#teencrab2022

[dailyscottficrec]

April 1, 2023

Today I'm gonna rec a body of work, from 2022. Please just go back and enjoy all of the teen crab material because it was all hilarious. Will there be more shenanigans today? We will have to see.

teencrab2022

#teen wolf #scott mccall #teen crab #really though i haven't laughed so hard since #and it's been a year #everyone was so funny

[a-lil-bi-furious]

I posted 721 times in 2022

46 posts created (6%)

675 posts reblogged (94%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@momentofmemory

@bericas

@scribeoffate

@scottappreciation

@spikeface

I tagged 709 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#teen wolf - 261 posts

#scott mccall - 143 posts

#kira yukimura - 67 posts

#teencrab2022 - 61 posts

#teen crab - 57 posts

#fic recs - 43 posts

#fanart - 36 posts

#legacies - 34 posts

#peter parker - 28 posts

#tvdu - 28 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#especially happy with the anger and the heart wrenching grief scott expressed as he tried to process not only that he died—but that he maybe

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

38 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

#4

Rating: T

Word Count: 3,941

Relationships: Scott McCall/Theo Raeken

Relevant Tags: Canon-Typical Violence | References to Canonical Character Death | Post-Canon | Angst with a Happy Ending | Hurt Scott McCall | Scott McCall Needs a Hug | Theo Raeken Needs a Hug

for @spikeface

Breathing comes in short, quick bursts, Scott’s chest heaving. He pulls Theo’s hands away from his shoulders, grip tightening around forearms as he holds them out and away from him. Theo’s hands are relaxed and open, as close as he can manage to holding them up in surrender. He’s trying to show Scott they’re harmless.

They aren’t.

They are.

He doesn’t know.

Read on ao3

41 notes - Posted January 1, 2022

#3

Just a moody lil Sceo scene that might be expanded later:

Scott collapses the moment he reaches the bed’s edge. It’s nice to finally be off his feet—he isn’t sure how much longer he could have kept upright before passing out. It’s almost worse sitting down with the way his body bends, the movement pushing fresh blood past the coagulated mess binding flesh to polyester. He grimaces at the feeling, sickeningly warm. 

Several moments pass; Scott sits completely still, barely breathing, eyes closed tightly and one hand pressed to his middle, willing the blood to stop flowing. Waiting to welcome numbness in pain’s stead. 

When he opens his eyes Theo hasn’t moved a muscle, still standing halfway between the open door and the foot of the bed. His eyes are trained on Scott’s chest. Theo looks hunted. Not quite a deer in headlights, more like the wounded strays Scott handles at the clinic. Tense, uneasy.

 Like if scott makes one wrong move he’ll run. 

In which direction he’s not sure.

Scott feels oddly stripped, vulnerable, somehow both a threat and easy prey. He shifts uncomfortably under Theo’s gaze, wondering whether willing his hand to hide all the damage will magically make it happen. “Theo,” he starts, “You know you don’t have to…” Scott trails off, trying to read Theo’s expression. It’s unsettling, having no idea what Theo’s thinking. “I’ll heal,” he finishes. 

“You sure about that?” 

He isn’t. 

He says, “I’ve survived worse.” 

Theo visibly pales, eyes shifting from Scott to glance aimlessly around the room. Scott notices the way Theo curls his fingers inward before slipping his hands into his jacket pockets, out of sight.

45 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

#2

so when do talia and margot get to kiss huh?? where are the milfy violent delights?

All I’m saying is if the kids get to kiss their enemies so do the moms. it’s basic math

130 notes - Posted June 13, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I just know in my heart Scott McCall is the type of person who accidentally ends up with like 10 pets as an adult because he just brings strays home and every time says “just until she heals!” or “until we find a good home!” but in the other arm he clearly has a giant bag with a pet bed and a collar with a name tag. Even MORE likely if endgame Scira. You could not convince me Kira wouldn’t show up with a lil bunny scooped in her arms at least once like “it’s only fair.” And they’re just a happy lil family of 12(and counting, probably)

130 notes - Posted March 3, 2022

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#tumblrwrapped2022 #love that a teen crab post is in the top 5

[teenwolf-meta]

happy teen crab day!

#teencrab2022 #twmeta #teen wolf #twedit

[scottappreciation]

Maybe she’s like me?

