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hindi-si-ikay · 2 years

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"Fresh" Movie Commentary :

WARNING SPOILERS

TW: gore, cannabalism, amputation, +18

Listen, if you can't take REALLY gross and gorey stuff you shouldn't read this

First date guy was an absolute asshole and I LOVED how they portrayed him, just the perfect asshole and his name is CHAD

Fuuuuuuck me that silent walk to the car is terrifying

Why is that man walking home at night with a baby????

Best Friend has ALL the great points

With the knowledge that I know about this movie the convo the besties are having right now is fucking hilarious

Oooooh soundtrack is starting out great

Food is definitely gonna be a main point with how the cinematography zooms into people eating

This movie makes me glad Im ace

Silk Almond milk tastes terrible imo

aaaaaaaaaaaaah he opened and tasted iiiiiit why are you still shopping heeeeere?????

Ive never found sebastian stan attractive. This doesn't help.

Y'all are just blatantly being weird af people. This conversation gives me 2nd hand embarrasment and HURTS

This man SCREAMS red flags to me but Noa's standards are so low this cheesy creepy motherfucker's lame jokes are really doin it for her huh

Hehehehe "Fresh Meats"

Next to the veggie and fruit section too

I dont believe in real life meet cutes and I never will

MOLLIE IS SPITTIN FACTS

THIS WAS FILMED IN VANCOUVER

THAT BUS STOP SIGN IS LITERALLY VANCOUVER

hehehehe i just realized his name is STEVE

🚩 he had a drink before before the date AND he's from texas

Best way to bond? TRAUMA DUMP

I feel like waaaay to many adults have 1 or both parents dead and Im in this club too

Aaaah the date montage so that we ignore their awkward convo

He's looking at her like she's food

Noa is reaaaally tipsy

Baby is spittin facts rn and should really listen to her own advice

Kissing and sex on the first date is really weird to me but that's just me. Also will be skipping this scene in case he eats her like a spider mating

Did he eat her out?

Im sorry for my shitty cannibal jokes

MOLLIE ONCE AGAIN SPITTIN FACTS

His facial expressions are creeping me the fuck out

HE DOESNT EAT ANIMALS????

HUMANS ARE MAMMALS

WE'RE ANIMALS

I dont want arguments in the reblogs or tags okay

STUFFED

Her apartment is so nice???? For vancouver like shit that costs a lot

I dont even know what her job is

GOD NOA YOU NAIVE FOOL

DIDNT YOU SEE THAT TINDLER SWINDER DOCUMENTARY????

Hahahahahaha dickmatized

Baby youre gonna get murdered

Nah actually I think she's gonna be a final girl or smthn

Honestly for as much as Im screaming at Noa if I was in her position I would also probably be making the same mistakes

The fuck is cottage cove?

THE SERVICE IS SHITTY???

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

She really is dickmatized huh

It looks like he lives 10hrs away from the city wtf. Literally took them the whole day to drive to his place

Bitches like Noa have never watched True Crime anything in their lives and IT SHOWS

Man is making drinks and Im pretty sure he's drugging it

I hate this man's decor. Bubble furniture??? In a semi modern house in the WOODS????

Necterine

And

Drugs

We are 1/3 in the movie and the title card and beginning credits start now????

This is so fucking weird

Awe fuck I hate and love how creepy this soundtrack is

I couldve been watching pirates of the carribbean guys

Ive greened out on weed the first and only time i tried it, being that woozy feel shitty af guys

I cant believe she's not restrained onto the bed

MAN IS JUST IN THE CORNER IN A TURTLENECK

THEYRE IN A CELLAR I TAKE BACK THAT OTHER COMMENT

WHY IS HE SO MUCH CREEPIER IN A TURTLENECK

Ohmygod I just realized he looks like Ted Bundy

At least he's hygenic

Man is literally just being a hustlin girlboss

I just realized that he can literally just amputate the girls' limbs one by one. Why doesn't he just do that to Noa?

The ass? Really???

The other girls are either ghosts or hallucinations

Mollie is literally the best girl

HE DOES HAVE A WIFE

I thought this was gonna be one of those bonnie and clyde movies and im sad it's not

NOT MOLLIE

NOT THE BEST GIRL

I bet you the wife is the girl who wrote in the magazine

She looks traumatized enough

OOOH I KNEW IT

He really shouldn't have labelled the limbs incase he got caught

Damn that grinder is disturbing

Devil imagery.....huh

The cinematography is actually so fucking good. The chills that it's giving are exquisite. Absolutely what I wanted from this movie. It's both elegant AND disgusting at the same time

Penny is actually her fears probably

Bro Im just crying about Mollie

I hate that he shares the names of the women they eat

Oh yeah final girl Noa

HAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUCKIN FUNNY

This girl power fight scene is everything

Mollie needs the BEST FUCKIN FRIEND AWARD GUYS

Heheheheh Steve's wife

He's married???

