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boxwinebaddie · 3 months

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when you feel up to it, can you let us know how the rest of the ravesey hate went?

hello, my darling!

yes, i can!

i will, however, just to keep myself sane and my fingers from hurting, have to give these updates to you...in parts.

i am predicting to finish the ravesey hate, i will need at least four parts. this is part one. it is not written very formally at all, it's spelled very wrong and is kind of a mess. but it's info!!! and i hope it thrills u! these updates and the lore means a lot to me <3 so i really really hope that you like it. please *rp vc* let me know if it pleases and sparkles.

but now,

without further ado...

please enjoy the worst part of your day,

and rem(ember )

to smile, pendejo ;)

okay, so Technically chapter six was supposed to end with this dialogue, but i was under a lot of duress writing chapter six because i was trying to rush it out ( of anxiety ) so i didn't have time to write or develop the bottom actions or dialogue.

ergo, this is how lucky ( or unlucky who knows? not you guys yet ;) ehehe ) rm chapter 7 starts out. ( i will re-link 6 for y'all soon...i still kind of hate the way it's written and y'all were not supposed to get ravenstan pov this early, but the context is important and stan was so fucking cute in it like he's so pathetic and dorky, i'm luv him c': )

anYWays! context for this dialogue is kyle setting his phone up to surprise facetime ike, but instead of kyle answeing it, it's raven ;)

nOT THE FOOT CREAM LMAOOOOO *jersey vc* it'S ORTHOPEDIC!!! >://// screaming crying n throwing up!!!!

which is what ike and co. are doing!!!

they are in ikes bedroom, which is FULL of cd stuff, btw.

there's a poster of old og cd on the wall because they haven't taken new promotional pictures so i think it's kenny with slightly shorter...black hair? or some kind of undercut moment? ( i canonized asian kenny btw they are fione as hell pls kiss me ken ), jimmy in the skull shirt w the drum stick behind his ear, thot foulkinson w/ foreboding fuccboi energies and raven of crimson dawn ofc, his hair is red which u know indicates manic episode!rae he's sticking his tongue out w the silver ringed, nail poilsh fingers bent into the rock&roll symbol, fishnet shirt...u know the drill, he looks like a wh0re.

but yes, so they're in ikes crimson dawn shrine bedroom, there's four other kids with him whose names we do not know. so we have ike, who i will describe in a second, we have a gothy boy sitting next to kyle with jet black hair, black lipstick, eyeliner, the whole shebang. we have a girl with red hair -- she seems quieter and studious. there is a girl with dirty blonde hair and she seems very vivacious and bubbly. she is smiling very wide and waving. and there is a popular blonde boy in a letterman jacket, scowling, looking unimpressed by this surprise celebrity guest appearance. i am sure you have ur guesses.

anyways x 2 kyle is about to strangle ike and try to justify his freaking lame ass embarassing ass Orthopedic Foot Cream delivery when he stops mid word, leaning in, hand on hip, eyes wide, Mad As Hell, like "isaac moisha broflovski WHAT THE HELL DIDJA DO TO YA HAIR?!"

because, girls, gays and theys...ike broflovski's hair...

is bleached raven of crimson dawn...Blonde. ;)

so ike is giving mini raven of crimson dawn, he is wearing the old crimson dawn teeshirt with the blood moon rising on it, even did raven's really bad chrome nail polish. tbh he looks more punk rock than the kid sittin next to him who is def more trad, romantic goth.

but yes, ike tells kyle he literally Just Did It while they were waiting for a part of their project to come together ( it does involve cd later, but not at this very moment ) and kyle is grilling the living shit out of him Older Brother Style all like mom is going to kill you and put your head on a spike, ike!!! i cannot believe you!!! this is sooooo...

and ravenstan is like "SICK, dude!" then kyle gives ravenstan the scary ass new jersey forest green laser eyes and stan as raven gulps and is like "Sick...ening. I am...Sickened, Ike. That is very irresponsible of you!" like mouthing 'i'm lying, so cool' winking at the camera jshdjsahdl stopping every time kyle looks over...smh they're married.

