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[luci-cunt]

hi lüùūûcîįïīí ily and I have a fake title and bc I don't know how to be artsy and poetic it is "oH sHIT I made a misTAKE"

hi Måæáâäjøóôöõr ily and that title is valid as FUCk becAUSE--

I’m obsessed with shananiganary, also have Jerejean because I love them

>:)

Ahem-- so another hs au becuase that’s what I’m thinkin’ ‘bout rn

But this time--there is no rivalry

Mostly because Jeremy has no room for hate in his golden little perfect heart

anyways-- Jeremy has the most MASSIVE crush on the hot, brooding, foreign exchange student

However, he doesn’t have the balls to ask him out so instead he just smacks himself down into the position of Jean’s best friend 

(at Jean’s behest)

Also, queue Jeremy trying to be cute and learning sweet things to say to Jean in french but Jean is stupid and mean and just makes fun of his accent

(listen man, you HAVE to say something like that because otherwise he’ll see you’re blushing and we CANNOT have that Jean Moreau has a REPUTATIOn ok)

So that idea dashed Jeremy tries instead to steal his heart by figuring out his favorite food

He prods and pokes until finally Jean just blurts out “chinese” because please oh my god golden boy you CANNOT keep poking me and giggling it is FAR too fucking cute I’m going to EXPLODE

So of course now that Jeremy has that he DEMANDS that Jean go with him for a date. 

(Except he’s a chicken so he calls it a “study date” and invites Kevin, Alverez and Laila along to--yes they do laugh at him)

Anyways, they get there, eat some food and laugh about how awkward it is to have a study session at a dinner resteraunt while Jeremy desperately tries to pretend it’s a completely normal thing

(it isn’t)

(he gets jasmine tea all over his physics worksheet)

the night goes on, Jeremy gives up trying to pretend to study, and then he notices Jean watching the koi fish swimming in an absurdly small tank at the front of the place

He elbows him, asking what’s up, and Jean shakes his head like it’s nothing but Jeremy keeps proding and eventually Jean gives in

He just--trying very hard to be nonchalant and unbothered--mentions how shitty it is that the fish have to be in a tank that small instead of a pond where they belong, even pointing out the dulled scales. He tries to play it off like it’s nothing, but he’s soft on the inside and it’s SAD!! Those fish are SAD

Jeremy is like “Oh god please--please GOD stop making him so perfect I’m gonna fuck up everything and kiss hiim right here and now” 

he doesn’t--the dinner ends, everyone goes home

but Jeremy has a plan

he calls Neil, because Neil knows Andrew and Andrew has been to prison and he probably knows more about committing crimes than anyone else Jeremy knows

Neil’s liek “the fuck do you want?” and Jeremy’s like “plz help me steal some fish.” 

It takes some bargaining, and convincing, but eventually Neil agrees to get Andrew to come along and Jeremy thanks him profusely and then goes to meet them at the restaurant--which is now closed. 

(he shows up with an improvised “ski mask” that’s just a pillowcase with eyeholes because he doesn’t fucking know what he’s doing)

Neil and Andrew show up and laugh at him. 

They both also point out that the place doesn’t have any cameras and Andrew picks the lock on the back door easy peasy and then boom--they’re in. 

Neil’s like “how are you going to get the fish out of here?” 

and Jeremy’s like “I brought this!” and pulls out a cooler bag. 

Neil has to stop Andrew from just walking the fuck out becuase are you kidding me. 

ANyways, they get the fish out and are leaven when someone calls out “HEY!” and there’s a flashlight beam. Jeremy panics, and jumps through the front windows of the store and bolts. 

Turns out it was just Laila and Alverez trying to prank them because Neil told them what was happening but now there’s a broken window and Jeremy realizes--

oH sHIT I made a misTAKE

They all book it--but everyone makes Jeremy dump the fish in the first pond they pass 

(NO!! I need it to be the RIGHT pond!)

(You can move it to the ‘right pond’ when they aren’t stolen merchandise you fucking idiot)

anyways--they don’t get caught, thank god, but it’s safe to say Andrew and Neil are VERY done committing crimes with Jeremy

(don’t worry he’s ALSO done committing crimes PERIOD)

But! He gets to take Jean out on a date to the fish pond, Jean gets so flustered he falls in, the fish try to eat his hands because they aren’t very smart and that freaks him out so he decides he doesn’t like them but Jeremy laughs at him when he cusses them out in french which ends in Jeremy getting dragged into the pond with him 

All in all--a nice first date. 

ajs;dlfaksdf I hope you like this lajd;lfkjasd I’m sorrrryyyy I got rammmblllyyy XD <3333

send me a made up fic title and I’ll tell you how I’d write it!

#ayyeee #never written jerejean before #but I love them #also jeremy #bb #thank you maj Ilysm !!! ;ajlsdkfj;asdj #jerejean #fic #aftg #luci writes