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The Artful Dodger x The Onion Text Posts 2/x
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hiddenvioletsgrow · 3 months
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Sneed: lol whatever, you can't even read
Jack, holding a surgical knife: I’ve escaped prison once and I’m not afraid to do it again
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theking-mustdie · 8 months
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about me🩷:
- my name is becca!
- [she/her]
- eighteen
- requests are open! check out what i do and don’t do at the bottom of this post!
- lesbian
- i’m passionate about bringing more wlw representation into fandoms and campaigning for better treatment of amazing women within stories!
- not a multishipper
fandom🩷:
- teen wolf
- CoD
- marvel
- the artful dodger
- bridgerton
- marauders
ships🩷:
- thiam
- sciassac
- malira
- stydia
- stucky
- spideypool
- dodgerfox
- kanthony
- jily
- dorlene
what i do🩷:
- reposts
- little idea blurbs
- one shots
- text posts
- incorrect quotes
- fun situations
- anything fun! it can be angsty, but i love happy endings!
what i don’t do🩷:
- art (untalented!)
- detailed nsfw stories
- in depth, developed stories
- surrogate lily
- anything harmful to the women of fandoms
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Belle walks in on Jack and Sneed arguing.
Belle: What’s the matter now?
Sneed: Jack always thinks he’s the smartest person in the room!
Jack: No, I don’t.
Sneed: You don’t?
Jack: Belle’s here now.
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Belle: I love you so much. You hold my heart in your hand.
Jack: **literally has his fingers around her artery** Not the time, babe!
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Belle: You’re a common thief.
Jack: Well now, “common”? That’s just hurtful.
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