also i said Stan As Raven because jerseykyle notices that raven of crimson dawn immediately sounds like the guy that hit on him at the concert again in front of everyone. he does not sound like the cute, super embarrassed, flustery boy that was falling all over himself and advocating for plant rights. like, he switched up the second that camera came on. rae is also nervously fidgeting with his dress pants and breathing laboriously. additionally, he's taking Very Large swigs of his box wine in a...way that is...Concerning...like its a coping mech.

jersey kyle is sussed out by this, both the voice thing and ravenstan's pretty habitual drinking/how that seems to relax him immediately. the voice thing he assumes was just a weird fluke or something, kyle figures he imagined it anyways because raven kind of sounded like stan for a second which, clearly was a ptsd hallucination bc evil raven of crimson dawn...is not his wonderful, lovely stanley marsh...clearly.

also, why the fuck does he care about raven of crimson dawn??? he does Not care about crimson dawn obviously! he sips his wine lmao

okay, moving right along, raven of cd tells kyle...sigh...doing the voice committing to the bit smh...that he heard that it's ike's birthday, and while he'd love to give him vip tickets for him and the other five to one of his new york shows/fly them out free of charge n have them stay in the crimson dawn manwhoresion like a spooky haunted hotel.

i'll give you details on the cd manwhoresion in a diff post because there's a chapter that takes place largely within it for...Reasons.

but yes, he Wants to do that!!! however, all the shows around there are 18+ and its ike's seventeenth bday ( he's a little younger than everyone else bc he's a genius like kyle and skipped a grade ) and ravenstan doesn't want him to miss Hannukah.

( which, yes kyle does think its kind of sweet that raven must have remembered that kyle said that he was jewish and also that he cared that ike spent that time with his family...raven of crimson dawn does take another large box wine swig when talking about family...lol rip )

i also do think he slips a little...when i tell y'all stan is not that good at pretending to not know who kyle is like, smh, even if i didn't tell y'all that, you probably would have figured it out...but he basically says something like Your Mom Would Totally Go Postal

and kyle is like uhhhh how do you know that? and hes like AHAHAHAHA well you said she'd be mad about lil bro's blonde hair! trying to back pedal ohhhh my god. that placates kyle only slightly.

but they are moving right along, too fast to dwell on anything, also this is about ike...not them. speaking of ike tho, he seems super bummed and is like "i don't need to spend hannukah here!!! lmao!!! kyles not even coming like he misses it every year anyways!" totally throws kyle under the bus to spend time w/ celebPretty raven smhh

buuuuuut x2 ( and its a big butt if ur kyle <3 ) raven of cd is like "well, don't worry he's gonna be there, because i had a back up plan." and raven of cd whips out this piece of paper and winks and waves it. ike and goth boys eyes widen like they know Exactly what that is omg.

in the raven of cd voice he starts reading:

"dear crimson dawn ( especially raven ),

stan totally winks at him and kyle rolls his eyes lol.

the letter then goes onto explain that his birthday is coming up and more importantly, it's his winter formal. and that every year, the same super whack band from when his dad was in high school plays at their show. its a bunch of old dudes who totally do not shred. ike says that it's probably a long shot and that raven and cd are super famous and doing super cool, super famous band boy things, but asks him if they'd be willing to play at their high school's winter formal.

he also says that he has a big crush on someone and was working up the nerve to ask them...there is a gendered word on there...ike looks distressed like omg pls don't say it and raven just winks @ him again.

( i love you, ravenstan omg. )

and speaking, ofc, of lovely ravenstan, he tells ike that Crimson Dawn Will Be There, Little Man. Rock And Roll. Ur Only Seventeen Once. ;)

he also says that he's gonna fly kyle and the blondies squad out with them...you know...so now kyle can be with his family on hannukah.

very generous, raven! thank you! KYLE IS FREAKING OUT HES LIKE HELL NO HELL NO ABSOLUTELY THE FUCK NOT!!!! and raven is like woops too late, adios, amigos! and remember its always darkest...

