good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance
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hey I really hate doing self publicity bUT. FOLKS WE NEED TO MOVE THESE BOOKS or there won't be room in the Topatoco warehouse for TPoH volume 4, which we plan to kickstart later this year- so yeah!
THE PRINCESS AND THE JESTER BOOKS ON SALE NOW!
don't miss the opportunity, there's only a limited number left and they're really gorgeous guys seriously ya gotta get in on this
Want to try before you buy? You can read the Princess and the Jester FOR FREE right here! Go enjoy a free fairy tale! You earned it.
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Ant from the Orespawn Mod for Minecraft
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Hi @just-anarchie, I was your @mp100secretspirit secret spirit this year! You said you liked serirei/serizawa so here's a moment in which umbrellas get left behind for a bit so serizawa & reigen can play in the rain. Hope you enjoy and happy holidays!! :)
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LITTLE COMIC based on how I made a friend at 1 am while crawling on the ground, picking up Maybugs to save them from getting squished by cars.
PRETTY SURE I must've looked like a strange little gremlin to any onlookers passing by.
Also yes he held a bug like a CHAMP.
He passed my test. We still hang out 😂
Patreon
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my human broppy :3
+ gray branch! or whatever the narrative equivalent would be if they were humans? idk dog 😭
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They tried to play good cop bad cop but dream immediately got too sad and gave up
[Ink by Comyet
Cross by Jakei
Nightmare & Dream by Jokublog
Killer by Rahaf]
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congratulations tumblr you got me a fursona by unionizing
I finally have a fursona! this cuddly amalgamonster was made by blending the top four results of a tumblr poll (of a shortlist of suggestions from my followers as to what creature I would be) -important to note this creature has Gonzo Eyes. yeah.
as a persona I actually think it resembles me better than anything I've ever come up with myself! I love them! thanks to everyone who contributed ideas I had a lovely time drawing this and I may well do more with them in the future!
(bonus below cut)
these are the things that inspired the outfit! I wear a lot of teal and pink, especially the coat on the right, and I wear ribbons in most of my shoes so that's why my antlers have ribbons on them! I have also never worn matching socks since I left school, hence the spats. I am glad you all enjoy this wiggly creature I had a great time here :D
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"mod that removes astarion's wrinkles" "mod that smooths out astarion's face" shut the hell up these are the only astarion mods that matter
(no abs mod)
(long haired astarion mod)
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