#solarium if you see this that post was A Banger

[total-drama-brainrot]

february has blessed me with The Sickness (i'm down with it) so apologies for not posting much these past couple days

anyway i'm still waiting for someone to write that alenoaheather fake dating au where both heather and alejandro pretend to date noah- the least intolerable person on the plane besides each other- to make the other jealous and noah Lets It Happen because it's funny and he has nothing better to do (he's read all of his books and now he's bored)

#exposing myself as an alenoaheather shipper i think they could all make each other worse /pos #solarium if you see this that post was A Banger #bonus points if neither alejandro nor heather notice that noah's “cheating” on them despite noah not even attempting to hide it #owen: gee noah! how come chris lets you have TWO partners? noah: The Ratings™ (/ref) #heather and alejandro are so caught up in each others' reactions they don't even notice noah raiding their luggage for valuables #(in his mk era) (he's using Boyfriend Privilege for everything it's worth as compensation for dealing with his Two Idiots) #eventually alejandro and heather start genuinely competing for noah's affections because they Can't Be Outdone by the other-- #and also because they might've caught feelings for him too but SHHH 🤫 #noah's autistic rizz bags him two of the most attractive partners on the show despite him looking like a wet paper bag /j #power throuple goals; two overcompetitive conventionally attractive antagonists and their wisecracking cringefail twink #total drama #td alejandro #td heather #td noah #alenoaheather #thoughtless posting #silly ideas #ophe's ranting in the tags again

[shadowron]

The Palace and The Estates in the London Sourcebook for Shadowrun (1st Edition)

America has no royalty.

Officially, at least.

The whole point of the formation of the United States was to unshackle the Colonies from the Tyranny of King George.

Whatever mate – this lad’s off to have some illegitimate children.

And while I understand the American worship of celebrity, I never got the deep obsession we have with the Royal Family. It’s not like we do this with other world Heads of State. It’s not like we go ape-drek over German Chancellor Angela Merkel in a bathing suit.

Don’t be coy, Fräulein.

Maybe it’s because they don’t have any real legal power anymore? Gone are the days of the Divine Right of Kings, so the machinations of the Queen’s issue are just our longest running soap opera.

Bob’s your uncle.

This continues to be true in 2052. In the History post summarized the various intrigues that led to the coronation of George Edward Richard de von Ausfern schplenden Schlitter crasscrenbon fried digger dingle dangle dongle dungle burstein von knacker thrasher apple banger horowitz ticolensic grander knotty spelltinkle grandlich grumblemeyer spelterwasser kurstlich himbleeisen bahnwagen gutenabend bitte ein nürnburger bratwustle gerspurten mitz weimache luber hundsfut gumberaber shönedanker kalbsfleisch mittler aucher von Windsor-Hanover as King George VIII.

Of Ulm.

Travel along the Westway towards central London and off to your right you will see…

The Palaces

But one thing the Brits do well is tradition – the buildings now are the same as they were a thousand years ago and will continue to be that way far into the future. Seriously, check out old these building are:

Palace of Whitehall – 1240 CE (official residence of the Prime Minister and Chancellor)

Palace of Westminster – 1016 CE (host to the two houses of Parliament)

Buckingham Palace – 1703 CE (the wet behind the years one and His Royal Majesty’s residence)

St James’s Palace – 1531 CE (technically a royal residence, no one lives there now)

The Estates

Wedged between the Palaces and Westway are the Estates – posh neighborhoods known for their royal residents. Even with a Luxury lifestyle – shadowrunners certainly ain’t livin’ here.

Places of Note

Peppermint Twist

The manager’s name is Tiffany. That should tell you something.

Sun Spot Solarium

The manager’s name is Amanda. That doesn’t really tell you anything.

Universal Brotherhood Meeting House

These seem like righteous lads.

#shadowrun #london #palace #angela merkel