#thats a lie he is the tism

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i cant stop laughing, BWAH

he is looking at You...

#rainy dewdrop #he's got a touch of the tism #thats a lie he is the tism #im crying #he is so silly #0_0 #BWAHAHA

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some funtime freddy headcanons for the fellow ftf lovers!

also ramblings / real facts under the cut

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- gets jealous of fridges bc they have more storage space than him and it is technically also an animatronic

- would have beef with shopping carts

- he has autistic meltdowns because he gets overwhelmed my beloved

- is locked in the storage room by baby bc she finds him annoying

- is able to comprehend death but also just wants to make friends

- hes reallt fucking stupid /lh

- his faceplates twitch when hes curiously staring or when hes thinking about murder

- bonbon is literally his therapy support! they both love one another very much /p

- hes got a stutter and a hyperfixation for bday parties

- likes ballora /p bc shes kind and can actually tolerate him

- i personally hc at him around 600 lb than 350

- if he wasnt murderous he would be a hit with the kids bc of his stupid humor

- he kills people both because he just wants to kill them but also bc he plays rough, and then doesn’t understand once they die why they wont play with him any more

-would try and be besties w glam fred

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hes the thing that brought me back INTO fnaf

i like to hc he is autistic considering his voice actor kellen goff himself is autistic! thag and ftf very obviously in at least CTW (special interest of murdering) and in SL (special interest in the birthday boyyyy~!) has the tism

they are the FIRST animatronics in the games to have voicelines which i love, it makes them feel more sentient which is why i personally interpret ftf as more sentient if anything

he can literally mimic other peoples voices and thats so fucking cool

the only thing keeping him at bay consistently is fucking bonbon and thats it! he doesnt have his own stage so you cant shock him and he has canonically maimed at least 2 engineers who tried to power him off!

HE CANONICALLY HAS ANGER ISSUES AND GETS OVER FRUSTRATED WHICH IS SO

AUGHHHFHFBFBFB/POS

THE THING ABOUT HIMNIS THAT LIKE

BABY IS SMART AND SO IS FT FOXY

SAME WITH BALLORA

THEYRE ALL MENTALLY SENTIENT AND AWARE AND ABLE TO MANIPULATE BUT FTF FREDDY ISNT

THE ONLY CONSTANT THING ON HIS MIND IS MURDER HES LIKE AN ANGRY GUARD DOG

he talks to himself and talks to bonbon, he says shit in a singsong voice, hes literally playful and gets excited at the thought of fucking murdering people it’s so cute

if he just decided that he got angry st bonbon one day, he could just rip the guy off his arm and crush him to death under his fucking foot

and then you would quite literally be unable to stop him from murdering you

he has such a specific personality that i am so into. playfully murderous and stupid.

HE CALLS YOU A FUVKING PARTY POOPER INNTHE SISTER LOCATION CUSTOM NIGHT WHENEVER YOU BEAT HIM

hes so good at hearing and is beyond fucking eager and curious! “go back to your stage!” “it was just a mouse!” BONBON LITERALLY HAS TO LIE AND CONVINCE HIS ASS THAT HES JUST HEARING SHIT

he GASLIGHTS FTF FOR A LIVING

i really like ftf

hes only 350 pounds which is actually really impressive considering hes 6 foot

he has such a specific personality that i am so into. playfully murderous and stupid.

HE CALLS YOU A FUVKING PARTY POOPER INNTHE SISTER LOCATION CUSTOM NIGHT WHENEVER YOU BEAT HIM

hes so good at hearing and is beyond fucking eager and curious! “go back to your stage!” “it was just a mouse!” BONBON LITERALLY HAS TO LIE AND CONVINCE HIS ASS THAT HES JUST HEARING SHIT

he GASLIGHTS FTF FOR A LIVING

i really like ftf

hes only 350 pounds which is actually really impressive considering hes 6 foot

#sl funtime freddy #sister location funtime freddy #fnaf funtime freddy #funtime freddy #funtime freddy hcs #funtime freddy hc #funtime freddy headcanons #fnaf hcs #fnaf headcanons #five nights at freddys headcanons #fnaf sister location #damien rambles

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more things my friends have said as marauders quotes

