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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

well, do we want to be together? let me fuse into you and put all my desire and effort and Effort ;) into you? i suppose, a date? as much as time doesnt work, we could go out together on one.

- 🎃

When are you free? Of course, time is irrelevant. I will find you. See you soon.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

So did you kill him?

I did! It was very fun! He did get blood all over my nice skirt, however. Not very happy with him for that.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Space!

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

You doing all right there, Teppy?

Yes?

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Creator I swear if you let me slaughter Marius brutally I'll- I don't know. I'll do something you want me to do.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

the binch

Absolutely not, please and thank you! Get your Grinch memes away from me! Tell Miss Rasputina she needn't bother figuring out how to kill an elder god, this hellsite will do it! Unless of course I can't die yet, for narrative purposes.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Also, who said the Scribe was my mother, and why? What gave them that impression?

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

So, uh, any scientific explanations for whatever's going on with that dream world thing?

I'm literally an eldritch monstrosity. Science can suc-

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Kiss marry kill for the three Mariuses on Tumblr

No.

Fine.

I'll kiss the newest one on the hand or something, I suppose. If he's okay with that, obviously. And marry the one my Baron calls 'Byron', because I'm fairly sure he doesn't hate me as much as my Baron does. Killing my universes Baron, and since this is a theoretical game it doesn't count as proper murder.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

My name isn't Teppy by the way.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Did this friend happen to enjoy shiny outfits and have a surplus of ribbon and cat treats?

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

I'm not sure about the shiny outfits.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

So Nastya and Marius are on your "annoying" list, then?

Somehow I don't see them minding that.

I do not have an annoying list. My list of which Mechanisms to destroy first goes as follows:

First: Marius von Raum, for distracting Lyfrassir Edda.

Nastya Rasputina, for distracting Lyfrassir Edda to a lesser extent.

Drumbot Brian, for being 'good' half of the time.

Gunpowder Tim, for not dying in the competition with Alfred Grifter.

Raphaella la Cognizi, for escaping the Bifrost.

Ivy Alexandria, for escaping the Bifrost.

Ashes O'Reilly, for helping Nastya Rasputina.

Jonny d'Ville, as he hasn't caused trouble but is Nastya Rasputina's brother.

The Toy Soldier, as it scared one of Lyfrassir's friends. I like it.

Dr Carmilla can be a part of my army if she likes. I applaud her use of science and eldritch technology.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Why is Nyx screaming happily- oh. The Baron shouldn't have said that.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Ow. Who keeps doing that.

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

Getting them out?

Getting them out of the situation. I think the Baron would kill me if they died again, especially if one of my family members did it. Wouldn't you, @doctorbarontsct ?

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[insignificantmortalsshouldsuffer]

yes absolutely

Fine.

So, the obvious favourite would be my datemate, the 🎃 anon.

Then the Creator.

And then my second in command, 🧠

And finally 🌊

I guess some of the people I know off Tumblr would count, but none of them have Tumblr so I can't @ them. And the person who types this up for me too, I suppose.

(awhhh it likes me!)

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