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#that is if u take her statement abt her being in love w the player at face value
butterscotch-brigade · 7 months
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"all of the girls in ddlc are STRAIGHT bc MC is a GUY!!!" bro one of the girls is literally called YURI there is NO WAY they dont kiss each other
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so i saw newsies twice this weekend at my local community college
these are some important things from each show
first of all their jack looked exactly like jerjor?? he was so good
like when i first saw him i was like Huh is that baby jeremy jordan? little teenage jerjor?
anyway crutchie was also very cute he had a pretty face and fluffy brown hair and fuck my uwus
they kinda rushed their lines throughout but it was all kids and not like a Pro Production so,, i’m lettin em off the hook for tht
the santa fe prologue was so,, pretty and lyrical just like in the soundtrack i was yellin
also this is when i’ll note there’s two string players in the pit and the violin is my orchestra teacher at school so i got to say “YOU SUCK” when i saw her at intermission before raving abt how AMAZING SHE IS LIKE DUDE SHE’S THE ONLY VIOLIN OUT OF TWELVE PEOPLE AND SHE CARRIED SO WELL
race was so short?? he was very short and very chaotic
also he wore a big red flannel and i was like “thts definitely not his” and i’ll get to this again later
albert was also very short and had a higher voice (race’s was surprisingly deep) and i was ,, he’s so cute albert was very cute
ALSO SPECS WAS A GIRL. SHE WAS THE BEST CAST MEMBER.
race: chatting w specs from another part of the lodging tower thing // albert: sneaks the cigar from race’s back pocket // race, whipping around: HEY TH
carrying the banner had so much! energy! and they did a bit of the original choreo from the live recording it was rlly good
there were a lot of girlsies and one of them (splasher) went to my school a while back and she was so GOOD
ALSO THEY HAD A BOOTS
katherine looked and sounded like sarah schauer and she was,, so good
romeo was very very tall like i went out after the show and i hit his shoulders (i’m 5’9”.)
so many pirouettes. so much jumping over each other.
oscar was very very tall?? and morris was rlly short i was like Whoa!
also oscar was triple cast as jacobi and the guy jack sells davey’s pape to he was so talented
“whatEVER. happened. to ROMANCE!”
crutchie was so sweet. he was so sweet.
davey was so awkward in his vest and tie and button-up
and les was so EXPRESSIVE the whole time he was so talented
they all only got like 1-2 papes each but thts bc they only had one stack to grab from so it was ok but it was funny when jack counted davey’s one pape over and over again before WHOA NEW KID’S RIGHT
i’m sayin this now. i’m so sorry to the ppl i sat beside and in front of bc i went feral through the whole thing
also i’m sorry to ethan for going feral On him bc i’d grab his hand when i got rlly excited so i didn’t Flap Flap Flap and Kick Time
pulitzer was so tall and proud and his stage presence,, wow
ALSO SEITZ WAS PLAYED BY A GIRL AND I YELLED
she and hannah were very cute and seitz’s dress was so PRETTY
pulitzer’s voice was so good,, wow
davey yellin PAPER! PAPER! EVENIN PAPE HERE! was so cute bc when he got turned down he was :0?
n then he was >:0 when jack lied and more >:0 when les lied
“our father taught us not to lie” “yeah? mine taught me not to STAHVE”
SNYDER WAS ACTUALLY SCARY HE WAS SO SO SCARY TO ME
he had this weird cape-coat thing and a cane he kept drumming his fingers on and a bowler hat
the chase scene was a lot longer than normal???
medda was white which made me :\ but she was still very talented and motherly so
my girl splasher was a bowery beauty and she hammed it up so much more than the other girls i’m sorry i had to say what’s true
that’s rich was so good and i rlly liked the set for the bowery!! it was rlly pretty
also bunsen’s role as the theatre man looked like a carnival hawker i giggled @ his pinstriped vest
katherine nearly smacked jack when she yelled DO YOU MIND??
jojo was played by a girl and she and race were doin their sirens is like lullabies to me thing and when he said “the further away from you i sleep” she punched him in the arm
RACE MISPRONOUNCED HOI POLLOI AND I DIED
also race was very confused at all the headlines i think he was being played as “can’t read counts on the others” which i love
ALSO HE TRIED COUNTING KN HIS FINGERS AND IKE HAD TO HELP HIM OUT
speaking of ike she was so pretty and expressive and she and specs (judging from their relationship portrayed in this) r in lesbians
when they were doin their lil bit before davey explaining a union crutchie seemed like he just wanted to sell papes even if it was more expensive and my heart,
“what’s a statement of PORPOISE”
race was still confused after davey explained my boy
world will know!!!! was so good!!!!!!
