#that's his Professional Name

[talentforlying]

need more people to know this man colloquially as "con job", it's one of my favorite nicknames for him.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #hello i'm on a paper break #anyway i'm obsessed with the way that so many of his nicknames are based off his last name and not his first #if they're not calling him 'john' then his friends all refer to him with varying flavors of connie / con job / conj #same with fellow con men / grifters / habitual liars #meanwhile johnny / johnny boy is either a romantic pet name or you're trying to piss him off there's no in between #idk on top of the obvious that his dad named him the most basic name in the book bc he hated him too much to put in effort #i get really curious about why constantine's so hung up on using his last name and not his first #i think it's a reputation thing as it usually is with him. no one's scared of 'john' they're scared of 'constantine' #that's his Professional Name

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when House says Wilson's name

#house md #gregory house #prince's talk tag #after almost two weeks of going through the transcripts of every episode I finally finish this and the Wilson version #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the house video ill put his stats here #s1 was 19 times s2 was 31 s3 was 34 s4 was 30 s5 was 35 s6 was 58 s7 was 25 and s8 was 28 #in total he says his name 260 times. Mostly refers to him just by Wilson #He's only said Wilson's first name 7 times. Once by Jim 3 by Jimmy and 3 by James #He'll use his full name in professional settings or to be sarcastic or to pretend to be him #You know since House is the main character and in every episode of the show i thought he'd say his name more than him #but Wilson beats him by 42 times bc s7 and s8 he doesn't say his name as much. it took Wilson getting cancer for him to say it more #than he was before that point

[clownsuu]

I actually found mob! Howdy and Wally character.ai! Here: https://beta.character.ai/public-profile/?char=ehPv8PY3PyAHazrSVnPE1HMzhaDasjvQ1vfvHRa7AIg&username=MilThePerson

(It's actually a crazy ride cause I wanted to rizz Howdy but Wally came out of nowhere?? I didn't even know it could do that lmao)

Ps: I'm new on tumblr so if these look weird, i'm sorry in advance hehe

O YEAH I SAW LITERALLY AFTER I POSTED

I haven’t used it (yet) but my friend has and confused the shid outta those two KDHDGHD

#I CACKLED SO HARD CHCHDJDJJD #Love the image they chose is the straight up m o u n t a i n pic #I quite like the detail that Wally is also there #kinda helps build more dialog since Mob!Howdy is very quiet #Welcome home #welcome home wally #welcome home howdy #howdy pillar #wally darling #welcome home mob au #how many times has these two been rizzed up? #World may never know smhhh #WALTER WHITE CANON TO THE MOB AU???? #No he’s not smh #But closest is Dr Stone Face #I keep forgetting his first name is Stone last name Face #So it’s “Dr Stone” technically #Or Dr Face for more professional shids

[brucewaynehater101]

I can't get the image out of my head of:

Damian: "Drake."

Tim: "No names in field."

Damian: "Cease your whining, Drake."

Tim: *takes a measured breath in and out before realizing that he has a solution that doesn't resort to murder* "Alright, bet."

This is the true reason behind the Drake vigilante persona

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #damian wayne #dc robin #dc red robin #dc drake #tim drake is petty #yes tim would invent an entire vigilante persona with an outfit to prove a point #half of tim is convincing himself that naming humself drake is a necessary precaution for his secret identity #the other half is vindictively giddy that damian will have to call him drake professionally

[wolveria]

"All clones are bad at lying."

This is Hardcase erasure and I won't stand for it.

#the clone wars #hardcase #that man lies like a professional #butter wouldn't melt in his mouth #cool as a cucumber #hardcase is his name telling falsehoods is his game #hunter is also worryingly good at lying #no one believes him but he SOUNDS good

[spotsupstuff]

weird request, but id just like to see moon and boreas interact at all

would've been a weird request if I hadn't gone into a private turbo brainstorm mode about them back in November. there's quite a bit to make them an appealing duo

#rw #rain world #oc tag #oc: boreas' blessing #looks to the moon #philosophy sessions au #my art #there is so much TEXT its an INFODUMP dear gods the comic-making police (me) is gonna kick my ass #Moon n B are distant business siblings. 99% of time super professional. the other 1% is B being grumpy n Moon telling him his name is weird #(he agrees but glares anyway) #and still...

