#the SCP is an awful and terrible world and I mostly just added it bc there was space for another world

[aniseandspearmint]

oh man a bunch of people are picking the SCP universe on that poll i made.

One person even said something like, "The SCP universe is just like ours but with a higher chance of cryptids!"

Ah hah.

NO?

If you want a world that's like ours but with a higher chance of cryptids, you want Grimm. Or Supernatural. Or Buffy even. All of those even on their highest danger mode are safe for normal people compared to the SCP universe.

SCP universe is the one you want if you combine all of those with a bunch of unending cosmic horror and also pinata filled with poison candy that attacks and beats children to death while also turning children into copies of itself. Or an indestructible spider legged, tentacled cow heart that kills and kills and kills if it breaks containment. Or the Not!Deer. Or Bread Jesus. (These are a few SCP off the top of my head).

Like SURE there are neat SCPs. I would LOVE a copy of Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse (CD that can teach you anything)! I'd love to use SCP-294 (vending machine that can dispense anything you want as long as it's a liquid). There are other neat ones too!

But like, I don't think those make the possibility of SCP-1128 worth it... (The Aquatic Terror. A giant sea monster that, if you know it exists, it can hunt you via ANY water. It has eaten people via leaping out of a cup of water, or a water droplet. It does NOT give up). This is a random and fairly tame threat in the SCP files tbh. There's WAY worse ones.

The choice could be between the SCP verse and getting dropped naked and alone in any of the others I listed and I would choose naked and alone. Better chance of survival.

#thoughts #a couple people have given interesting and somewhat understandable rasons for choosing the SCP universe #i can nod and say 'you do you dude' to those people #but ffs DON'T JUST PICK SCP if you have NO REAL IDEA WHAT IT IS #the SCP is an awful and terrible world and I mostly just added it bc there was space for another world #and i didn't think anyone would seriously pick it!