#teencrab2022

#teencrab2022 #teen wolf #scira #scott mccall #kira yukimura #tyler posey #scottmccalledit #kirayukimuraedit #by: usermem

[deatonappreciation]

#teencrab2022 #alan deaton #4x11 #teen wolf

[danny-appreciation]

all hail teen crab

#teencrab2022 #teen wolf #twedit #danny mahealani

[kirayukimuraappreciation]

#teencrab2022 #kira yukimura #noshiko yukimura #arden cho #teen wolf

[masonhewittappreciation]

#mason hewitt #beast of crab #teencrab2022

[illbeintheend]

This is @scribeoffate's fault. :P Also I am really glad no one walked into my office in the ten minutes I spent on this because it would have been really hard to explain.

#teencrab2022 #GARLIC BUTTER!!!1!! #gerard argent

[scribeoffate]

Stiles is part of your cast.

What? What do you mean?

He's human. But he's still part of the cast, right?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

So how do crabs signal their location to the rest of their cast?

They clack.

#teen wolf #teencrab2022 #scott mccall #stiles stiinski #lydia martin #i am informed they do not clack #but that it is okay #because this is too funny #nogitsune #nogifrog

[clotpolesonly]

scott & stiles + 42, if you're playing with the teen crab prompts 🥰

42. “Let me in?” (x)

Scott stared at the doorknob. At the places where the gold-ish coating had been scratched up and scraped off. It looked smaller from just a few inches up.

"Uh, Stiles? Let me in? Please?"

"It's not locked!" came the reply from inside. His words were just muffled enough that he probably had his hoodie string in his mouth again.

Stiles was probably on the computer, fully occupied with wikipedia or JSTOR or some obscure corner of the internet that google would never direct you to. He was in research mode and he'd probably found something important, hence the urgent text for Scott to come over, and was too engrossed to contemplate tearing his eyes away for even a second.

Scott clicked his claws together in frustration. "That is not the problem here, Stiles."

There was a huff and the rattle of Stiles' desk chair being rolled back. The door opened. Stiles froze in place, eyes wide. Then he laughed.

"Oh my god," he wheezed, bent over and holding onto his knees. "Oh my god."

"It's not funny!"

Stiles tried to say something but was immediately overcome with another fit of giggles. Scott's eye-stalks wiggled in a weird, disorienting kind of way. He could feel the chitinous exoskeleton creep another inch up his arms.

"Stiles, I can't figure out how to shift back!" he cried. "My mom's gonna be home in like two hours, this is crisis mode!"

"You can't — doors — with the — " Stiles opened and closed his hands in a mockery of Scott's claws. He had actual tears on his face. He was slowly sliding down the door frame, laughing too hard to support himself.

Scott pinched him. Stiles yelped. Served him right.

"Ow! Ow, ow, ow!" He swiped at Scott's claw indignantly and finally managed to get back on his feet properly, though he still had to fight down a stray chuckle every time he had to look up to where Scott's eyes now sat, on top of their stalks, sticking ridiculously out of the top of his head. Stiles pressed his lips together. "And to think, just yesterday I was going on about how weird Derek's half-shifted form looked without eyebrows."

"I hate you," Scott declared. "Can you fix me or not?"

"I found some promising stuff in an old alaskan mariner's journal somebody transcribed on the supernatural side of reddit." Stiles stepped back to gesture him inside. "I'll leave the door open," he said gamely. "Just, you know. As a courtesy. It would probably be a fire hazard if I—"

Scott pinched him again.

#and the answer is #momentofmemory #teencrab2022 #Scott McCall #crab!Scott #Stiles Stilinski #Teen Wolf #fics by me

[momentofmemory]

“I have ten legs and I know how to use them” with Scott and Theo, if you want?

“I have ten legs and I know how to use them.”

Scott blinks at him, which he can do, because he's still human right now. "It's... lacrosse, Theo."

Theo skitters back and forth impatiently. "And?"

"Dude. The ball is the same size as you."

Theo huffs, which mostly involves his gills looking a bit more fluttery than usual. He crawls over to the lacrosse stick, traps it between his claws, and hefts it above his head. "See? I got it. Stronger than the average-sized crab."

Scott gives him a very unimpressed look.

Theo is annoyed he can't return it.

Looking unimpressed is difficult when you do not have eyebrows. Or really any facial musculature.

Before he can figure an appropriately sarcastic eye stalk maneuver, Scott grabs the lacrosse stick and hoists it up, leaving Theo dangling by his claws.

"Put me down!! Scott!!" He lets go with his pincher just to try to lunge at Scott's fingers, which are a disappointing sixteen claw-lengths away.

