#super crusty holy terror

[cr3zynotf0und]

FOR I SING

SONGS

UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN

I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT

MY LIFES ONE

NEVER ENDING CARNIVAL

A WORLD OF

BOOZY-FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT

#ride the cyclone #noel gruber #monique gibeau #broken heart a flask of gin #tatooed with a safety pin #teeth all stained with nicotine #running nylons #shattered dreams #super crusty holy terror #wild eyes and black mascara

[meowydoe]

idc what u say this version goes hard

#BROKEN HEART A LIFE OF SIN 🗣️🗣️ #TATTOOED WITH A SAFTEY PIN 🥶🥶 #RACKETEERING BRIBERY 🔥🔥 #EXTORTION FRAUD AND FORGERY 🙀🙀 #SUPER CRUSTY HOLY TERROR ‼️‼️ #WILD EYES AND BAD MASCARA 💯💯 #ride the cyclone #noels lament #rtc high school edition #dolly’s dialogue

[myersesque]

idk abt u guys but my dream girl has a broken heart and a flask of gin. she's tattooed with a safety pin. her teeth are stained with nicotine, she wears running nylons, and has shattered dreams. she's a super crusty holy terror, with wild eyes and black mascara

#is this anything. js this literally anything #og #ride the cyclone #rtc #noel gruber #monique gibeau #noel's lament

[https-envy]

|~a hooker with a heart of black charcoal~|

|~(broken heart a flask of gin, tattooed with a safety pin, teeth all stained with nicotine, running nylons, shattered dreams, super crusty, holy terror, wild eyes with black mascara)~|

#ride the cyclone #monique rtc #noel gruber #constance blackwood #mischa bachinski #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ricky potts #jane doe #penny lamb #legoland #french new wave #rtc #slay work queen pride month

[cardinaldust]

For those of yall who don't have or haven't seen the new Noel's Lament, don't worry. Here's the new lyrics (yw) :)

Btw, I will be putting some stage directions and script calls in pink, but definitely not all of them. I also won't be adding the "OOOS" and "AHHS" behind Noel's lyrics

DISCLAIMER: NEITHER THESE LYRICS, SCRIPT DIRECTIONS, OR THE SONG BELONG TO ME! ALL ARE PROPERTY OF "RIDE THE CYCLONE"

In my life, I was Noel's Gruber who worked at Taco Bell in Uranium City, Saskatchewan. But... in my dreams... I played a different role...I was Monique Gibeau, from France, a traveling chanteuse dangereuse... entertaining the crowds by day, and swindling them by night...

A CARNY, WITH A HEART.... OF BLACK CHARCOAL

WELCOME TO THIS WICKED FESTIVAL

WE'LL SING AND DANCE, AND THEN DELIGHT IN CRIME.

MEET AMÈLIE, AMORAL ACROBAT

PIERRE WILL PICK YOUR POCKETS, HE'S A MIME.

JEAN-JACQUES', A JUGGLER WITH A NASTY STREAK

LAST FOOL WHO CROSSED US FADED QUICK TO BLACK

I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO FIND HIM OFFICERS

BUT IF YOU DO,

PLEASE MENTION THAT,

WE'D LIKE TO HAVE RETURNED THE PRETTY KNIFE

THAT WE STUCK

TEN! TIMES! IN! HIS! BACK!

FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN

I COMMIT A NEW CRIME EVERY NIGHT

MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL

KIDS:

A WORLD OF BOOZY, FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT

NOEL:

I WANT TO BE UNE FEMME BRISÉE

(Accordian riff into a panto dance between NOEL {as Monique} and MISCHA {as Jean-Jacques}. It feels like an old black and white silent film... France, tango, juggling...)

NOEL:

FRÉDÉRIQUE'S IS A FIRE SWALLOWER

WHO DABLES IN SOME ARSON NOW AND THEN.

THE DANCING MONKEYS NAME

IS POMPIDOU

SHE'LL CRACK A SAFE BEFORE YOU

COUNT TO TEN

FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN

I COMMIT A NEW CRIME EVERY NIGHT

MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL

KIDS:

A WORLD OF BOOZY, FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT

NOEL:

I WANT TO BE UNE FEMME BRISÉE

SO NOW I TRAPISE THROUGH

FRANCE...A BROKEN GIRL

MY LIFE OF SIN IS CACTHING UP WITH ME

I'M ARRESTED AT MY FINAL SONG

THEY LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY

THE KEY

EIGHT MONTHS LATER, I CATCH TYPHOID FLU

THROUGH BARS I SEE THE UGLY LIGHT OF DAY

DYING IN MY CELL, A PRIEST KNEELS

DOWN TO ME

RICKY(as priest, French accent):

My child, do you have any final words to the lord you'd like to say?

NOEL(as Monique):

Oui, tell him that like him, I choose to burn out rather than fade away...

FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN

I COMMITT A NEW CRIME EVERY NIGHT

MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL

A WORLD OF BOOZY, FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT

FOR I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN

I COMMITT A NEW CRIME EVERY NIGHT

MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER-ENDING CARNIVAL

KIDS:

A WORLD OF BOOZY, FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHT

NOEL:

I WANT TO...

