#stanley knife whump pls

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Checking it twice

Jay sat at the kitchen table, making an attempt to wrap the last presents, swamped by wrapping paper and his to-do list of gifts.

"Don't you touch that," he said without looking up when he noticed his stanley knife slowly sliding away from him. Like he was living with a cat trying to swipe the ribbons...

Zayne grinned and sat across from him. "Do I get a present, too?"

"I don't know." Jay bit off a piece of tape. "Have you been nice this year?"

"So nice."

"I think Santa's scale might tip more towards naughty."

"I'm house sitting for you. That's nice."

"You're taking advantage of the fact that I'm away for four days, that's not house sitting. Also doesn't cancel out months of literal torture."

"Speaking of torture..."

Jay sighed and picked up the stanley knife again before Zayne could swipe it and compare its sharpness to his own knife. The hungry look on his face when he slid it easily through the wrapping paper didn't go unnoticed.

"If I give you a present," he started, "will you promise to leave me alone the days before Christmas so I can go see my family without limping?"

"Hm..."

"Peace on earth and all that?"

"What present?"

"There's an ice cake in the freezer. Meant to bring with me, but it won't survive the trip. All yours."

Zayne got up without a word and Jay heard the crunch of the freezer door behind him. Heard an eager and somewhat impressed "Ohh" and some rustling. Then Zayne slid into his seat again.

"Deal."

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Merry Xmas lovelies!

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#the only xmas Zayne gets to celebrate is in prison #but we can have a little treat #and so can he #hiwthi #hiwthi shitposts #hiwthi drabbles #lightly based on the fact that the ice cake I wanted was *sold out* #stanley knife whump pls