*ike and squad vc* Before Crimson Dawn!!!!

ravenstan hangs up and kyle is trying to KILL him like are you fucking Insane??? you can't just play at my little brother's winter formal??? and raven stan is like...oh i think i can, new jersey! also he's fkn right bc kyle's totally stuck going now bc ike looked super excited and raven basically told ike that kyle would be there...fml.

but ravenstan is like "Speaking Of New Jersey, i will have those tickets booked for a week before the dance so you have time to be with your family/settle in..." kyle cuts him off by laughing and ravenstan is like metal eyebrow raise "what's so funny" and kyle is like "you think ike lives in new jersey?" and raven like *squints more* "you literally have a new jersey accent, new jersey? don’t you..."

and kyle is like "i did live in jersey, crow, but when i graduated high school and started college, my family had no reason to stay up there anymore ( doesn't explain ), plus my dad got a Business Opportunity. so they moved back home..."

"To South Park, Colorado."

ANDDDD LHDSHDLSHDk OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! when i tell you ravenstan was STRESSED!!!!! he was like wtfwtfwtf like internally screaming help help help!!!! he thought kyle lived in new jersey???? because the last internet stalking of kyle ( while outdated ) placed him in FUCKING NEW JERSEY?????? oh my gooooood bitch!!!!!

so obviously, we don't have this pov, but basically stan is putting the pieces together and he's like fucking hell, that was literally hs firkle, filmore, tricia tucker and...he doesn't know who the blonde girl is but honestly he's so stressed out he's like i probably just forgot her name.

so he's like *voice crack* "sOUTH PARK, COLORADO????!!!!" fml fml

jersey is like "yeah...south park, colorado. you got a problem, crow?"

and ravenstan is like AHAHAHAH!!!! "no!!! no problem...at all! haha!!! can't wait to visit, this will be so fun! to go where i--i mean you grew up!!! haha! wow! whew!~"

*fucking kills the boxwine and cracks the crazy red heart glass vial necklace and inhales very deeply* he's still shaking btw like FUCK

and kyle is about to finally grill him about what is clearly raven of crimson dawn's serious drinking problem and ask what the weird vial is and why he's inhaling it when....

kyle...gets a waft of something.

and is like...

"…crow, do you smell Burning?”

and both their eyes go WIDE and they're like

"tHE LASAGNA!!!!!!!!"

AAAsaaaAAAAAAaaa

*bebe stevens vc* And Scene.

so that is part one ur welcome to ask me questions about it, but if they belong in extremely far in the future parts or like would spoil a lot of the surprises in these ask message updates, i will...not answer them. i am sorry if it feels like i'm ignoring you, also, i have 100 asks.

BUT I HOPE THIS WAS FUN!!! thank you for being flexible!!!!! i know it's not the same as getting a real update but hopefully you are stoked on finally getting some information! i will edit this so its more coherent later, i promise! if you want to rest of the parts, pls lmk.

also...if you feel up to it...if you could tell me how you feel abt this? like if you thought it was cool or liked it or didn't like it? lmao...i'm nervous smh smh smh skdhslkahds.

-uncle nina, serial fanfic spoiler / the ravesey gay agenda

#rm spoiler #ravesey hate #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #are we stoked did we like it lmao lmao #there is like three more parts #the next part will be the rest of seven #and the two after that cover chapter eight of the hate #BUT I HOPE WE LIKE THIS SORRY ITS WRITTEN BADLY #BUT LMAO I AM OBSESSED #MY BOYS MY BOYS MY BOYS #ravenstan fucked up literally so bad he is literally screaming and crying and throwing up like Lifes So Fun Lifes So Fun lmaoo #he is in hell he is burning in arson fake dead boy hell #SPEAKING OF BURNING #NOT THE LASAGNA #tfw ur so distracted by ur very hot blonde celebrity hate boy doting on ur little brother and remembering hannukah that the lasagna #that u were literally not going to eat anyways rip jerseys ed and hate of mushrooms STARTS BURNING OOOOF #anyways like and subscribe #please if its not too much trouble ur welcome to treat my ask box or the comms of this post like ao3 #if it pleases and sparkles or it sucks so much ass lmk lmao #be brutal its okay

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averykedavra · 4 years

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you've kinda said bits of what they wear, bit what are their outfits like? the same as the character they swapped with but in their colours, or completely different outfits? I kinda want to draw them lol

(This AU btw)

I tried to create somewhat new outfits while still sticking to the color schemes? But it basically turned into a What I Think Is Cool post.

