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#so the next time dazai tries it chuuya just stabs him in the foot with his heel
whyamihereat4am · 17 days
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i think chuuya nakahara should have massive gigantic 8-inch high heels with really sharp stilettos hidden under flared pants because 1. it makes him look taller 2. he can float so he doesn't even need to learn how to walk in them 3. he'll stab people when he kicks them and 4. if dazai touched him he'd crumple like a jenga tower
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maryniss · 3 years
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Wine, Kids and Italian Rock
Fandom: Bungou Stray Dogs
Summary: Chuuya and Maneskin. That’s it.
Relationships: Dazai Osamu X Nakahara Chuuya 
Tags: Fluff, Maneskin, Soukoku adopted Child, dazai and chuuya are amazing dads
Notes: embarrassed  myself further on here too, you know
Because a glass of wine and some good music could solve everything; Chuuya didn’t think so, he knew it from experience. He threw the keys from his apartment somewhere far away; he will regret it later, but at that moment it didn’t really seem to be something important. He took his coat off and this time he was more careful with it and gently laid it down onto the couch from his big living room. He sighed and massaged his temples before dropping to one knee and pulling out a bottle of wine from his drawer and a glass.
“Dada!”
A small voice rang through the apartment and Chuuya’s first reaction was to hide the wine, but it was too late. The little devil saw it first.
“Dada, dada, drinking juice again? Why you can and I can’t? You always say I am going to get a stomachache.” Chuuya rose to his feet and put the glass and the bottle down onto the small table. He then ruffled the girl’s dark hair; his girl’s hair because now it was his, his child and he couldn’t be happier. The little one smiled showing her small teeth and Chuuya shivered. Little kids sure were terrifying and he would love to not experience if they could protect themselves or not.
“No, honey, this is different, uhm… When you grow up, you will also be able to drink without getting stomachaches.” The little girl pouted as he filled his glass.
The sun has long been gone from the sky and now that he was thinking… Klara should have also been in bed for some time. He sighed and put the glass back onto the table and took the little girl into his arms. She giggled and Chuuya smiled.
“Where is your papa, dear?” The girl looked away and Chuuya looked in the direction of the bedroom knowingly.
“He has fallen asleep again, didn’t he?” Klara still didn’t look at him, but she nodded, almost as if she was terrified her papa would get in trouble if she got his secret out. Chuuya kissed Karla on the cheek and let her down from his arms.
“And wouldn’t you also like to go to sleep?” Klara shook her head, but before she could say anything else Chuuya whoosh-ed her to go to bed, gently pushing her from behind.
“Darling, go and then dada will come too.” But the girl was still as a stone and Chuuya was still afraid of her sharp-like teeth. He groaned and he then gave up. Chuuya put his hands on his shoulders and looked authoritatively at Klara that only beamed at him, a golden aura surrounding her.
Chuuya’s heart melted at the sight. Chuuya’s heart ached at the sight.
“Ok, but you won’t stay much longer…”
“Dada! Dada!” Chuuya sipped from his glass of wine and closed his eyes.
“Yes, love?”
“Papa told me…”  Klara leaned over and whispered into Chuuya’s ear something even the moon and the stars that could be seen from Chuuya’s apartment were curious about. After the girl finished what he had to say, Chuuya lazily opened his eyes and smirked and now the moon and the stars were even more curious.
“So that’s what he said?” Klara nodded energetically, fidgeting somehow nervously with her small hands.
“He told me that you would get angry if I told you about this, but I couldn’t resist, Dada!”
Chuuya smiled because he was too tired to actually do something else. His mind was filled with the blurry images of younger versions of both him and Dazai, drunk or high, or maybe both, dancing almost naked on the tables of a bar in Paris, swimming together under the shy moon, images of them smiling and then….
‘That bastard.’
Chuuya hmph-ed and he leaned back on the sofa.
“I could never get angry at you, honey. I really love you so you know,” murmured he. His conscience was telling him to not go to sleep, to not leave a child alone in an apartment with an open wine bottle, to not let his child alone in an apartment with an open wine bottle…
But he was so sleepy! So tired, his eyelids felt dry and he didn’t want anything more than to keep them closed forever.
“Dada, dada, let’s dance together!” The next thing Chuuya knew, he was on the floor and Klara was throwing small punches at him, surprisingly strong ones for a three year old kid.
“Only the will I go to sleep, Dada! Come on, come on!” shouted she as she tried to pull Chuuya up onto his feet. Chuuya was feeling dizzy and he got up with a lot of effort, his eyes hazy, sleep still lingering onto his persona.
