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mandlovapusinka · 2 years

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Tour de France 2022

#cycling #that's tour de france for you #tour de france 2022 #tdf 2022 #tdf22 #luke rowe #ineos grenadiers

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pinkjersey · 4 months

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doing Very Important Research about jonas and his habit of using every single finger muscle when he hugs and came across these, if you need me i WILL be throwing myself into the sun

#what if you were just a little guy and you'd just won the tour de france and i cradled your head in my hands #what if you were just the right size to lean your head on my shoulder while we group hugged and what if -#if you never see me again you WILL know why #jonas vingegaard #sepp kuss #my favorite bees

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iamtherealjamesdean · 14 days

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tell yourself you can always stop

#ruining myself to be beside you #breaking my skin and bones to follow you everywhere #jonas vingegaard #tadej pogacar #cycling #pogagaard #tadejonas #tour de france #web weaving #?

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8iunie · 8 months

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maneskinofficial: Live, laugh, love, stream HONEY! 💋💋💋

Aaaaand thank you Nancy for the incredible show last night!! 🇫🇷💘 - 07.09.2023

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haveyouseenthisseries-poll · 20 days

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#tv shows #tv series #polls #professor t #barney white #ben miller #frances de la tour #2020s series #british series #have you seen this series poll

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flourbray · 9 months

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Stage 16

#um #everybody go check out Cor Vos' photography #can you tell this is stage was my favourite #tour de france #tdf2023 #tadej pogacar

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vingegaaard · 10 months

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#jonas vingegaard #tadej pogacar #tour de france 2023 #tdf 2023 #'you were strong today eh?' WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?

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somethingusefulfromflorida · 5 months

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My new employer wants me to pee in a cup so they can search it for drugs, but joke's on them, I hid the drugs in my stomach and lungs, not my pee!

#new job #job search #drug test #winners don't do drugs #unless it's the olympics or the tour de france #in which case the drugs make you a winner until you get caught

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nectar-cellar · 2 years

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Saucy Salacious Sportswear Set for, Um, Sports

I wanted more varieties of athletic clothes and I was bored with all the loose-fitting, modest clothes made by EA.

I wanted to see:

ass

thighs

tiddies

and DICK.

Where? Where are they, EA?

So I’ve made a set of 4 tops, 3 bottoms, and converted 6 of them into layerable accessories. They can be worn alone, or mixed and matched to your heart’s content. Perfect for your bodybuilder sims, athletes, show-offs, exhibitionists, and their admirers.

Go ahead and put your sims in some neon yellow spandex bike shorts. You know you want to.

Download: simfileshare / mega

Full description below the cut.

I’ve made

three skintight, muscle-hugging undershirts/compression shirts,

a pair of compression shorts,

and a pair of long compression tights

that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination.

All have a plain variant, and 3 brand logos: Gymshark, Nike, and Under Armour. The text-logos are in Simlish only. They can serve as underwear, workout clothes, casualwear, and most importantly: eye candy.

The compression shorts and tights have 2 versions each: one with a bulge, and one without.

As bonus items, I also made a pair of ultra short gym shorts, and a plain skintight tank top.

The 4 tops and 2 compression bottoms are available as accessories, so they can be layered underneath clothes.

Credits:

Textures are from various EA-created items that I extracted and Photoshopped together.

The muscle shading, I took from skin textures by Ephemera, Kurasoberina, and Buhudain.

The tank top texture was originally by SeeMyu at MTS.

The gym shorts are an edit of a pair of shorts that came with the University Life or Island Paradise EP, not sure which one.

Whew, this pack was a lot of work. I hope you enjoy! 🤪

#dl: undies #s3cc #the sims 3 #*kourtney kardashian voice* you look like you just won the tour de france

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flammerouge · 3 months

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watching stage 17 of the tdf 2023 because i guess i like to make myself feel a little sad for no reason sometimes

#tadej :(#that moment when he first drops and there's a gap.... and then the radio message hits and it's like 😐☹️😖😫😩🥺😐#there's this sepp interview from afterwards where they're like OMG SO YOU GUYS WON THE TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!#and sepp's like ummm idk idk what the gap is ?? 😄 he's like fresh off the bike #and you hear the one guy say 7 and a half minutes #and there's just like dead silence for a few seconds as you see sepp process that information for like 5 seconds #and his answer afterwards is so awkward he almost seems pissed off lmao. idk why i just had to think of that #there's just sth so real abt his face there like. oh . oh... OH ? UH ?#and then just like quickly rattling off some answer and being like ok gtg. likely to go into the bus and be like omg guys we won the tour #but the disbelief is what gets me cause yeah. that's how it was #anyway #tour de france #tadej pogacar #cole de la loze #tdf2023 stage 17 #ok wait actually i went back to watch the sepp video and it's not silence but sepp just stammering so hard i've never seen him that fluster #i think he genuinely didn't know at all and was just shocked lmao...

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pinkjersey · 3 months

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feeling very normal about them

#“when it's six and a half hours of suffering he can do good”#i love how committed tadej is to the “jonas vingegaard come race classics with me” campaign #like here is a guy who has just beaten you two years in a row at the tour de france #and your first thought is “how can i get him to race other things with me” like OKAY #like the thought of tadej having so much fun racing jonas even when he loses that he just wants that ALL the time #and watching this in the context of jonas potentially doing worlds this year....#tadejonas #tadej pogacar #jonas vingegaard #Youtube

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iamtherealjamesdean · 10 months

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obsessed with how tour de france 2023 can just be summed up by vingegaard and pogacar just being absolute menances to

1. each other

2. everyone else

#rivalry at its finest #rivalry and its everyone elses problem #we are annoying but annoying together ❤️#they are so entertaining #truly (rival)soulmatism #or as i say:#pogagaard #no homo but i spend every minute staring at you #jonas vingegaard #tadej pogacar #tour de france

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8iunie · 1 year

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Accor Arena | Paris, France | 13.03.2023 | LOUD KIDS TOUR

📸 & 🎥 heavenlyeasy

#måneskin #maneskin #victoria de angelis #my posts 💫#video #måneskin in a silly goofy mood 🤪#🖕🏻#🤌🏻#loud kids tour #europe 2023 #france: paris #accor arena #march 2023 #må smiling 😁#LMAO VIC 🤣🤣🤣#are you ready #s

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sportsallover · 8 months

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Seguimos en La 1

I don’t know, knowing that Spain also has what we call in French the bascule makes me emotional. How many times do you have to change channels when watching the Vuelta, guys? In France, it’s usually one or two times, depending on the day, and sometimes the comms mess it up so much that it’s become a whole joke.

#la bascule is an integral part of the Tour de France fun #cycling #road cycling #also what do you call it?#Vuelta a España #VaE23 #Tour de France

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morerawerbreath · 10 months

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wout, establish the breakaway and stay out all day today, tomorrow, and any day we need? :)

“you got it”

wout, win a sprint finish for us? 😙

“okay sounds fun”

wout, win the ITT? 🤪

“yeah why not”

wout, tow everyone up the entire col de tourmalet?👀

“sure no problem”