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twistedtavern · 2 years

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What if in the reader’s world they are a magical girl lolol

IM SORRY IM JUST TALKING OUT OF MY ASS

Ong?? Homie I ain't got no clue what this means, like if it's a request or smth and for what au this is for but I'm gonna go off and just go crazy go stupid. I have caved, gonna have to make this fem!reader but you gotta squint to see it.

CW: None besides captivity ig

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A MAGICAL GIRL?!? IRL?!?

He's gonna need all the healing spells you can muster

Down for the count

Do you need an obscenely wealthy benefactor who ADORES you? DO YOU?!?

Your magic runs on happiness and love, so you almost blew a hole through a wall when Idia first watched you in action

He loves you SO much!!!!!!!!!

Idia absolutely decimated every single group chat he was in with pictures and videos and gushes of you. Nothing was spared

Speaking of nothing being spared, you almost had a heart attack when he showed you the epic magical girl base he had built for you

You're spoiled with so many outfits and trinkets that you hardly know what to do with them

You know what, you get an extra sidekick!!

Ortho time!

Idia just couldn't get over his anxiety over you being in battle by yourself, so he built a new body for Ortho as a little bodyguard for you!

OH MY GOD CHAPTER 6 WOULD BE A BALLER FINALE

Ok so let's say Chapter 6 happens as normal. The blots are kidnapped, and you run to save them

IDIA AND ORTHO WOULD BE SO SAD

HE DOESN'T WANT TO BETRAY YOU NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your broken heart would severely weaken your magic

This leads to your capture

He knows you would never join him in what Styx is doing

Idia had to keep you locked up

He tried talking to you, but you would just cry and yell at him

I am going to admit right now that I have no clue how Idia overblots in canon bec I'm a twsteng bitch but I'm going to say that in this it's from how miserable he is

And under all the sadness, he still loved you so much

But it was corrupted by the blot

So it corrupted your magic too

You tried transforming, but it spread to you

You know the dark magical girl trope??? Yeah, that's you now

And Idia starts to attack because it isn't you

He just wants to return you to normal

But, the power of his despair was too strong

Idia was defeated

But you weren't

Even when beaten and barely withstanding your magic, he had to confess how much he loved you to save you

And that was what broke you free

#idia shroud #idia shroud x reader #twst imagines #WHY DID THIS GO HARD #tavern order

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bugsinthebayou · 4 months

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‼️ presidential alert ‼️

evil bisexual women are in your area

#oc: jasmine lyre #captains orders #this is the alert calypso got right before entering the tavern she meets calypso in. btw #/silly

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unseelieships · 7 months

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playing BG3 and the fights have been pretty easy so far until the goblin camp man 😭 they smoked my ass

#also I somehow MISSED recruiting Astarion???? why does this always happen to me 😔#I played my entire first play through of dragon age origins without Leliana because I walked right by the tavern u find her in #but did not enter #anyway first order of business go get astarion #then get annihilated by goblins again I guess #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate spoilers

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stavrakas · 8 months

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i need to take the creator of this playlist out for dinner

#in a candlelit seaside tavern. let them order the entire menu. i'll pay they deserve it #vs

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thelittleblubie · 11 days

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@pinkvaquita

@m00r3-cha0s

@the-buttery-baker

Fun Hollow Flora Cookie fact of the day.... Or night.... Depending on where you live....

Hollow Flora Cookie was given a few free meals from different taverns during his travels when he first came to Crispia......

The reason as to why? Everyone who was there thought he was very handsome that the owners of these separated establishments told their employees to give whatever h ordered for free

........ There were also a few times where he accidentally rizzed a few customers without even realising it...... And a few who tried to signal that they were interested in being his lover

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #crk ocs #crk x oc #crk #hollow flora cookie #cookie run kingdom x oc #imagine him just walking in a tavern one day and just ordering a simple drink...... And they give it to him for free

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qwortywarrior · 1 year

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“Burn.”

