#soldiers: sergeant mactavish is so badass! i bet he got hurt doing something heroic

[cod-dump]

Soap: *hand bandaged up as he runs drills with recruits*

Soldier 1: What do you think happened to the sergeant’s hand?

Soldier 2: Probably something badass. Like he broke a window to get in a car to hotwire it

Soldier 1: Or he cut himself catching a knife while fighting hostiles

Soldier 2: Or-

(With Soap)

Soap, looking at his hand: Shit stings

Gaz: What happened again?

Soap: I was getting hot ‘n heavy with Ghost and I ended up stabbing myself with the knife he keeps under his pillow

Gaz: Oh my god-

Soap: That killed the mood quick

Gaz: Did he start crying and freaking out?

Soap: Almost instantly

Gaz, shaking his head: What a mess of a man

#soldiers: sergeant mactavish is so badass! i bet he got hurt doing something heroic #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #soapghost #ghostsoap