#the aftermath: he just cackled and said ‘ya got me there love. now comere’ and lemme take ya up on that offer~’

[dragonanon]

Given how much of a shit Mammon is, I think he’d low key be REALLY into it if you’re a little shit right back to him.

Like he holds up a set of lingerie he KNOWS is way too small for you and says “Cute set, eh?? Too bad it won’t fit your fatass! >:)” And without even looking up from what you’re doing, you smirk and shoot back “Oh please, you and everyone else in this shithole LOVE my fatass! So you can bend over and kiss it! I can’t really say the same for you though, ya Christmas tree ass bitch.” And it takes what little self control he has to not marry you on the spot.

#yes this interaction did happen #the aftermath: he just cackled and said ‘ya got me there love. now comere’ and lemme take ya up on that offer~’ #internally tho he was like ‘i must be the luckiest bastard in hell; fuckin love this bitch’ #you and mammon regularly tease and roast eachother #not only is it entertaining to him but it’s also hot af that you can take his shit and throw it right back at him and then some #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #mammon #helluva boss mammon #hazbin hotel mammon #mammon x reader