#straightbois

[weezeryuri]

Scobile FOREVER peace and love on planet wallace polycule

that’s why his ass was so embarrassed

#you slept with two men didn’t you straightboy

[autismmydearwatson]

Oh my God it's renfield. Oh my God it's RENFIELD!!!!!!!!!! (Growling barking running in circles around my enclosure) RENFIELD RENFIELD RENFIELD RENFIELD RENFIELD

Oh and Seward i guess

#RENFIELDS BACK!!!!!!!! #OUTTA MY WAY STRAIGHTBOY #dracula daily #may 25th #rm renfield

[slashermary]

as a watcher of 2000s television will arnett is kind of like a gay icon to me. unfortunately :/

#look. sometimes ppl will grow up watching 30 rock and arrested development and straightboy actors will become the lanky gay man🤷🏻‍♀️ #i cannot change this. that’s my best friend gay gob and gay devon banks. from childhood. unfortunately i cannot change this #caroline.txt

[thedevilsrain]

epic divorce couple

#i love dorian so much...... literally outta my way straightboy #led zeppelin shoujo yaoi manga tag

[pangolen]

actually i would never complain about shion's tits ever again if rimuru was also seen sitting in men's laps. we already get some equality in skimpy dress but it's lacking in the showing-it-off department

#pangorambles #and where's the fantasy of sitting specifically in geld's lap huh? #hey. hey fuse. fuse are you listening to me. fuse. that brief moment in the movie was good but we need more geld fanservice #there's enough shion fanservice. we get it. shes hot and loyal #but you know who else is hot and loyal? geld #good job though on making veldora half naked at all times btw. that was a good call. #actually i'll also take rimuru sitting in veldora's lap. that even sounds more plausible #listen i'm open to discussion #and look i know the light novels were written in first person so it would've caused problems with the straightboys in the audience #but we're visual now #and visually rimuru is cute and androgynous #you could put him in anyones lap and it would only be schrodinger's gay #hey hey is anyone listening. is this thing on #being gay and into isekai is suffering

[falinscloaca]

people taking this as evidence that DENJI’S bi are the stupidest fucking idiots on earth i’m sorry hope your complete lack of contextual reasoning or basic goddamn tact doesn’t get you hurt in the years to come

#chainsaw man spoilers #IM. NEUTRAL. ON BI DENJI. I PREFER IT TO STRAIGHTBOY DENJI BUT I HAVE MY OWN SHIT COOKING. THIS ISN’T ABOUT THE HEADCANON ITSELF #CONSIDER THE FUCKING SITUATION HERE AND HOW DENJI IS ALREADY RATHER VULGAR AND SEX-OBSESSED (ESP. IN HIGHER STRESS ENVIRONMENTS) #NOTHING ABOUT THAT REQUEST WAS ASPIRATIONAL OR HOPEFUL ITS JUST WHAT HIS BRAIN JUMPED TO BC YOSHIDA’S BEEN *STALKING HIM*

[rotten-rodentia]

#would you like to be straightboy bffs

[marxistcomedy]

9 , 51 , 78

9 - coco chanel / eladio carrion, bad bunny

51 - creve couer 1 / hobo johnson

78 - can’t cool me down / car seat headrest

#gay ass straightboy song selection

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

i hate it that straight dudes have a claim on petite girls, like no those aren’t for you, god made them for average height girls to have a cute height difference with

i need to feel like a tall prince for this little lady

#step out of the way straightboy

[babylonbirdmeat]

OH Voodoo Crystals' description on bandcamp is just FAGGOT WITCH so you know they're cool

#hare.pdf #reclaimed slur #IDK someone will probably want it tagged #I'm assuming it's reclaimed that's not straightboy behavior #Also OH SHIT they've released new stuff THIS MONTH

[65binary]

men, get buzzcuts. this is an order

#esp straight men who think/know their girlfriend won't like it #is she attracted to you or your hair straightboy. do you want to be hot or do you want to cater to people externalizing their own insecurit

[sostrangerous]

https://twitter.com/94ws_/status/1678961123641659392?t=92TAb89MyT_T5Vif8jraVA&s=19

ah cute!!!!

#adorable <333 #marks straightboy energy is so funny i love him #ask

[thedevilsrain]

hes the best characterrr

#i love this scene sooo much #like eberbach even jokingly says 'hah i told you not to look at me and you looked' #and dorians immediate response is 'can i lick the blood off your wound with my tongue'. i love him so much #outta my way straightboy im boutta get it #led zeppelin shoujo yaoi manga tag

[silver-la-pixels]

unrealistic fear: i invite somone cute over n shit, but then they see any of the following->

(my manga library, copious amounts of handheld game cartridges that i’ve carefully amassed over the years, shitty drawings, train wreck of a playlist, and/or an unhealthy amount of blogging about utau) and nope out of there.

#i like them but aparently to basic straightboys its the equivalent of a middle school boy #and idk its hard to find irl people like the ones ones on the internet

[dwtogies]

straightnap is real you are so brave for speaking out about it !

i promise to platform only the truth and nothing but the truth 💯💯

#GO STRAIGHTBOY GOOOOO ! #echochamber

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

The difference

Sonic: I can't kill Eggman ... I'm just not a killer!

Shadow: I can't kill Ivo ... he's family, he's Maria's cousin.

Silver, shoving past them: Outta my way, straightboys, I'm gonna commit some homicide!

Sonic: But neither of us is str

#shenanigans #philosophy #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #shadow robotnik #doctor eggman #maria robotnik #mlm #sonadow #(I GUESS?????)