Barty: sperm shaped drinks are the best kind of drinks

Lily: I do what I want /DEBAUCHERY

Pandora: did you just use debauchery as tone tag

James: sleep paralysis possum

Remus: I'm like a functional alcoholic

Evan: I'm not edgy but my friend had a dream last year

Marlene: he's so basic I can't see him

Sirius: do they make foot lingerie

Sirius: you look like the grinches dog

Evan: I would never call the ace alliance it's legal name in casual conversation

Mary: your hair is the colour of the devil

Sirius: it's not gay if we both have girlfriends

Regulus: I am better at the tism cause I make the noise

Lily: who drew balls on my board?!

James: I'm like Thomas Edison and you're that welsh dude

Remus: Stalin?

Regulus: I'm mean but not detriment to dental hygiene mean

Sirius: this is the one thing the Catholic Church would back me up on

Marlene: she's so mommy, I want to use her thighs as earmuffs

James: give me the fucking magnet back you hoe

James: we do not call 12 ear olds hot in this establishment

Barty: are you a Rick or morty?

Evan: idk

Barty: I feel like you're a rick cause you're autistic

Barty: I'm a whore for jack skellington

Dorcas: I'm a whore for sally

Lily: omg we're literally the bubonic plague

James: whatever fruits your loops

Sirius: I'm not to gay for anything, except heterosexual relationships

Remus: that takes a level of common sense I don't have

Barty: I've added a sneeze for every year of my life

Sirius: "*takes dramatic bow and twirls hair like a Renaissance girl who's secretly a witch*"

Marlene: fuck you and your two prong fork I have a seven prong fork

Marlene: she's a bitch but I love her that's my opinion of her (about dorcas)

Regulus: take an IQ test rn and while you're at it take an "am I gay" quiz

Regulus: ok 1684 the men were being whores and the girls were being whores (describing his family)

Mary: can you guys stop being horny on main please? (Talking about Canada)

Lily: nothing goes harder than the electoral college at homecoming

Pandora: I'm still on my autism high

James: you never know how fast you're walking until you body check a wall

Barty: it's really hot when you hear the tortured screams of a child predator dying

James: no one pulls my leg on leg day

James: thank sweet cheesus

Dorcas: it's a requirement

Evan: THATS A LIE. That is a LIE

Dorcas: it definitely is....

Evan: sweet lord Jesus

first year: vou have to come vou stand in line and have chicken fingers

Dorcas: I'm signing you up for Tuesday

Evan: I hate you

(In a baby voice) Sirius: I'm wubber wou're gwue what ever bounces off me stwicks to WOU

(Also baby voice) Marlene: jwokes on wou I'm cement *closes door and leaves*

Sirius: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!? MARLENE! MARLENEEEE

James: so we've got a white a black and a Hispanic. I love cultural diversity 

Mary: ohhhh so he PlaysTM golf

Mary: right person wrong time except by wrong time you just don't like him and right person you mean he's ugly

Mary: I hot girl summered a little too close to the sun

Lily: you would put an e minor in there

Mary: Marlene needs to be spayed

Marlene: you're like garage band

Dorcas: Lily I think my song is killing Marry

Lily: good

Lily: it needs a little more work and by a little I mean I haven't started it

Dorcas: this is not a no judgement zone, this is a very judgement zone

Sirius: dairy-free, gluten-free, uhh vegan-free, it's all the frees

Dorcas: how self sabotagey are we feeling today

James: .... functionable

Peter/Remus: what? did you just say functionable?

James: ....veah

Peter: it's functional

James: seriously?!?!

Remus: yeahhhh

James: I was homeschooled ok!

Remus: how long have you been saying it like that?

James: anyways...

Dorcas: I'm not getting that sappy! They don't deserve that!!

Mary: your eyebrows are like 3 business days from your eyelids

Marlene: that is the bassiest bass

Mary: sometimes you just have to accept the crack

Peter: James would be a court jester

Pandora: that's very hannon-y

Pandora: like power ballad but make it cats

Lily: how loving should be as easy as ...?

Marlene: COW

Marlene: like cow eat grass

Mary: loving should be as easy as 'insert metaphor here'