BE UNE FEMME BRI-SÉE

UNE FEMME BRISÉEEEEEEEEEEE (~6 times and riffing)

GIRLS (tracked under previous lyric): (Guys repeating "HEY")

BROKEN HEART, A LIFE OF SIN

TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN

RACETEERING, BRIBERY,

EXTORTION, FRAUD, AND FORGERY

SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR

WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA

BROKEN HEART, A LIFE OF SIN

TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN

RACETEERING, BRIBERY,

EXTORTION, FRAUD, AND FORGERY

SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR

WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA-AH

NOEL:

IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM

ENSEMBLE:

IF HE COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM

NOEL:

ID BE UNE

FEMME

BRI-SÈE!

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-Juneau

Ahahauqj- this took a while..

Also, I type this on a tablet, so sorry if the formatting is weird.

#ride the cyclone #noel gruber #monique gibeau #ride the cyclone monique #ride the cyclone noel #rtc #ride the cyclone script #noels lament

[lozplayer]

🎶🎶BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN

TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN

TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE

RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS

SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR

WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA

BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN

TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN

TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE

RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS

SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR

WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA🎶🎶

I LOVE NOEL GRUBER❤️

#noel gruber #ride the cyclone #rtc noel #noel’s lament

[maxphilippa]

Rob's Lament.

"I want to be that fucked up girl!"

"Broken heart, a flask of gin, tattooed with a safety pin, teeth all stained with nicotine, running nylons, shattered dreams, super crusty, holy terror, wild eyes and Black Mascara-"

"If he could just have one dream, he'd be that fucked up girl!"

me when me when burglore drops

(Character Swap AU is from @burgycreeper405-blog !)

#the lego movie #the lego movie 2 #lego movie #lego movie 2 #lego movie au #tlm character swap au #tlm roleswap au again #rex dangervest #emmet brickowski #tlm benny #lego movie benny #benny the spaceman #rob dangervest #benny brickowski #benny/rob

[theangriestboyintown]

BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN

TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN

TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE

RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS

SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR

WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA!!

[lifeintheworldtocome]

BROKEN HEART A FLASK OF GIN TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE RUNNING NYLONS SHATTERED DREAMS SUPER CRUSTY HOLY TERROR WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA BROKEN HEART A FLASH OF GIN TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE RUNNING NYLON SHATTERED DREAMS SUPER CRUSTY HOLY TERROR WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE DRINK ID BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#rattles the bars of my cage

[gearbox-doll]

I SING SONGS UNTIL THE BREAK OF DAWN I EMBRACE A NEW MAN EVERY NIGHT MY LIFE'S ONE NEVER ENDING CARNIVAL A WORLD OF BOOZY FLOOZY FLASHING LIGHTS I WANT TO BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL I WANNA BE THAT FUCKED GIIIIIRLLLLLL OOOOOOH

(broken heart a flask of gin tattooed with a saftey pin teeth all stained with nicotine running nylons shattered dreams super crusty holy terror wild eyes and black mascara broken heart a flask of gin tattooed with a saftey pin teeth all stained with nicotine running nylons shattered dreams super crusty holy terror wild eyes and black mascara)

IF I COULD HAVE JUST ONE DREAM

(if he could have just one dream)

I'D BE THAT FUCKED UP GIRL

#ride the cyclone #noel gruber #noels lament #god #the transgender vibe song

[buffporcupine]

who wants to be the “BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN, TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN, TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE, RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS, SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR, WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA, BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN, TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE, RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS, SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR, WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA” to my “G I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I R L”

#noel’s lament

[creatorofcalmqueerchaos]

BROKEN HEART FLASK OF GIN TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA

#noel's lament #ride the cyclone

[quietrobots]

SUPER CRUSTY HOLY TERROR WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA

#I WANT TO BE. THAT. FUCKED UP GIRL. #‘um this song is about wanting to be a hooker🤨’ I DO NOT CARE!!!!!!!! #quietroart #transfem!flint #tag this as genderbend I gut you

[malaisequotes]

“Broken heart, a flask of gin, tattooed with a safety pin, teeth all stained from nicotine, running nylons, shattered dreams, super crusty, holy terror, wild eyes, and black mascara.”

Noel's Lament from Ride the Cyclone

#Noel's Lament #Ride the Cyclone #Musical #Quote

[cherry-whxre]

Sometimes you just gotta...

.

.

.

BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN!

TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN!

TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE!

RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS!

SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR!

WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA!

BROKEN HEART, A FLASK OF GIN!

TATTOOED WITH A SAFETY PIN!

TEETH ALL STAINED WITH NICOTINE!

RUNNING NYLONS, SHATTERED DREAMS!

SUPER CRUSTY, HOLY TERROR!

WILD EYES AND BLACK MASCARA!

.

Y'know?

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

I want to be those fucked up boys I wanna be those fucked up booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooys (Broken heart, a flask of gin Tattooed with a safety pin Teeth all stained with nicotine Running nylons, shattered dreams Super crusty, holy terror Wild eyes and black mascara Broken heart, a flask of gin Tattooed with a safety pin Teeth all stained with nicotine Running nylons, shattered dreams Super crusty, holy terror Wild eyes and black mascara)

If I could have just one dreeeam I’D BE THOSE FUCKED UP BOYS

#me when Joe and orel #noel’s lament #trans moment #hhhhhh #not a vent I just wanna be like Joe and Orel