“But, sweetie…” he yawned and he dragged his feet to where his daughter was leading him. “ Sweetie, dada is tired… FUCK!” Chuuya slapped his mouth as soon as that word left his mouth. He made a pact with Klara; if he would ever to swear, then he would have to put a dollar into a bank account that it would later be hers. Chuuya hadn’t paid very much attention when the girl asked him about it; and now he totally regretted it.
He also had to keep his promise. How would it look if he didn’t? Every father wanted to be the hero of their children, every father wanted to be the best in their eyes.
But how could Chuuya not swear when the fucking keys literally stabbed hit foot?? When he threw his key, he knew he would regret it.
Now he did. With all of his heart. And every nerve in his body that stopped him from throwing the key out of the window.
“Dada…” Klara looked at him disappointed and his heart squeezed. He then hurried his daughter in the living room.
“So, you wanted to dance?” Klara didn’t forgot, of course the little devil didn’t, but she decided to save her father some face and screamed:
“Yes! Let’s dance, Dada!” Chuuya smiled and sighed; he escaped a disaster.
“Ok the, let’s see… Ah, yeah perfect!” He smiled as the music filled the room.
Did Dazai sleep right in the room next to him? Did Chuuya care? Maybe. Did he turn the volume at max? Yes.
Klara seemed to be enjoying the music, smiling and dancing clumsily, clearly not familiar with the genre. But she was still laughing and she still was Chuuya’s daughter and he hoped moments like these could last forever and he hoped that she would never grow up and he hoped she will come back to him like this, he hoped that she will forever be his daughter and maybe while Chuuya watched her trying to dance, a tear slipped from his eye. Maybe, because he was facing the moon backwards and no one could ever know.
His heart was already a dark sea.
“Darling, come here!” shouted Chuuya over the music as Klara jumped into his arms. He spun around with her and she giggled and Chuuya laughed whole heartedly. He took her small hand into his and looked into her eyes and sang and screamed at the same time.
Sono fuori di testa, ma diverso da loro E tu sei fuori di testa, ma diversa da loro Siamo fuori di testa, ma diversi da loro Siamo fuori di testa, ma diversi da loro  
Klara also screamed something incorrigible and she almost bumped her head into Chuuya’s.
“Turn that off!” Chuuya looked over to see Dazai standing in the door, his arms crossed to his chest, his hair still ruffled from his early sleep.
‘Cute.’
Chuuya only smirked mischievously at him and bent his knees, imitating a guitar and screaming some random Italian phrases with Klara still into his arms. The girl laughed and sometimes hiccupped and Dazai’s heart ached so bad that he thought he might just claw it out from his chest.
His two universes; so pathetic; he couldn’t believe that his world really was so small. He was disappointed in himself. He was loving himself for what he was.
Chuuya was flying a little bit above the ground now, completely lost, completely disconnected from the world.
The song came to an end and he sat down with Klara still into his arms. The girl had fallen asleep somehow. Dazai moved to take her into his arms.
“I’m going to put her into bed.” He tried to push away the images of a younger Chuuya and a younger he fooling into a bar from Paris, he tried to push away the thought of them swimming together and he didn’t succeed.
Chuuya was sweaty and exhausted and he gladly handed over the little devil.
“Go and take a shower,” whispered Dazai as he walked with Klara into his arms towards the bedroom. “Also your taste in music is shit.” Chuuya laughed and then a long silence followed.
“Pour me a glass of wine and wait for me.”
Because a glass of wine and some good music could solve everything; Chuuya didn’t think so, he knew it from experience.
   Notes: yes they did fuck on maneskin songs that night
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elliotthezubat · 6 years
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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 101
more dead apple stuff and others
 ango: .....
*footsteps*
murakoso: um...ango-
*Chuuya emerges from the shadows, glaring*
ango: chuuya. i suppose you know why i called you here?
Chuuya: "You have to be pretty desperate to call in this debt."
ango: indeed. perhaps it's our folly for allowing shibusawa to live.
Chuuya: "You think? If it wasn't for you and that bastard, they wouldn't be dead!"
ango: .....we thought that by bringing shibusawa in, we could prevent an ability user war amongst the gangs of death city, and possibly beyond, but we didnt expect-
Chuuya: "That your precious tool Shibusawa would kill 6 of my people at Dragon's Head?! That Shibusawa would go on to kill all these ability users, you sick fuck?!"
ango: we were trying to do what we thought was best for death city-
Chuuya: "They're dead!" *slams his fist into Ango's jaw*
ango: GRK-
murakoso: ANGO! *draws sword from it's holster*
Chuuya: "The Sheep. Six at Dragon's Head. Rain...This mess that Shibusawa created allowed Mori to escape...with my daughter!" *slams his foot into Ango's side*
ango: NGH-
murakoso: *aims sword at chuuya's neck* beating ango up isnt going to make it any better!
takeuchi: worst case scenario, we can try and locate mori and your child.
