#the frat bros are of couse Sapnap Sam Punz George etc

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I want to write a fic about Dream moving into a frat mid college for some reason and he has the surgery scars he has and every single time a frat bro sees him without a shirt on their reaction is "Dude, cool scars!! ... is it a trans thing?" "Uh... no, they're like, surgery scars" "Cool cool... you're still going with he/him right? Just to check" "yeah"

#the dog barks #dreamwastaken #the frat bros are of couse Sapnap Sam Punz George etc #I think Dream would have been put there because of an error in the system but the frat had space so he just stayed #he doesn't like talking about the surgery with strangers and the bros picked up on it so every single time someone asks they make up a new- #story about what happen #their favorite is “he was fighting a huge crocodile and it almost bit him in half” “he jumped into a trash compactor” #george in particular will always say that dream got the scars fighting the ender dragon #Dream has a girl group that he hangs out with and they use him as a test to see if the guy they like is worth dating #mostly not with the scars #Dream just has something that makes men feel like they need to puff up like a stupid chicken #(that something is that he's tall and hot and well liked by the girls and the gays) #the frat house becomes 70% queerer when Dream joins #his nickname by the end of the year is mr gay awakening #(no one calls him that to his face) #dsmp au