"Let go, Theo," he says.

"No!"

"Come on. You can't keep using your shift as a crutch."

"It's not—you're just jealous mine is better."

Scott levels him with another unimpressed look, and Theo curses to himself.

The eyebrow game is so unfair.

"Don't make me sic Mason on you."

Theo freezes, or as much as he can with the light breeze trying to blow him off.

Mason's 'immobilize' trick is the worst.

He lasts another fifteen seconds before dropping to the ground, then back into human form.

At least he has eyebrows to glare at Scott with now.

teen crab prompts

#teencrab2022 #sceo #scott mccall #theo raeken #teen wolf

[a-lil-bi-furious]

#teencrab2022 #scott mccall #liam dunbar #teen wolf #april fools #TEEN CRAB

[charming-or-tedious]

(Sceo + number 12 prompt)

a golden sunset at the beach just two hermits sitting in a hot sand  7/16 inch apart  cause they’re not shellfish

#teencrab2022 #sceo #in the nutshell #nut-SHELL #scott mccall #theo raeken

[scottappreciation]

Welcome to Teen Crab Day!

It’s a celebration of our favorite were-creature show, but crab! Who needs werewolves when you can have werecrabs? Werecoyotes when werelobster is on the table? Banshees as Sirens, Kitsunes as frogs, Naguals as Seagulls, and more!

In partnership with @dailyscottficrec, @deatonappreciation, @kirayukimuraappreciation, @masonhewittappreciation, @danny-appreciation, @scerekappreciation, and @teenwolf-meta, we’re pleased to announce a day of crabby fun with art, memes, and fic! We’re tracking the tag #teencrab2022, and welcome anyone who wants to submit content! There’s also a rebloggable prompts list if you’d like inspiration—feel free to choose a prompt yourself or ask your followers to!

CAST OF CHARACTERS

(all listings are mere suggestions; feel free to go wild!)

Werecrab - Scott, Derek, & any other werewolf

Werespidercrab - Kira & other kitsunes 

Werefrog - Nogitsune (”Frogi”)

Siren/Mermaid - Lydia & other banshees

Werelobster - Malia & other werecoyotes

Wereseagull - Kate & other naguals

Fishers - Allison, Chris, & other hunters

#teen wolf #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #kira yukimura #derek hale #lydia martin #mason hewitt #liam dunbar #theo raeken #allison argent #malia tate #teen wolf events #april fools #teencrab2022

[slice-of-magenta]

Sciles 5 🥰

Scott partly transforms, fresh to his werecrab urges. It is clearly not the time for a dual, and yet that has been provoked.

Scott stands defensively between Stiles and the ‘threat.’ The threat being a poised, red crab.

And this is not a werecrab, like Scott. No, not at all. It’s a normal crab. It berates wantonly its pinchers in front of its body. Scott squints down at the crab, going side by side on the sand. 

 Its a classic beach day already...

Stiles scoffs. “It’s fine; I can bandage it up.”

"Stiles, you're bleeding."

Stiles tries to suppress his laugh as he shakes his head. "A pint. You realize three inches tall is the opposite of threatening, right?" 

"He's threatening us, does it bother you?" Scott is actually losing it. The nearing full moon may be to blame for this.

“Not really? It’s okay not to be chivalrous.” Scott glares at him before he bites his lip, shaking his stubborn head.

“I’m having a hard time controlling the shift. Sandbox, this one time? Stay back, it’ll get ugly."

“We’re on vacation, dude.” He didn’t want to see him regrowing his limb again. Nor have it been over something like a silly scratch. This is what a good person would do, right? De-escalate this.

Stiles rolls his eyes when Scott does not get the message. Way too riled up to see this rationally. Stiles links his arm with his, doing just that. Scott tries to scissor himself away with an attempted scuttle. Already fully shifted.

Stiles laughs whole heartedly this time as he walks a good distance from the famed crab, Scott held awkwardly in his arms, as he readjusts for a better hold on him. He does not at least try to snap at him. Scott’s black eyes turns to look up at him. Possibly, begrudgingly.

“Don’t blame me, Scott, we really need to work on training that werecrab shell of yours!”

Scott opens his arms out wide, doing lazy signing that Stiles can’t read right away.

“What about we walk along the shoreline for a while, yeah?”

Scott motions for him to put him down. He takes that as his agreement. 

Teen Crab Prompts

#teencrab2022 #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #sciles #skittles