#the TWANGGGGG

[cowboytism]

NO BECAUSE HAVE YALL HEARD THIS IM GOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING APESHIT

#sam reid #iwtv #HIS VOICE IS SO GORGEOUS IM GOING TO AJDJSJDK #good fucking GODDDDD #the TWANGGGGG #Spotify

[zhivaoverdrive]

Vasila vs Expanders, 1

"Believe me, I really am sorry for you, but this is what's happening," said the booking agent, who didn't look very sorry at all.

“The winner of the Plus Size Shootout contest is taking your spot. "SV is a business and not all of our buyers are a size 0. This comes from upstairs and it's final" he said.

"This is bullshit!" exclaimed Vasila. "After all this time? You'll let some whale off the street take my spot!?"

"It's.. just business. SV isn't exactly in the whaling game, but ultimately whoever wins the vote... wins it" replied the agent cooly. "And no, you don't qualify". ---

Vasila did a slow 360, releasing the taut, over-stretched fabric of her panties at just the right moment.

*twanggggg*

It didn't tickle, her newly inflated ass was incredibly tender, but beauty was pain right?

"There. Size 5. Perfect fit for a plus-size girl" grinned Vasila at the agent.

"For god's sake. Perfect fit!? It's not even visible behind the whole yard of plastic you've pumped into your ass!” "What on earth are you thinking!?" replied the agent.

"I'm thinking that I qualify, and that I'm going to win round 1" Vasila said. "There's nothing on the release about weight, I can read you know. I won't let you kill my career" she finished through a spiteful grin.

"There will be hell to pay for this... We'll change the rules. You'll never see round 2" muttered the agent as he left the dressing room. ---

The biggest controversy to hit the beleaguered modelling industry? We certainly think so. What was poised to be an inclusive event, softening the unrealistic expectations shoved in our faces by supermodels, has turned into a farce. The now notorious 'Vasila', ex-supermodel now disfigured with extreme plastic surgery, pulled off an extreme upset in winning round 1 of the much vaunted SV plus size shootout. Vasila, who as recently as last year hit the runway at a size 0 while flaunting SV's swimwear range, is reported to have been outraged at losing her stage time to the upcoming shootout. But no one predicted what she'd do next.

After seeking out the totally unregulated procedure abroad, Vasila returned with a booty that made the world blush. "Plus. Size. Look at me and tell me I'm not. I’m bigger than half of these losers" was all the controversial figure had to say when reached for comment.

But not everyone agrees. Despite winning round 1, the outcry has yet to die down, with some loud public voices calling for a rule change. "It's ridiculous. *I* am a plus size model. 200lbs and not an ounce of shame about it. To even run this contest without some sort of weight requirement is ridiculous'' said one anonymous commenter.

#saline #silicone #expanderimplants #assexpansion #buttexpansion #bootyexpansion #implantexpandersclinic

[polyhexian]

Pregnant Belos au. Hettie ends up realizing it wasn’t a member of her coven that helped the emperor and then considers the coven scouts that were on the healing track before realizing that the best healer not in her coven was probably Jasper himself so now she thinks Jasper basically delivered his own kid and then ran off with him leaving Belos to deal with the consequences.

Jasper fucking yoinking the baby right out of his uterus and bolting while the umbical cord snaps with a TWANGGGGG like a cartoon

[wobster109]

Today in the House of Hades —

Narrator: “the lyre is fearful of the prince’s heavy hands” 💀

My IRL spouse: “he said you suck haha” 👎😆

Me: “MAYBE I’LL BE GOOD!”

Zag: buzz snap twanggggg!!!

Me and Zag together: “Ughhhhh”

#hades supergiant #hades game #zagreus #lyre

[angelamajiki]

Hey darling! This just popped in my head....

So what if Yandere Mirio’s darling was very southern and showed cattle and stuff. I just just see him in some wranglers, boots and spurs with a hat. Idk maybe it’s just because I love country boys...

COUNTRY BOY I LOVE UUUUUUUU

i have such a thing for cowboys aheiekeb especially cowboy mirio???? oh my gawd thinking abt him with a southern twanggggg like i get the vibe he might be a tennessee boy if he were southern 🧐

#na-n-n-a #asks

[shhhhhskars]

Have you noticed that Alex has a southern accent lmaoo at first I thought he was doing it for shits and giggles but it is really in all his interviews. In one video someone commented that it’s because of his true blood character but it just tickles me bc I’m from the south but his accent his thicker than mine

Yeeeeessssss that little twanggggg is so damn cuteeeeee yo 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺 And sometimes you just get that twinge of Swedish in there and it’s so effortless and cute lmao

#asks