when you look up from his niece with an amused smile. Even Cinderella seems to lose character for a few moments when she slaps her hand over her mouth to conceal her laugh. Before Jeonghan can open his mouth to redeem himself, you look back down at his niece, “Oh? Does he?”
“Yes! I told Uncle Hannie I wanted to meet Elsa today but he made me come here because he said you’re really cute and he wants your phone number,” The girl replies and Jeonghan wonders where kids learn this stuff. “Can you give him your phone number so I can see Elsa now?”
 Jeonghan sighs. This would happen to him. It’s probably karma for using his innocent niece as a way to talk to you. What is he even supposed to say now? Breaking into an awkward smile, he grabs his niece by the shoulder and shrugs, “Uh, kids, right?” Damn kids.
You laugh for a few seconds before lowering down to his niece’s level and grinning at the girl, “Tell your Uncle, that I think he’s really, really cute,” You spare a glance at the man briefly, “And that I’m flattered he’d like to get my phone number. But it’s against the Disneyland rules for me to give it to him.”
Of course it is, he thinks to himself. Leave it to the happiest place on Earth to ruin his chances with you. Jeonghan’s about to nod in understanding and motion for his niece to (very quickly) finish her meet and greet and he can stuff his face with churros for the rest of the day. But before he can make any sort of moves you continue, “However… If you and your Uncle were to see me at the castle around 3:30 after my shift today… I’m sure Mickey wouldn’t mind, right?”
“He wouldn’t!” His niece answers happily before jumping up and down, facing Jeonghan to say, “Can we see Elsa before then?!”
Chuckling (mostly to mask his sigh of relief and excitement), Jeonghan nods and points to Cinderella across the room, “Finish saying hi to Cinderella and I’ll take you to meet Elsa right after this.”
The little girl squeals in happiness before running over to the woman in blue, who he knows is giving him a knowing look. Jeonghan fits into his spot next to you, whispering through a smile, “So… churros at 3:30 then?”
You beam at him, nodding, “It’s a date.”
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ace-angel-judas · 3 years
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Pleaseee wrote the king au where Yoongi and Estelle bathe together please xx
Nerves racked Estelle’s body as she walked into the bathing room. The king’s bathing room was a vast pool like bath, only fit for a king.
Yoongi was already there, quick to dismiss the servants that were pouring lotions and flowers into the water as soon as Estelle walked in. She offered the servants a kind smile as a thank you, but they kept there head down and walked out quickly.
Pulling the pin from her hair, Estelle didn’t say anything as she placed it down on one of the porcelain tables. Her hair fell from it’s tied up position, falling down her back in waves.
“Here,” Yoongi whispered, “Allow me,”
His hands reached out and moving her hair over her shoulder, while his hands worked on undoing the corset that held her dress together. Estelle’s cheeks were pink as the dress fell from her body, leaving her in undergarments.
She turned to him, Yoongi nodding softly as Estelle reached her hands out and slowly peeled the robes from his body until he was standing bare. Her cheeks turned a brighter shade of red, while Yoongi removed her own under garments.
“Shall we?” Estelle whispered softly.
The king didn’t say anything at first, instead staring at her body in awe and slight hunger. Estelle softly grabbed his hand, leading him towards the large bath.
She stepped in first, slowly lowering herself into the warm water. Yoongi was quick to join, seeming to try and stay as close as possible to his bride.
“I apologise if this is unusual,” Estelle whispered.
“Not at all,” Yoongi answered, “I’d like to bathe with you from now on,”
“O-oh..,”
Jumping slightly, Estelle felt Yoongi’s hands reach out and pull her body closer to his own. They were pressed up against each other, Estelle softly holding his shoulders.
“I never imagined a foreign princess would be this beautiful,” Yoongi confessed.
“W-well,” Estelle’s cheeks were pink, “I know I don’t get much choice in who I marry but I am glad it will be you,”
Yoongi chuckled at her words, before leaning in and placing a soft kiss against her exposed neck. Estelle let out a small whine, her eyes going wide as the king froze against her.
Estelle quickly found herself pressed against the edge of the bath, the king’s lips pressed against her own in hunger. She responded back to his advances, softly moulding her lips back against his own.
Soon enough, Yoongi pulled away and latched his lips onto her neck, kissing the soft skin. Estelle let out a soft whine, her nails digging into his skin slightly. One of Yoongi’s hands was tightly holding her thigh, while the other held her waist.
He bit down on her neck, sucking the skin into his mouth. Estelle moaned into the steamy air, her fingers travelling upwards to tangle into his dark locks. Just as Yoongi was about to work his way down, the doors to the bathing room opened.
“Your highness!” A diplomat called.
Yoongi was suddenly enraged, “How dare you interrupt me?! This is punishable by death!”
“Please-“
“You and your entire family can be executed because your such an idiot!” Yoongi yelled, “Seeing the queen’s bare body and interrupting me with my wife!”
“We have a message from King Namjoon!” The diplomat pleaded, “I beg you!”
Estelle decided to intervene, softly cupping Yoongi’s cheeks and turning to rage filled king towards herself. She smiled.
“It’s okay, he is just doing his job,” Estelle whispered softly, “There’s no harm done,”
Yoongi didn’t say anything, except play a hungry kiss against her lips before pulling away with a slightly more relaxed and calm mood.
