Pizzelle: What happened to Rita?
The bartender: she died.
Pizzelle: she what?
The bartender: she died, but she's okay.
Pizzelle:...Can you please clarify?
Rita: Clarification is for the weak
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I made a Pizza Tower AU! : Candy Castle
So the jist of it is, it’s a Swap AU, based off of the hit fangame Sugary Spire, but Instead of swapping the personalities and roles of the characters, it just swaps the roles of the characters, keeping the personalities of the characters the same. This AU idea was inspired off of the Undertale AU TS!Underswap that does the same thing. Some swapped roles are based of Sugary Spire and some are just my idea.
In this AU, Peppino never went into war, (yes i know that McPig said it wasn’t canon but shhh), because of that, he never got his pizza business going. He instead became shrouded in debt, needing to work unfulfilling dead-end jobs to make ends meet, as his involvement as a war veteran actually paid the bills and the pizza shop he could have bought. Instead, Theodore/Teddy Gobbstopper (The Noise), a New Yorker stereotype, sugar-obsessed candy confectioner buys out the building that would’ve became Peppino’s Pizza Shop, now named “Teddy’s Candy”.
A corporate candy company builds a nearby castle/factory across from Teddy’s candy shop. The money hungry boss of the company sends his mascot of the company, Granny Candydimples who warns Teddy that they’ll smash his candy shop with a comically large hammer if he doesn’t do anything about it. Teddy gives in, pops in a few butterscotch candies in his mouth and sugar rushes to the Candy Castle at Mach 4 speed.
Some Tidbits of the Characters shown so far! :
Teddy Gobbstopper - The Noise:
He gained his earnings as a TV show actor for half of his life. As a sugar-addicted maniac, he’s always been relying on candy to aid his needs at all times. His love for candy sparked his desires to become a candy maker and is the reason why he’s always on a never-ending sugar rush, annoying the hell out of people when he’s around others. But because of rival corporations stealing his customers, he’s become in debt.
Suzy Sugarplum - Noisette :
She owns a separate candy shop of her own and is also affected by the rival candy corporation. Teddy and Suzy fell in love after meeting in the Candy Castle, although Teddy tries to hide these feelings. She later tames a hedgehog named Sock. She’s very optimistic and silly, but she means serious business when it comes to candy sales.
Mr. LollyStick - Pizzahead:
He’s Teddy’s landlord and accountant who always bugs him to pay his bills by acting overly annoying in a joyful type of way, popping out of absolutely nowhere and playing endless pranks if you don’t pay your taxes on time. While he doesn’t care about the money as much, he does want to make ends meet.
Captain Crackle - Peppino Spaghetti :
Full name, Peppino Ravioli Crackle, has been in debt for years, trying to work his way into finally fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning a Pizza Parlor. He’s been subjected to signing a painstaking lifelong contract of selling his likeness to be the mascot of a sugary cereal brand, Captain Crackle, a joyful, charming cereal pirate roaming the 7 milky seas. He even had to change his last name as part of the contract. He’s a short-tempered anxious mess, constantly wondering if he’ll make it out of debt and out of a job he hates. He seeks comfort and joy out of the little time he has out of work, making pizza and singing opera tunes in the kitchen.
Mr. Gus - Gustavo :
Like Peppino, Gus, full name Gustavo, also is in debt, hoping to also open a restaurant of his own. He’s Captain Crackle’s sidekick who does most of the work and he’s also a bunny themed mascot for his own cereal Chocklinz, where he always gets bullied by goblins who tell him “Chocklinz are for Goblins”. He secretly works on the side as a bartender at a hidden place called Gus’s Soda Tavern.
Oh, and here’s the Swap Chart! :
The Noise <--> Peppino
Noisette <--> Gustavo
Pizzahead <--> Mr. Stick
Snick <--> Brick
Gerome the Janitor <--> Pepperman
The Priest <--> The Vigilante
The Fake Peppino counterpart would be a Fake Ted, but maybe instead of being like a mutant science experiment maybe it will be a weird rusty robot version of Teddy,
Granny Pizza (The pizza that guides you through the tutorial and stuff) <--> Pizzaface
Mort The Chicken from the hit game Mort The Chicken <--> Cookie Blair from the Copyright Hit game Cookie’s Bustle
I’ll be making a Part 2 in the near future! Stay tuned fellas!
(Oh, and if you want to make fan art of my AU, please do! Just be sure to credit me as the creator of the AU and link my blog page!)
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(spoiler ig) goddamn im pretty good at drawing him
i would be lying if I said this wasn't my first time
(Btw this is only a wip, once I do the second layer it'll look more cartoony)
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Fairytale Spire Cast
(Penelope) Pizzelle & (Rachel) Rosette: Vegan Butchers
Coneboy: Witch
Coneball, Pizzano & Fake Pizzano: Big Bad Wolves (By Most Evilest To Least: Pizzano, Coneball, Fake Pizzano)
Fake Pizzelle: Thumblina
Mr. Stinky & The G: Two Of The Three Little Pigs
Gumbob: Genie
The Bartender: Fairy/Talking Tinkerbelle
Painter: Troll From Three Billy Goats Gruff
Applejim: Humpy Dumpty
The Sheriff: Another Hunter From Red Riding Hood
Marbles: The Frog Prince
The Confettis: The Billy Goats Gruff
Rudy & Jerald: The Other Pigs
& Yogurt & Snitch: Peter Rabbit's Two Friends. (Forgot Their Names.)
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