[solivagantingrebel]

The "Actually, I believe he prefers to be—" "That'll do." Exchange lives rent-free in my brain like. What was Soap going to say? Was it 'L.t'? But I think technically Alejandro is higher ranked than him (Ghost) right(?) So I'm not sure if that works entirely and 'L.t' seems to be something that other marines/or soldiers under their command picks up anyway (probably from Soap idk, but others do call Ghost that). Was it like, 'Simon' or 'Si'? I know he calls Ghost Simon occasionally and maybe the quick shutdown of Soap's sentence comes from Ghost wanting to keep the emotional distance from others. But considering the absolute vitriol of which Ghost says, nay spits, "That'll do." I wonder if Soap has gotten away with introducing Ghost with the stupidest names, like 'Ghostie' or 'Sisi', in the past 💀

#ghost soap #ghostsoap #random fucking thoughts always and forever #i never stop thinking about them #how Soap survived introducing Ghost with stupid names is beyond me but it's probably for gay reasons #represeed gay reasons at this point #mw2 #cod mw2 #okay doing it in a very media critic character analysis way though #i think it establishes a very clear differentiation in the relationship between ghost and soap #that despite their prev missions and etc ghost still isn't at a point where he trusts others - even someone he has been deployed with for a #while with something like his introduction/name #he doesn't trust soap to not snark up or define his presence as anything but the way he wants it to be #professional //clinical //without closeness #probably because he recognizes soaps very casual golden retriever tendencies tbh #but yeah #giggles this dialogue exchange vs the shenanigans in the alone mission #character development my beloved

[writernotyetauthor]

Tolys and Gilbert get introduced to social media for the first time and immediately start cyber bullying each other

#Both of their accounts get permanently banned #prussia still posts from awesumdude2 after his first one got deleted after telling tolys to Kay why ess too many times in a row #so did Lithuania but his new account has a more “professional” name #Hetalia #hetalia headcanon #hws Lithuania #aph Lithuania #tolys laurinaitis #toris laurinaitis #hws prussia #aph prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #lietpru #pruliet

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Thinking about how many people Hannibal would have to kill to cater his and Will's wedding reception. Like, he'd take out a whole orchestra bc he thought they played Music for 18 Musicians too quickly. Or the entire staff of a grocery store that ran out of fresh tarragon. Or every single person who laughed at them in middle school.

#Will I need a list of everyone who teased you as a child. Why? No reason. Don't worry about it. #Hannibal invites 300 professional colleagues and high society friends. Will invites Alana and his veterinarian. #Jack Crawford walking Will down the aisle and “giving him away” would just be redundant #Oh um of you're unfamiliar Music for 18 Musicians despite it's name is almost never played by only 18 Musicians #Anyway check it out it's delightful #post o' mine #hannibal #Hannigram #Hannibal Lecter #will graham #Wedding planning

[montrealmadison]

perks of writing older zimbits: strong nonverbal communication, lots of inside jokes, getting to work through jack’s retirement and bitty’s career success, really REALLY tender, peak ride-or-die energy

pitfalls of writing older zimbits: fellas is it weird that jack’s inner monologue still defaults to “bitty” when bitty is a 44-year-old father of three who hasn’t played organized hockey in years

#to be clear this is not a downside at all i think he wears bitty with pride around their friends for the rest of his life #and I think they love it and still use it privately even when Bitty switches to ‘Eric’ professionally #i don’t think jack ever forgets that bitty’s name is eric but i DO think he has created so many pet names for bitty #that by the time they’re both getting into their fifties he has to literally stop and think while filling out paperwork #‘bud what is your fucking name eh?’ #i’ve been calling you some diminutive form of ‘rabbit’ for 25 years #bitty thinks this is objectively hilarious #but is also like ‘sweetie. *sweetie.* c’mon now.’ #omgcp #mine

[szalnyshko]

(•Д•), Dunmeshi is over taking me!! [spoilers ahead!]

So, I’ve already finished the manga and I’m now waiting for the new episode but during the gap I’ve been consuming fandom content, as per use. Now, the character that I’ve been consuming the most fandom content is Laios cause he’s so jdjdjsjs, and this idea has been fluttering round my head because I’ve only seen THREE actual posts/works about this. Two being fics and one being a tumblr post.