“Give me the letter,”
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echodrops · 5 years
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Ten Totally Awesome, Very Serious, Incredibly Valid Reasons to Ship Shigaraki/Ochako
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Pleaseee Note: This is a parody post. If you’re looking for real reasons to ship Shigako (M&Ms voice: they do exist!), they’re over here.
Spoilers for My Villain Academia, watch out.
Uh, also, before anyone goes stereotypically tumblr on me, no, I obviously do not condone shipping minors and adults. But I do fully support future fics, age changes, and AUs because I can actually conceptualize of fictional characters in circumstances different from the canon. First person to send me anon hate about a four-year age gap will be punted into the sun.  
1) Uraraka already has a track record of being attracted to a Merch-Collecting Nerd Prince with Zero Chill and only One Pair of Red Sneakers to his name.
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It’s only inevitable that one day she’ll come to her senses and upgrade to the VASTLY SUPERIOR Nerd King Special Edition HD Re-Release™ instead.
Thank you to Reddit for providing me multiple pictures comparing these vile shoes.
2) Shigaraki might be a crazed terrorist hell bent on total world destruction, but he’s not interested in kinky girls.
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Freak in the streets, vanilla in the sheets.
A PERFECTLY NORMAL girl like Ocha–
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You know what, on second thought, let’s just… move along…
3) He’s got blue hair, she likes to wear pink. He was a skater boi, she said see yah later boi.
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According to The Complete Colorstrologist’s Guide to Metaphysical, Metaphoric, and Metastasizing Personal Wells of Well-Being (publication pending); the expert opinions of at least three licensed metaphysicotheologico-cosmolonigologists; whatcolorismyaura .com (which is flagged as a security risk by my browser, and which I was too scared to actually unflag, even for the sake of this joke); like half of a $1.50/hour consultation with the professionals of 1-800-PSY-CHIC (which I hope is not a real phone number); and five whole minutes of Googling, pink and blue are infinitely compatible colors! The intensity and compassion of those possessing the pink aura helps to temper the brutal intuition and blunt honesty of the blue aura! The reliability and follow-through of one pastel soul empowers the bubbly generosity of the other! This is just plain and simple scientifically proven fact. Does your ship align with the stars?! I didn’t think so.
FURTHERMORE, deciphering the Illuminati’s cryptographic RGB code reveals that the-only-color-of-pink-anime-girls-are-allowed-to-wear corresponds perfectly to Numerology Life Path Number 7, while baby blue corresponds to Life Path 2, which, like, basically totally means they’re soulmates.*
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* Every sign is your soulmate if you go through enough of the Google results.
Please also consider: Cotton candy is delicious.
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I stole this picture from a vape shop. Please don’t sue me, vape shop.
4) Shigaraki and Uraraka would obviously be the ultimate low maintenance power couple.
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They say that the most harmonious pairs are people who live similar lifestyles, right? Get you a man who won’t judge your habit of window-shopping at convenience stores.
Think of all the ridiculous AU fanfics the world is tragically missing out on!
Where is the penniless millennial disaster roommate AU?! (Can’t afford real food? Mochi makes the dream work. Their roof springs a leak? F R E E shower. Coupon game too strong. God help the person who cuts them in line for samples at the grocer’s.) Where is the “We got fake married for the tax breaks” AU?! (”Wait, what do you mean divorces cost money?”) The “Don’t think I’ll take it easy on you in battle just because we keep meeting at the 99¢ ¥100 store” AU?! The--
5) Who doesn’t love a beauty and the beast story? A tale as old as time? Song as old as rhyme?
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I, for one, have perfect faith in the ability of Shigaraki’s beauty to civilize even the most horrendous of monsters.
6) Look Uraraka–
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–you might have to bail his ass out of jail for murder, but at least you know you’ll never catch him cheating!
6.5) Their ship name could be Stardust. 🌠S T A R🌠🌌D U S T🌌!!! Why are y’all still sleepin’?!! Arghhkfghjfgh!
7) She’s already met his whole family!
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The introduction got off on an awkward foot, trueee, but look on the bright side: there definitely won’t be any complaints about their relationship from his side of the aisle!
8) Her quirk makes her nauseous? That’s okay. He’s A L W A Y S nauseous.
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It doesn’t get any more romantic than taking turns holding each other’s hair, and research suggests people who have maximum innate chemistry mirror each other’s physical behaviors without even noticing! You could say they just can’t hold it in anymore! It’s really overflowing! In this essay, I will-- 
9) The couple that plays together, stays together. 
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This is where I WOULD put a picture of Shigaraki gaming... if Horikoshi had ever drawn one, but he WON’T, because he knows full well that Shigaraki is a fake gamer who only ever watches Let’s Plays.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single male in possession of a decent PC build, must be in a want of a hot gamer girlfriend. Semi-mythical in nature, it is rumored that once every nine years, when Mars aligns with the release of a new triple AAA title that has single player and no micro-transactions, a female gamer will reveal herself via dropping push-to-talk in the voice chat and will accept challengers of note. Should you best her in battle, the ancient legend claims, she may deem you a worthy companion. But lose, and your dignity fate will lie entirely in her hands.
Ochako is crazy competitive. Shigaraki’s ass is grass.
10) You ever see him act like this much of a doofus for anyone but Uraraka Ochako?
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I rest my case.
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