cowboytism

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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

#oh goddddd

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anybody can suck penis… but nobody can pee sucknis

#not with that attitude

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starting out strong

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#this is just a pic of greta van fleet

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those people who say the same thing about every horror movie and it's like "i would've killed myself immediately wouldn't even have tried to survive" me about movies where a character gets pregnant

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average malcolm in the middle episode. malcolm wants to impress a cute girl but gets too in his own head and self-sabotages. dewey does something zany and adorable, which no one appreciates. reese kills a blind old lady with hammers. halfway across the country, francis is put in a genuinely terrifying situation (played for laughs). lois has a conniption because someone mixed the spoons with the knives in the cutlery drawer and also poured biohazardous waste into her bed. hal experiences psychosis.

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in the club tearing the fuck out of my fingernails and cuticles

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they need to make noise canceling headphones that are comfortable when you lay on your side in fetal position

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#me when i don’t take my vyvanse

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I wish for Palestinians to have ordinary days without artillery and i want them to eat their cuisine in peace on a mundane morning. I want their children to go to school and i want them to go to work in peace in their own damn fucking country and their own damn fucking land. It's all theirs. It will never be Isntreal.

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the 1970s-1990s are to queers on tumblr what the ancient greek and roman empires are to greek statue pfp guys on twitter and the countryside was to jean-jacques rousseau

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Y’all need to stop with this “actors can only play characters that match their identity categories down to their astrological sign” shit cause there’s still some straight actors I wanna see take dick

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Me in 2018: I can't thirst post that's embarrassing

Me now: I know he nuts loud and abundant

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I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

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top 5 scariest things to do

phone call

driving

have a job

not have a job

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whale shaped packer call that a moby dick

have i finally reached the level of tumblr fame where ppl come into my inbox to make posts for me. this is great i dont have to do shit anymore

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careless whisper fucks so insanely hard and i will never forgive the internet for making it a "meme song." tonight the music seems so loud i wish that we could lose this crowd maybe its better this way we'd hurt each other with the things we want to say. if you even care.