[ID: fake discord screenshots between the tmnt boys. The chat reads as follows, with their discord nicknames in parentheses:
Mikey (Micheal with a B): If yall don't knock it off right now
Leo (That Bitch): I'd Love to go eat my cold soup in peace, if SOMEONE would stop attacking me for it!!
Donnie (The Funny One): You're killing me you're killing your brother Leon cereal is Not A Soup how many times do we have to go over this
Leo changes his name to "Cold Soup Truther"
Leo (Cold Soup Truther): Mad because you dont have cold soup, arent you? ;]
Raph sends a screenshot from the sonic realtime fandub of Eggman saying "what are you two FUCKING talking about"
Mikey's name changes to "Doctor Delicate Touch"
Mikey (Doctor Delicate Touch): Alright that's it
Leo (Cold Soup Truther): Oops
Raph (Raph): Oh no
Donnie (The Funny One): Wait Mikey we can talk about this
End ID]
Laid awake for several hours thinking about wanting to make this joke the other day
Bonus: the aftermath
[ID: a simplistic drawing of the turtles. Mikey runs at high speed chasing Donnie and Leo, Raph lays behind him flat on the floor with x's for eyes. There are action lines emanating out from where Donnie and Leo are running to. End ID]
[VD: am amv of clips from the rottmnt movie set to Little Lion Man by Mumford & Sons]
Video edited for the first time ever and decided to make an entire 4 minute amv because I'm insane and it took my entire weekend but here it is please take this I am so tired but I do like how it turned out!
[ID: Two digitally drawn and simply colored pictures of Reigen Arataka. The first image shows him leaning against his desk in his office and gesturing with both hands, with a speech bubble above him containing a screenshot of a text post by comfytaire that reads: "feelings r like boogie boards. u can try and push em down under the surface but they will always and very instantly come right back up and slam u in the face. i think aristotle said that"
The second image shows Reigen standing in waist high water flailing and being knocked backwards as a boogie board splashes out of the water in front of him and slams him in the chin. He is blurred from the motion and his visible eye is drawn as an x. The boogie board is labeled "28 years of repression" and there is text above Reigen that says "100% knockout!" in all caps. End ID]
[ID: A digital colored drawing of Donnie and Leo from rottmnt, Donnie is crouching with his feet far apart and his knees at right angles. His arms are in a similar position as his legs out to his sides, and he is squinting and frowning intensely up at Leo. Leo is on his tip-toes, T posing and leaning over Donnie with wide eyes and a closed-mouth smile, slightly menacing and also silly. The background is a blurred screenshot of the lair. End ID]
[ID: digital are of reigen and serizawa from mob psycho 100. They have their arms over each other's shoulders and are smiling, reigen is holding up a peace sign and looking forward while serizawa is looking over at reigen. It is colored in flat, highly saturated colors. The background is a dark pink, reigen is orange, and serizawa is purple. The whites of their eyes are left uncolored. End ID]
[ID: A pencil drawn and digitally colored drawing of Donatello from rottmnt. He is sticking out his tongue and holding up a peace sign with one hand. His mechanical spider arms are coming out of his shell, and a cartoony purple rocket is coming at the viewer with a smoke trail leading back to his shell as well. End ID]