#exposing myself as an alenoaheather shipper i think they could all make each other worse /pos

[total-drama-brainrot]

february has blessed me with The Sickness (i'm down with it) so apologies for not posting much these past couple days

anyway i'm still waiting for someone to write that alenoaheather fake dating au where both heather and alejandro pretend to date noah- the least intolerable person on the plane besides each other- to make the other jealous and noah Lets It Happen because it's funny and he has nothing better to do (he's read all of his books and now he's bored)

#exposing myself as an alenoaheather shipper i think they could all make each other worse /pos #solarium if you see this that post was A Banger #bonus points if neither alejandro nor heather notice that noah's “cheating” on them despite noah not even attempting to hide it #owen: gee noah! how come chris lets you have TWO partners? noah: The Ratings™ (/ref) #heather and alejandro are so caught up in each others' reactions they don't even notice noah raiding their luggage for valuables #(in his mk era) (he's using Boyfriend Privilege for everything it's worth as compensation for dealing with his Two Idiots) #eventually alejandro and heather start genuinely competing for noah's affections because they Can't Be Outdone by the other-- #and also because they might've caught feelings for him too but SHHH 🤫 #noah's autistic rizz bags him two of the most attractive partners on the show despite him looking like a wet paper bag /j #power throuple goals; two overcompetitive conventionally attractive antagonists and their wisecracking cringefail twink #total drama #td alejandro #td heather #td noah #alenoaheather #thoughtless posting #silly ideas #ophe's ranting in the tags again