Chuuya: *glares at them all* "...How?"
takeuchi: this is the special abilities department, and mori _is_ an ability user, we can locate him and bring your daughter back.
ango: please. if you help us, we'll do anything you ask of us.
Chuuya: "...Anything?"
ango: yes, if not for our sakes, then for the sake of the city, and your child.
Chuuya: "...If it wasn't for Sonia...this city could burn for all I care..."
ango: .....
Chuuya: *holds up fingers, counting down* "First, you will pardon all crimes, alleged and otherwise, by the members of the Port Mafia."
ango:.....very well.
Chuuya: "And second...You get Sonia back safely."
ango:....it will be done.
Chuuya: "Then get me to where Shibusawa is."
-elsewhere-
Dazai: *looks at the crystals* "..."
Fyodor: "All according to your plan."
Dazai: “Yes...So, why did you go along with me on this?”
Fyodor: “In the end, I want a world without Abilities.” *grins* “That doesn’t mean I don’t want an entertaining interlude first.” *holds out two crystals* "One brings all visible Ability users to one location. The other crystallizes Abilities."
Dazai: *pauses* "..." *touches both*
-FWOOOOM-
-a vortex forms in the center of the room, sucking up all the crystals in the process-
Dazai: “Now to touch this vortex, and it’ll be the end of all of this--”
-SHRK-
Dazai: "URK!" *coughs*
shibusawa: *has stabbed dazai literally in the back* didnt i tell you, mr dazai? there's nothing that surpasses my expectations~
Dazai: “But the door--”
Fyodor: *small laugh* *twirls a key on his finger*
Dazai: *trying to sigh, but in pain* *in Russian* <Typical…Heh...This is new...>
Fyodor: <Cliche, but still--entertaining.>
Dazai: *collapses, struggling to breathe*
shibusawa: in the end, there was only one target, mr dazai~
Fyodor: *smiling*
shibusawa: tell you what, i'll let you in on a little secret. that knife was laced with a slow acting poison. so now you can savor your death, like you've wanted for so long.
Dazai: *opens his mouth, but can't talk, coughing blood*
Fyodor: *slowly approaches behind Shibusawa*
Dazai: *passes out*
-something begins to appear, a clear crystal-
shibusawa: *huge grin as they reach out*
-however, the crytal joins the others in the vortex, creating a singularity-
shibusawa: !!!! WHAT?!
Fyodor: *searching through his coat* “Unfortunate. Even if you acquire Dazai’s ability, Shibusawa, it won’t help you regain what you lost: your memories.”
shibusawa: ?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN, DOSTOYEVSKY?!
Fyodor: “Let me jog your memory--”
*SLICE*
shibusawa: GRK- *their throat begins bleeding*
Fyodor: “--of the time when you died.” *holds up a knife*
shibusawa: *collapses* fa....ther....
{shibusawa: *a young child* ....}
{Shibusawa's Father: *reviewing notes*}
{shibusawa: ....}
{draconia member: hey, isnt that shibusawa's kid?}
{draconia member 2: yeah, the one with that ability, right?}
{draconia member 3: just a tool for daddy's work. can that thing even think for itself?}
{-that's right. for as long as i could remember, i had always been in my father's shadow. i was nothing more than a tool-}
{Shibusawa Father's: "Come here."}
{shibusawa: yes, father?}
{Shibusawa's Father: "Follow me...We have to discuss the next step in this research."}
{-of course. my father's research. my _father's_ legacy...-}
{shibusawa: .....}
{Shibusawa's Father: "You will carry on after me...Find what I have not."}
{-even after he died, i carried _his_ burden. i never truely had anything to call my own....and yet.....the feeling of death.....feels familiar...-}
-elsewhere-
atsushi: *facing a door in his mind*
odasaku: you sure you want to do this?
atsushi: (i have to.)
odasaku: ...you know once you see it, you wont be able to unsee it again.
atsushi:...(i know.....) *he opens the door*
-...-
{shibusawa: so, mr nakajima, was it? how are you feeling?}
{*tied to a chair is seven-year-old Atsushi*}
{Young!Atsushi: *paralyzed*}
{shibusawa: from whay i heard, you have quite the unusual ability. and i havent been able to obtain it like normal. curious. very curious. nothing a little shock therapy cant fix, right? ^^}
{Young!Atsushi: "N-No...Please...Stop..."}
{shibusawa: now, this may hurt quite a bit. *hits the switch*}
{Young!Atsushi: *convulses, too stunned to make any noise but a small squeak, his body twisting under the electricity*}
{-a small blue crystal begins to form-}
{shibusawa: *wide grin* yes, that's it, come on...}
{Young!Atsushi: *SCREAMS*}
{*some light shines out of Atsushi's head*}
{shibusawa: ??}
{*the tiger forms out of Atsushi--and slaps Shibusawa's hand away from the crystal*}
{shibusawa: *holding their hand, yelling out in pain* GAH! w-WHAT?!}
{*The tiger takes the crystal in its jaws--and bites down onto it*}
{shibusawa: NO!!}
{*The tiger faces Shibusawa--and brings down its claws--*}
{shibusawa: !!!!!!!!}
{*SLASH*}
shibusawa:....i......i died......
atsushi: i.........i killed them.......
shibusawa: im...dead? no...nonononono that's not possible! i returned to the castle that day! i know it!