The specific idea is a sibling swap, Falin and Laios, and I’m suffering from lack of content from it!! Only two fics and one tumblr post [ТдТ] One of the fics is Laios and making his desire to be to swap with Falin, and what he thinks will happen. The other is Falin going through the dungeon to save Laios and it’s specific the episode that’s coming out this Thursday, so chapter 27/28 in manga I think.

Like this concept really gets me going cause it changed the whole dynamic of how things would play out. Laios being there meant they met Senshi because Laios was interested in eating monsters. Falin, although she does have an interest, would not have that strong of an interest in eating monsters. I also feel she may not realise it’s hunger that caused them to fail because she was focused on protecting her brother and the party, literally letting herself get eaten to save her brother. She also would not have intimate knowledge of monsters so the party may have a harder time killing monsters.

I think Marcille and Chilchuck would still be in the party. Marcille doesn’t seem to have a deep connection with Laios at the start, with her clashing with Laios and his monster eating habits. Plus the prior encounter where she wanted to kill him for taking Falin away from magic school. This bond deepens between them as they go down the dungeon and she obviously cares for the rest of the party, feeling betrayed that Namari and Shuro [I keep forget your actual name] left. But I feel if it were Lauos to get eaten she wouldn’t be as motivated as she is with Falin [Lesbian icon!] because she doesn’t get to connect with him. This then brings into question, would she revive Laios and risk being jailed by the elves?

She probably would because it’s Falin who asked but there would be more hesitation. Especially with Chilchuck who is against it no matter what.

Talking about Chilchuck, I feel he would stay out of obligation. The same reason he stayed with Laios originally. I think his dynamic wouldn’t change that much but maybe he’d see Falin and Marcill closer to his daughters [?] or maybe he’d have a gripe cause of their relationship as we already know he doesn’t do inter party relationships.

Namari would still leave but I think Shuro would be more hesitant, his love for Falin possibly making him stay for a little bit.

Of course we have the problem with money and food but I think Falin has enough people skills to gather some things. But, because she lived with Laios for some time and heard about his monster fantasies, maybe she’d consider eating monsters. I feel people would be more likely to listen to her rather than Laios [sorry buddy] but still question it. However, Shuro did have a whole crew so maybe he’d help with that and we’d have a whole different crew dynamic.

Talking about that, I wonder how Kabru and his party would interact with Falin’s party. How’d the Namari reunion go? What would Falin’s desire be? How would the finale fight be? Would Laios have a cool chimera bod like Falin?

So many questions for my tiny brain….

#rambles #ramblings #yapping #professional yapper #yapyapyap #just yappin #dugeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #dunmesh spoilers #spoilers #aghhhhhh #MY THOUGHTS MUST BE BLIRTED OUT #Someone help me #I need Laios Falin swap content #laois touden #laois dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #how do you spell his name #falin touden #falin dungeon meshi

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

#house md #james wilson #prince's talk tag #finally!!! it's done! this and the house version took almost two weeks to do #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the wilson video ill put his stats here #s1 was 11 times s2 was 18 s3 was 45 s4 was 32 s5 was 41 s6 was 60 s7 was 47 and s8 was 48 #in total he says his name 302 times. Mostly refers to him just by House #the only time I've heard him say his first name its when he's being professional or when he's really angry (and that one time he proposed) #and even then it's always the full name not just the first name #the only instance I've seen him use just his first name was on that note he put on House's xmas gift that we see in season 5 #and as much as I wanted to put that moment in here he never actually says the contents of the note out loud so i had to leave it out #but what surprised me was he says House's name more than House says his name #especially when the earlier seasons didn't have him say his name as much

[lilliryth]

pet peeve: when the fic has albert refer to chris as “christopher” or even “redfield” to hammer in the fact that he’s strictly anti-colloquial when there exist literal compilations of him barking “chris Chris chris.Chris cHris CHRIS chrisssssCHRRRIISSS” across each installation of the resident evil franchise