Logan wears a white lab coat with a million stains on it. He always has the sleeves rolled up. Beneath that is a red t-shirt with little golden stars on it, although he doesn’t usually take the lab coat off and show it. It’s his favorite shirt and makes him feel happy and comfortable. He wears glasses normally that are always smudged, but when he’s working he wears science goggles. Always has a pen or five stuck behind his ear, hair is always sticking up, grease and pen on his face.

Patton doesn’t have a snakey face because I couldn’t think of how to work that into his design? But he wears a knit black sweater over a yellow-and-black striped t-shirt. Like a bee! He makes all the bee puns he can. Has round glasses with golden frames and they’re just a little tinted so you can’t really see his eyes as well as you think you can. A million bracelets on each hand, including a little friendship bracelet with a bunch of green and purple beads. When it’s serious talk time, he rocks a suit with a yellow jacket and a black tie. (Hey, changed my mind! He has little scales across his face and down his arms, like freckles. And he hides his eyes because they’re yellow and slitted.)

Roman...I’m gonna retcon the time I mentioned his hoodie. He wears a cloaky thing with a hood. Like a ghost or really dramatic and mysterious ranger. After he was accepted he added a few purple stripes around the edges and lots of patches. Beneath that is a purple shirt but nobody’s seen it except for Janus and Patton. It goes down to his feet and is clasped with a little stormcloud buckle. His level of panic can be shown by how much he’s hiding in it. Sometimes he just stretches it over his head and curls up in a fabric ball. He has killer eyeliner though and his hair is always on point, so when he takes off his hood he kicks ass. He added the hood after he was accepted too. Before that, it was a swoopy villain outfit suitable for the cartoonish Disney antagonist he tried to be.

Okay so Remus now. Remus is precious boyo. Overalls!! Overalls with little pins all over them!!! Blue stripey shirt underneath, old sneakers. Blue headband!!! Little paint splashes all over his face because he loves to draw and paint. Really long tongue like a froggy that he uses to touch his nose. Giant smile, probably a gap between his front teeth. Fluffy hair that falls all over the place. Little froggy patch on his big front overall pocket!!! That he uses to carry puppies in!!!!!! I’m sorry officer I love him

Janus. Three piece suit at. All. Times. Black except for his navy tie. Black gloves. No snakey face (how will we recognize him, haha). Hair always impeccably combed off his face. Basically the pinnacle of Drama and Flair and Propriety. For less important stuff though, like the asides, he wears a navy button-down and slacks. But Thomas is Not Allowed to see him like that because it is Not Distinguished Enough. Why am I using so many capital letters? Because Janus is a Man of Style and deserves them.

Virgil is, as stated before, Very Emo. Like take the emo up to eleven. Dyes his bangs bright green to match his t-shirt, which always has a meme on it (he changes it every day.) Wears a spiky black leather jacket over top, it’s like three sizes too big for him. On the bottom are cutoff jean shorts and fishnet leggings. Black and green nail polish. Killer makeup. I’m talking eyeliner that could cut a bitch, dark mascara, vampire-pale foundation, the works. A million piercings on each ear, probably a nose ring and spider bites as well. Bangs are perpetually greasy and cover his eyes all the time. Totally has tentacle tattoos on his arms.

And that’s it! As for the color thing, I could easily swap the colors back to their originals if I wanted, so that’s up for debate whether they have the colors of their job or their original colors from the show.

(also if you drew them I would literally die of happiness I hope you know that)

#no pressure tho #do whatever u want #i'd draw them but as stated before i can't draw #asks and answers #anon #sanders sides swap au #tw cursing #tw death mention

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