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mayhemproduces · 6 months
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Dyln Blaine (c) vs Mike Bailey- MPW Stardust Championship
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Our opening contest at Hell on Earth this year was the Stardust Championship match, as MPW outsider and one of the best technical wrestlers on planet earth, Speedball Mike Bailey, looks to capture the MPW Stardust Champion from the cocky, brash, and arrogant champion, Dyln Blaine, flanked tonight by the rest of GenZ, Lilith Brookes his mentor, and his tag team partners, Mikey Montgomery & Eric Taylor. One has to think the numbers game is going to play into this match at some point tonight, but Speedball Mike Bailey might be just talented enough to overcome it. 
Referee Jake Clemons takes the belt from Dyln, and rings the bell, the two circling one another, before quickly locking up, Speedball quickly getting the advantage and slipping behind Dyln, before twisting him around, catching him with an arm drag, before trapping Dyln’s arm in an arm bar! Speedball with a an advantage early on! Speedball wrenches the arm, but Dyln quickly back up to his feet, escaping and putting Speedball in an arm lock of his own, but Speedball cartwheels through and reverses the pressure back into a wrist lock on Dyln. Dyln rolls forward, and then backward to get out of the wrist lock, before taking control of Speedball’s arm himself, twisting it around, and trapping Speedball in a hammerlock. Speedball reverses it into one of his own, before transitioning to a headlock takedown, getting Dyln back on the mat. Dyln uses his legs to free himself, before both men quickly kip up to their feet, Dyln taking a swing at Bailey, but Bailey ducks, and launches a roundhouse kick at Dyln’s head, which Dyln ducks! Dyln quickly rolls out of the ring to get his bearings after an early stalemate with Mike Bailey, both men dead even so far!
Dyln takes his time walking around the outside, as Lilith shouts at Clemons to keep Speedball in the ring. Dyln takes a deep breath as Mikey starts massaging his shoulders, and Lilith walks over to coach up her young protege. After a couple of moments, and a short huddle, Dyln rolls back into the ring. Speeball and Dyln circle each other once again before Dyln stops, and extends a hand to Speedball, apparently asking to shake is hand. Mike Bailey looks out to the crowd, and basically asks them if he should accept it, almost the entire Seattle crowd shouting that he should not. Speedball doesn’t listen to our fans, however, and does in fact shake Dyln’s hand, which proves to be a mistake as Dyln tries to kick him in the gut… only for Speedball to catch Dyln’s leg! Speedball saw it coming a suckered Dyln in! 
Speedball kicks out Dyln’s other leg before hitting the ropes, Dyln trying to drop down to trip Bailey up but Speedball handsprings over him, before Dyln charges Bailey, Bailey ducking the clothesline and sending Blaine into the ropes, before Bailey leapfrogs Blaine, and then tries to catch him in a roll up, but Dyln rolls over Bailey and hits the ropes, only to get caught by an armdrag from Speedball on the rebound! Dyln gets up and tries to charge Speedball again, only to get dropped by a stiff kick right to the chest! Wow! 
Dyln gets up, clutching his chest, and a dropkick from Mike Bailey sends him to the outside! Speedball turns and hits the ropes for a dive, but Dyln jumps back up onto the apron, only to eat a BIG kick from Bailey, knocking him back to the floor! Speedball then turns and runs, before leaping onto the second turnbuckle, and then leaping OVER the top rope, crashing down onto Dyln with a second rope Moonsault to the outside! What an amazing display of athleticism from Speedball Mike Bailey! 
Almost the entire crowd here in Seattle starts up a chant of “Speedball! Speedball! Speedball!” as Mike Bailey gets back to his feet, picking Dyln up and chopping him in the chest, sending Dyln stumbling into the guardrail as he tries to get away from Bailey. Speedball shoves Dyln against the ropes, before measuring and blasting Dyln with another kick straight to the chest, before grabbing Dyln and throwing him back into the ring. Dyln picks himself up, using the turnbuckles to do so, before Mike Bailey nails him with another stiff chop. Dyln looks as if he’s regretting all of his life choices at this moment, as Speedball grabs him to whip him across the ring, as Dyln lands in the opposite corner and Bailey nails Dyln with a BIG Yakuza kick in the corner! Dyln looks like he might not know where he is right now due to all these kicks to the head and chest! Mike Bailey lifts Dyln up and slams him down, before Bailey slaps the turnbuckle pad a couple times, getting the crowd clapping, before Bailey jumps off the bottom rope, pushes himself up into the air for some height, and then drops both knees down on Dyln’s sternum! That’s gotta hurt! Mike Bailey into the cover!