#digital art #genshin impact #genshin diluc #part 2 of ?? in my genshin in armour series #for diluc i wanted to balance a bunch of ideas #1. he doesn’t seem like the type to custom order a suit of armour for his personal use #he’s from a wealthy family so there might be suits of armour from knights and nobles in previous generations of the family #but he wouldn’t have anything really personal.#2. he is the darknight hero #i imagine he could wear this armour when he’s batman-ing it up #in that case it needs to both hide his identity and be recognizable in its own right #i think this is different enough from diluc’s regular wear that with some superhero logic would hide his identity #and the red faceplate on a black helmet is recognizable enough to generate an urban legend i think #(i was this close to putting batman ears on the helmet)#oh yeah 3. diluc is not extravagant #he’s rich and lives in a mansion and runs a tavern but that’s all mostly inherited #he isn’t trying to get a spotlight in any part of his life least of all when he’s vigilante-ing #so the armour has no embellishments or ornamentation

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ginkovskij · 1 year

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interesting much how when introducing the tavern where raskol'nikov and marmeladov are going to meet the phrasing is something along the line of "a set of stairs that lead down into the underground" considering the meaning of the underground in the wider production of dostoevskij much to think about

#there is an essay published as an introduction to the notes from the underground that say:#from this point on all the characters of [dostoevskij's] main novel will have an underground and they will be bound to descend into #it in order to resurrect as new men or to drown into it without hope and without solution #and as it is i find it very appropriate that in this case it is mentioned a descent into the underground #because after mentioning the tavern in crime and punishment the narration goes 'without much thinking raskol'nikov descended into it'#(and one may argue that it is the meeting with marmeladov in the underground that sets the premises for his moral resurrection)#(not only because it is in this circumstance that the character of sonja makes her first appearance)#(but also because the core of raskol'nikov's resurrection can be read into the words of marmeladov)#ah this book ruins my reputation of passive reader with zero thinking process #crime and punishment #dostoyevsky

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lollybliz · 4 months

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ham cheese. cheese cracker. cheese cheese ham

*scribbling in a notepad* alright, and I assume a round of trosts to go with? That'll be 6 silver and 3 copper, thank you for coming to the Rustled Ram tavern, i'll be out with your meal in but a moment. Announcement board with commissions for wandering adventurers such as yourself is by the bar, please make yourselves comfortable!

#dljfdkalfnfjajlwkfjsa forgive me #the first and only thing i thought of was how much this reminded me of a dnd party ordering bread and cheese during #the inevitable session one tavern meet-up akffhsksngjdksmfndjsj #muwutuals #asks #bliz rambles #ssagesaurus

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lampea-by-lamplight · 1 year

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like a moth to light

“stop that.”

“stop what?”

irritation darkens his eyes, turns them the colour of malachite instead of spring leaves, and makes his shoulders tense in a way that can’t be comfortable - she’s half tempted to offer to draw him a bath or give him a massage or something - as he glances pointedly at her lips. “that.”

that, it turns out, is her habit of biting her bottom lip in thought - a habit he’s well aware of, considering just how much thinking they need to do in their line of work, so she doesn’t actually know what the issue is this time - and, honestly, who could blame her for being too deep in thought to clock on immediately?

lust’s perfume just has so many applications in potions that it’s kind of funny how it’s named for the spirit of lust and not one of its many uses, like how it can be used to create a potion capable of relaxing a person to the point they almost die.

reflexively, she bites her lip again. an aggravated groan leaves him, his jaw now also clenched in irritation, as he stands and circles the table to stand over her. his left hand, covered by a leather glove as it always is, is warm against her skin as he cups her face and presses his thumb against the centre of her bottom lip.

she looks up at him, eyes wide, and traces the stoic line of his mouth, the furrow between his brows her fingers almost itch to smooth out, the way his hair is out of place after several hours of staring at schematics and books in frustration.

it is a semi-unfortunate truth that, under the single mindedness and the sarcasm and the pride, fitz is an attractive man.

“it’s like you’re consciously tempting me.” he mutters under his breath, almost to himself, fingers absently stroking her jaw line. “but i know you are not so, please, stop.”

her skin is soft, her eyes are bright and clear, and everything about her is so damnably light that a part of him - the parts of him soaked in blood and revenge and possession - aches. a lesser man would forget the dragon fire that seeps through her veins, would forget her wit and her mind, would forget the magic that curls around her like smoke and fog and mist, would forget her rage and her biting tongue and the blood that stains her hands, but he cannot because it is the presence of those traits that makes her brightness even more brilliant.

the smart thing to do, she knows, would be to agree - he would step back, go back to his work, and she would return to hers, and they wouldn’t acknowledge this one tension filled moment ever again, wouldn’t acknowledge his apparent fixation on her lips or how the feeling of his hand on her skin made her shiver.

“make me,” darya says, because sometimes she wants to be stupid (also she kind of wants to see how he’ll react), and nips at his thumb for good measure.

