#star tours is the only thing keeping the park from devolving into complete chaos /hj

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sorry it’s late and I’m tired which always is gonna mean theme park rants

#sassy speaks #saw someone on yt earlier say they should tear down star tours as if that ride isn’t galaxys edge crowd control and also my favorite #like if we didn’t have star tours and one or god forbid BOTH galaxys edge attractions went down the whole park would be screwed #same with matterhorn same with space mountain #star tours is the only thing keeping the park from devolving into complete chaos /hj #it’s also in 4 of the 6 disney parks around the world. tbh instead of getting rid of 1 they should add 2 #like WHY do neither of the parks in china have star tours it feels targeted #did market testing just show it wouldn’t do well bc i don’t think that’s ever stopped them #considering in japan its literally always a walk on. canoe levels of no lines. #anyways uhm star tours 1401 you are clear for departure etc etc