Ohmyfucking god Chad

Movie Rating:

7/10

Overall I really liked the movie and I would recommend it to anyone who likes gory disturbing movies with spine chilling themes.

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sedumlineare · 2 years

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My love for Our Flag Means Death is twofold, really, and I’d like to piece my thoughts together into something coherent.

On the surface, a pirate comedy, it’s fun. The characters are great, the story is interesting, the VFX is a little eh but what can one expect from a show that has probably a tenth of the budget of a Marvel movie? In this regard, it’s great.

On a deeper level, this show has very quickly come to mean a lot to me, and to many other people as well. The reason for this is the diversity and representation.

Contains spoilers

The way the show handles queerness is akin to The Owl House: They are characters who are queer, not queer characters. Their queerness is not their entire identity. And yet this facet of them is respected and affirmed and given the time it needs, without making the show solely about it.

It’s about the simple casualness with which the characters’ queerness is treated. No one bats an eye at Jim using they/them pronouns. Nana immediately catches on and uses them. There’s no forgetting or being confused. It’s simply normal. No one bats an eye at who people are attracted to. Spanish Jackie is casually polyamorous. Jim is casually nonbinary. Stede, Ed, etc. are casually gay. Over half the main cast is queer, and there is not a single traditional “coming out” plotline. No characters agonizing over whether they’ll be accepted, no tearful confessions. If the characters even acknowledge it (as in the case of Jim clarifying that they want to be called Jim), it’s one and done, a simple means of communicating information. Most media with queer characters focuses on coming out or coming to terms with their queer identity (Love, Simon, I think but I’ve never actually read/seen it, Rosa from Brooklyn Nine-Nine). And honestly? It’s exhausting. Just as cishet people like seeing themselves solving crimes in space and falling in love through some cliché romantic plot, queer people want to see themselves doing those same things too, without so much of a focus on coming to terms with a queer identity. And the fact that Our Flag Means Death does this is why I instantly fell in love with it. These queer characters get up to the same shenanigans typical cishet characters do.

On romance in particular, I loved a few things about it. One: the storyline. These characters (Stede and Ed, Lucius and Black Pete, Oluwande and Jim) have simple romantic relationships, not defined by one of them coming to terms with their own queer identity or the romance focusing on them being queer. They get to have their romance fall into classic tropes (Lucius dramatically kissing Black Pete, the montage of Stede and Ed as Stede realizes he’s in love). The characters are simply people in love, and it’s normalized. Two: the clear canonization of those relationships. These aren’t left as subtext or a 2 second clip that could be cut out. Lucius and Black Pete kiss onscreen, as well as call each other affectionate names. Oluwande and Jim kiss and get caught sleeping together. Stede and Ed share an entire confession and kiss scene together, along with multiple conversations prior about their affection for one another (Stede and Calico Jack talking in the forest, Lucius telling Ed to act enthusiastic about the treasure hunt). For Stede and Ed in particular, the show mostly revolves around their relationship. If their relationship is removed, the show falls apart. The romance is embedded into the story, not tossed in for diversity points.

And finally, that this show has queer people played by queer people. Jim’s actor is nonbinary in real life. There were nonbinary writers working on the script. I don’t really know about any of the other characters or crew, but the fact that at least one character is authentically played means a lot as a queer person.

And as a few last notes that don’t exactly fit in with the rest: I loved that Ed is allowed to be vulnerable. The bathtub scene is so well done, and the fact that he is allowed to panic, to be distressed, and not be ridiculed or embarrassed for it but comforted is so, so good. I loved that the crew was racially diverse. I loved that Stede openly encourages the crew to talk out their feelings. I loved that these pirates showed that being strong and crude and rough doesn’t mean that they can’t have moments of weakness, kindness, and softness.

As a queer person, I felt such a unique form of joy watching this and seeing queer characters thrive. These characters brought me to tears because I saw myself, because I shared the actors’ pride in showing people who don’t get the spotlight, in telling stories that don’t get told. Our Flag Means Death is proof that good, proper representation is not only possible but meaningful.

#i hope this makes sense #ofmd #our flag means death #sedumlineare

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