1…2… Kickout!
Dyln Blaine out at two. Dyln tries to find his breath again as both Eric Taylor and Mikey Montgomery jump up onto the apron, but Speedball charges both men, taking a swing at the both of them, not connecting but getting both men back down to the floor all the same. As Speedball turns back around, Dyln charges him, but Bailey sends Dyln up and over the rope, Dyln catching himself on the apron. Speedball gets himself out on the apron as well, and tries to kick Dyln, but Dyln catches the leg, and throws one of Bailey’s legs back into the ring, before Dyln kicks the ropes, essentially committing a low blow on Mike Bailey as the rope gets kicked into his beanbag! Mike Bailey cries out in pain, but that’s nothing compared to what Dyln Blaine does next, grabbing Speedball by the head, and dropping him down onto the ring apron with a neckbreaker! Bailey’s head, neck, and spine driven down onto the hardest part of the ring! 
Dyln takes a quick victory lap, quite proud of himself for that one, before he grabs Speedball and gets him back into the ring. Dyln grabs Speedball and uses the ropes and his knee to choke Speeball against the ropes, causing Jake Clemons to do his best to pull Dyln off of Bailey. He’s successful, but as Clemons has his back turned, repremanding the young champion, Lilith sneaks up from behind and continues to choke Speedball with the rope! More underhanded tactics by GenZ! Lilith gets off of Speedball just as the ref turns back around, and as Speedball rolls into the corner, Dyln keeps the underhanded tactics going, using his foot to choke Mike Bailey. Clemons once again forces the champion off the challenger, demanding he get Bailey off the ropes and out of the corner. Dyln does just that, grabbing Speedball up and trying to lift him for a suplex, but Speedball blocks it, and shoves Dyln away, before charging him again. Dyln ducks the clothesline, and turns, sliding out of the ring and pulling Mike Bailey’s feet out from under him as he does, before Dyln jumps back up on the apron, over the top rope, before driving his foot down onto the small of Mike Bailey’s back! Ouch! Pins and needles might be shooting up Speedball’s spine after a move like that! 
The champion is once again quite proud of himself as he raises his hands up into the air, and soaks in the boos from this capacity Seattle crowd. Dyln then turns and hits the ropes, before charging back, swinging on the ropes as if he was performing a 619, and then drops his full body down onto Speedball, Dyln’s momentum adding to the impact of the splash! Both legs hooked, cover on the challenger!
1….2… Kickout!
Speedball kicks out at two. Dyln gets up and throws Speedball out of the ring, before grabbing Jake Clemons and putting his arm around him, walking Clemons to the other side of the ring, seemingly to have a conversation with him about something. While this happens, on the outside, both Mikey Montgomery & Eric Taylor grab Speedball and hold him up by his arms, as Lilith twirls her bat around, apparently about to try and hit a homerun using Speedball as… well, a ball. Before Lilith can swing however, Clemons turns around and quickly puts a stop to it, yelling at all three of them outside of the ring! Lilith tries to throw her bat away, and plead innocence, as do the former Bitcoin Boiz, letting go of Speedball, but it’s too late! 
“You, you, and you! You’re OUTTA HERE!” 
Clemons with the ol’ Orlando Wind Up, pointing to the back, Clemons has ejected GenZ from ringside! Dyln tries to grab Clemons to plead the case, but he’s already made his mind up! Mikey, Eric, and Lilith have been thrown out of ringside! This match is one on one from here on out! And Seattle LOVES it! 
Lilith, Mikey, and Eric pout to the back, and now Dyln’s all alone. Mike Bailey has a big smile on his face as he knows it too, as he gets up onto the apron. Dyln tries to charge him, but Speedball nails Dyln with a forearm, before grabbing Dyln and slamming his head into the top turnbuckle! Speedball tries to do it again, but Dyln blocks this time, catching Speedball with a back elbow. Dyln jumps up onto the second rope, but before he can do anything, Speedball uses the ropes to leap up and catch Dyln with a big kick to the chin, knocking Dyln back off the ropes! Speedball leaps up to the top rope, and as Dyln turns back around, Speedball catches him with a BIG Missile Dropkick! Holy shit! 
Speedball is fired up, and so is this crowd, as he gets back to his feet, measuring Dyln, before catching him with a spin kick to the gut, and then dropping Dyln to his knees with a big downward kick to the shoulder, and then blasting Dyln in the chest with another stiff kick! The educated feet of Speedball Mike Bailey might be the most dangerous in the world, and Dyln is finding that out first hand! Speedball takes a couple steps back, before charging in, and crashing down on Dyln with a Running Corkscrew Shooting Star Press! Cover! 