#tsenpha #type; writing #oc; fitzgerald de fresel #oc; darya grönvall #group; an adventuring party walks into a tavern #rom; world on our shoulders #geo; lilios #chatter; this is older than even if we can't find heaven but i didn't post it for some reason #chatter; chronologically it should take place after heaven bc of the implications but these idiots are not at all interested #chatter; in following the usual order of things so who can say

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we-re-always-alright · 8 months

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absolutely SEETHING reading comments about pizza and delivery in the city (Chicago) on tumblr dot com I cannot handle it

#I literally ordered pizza from my fav place today and it got here in 40 minutes #it’s in River north and I’m on the west side so I don’t mind #BUT DUDE YOU LIVE IN SOUTH LOOP/PRINTER’S ROW #a: most drivers are from the burbs or Indiana so don’t know the city #b: you are ordering from chain restaurants in Chicago (a notorious pizza city)#c: this is not related/related but you suggested POTBELLYS as a place to get ‘good food’ in Chicago #all your food recs are insane and limited to the most expensive part of the city #also it’s now personal because they said Chicago is a ‘trash city for pizza’#ALSO NEWSFLASH: MORE PEOPLE DONT LIVE IN THE LOOP #there are more people because of tourists but not residents #west loop is 54k #the whole loop is 54k #south loop is 54k #literally how the population maps are drawn for aldermen and districts #this city is MASSIVE and a VERY small percentage (less than a %) live in the loop #I have like nearly pinpointed where they live based on food clues because they make me so mad #‘good pizza is within walking distance of me’ I bet it’s fucking Aurelio’s which is notoriously bad #and I bet it’s not just ANY Aurelio’s but the one on Michigan Ave and Roosevelt Rd #you are literally 500ft from Flo and Santos and people choose Aurelio’s #victory tavern!!!! it’s right there!!!#I’m fucking fuming #99% of the city: lives outside of the loop #people living the loop: but EvErYoNe LiVeS hErE #also they’ve lived here…10 years???? but not very enmeshed in the city outside of the loop #which is a shame #not to pull street cred but like #my family has been here since the 1800s #my relatives helped build this city #I have a LOT of civic pride #thoughts? thoughts

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3-inch-sam · 2 years

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i love you video game music i love you video game composers i love you recurring character music i love you environmental music i love you people who pour heart and soul to something that might not be heard by many i love you animators who make npcs dance i love you places to sit and listen to music in games i love you unnecessary rest stops that have a specific music with them i love you in game abilities to play music otherwise not heard i love you video game music

#i just :))))#none of it is needed. and yet people make it anyway because it makes them happy and they know it will make another person happy 💜💜💜#Minecraft discs. Taverns in Skyrim. The jukebox in Stray. The instrument in Jedi Fallen Order. i love you #James.txt

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newtness532 · 1 year

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id give anything for a plate of spaghetti with tomato sauce from a tavern rn

#the tavern is literally in my street i could go get some or even order and have them bring it here lol #ill probably make some at home tho #but at the tavern they make the sauce with real tomatoes and even though i hate tomatoes they make it taste so much better #im hungry #jo says stuff #personal ramblings

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starlitwishes · 2 years

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Today was a quiet day, just how he liked it. Or, maybe, it was just what he was used to.

He told few others about what today meant for him, and that was perfectly acceptable. He almost preferred it, to treat this day as nothing special. Maybe he’d buy himself a nice meal from the tavern and a good amount of wine to celebrate in the privacy of his own thoughts.

Now, what to choose for a dish...

#Muse: Venti #tbh I think Venti doesn't really #tell people #it's his birthday #He just quietly goes about his day like normal #TBH I wonder if he like #doesn't like being lavished with gifts too much? Hmm #something to think about #but anyway I gotta order dinner for his bday and I know he'd want tavern food #but idk what to geeet #fnskdfnjjfks #fickle boy PICK SOMETHING

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rosebard · 11 days

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tavernbrawlerchampion · 2 months

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official bg3 smash or pass tierlist

#in no particular order except when it is #i tried to make a legit tierlist but i am too indecisive and also i should probably finish the game first #its so funny to have gale up here but alas it is the truth #*tavern log

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evilwizard · 5 months

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hey guys. yeah no come on in, welcome to my lair and all that. look, i’m gonna level with you guys. the Dungeon Master called me earlier, said you dummies wouldn’t stop trying to fuck the elven maiden from the quest-giver’s tavern. said you were being real annoying about it. so he ordered a total party kill. gave me full authority to use all sorts of lightning and uh. big spiders. that’s right, big spiders. so i suggest you just skedaddle on out of here

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