Hello! Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Now get ready for some Valentine’s Day incorrect quotes!
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Dogday: *kisses Catnap*
Catnap: !
Dogday: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
Catnap: Did- did I what?
Dogday: My chapstick, Catnap. Did you steal it?
Bobby BearHug : Dogday, for the love of God, not this again.
Catnap: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Dogday: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole f--- ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my f---ing chapstick.
Catnap: Chocolate and popcorn?
Bobby BearHug : Why do you think it got discontinued?
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Kickinchicken : *sees Catnap and Dogday together*
Kickinchicken : They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Bobby BearHug : You mean... you ship them?
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*at 3am*
Kickinchicken : *runs into Dogday’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!
Dogday: *wakes up* Dude!
Kickinchicken : *cackles*
Catnap: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Dogday* What the f---, Kickinchicken ?
Kickinchicken : *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-
(Don’t worry they had a sleepover, they did not “it”, ya nasty.)
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Catnap: Goodnight to the love of my life, Dogday, and f--- the rest of y'all.
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(Congratulations! You've stumbled upon a secret message from me (the programmer of this generator): <img src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/039/484/cover7.jpg" width="100%" height="auto">
I look at you with my autistic eyes.) this is amazing. How did this happen?
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Hoppy hopscotch : Hi.
Bobby BearHug : Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?
Hoppy hopscotch : I did.
Bobby BearHug : And what did they say?
Hoppy hopscotch : “Thank you.”
Bobby BearHug : You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?
Hoppy hopscotch : They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Kickinchicken said, “Thank you.”
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Catnap: Come on, Kickinchicken . Nobody actually believes that Dogday is in love with me.
Kickinchicken , to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Dogday is helplessly in love with Catnap.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Catnap: Dogday, put your hand down.
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Dogday: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Catnap: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Bobby BearHug : And you just ran away?!
Dogday: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Catnap, holding a rock: Dogday just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Hoppy hopscotch : If you don't marry them, I will.
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Kickinchicken: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Dogday: *raises hand*
Catnap: *puts their hand down*
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Dogday: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Catnap: Yes?
Dogday: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Catnap: F---.
Dogday: It's gonna be a fun week!
Catnap: I'm going to Bobby BearHug 's house.
Dogday: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherf---er.
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(Thank you for reading! Bye!<3)
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