1….2… Kickout!
That was like 2.75, Speedball nearly capturing the title there! Speedball is undeterred though, measuring Dyln as he gets back to his knees, looking for a big head kick, but Dyln ducks, and is quickly back up in the corner. Speedball tries to charge in, but Dyln moves out of the way, before he catches Speedball in the back of the head with a leaping enziguri! Speedball stumbles back, and drops to his hands and knees as Dyln leaps up to the second rope, and crashes down across Speedball’s back with a Swanton, before keeping his momentum going to roll all the way across the ring and back to his feet. With Speedball now flat on his back, Dyln charges again, this time using the corner turnbuckles to launch himself up, and then crash down onto Speedball with an Imploding 450! Then, to finish it off, Dyln picks Speedball back up, before dropping him with a BIG twisting suplex, driving Mike Bailey down into the mat! Dyln hooks the leg, and this might be it! To retain the Stardust Title!
1….2… Kickout!
Speedball out at two again! Dyln almost can’t believe it, and between the fact that this match was still going, and the fans chanting “Lets Go Speedball!” Dyln is looking just a bit annoyed right about now. Dyln gets back to his feet, and climbs up to the second rope, trying to drown out the fans, but before he can do anything, Mike Bailey is back on his feet again as well, before jumping up to the second rope along with Dyln! Dyln tries to knock Speedball off with a couple of right hands, but Speedball shuts Dyln down with a forearm right to the gut! Speedball climbs up to the top rope, like he’s looking for a Frankensteiner, but Dyln is quick to catch Speedball with a couple of right hands in return, shutting down that plan. Dyln shoves Speedball off the top, who moonsaults back and lands on his feet, but lands in such a way that Dyln leaps off and attempts a sunset flip, but Speedball manages to roll through, get to his feet, and BLAST Dyln with a Penalty Kick! Speedball isn’t done yet, as he sets his feet, measures, and then flips backward, before dropping himself down on Dyln with a knees first standing Moonsault! Double knees right to the sternum! Cover!
1….2… Kickout!
The champion out at two, retaining his title at least for the moment! But Speedball could be closing in rapidly! Dyln gets up, clutching his chest, as Speedball measures, and DRILLS Dyln with the big roundhouse kick! Goodnight, sweet prince! New Champ! Cover!
1….2…. KICKOUT!
Dyln Blaine somehow manages to kick out! Perhaps we didn’t give the young champion enough credit for his resilience, holy shit! That kick would’ve knocked most human beings clean out! Dyln rolls out to the apron, and manages to pick himself back up, just as Speedball comes charging in once again, Dyln catches the kick Speedball launches at him, but is dropped when Speedball drops down and sweeps the champion’s legs out from under him. Speedball then gets back up onto the apron, and measures, looking for that standing knees-first moonsault again, but this time, Dyln rolls back into the ring, and both of Mike Bailey’s knees land HARD on the ring apron! Bailey lets out a cry of agony as he falls to the floor, and Dyln finally has a moment to actually get his bearings about him. 
Speedball fights back to his feet, and tries to climb back up into the ring, but Dyln jumps up onto the second rope, and as Speedball tries to get back in, Dyln clips him in the back of the head with a knee drop! That might be it, cover on the challenger!
1….2… Kickout!
Bailey out at two! Dyln gets back to his feet, and stands over Speedball, looking down at his opponent as the French-Canadian struggles to stand. Dyln picks him the rest of the way, and nails him with a stiff forearm, but Bailey answers back in earnest, drilling Dyln with one of his own. Dyln doesn’t wanna back down, launching one back, and Speedball responds right away with another one in return! Back and forth these men go, launching stiff forearms back and forth, neither man backing down from the other! 
Back and forth the bombs go, until Speedball starts to get better of Dyln, catching him with forearm, after forearm, after forearm, until he tries to wind up for a big one, but Dyln instead catches him with a big kick to the face, dropping him! Dyln waits for Speedball to get back up, before trying for another kick, but Speedball grabs his leg, blocking it, before launching into Rapid Fire Speedball kicks, catching Dyln on both sides as Dyln tries to cover up, before leaping up and catching Dyln with the Enziguri! Dyln’s on shaky legs as he stumbles back into the corner, and Speedball takes a couple of spins for momentum as he charges, looking for a Torando kick, but Dyln catches it, shoving Speedball off of him. Speedball tries to charge back in, but Dyln pulls referee Jake Clemons in front of him. Speedball stops short, and moves referee Jake Clemons out of harms way, before turning right around into a big forearm from Dyln Blaine. Speedball stumbles back, and Dyln pulls himself up onto the top rope, before launching himself back for the Rocket Strap, but Bailey moves out of the way, and Dyln accidentally drops Referee Jake Clemons with his springboard cutter! We just lost the referee! 