#resident evil #albert wesker #he actually refers to everyone on a pretty strict first-name basis #jill barry chris enrico etc. #it’s actually the others who refer to /him/ as just ‘wesker’ #probably because referring to him as his own absurdly gothic retro grandpacore dark academia name feels too personal #you have to whisper his first name tenderly or scream it in anguish or pleasure there’s no in-between #and while chris would probs be happy to do all three #not very professional of him to do so #anyways this has been a psa: albert wesker only seems formal due to his upbringing. he’s actually pretty colloquial by outdated standards

[snackugaki]

this goes out to all my art homies who struggle with riseLeo’s shape language

#cracking things on his ginormous chin #is easy mode #that weird little Devo hat point on the top of his head? #so many jokes #i swear if that little pointy bit isn't in the right place #it legitimately infuriatingly Looks Wrong(tm) #and you have to keep moving that shit back and forth #made me flash back to my HTML classes #thinking like: does this section look better one pixel to the left or to the right? #....I FORGOT HIS DUMB LITTLE NIPPLE DENTS #AGAIN #fuck it #*undents his stupid plastron* #*for the express purpose of this dumb little comic* #welcome to the weekend #hello my name is snackugaki #and i'm a professional turtle bully

[blazing-spectre]

Getting around to posting my new icon of Nathan :3c Love a guy with a single expression always🧡

#personal #my art #OC art #original character #nathan byrne #WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GUY HAS THE SAME NAME AS A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER SORRY?!?! #anyway I love him soooo much he doesn’t wanna be here but he isn’t having an awful time #just misses his music u know how it is

[f1-birb]

i would give up so much for some lando & martin from you, birb!!! even if it was from a platonic perspective!!! i love them and their friendship

so a talk with @alexi-01 inspired this one (and your ask of course) so hopefully you like it

He bounces on his toes, lets the bass push through the stage in vibrations he feels all the way to his bones as he jumps in time with the music. Martin looks out over the crowd, lets the noise wash over him in a familiar embrace and he can't help the grin that splits his face.

He keeps one eye on Lando, watches the way his hands move across buttons and switches, a tiny bloom of warmth in his chest at how naturally Lando's come back to it all. He's not perfect, but no one expects him to be and there's a charm to how Lando DJs, something that is simply Lando.

The big screen with the countdown inches closer and closer to midnight, the golden numbers a contrast to the rest of the lights flashing over the crowd. Lando eases the volume, nods to Martin with a cheeky grin and eyes flicking to the microphone in his hand. Martin rolls his eyes but accepts the cue for what it is, stepping in front of the decks to address the crowd.

If he's honest, he's not sure what he says. Some little speech about 2023, and enjoying the time they have left in the year, grab a friend, a stranger, something along those lines. He knows it doesn't really matter.

30 seconds.

He flicks a quick look to the pyrotechnic crew, locks eyes with the woman in charge who just gives him a smile and a thumbs up.

20 seconds.

He's back behind the decks now, the others out in front but Lando by his side. Where he should be, he thinks.

10 seconds, and the crowd picks up the countdown, a drunken chorus that steadily grows as the numbers tick down.

He chances a glance behind them, no cameras, and then there's only three seconds left.

Two. One.

"Happy New Year!"

He ramps the music up with a simple push of a switch, lets it drown out everything else as the pyrotechnic display starts bang on midnight, perfectly timed and flooding the DJ stage with smoke.

Lando's beaming at him, curls falling across his forehead with the heat, mouth extra pink, his eyes watering slightly from the lights and the sound and the late night, and god, he's never looked more beautiful.

Martin casts one more glance around, hoping the smoke is thick enough to hide them as he pulls Lando in close, hands cupping his face. His thumbs line Lando's cheekbones, his fingers resting under Lando's ears as their lips press together.

They pull away just as quickly as they met, Lando yanking Martin into a hug. He buries his face against Martin's neck to hide his flaming cheeks, and to have deniability if anyone were to catch them in this moment.

"Happy New Year Marty." He feels the soft words more than he hears them, and he squeezes Lando tightly.

"Happy New Year Lando."

now up on ao3

#drabble fic #norrix #martin/lando #wag lando is on wag duties #i think norrix is their name idk #it's the one i'm using #i know he's technically martijn but i am using the spelling he uses ✨ professionally ✨ #not his Government name #birb writes