WHEN LES WAS YELLIN @ THE DOOR HE WAS SO ANGRY
THEY WERE ALL SO ANGRY
jacobi had a limp and he was hunched over
“we launched our strike in a most auspicious manner!” “[ad lib of what??]” “auspicious means-“ “I DUNNO ABOUT THAT. B”
also mush was also a girlsie!! she had braids and she was a cutie
race was a bit more hesitant when denying taking brooklyn??
also race got the bowery and he was like “and I. got the bowery. >:D”
KATHERINE WAS ABT TO THROW HANDS W JACK EVERY TIME HE MADE A COMMENT
watch what happens was a bit off-beat but kath’s voice was so GOOD
saturday night was better
also on the “cocky little son of a-“ line she tried to strangle the typewriter
“if you see brooklyn, then they’re with us” cue race looking into the distance with hand binoculars
seize the day!!! holy shit!!!!!!
all the scabs were girls. my uwus fell
DANCE BREAK DANCE BREAK OH MY GOD THEY FUVKING
CRUTCHIE DID GUARD SHIT W HIS CRUTCH!!! I YELLED
ALSO SPECS DID THE NEWSPAPER TURN TOMMY BOY DID IN LIVESIES AND FUCK!!!!! MY UWU SUPPLY IS DEPLETING
when they got to the cops and romeo was like THEY’RE SLAUGHTERIN US he got punched in the gut and crawled offstage and my heart. oh god
SANTA FE WAS SO RAW AND GOOD AND JACK WAS LIKE. SOBBING
and when he said “close his eyes and GO” it was more like “close his eyes and-,,,, go,,,,,,,,,” and my HEART
act two!! act two was so Good
during the ya erster bit race kept yelling YA ERSTER over and over again and everyone was like WTF DO U MEAN and eventually albert had to. RACE WHAT DO YOU MEAN. and they all yelled OYSTER at him in unison it was rlly cute
KONY WAS SO GOOD
WHEN KATH DID HER FIRST SPLIT SHE JUST DROPPED DOWN INTO A FRONT SPLIT AND MY JAW D R O P P E D
also specs’s tap solo,,, man
it went specs, then elmer, then race for the tap solos on the table and they were all so GOOD
everyone in the audience was screaming and shouting at the end and i was like EEEEE
letter from the refuge hit me like a fuckimg truck. i forgot abt it and then i saw the candle and was like oh no oh no oh no
snyder yelled @ crutchie to shut up at the end and fuck i’m not kidding when i say he scares me
watch what happens reprise was so good but davey’s voice broke on “poor GUY’S head is spinning”
it wasn’t a fluke ig he can’t hit tht in his belting voice
also when les said “and i’ve got a date!” someone said YEAH YOU DO
when seitz did her bit during bottom line reprise she hit an e5 and whoa. whoa wig
wiesel was the one tht took jack to the cellar and he was rlly rlly mean through it all and :(
OH GOD BROOKLYN!!!
BROOKLYN WAS 80% LITTLE KIDS
spot was played by an understudy and he was LITERALLY LIKE 8 AND HE WAS SO LITTLE MY HEART
THEY LIFTED HIM ON THEIR SHOULDERS AND HE GOT THE WHOLE VERSE TO HIMSELF AND I SCREAMED
I WAS GOING FUCKING FERAL OK
his stage presence was so,, intense he commanded the whole stage and i was SHOOK
saturday night he was played by a rlly cute boy and he rolled his r’s when he talked and oh god. oh god he’s cute.
and he and race were the ones that switched today so guess ypt newsies said sprace is canon
when jack and kath kissed the first time everyone was like Oh?
during something to believe in the sax squeaked and i nearly lost my shit
THEIR HARMONIES THO. JACK HAD A RIFF THT WASN’T IN THE LIVE SND I FELL TO THE FLOOR
(friday night) suspicion confirmed. at once and for all race had the flannel of i think romeo’s brooklyn boy like they switched and i was >:3!
albert was double cast as bill and mike was double cast as darcy and AAAA
the printing press was so steampunk i yelled
DURING OAFA LIKE THE LAST CHORUS THEY WERE HANDING OUT NEWSIES BANNERS TO AUDIENCE MEMBERS I’M GONNA TRY N GET ONE TODAY
update bc i was dressed as a newsie romeo looked at me and said “look like you already joined, huh?”, winked, and kept going i’m so,
i don’t have much to say except spot was brooding the whole time in pulitzer’s office
ALSO CRUTCHIE HIT SNYDER IN THE JUNK W HIS CRUTCH AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT HURT
specs accidentally ripped her pape at the end and oscar was like you ain’t gettin a new one and then she :(ed until he gave her a new one
I WENT FERAL DURING THE CURTAIN CALLS
also when they were all outside lined up on friday i had to kneel to b face to face w spot he was so tiny
saturdays spot was still short but not as short
SNYDER HAD A SWEET FACE BUT HE WAS STILL SCARY
but most importantly i had to tell specs she was my favourite and she just. AAAAAAAA like ME WATCHING HER
UPDATE JACK AND DAVEY GAVE ME HUGS AND RACE AND I SHOOK HANDS AND DAVEY LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE WILL ROLAND
that’s all folks!
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