Clemons wasn’t the intended target, and both Speedball and Dyln are a little in shock over that one, but Bailey knows he just dodged a bullet. Dyln gets back up to his knees, and Speedball tries to go after him, but Dyln, knowing there’s no ref, resorts to tactics that Liltih surely taught him, going low and tailing Mike Bailey with the low blow! 
Dyln gets a big grin on his face as he smirks, before turning and waiving to the back, and suddenly, down the ramp, here comes Lilith Brookes, Mikey Montgomery, and Eric Taylor! They were kicked out of this match, but with the referee down, here they come! 
Eric and Mikey begin to stomp away at Speedball, as Lilith goes and retrieves her bat from ringside, sliding back into the ring, and presenting the bat to Dyln, as Mikey holds Speedball’s arms. Dyln charges in with the bat, but Speedball leaps up and nails him with a kick to the face! Speedball then sends Mikey out of the ring with an armdrag, and as Eric charges in, drops him with a big kick too, sending Eric out to the floor as well! Lilith tries next, only for Speedball to dodge and send her through the ropes and to the floor, but Dyln tries to charge Speedball from behind. Speedball, with eyes in the back of his head, sends Dyln up and over the ropes, and crashing into his three colleagues on the outside! They crash and burn, and as they try to pick each other up, Mike Bailey climbs up onto the top rope, and sets his feet, before crashing down on all four members of GenZ with a HUGE Corkscrew Moonsault! 
Speedball grabs Dyln, and gets him back into the ring, before heading up to the top rope! Speedball measures and leaps off, but Dyln gets out of the way! Speedball rolls to his feet, and as Dyln charges him, Speedball drops him with a big kick to the chest! Dyln gets back up, only to eat a roundhouse that knocks Dyln into the corner! Speedball charges in, spinning as he does, before he catches Dyln with a BIG Torando Kick in the corner! Dyln’s on dream street as he drops to his hands and knees, Speedball up to the second rope, measuring, before Bailey crashes down onto Dyln with a Shooting Star Double Knee Drop! Goodnight Blaine! New Champion! Referee Jake Clemons barely conscious, but conscious enough to manage a count!
1….2….- 
Before Clemons hand can come down for a three, suddenly, a large, dark figure wearing a Death Grips hoodie, who just came out from under the ring, yanks Speedball Mike Bailey off of Dyln, and through the ropes to the outside! Clemons registers it as a kickout, but doesn’t seem aware of anything else going on at the moment! This large figure, who removes her hood to reveal, frankly, the most terrifying woman we’ve ever seen in our entire lives- tall, muscular, face stark white with thick, heavy black eyemakeup, almost like corpse paint, has Speedball Mike Bailey by the throat! She lets out what could only be described as a banshee’s whail, before lifting Speedball Mike Bailey up with only one hand, and CHOKESLAMMING Speedball down on the apron! Holy fuck! The sound of Bailey’s spine hitting the ring apron reverborates throughout the arena! 
This mystery woman… monster… whatever the fuck you wanna call her, throws Mike Bailey back into the ring, and at this point, Dyln’s up and waiting for Speedball to get back up, measuring him as he does, before springing back and catching Mike Bailey with the Rocket Strap! What the fuck is going on?! 
Dyln Blaine hooks the leg! 
1…..2….3!
“Here is your winner, and STILL MPW Stardust Champion, Dyln Blaine!” 
The huge, terrifying woman slides into the ring, as does the rest of GenZ, Lilith has a hand in front of Mikey and Eric, telling them to stay back, as Lilith eyes this woman as if she’s almost afraid of her. Dyln, on the other hand, receives his MPW Stardust championship and… Starts making out with this girl?! What the fuck is going on?! Who is she?! 
Lilith lightens up a bit, and as the kiss ends, grabs Dyln’s arm and raises it high. Whoever she is, she seems to be romantically involved with Blaine, and even worse, another member of this group of shitty kids Lilith Brookes is responsible for bringing to MPW. Speedball Mike Bailey had it won, but apparently, Lilith had an ace up here sleeve the entire time, and the MPW Stardust Championship is still around the waist of Dyln Blaine. 
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the-kipsabian · 2 years
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youre not ready for the actual sound that kick made oh my god
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