{shibusawa: *stumbling into the castle* ......}
shibusawa: it was that day that-....that....
{lux: *freaking out* MASTER SHIBUSAWAAAAA! t-t-the witch!}
{shibusawa: ??}
{Lux: "Th-The Witch...Master..." *shaking*}
{nox: the witch...the witch has given birth.}
{shibusawa: ?! }
{-in a room, a young woman with white eyes is holding a small infant-}
{shibusawa:.........}
{woman: *looks up and smiles* look tatsuhiko, it's our daughter, miyuri.}
{miyuri: *opens her eyes and smiles at shibusawa*}
shibusawa:....ha...hahaha....so that's it.....that damn witch....she put a curse on me...
-meanwhile, in the draconia room-
Fyodor: *picks up a skull from a bowl of apples* *grins* "Now, for the finale..."
-the skull is sucked up into the singularity, causing the fog to turn red and the singularity to mutate-
-the vortex seems to pull dazai in as well-
Fyodor: "How selfish of you...Even in death, you wish to watch the city go right to hell..." *turns away, smiling*
-the vortex seems to be mutating into...a dragon?!-
Fyodor: "Had you considered, in the midst of the Dragon’s Breath, my ability never once tried to do me harm?"
-a figure appears, resembling fyodor, with a light purple tone to its coloration appears, a red crystal on it's hand and holding an apple-
Fyodor: "I am crime."
CP: i am punishment.
-the ability shatters the red crystal and returns to fyodor slowly-
Fyodor + Crime and Punishment: "And crime and punishment, are quite good friends..."
dragon: *ROOOOAR*
Fyodor: "Soon, the fog will expand and consume this world. The dragon of the fog that consumes all abilities...like a dead apple..."
-elsewhere-
miyuri: *walking along and humming* hmmmmm......are we there yet, sana? Owo
Sonia: "I'm not certain..." *looks around*
miyuri: hmmm, i remember she lived in a tall building....but i dont remember which one. ^^;
onia: "Who was this person?"
miyuri: oh right! it was a while back when miyuri got lost in the outside the first time. everything looked so big and scary, and she couldnt find tacchan anywhere.
{miyuri: *sitting in an alley in the rain, crying*}
{-but then, the nice lady found me!-}
{???: um....e-excuse me?}
[miyuri: *looks up*}
{*a young woman in a yellow sweater jacket, red hair and glasses is there*}
{rain: are you alright?}
{miyuri: uhh....WAAAAAA! MIYURI'S SCAAAARED!}
{rain: wah! i-it's alright! i-i wont hurt you! i promise!}
{miyuri: *sobbing* TACCHAN! TACCHAAAAAN!}
{rain: o-oh goodness....umm...oh! here! *hands her a cracker packet from her bag*}
{miyuri: *sniffles*....}
{rain: you can eat that.}
{miyuri:.....*tiny nom*...*hic* t-thank y-you miss nice lady...}
{rain: *smiles* please, call me rain.}
miyuri: miss rain let me stay with her for a while until tacchan found me again.
Sonia: *stunned*
miyuri: she was really nice and had yummy food. miyuri really wants to thank her for being so nice. ^^
Sonia: "You can't."
miyuri: *head tilt* miyu?
Sonia: "...Mama is dead."
miyuri: ??
Sonia: "The woman you saw...She is dead."
miyuri:........where's she sleeping?
Sonia: "...H-Hook Cemetery..."
miyuri: yay! let's go there! ^^
Sonia: "Would you stop?!"
miyuri: hm?
Sonia: "She's not asleep--she's dead! She is no longer alive! She is not coming back! She is dead! Dead means you don't come back! You're gone forever! She died! She's gone!"
miyuri:....does your mama visit you in your dreams?
Sonia: "..." *nods, her eyes stinging*
miyuri: miyuri's mommy visits her too. so they're not gone completely, right?.....do you think our mommies became friends where they are?
Sonia: "...I hope so."
miyuri: *holds sonia's hands and smiles* then they can be friends like us, sana!
Sonia: "..." *too stunned to respond...just crying*
miyuri:....sana? why's water coming out of your eyes?
-elsewhere-
-a plane is now flying to where the dragon is. the hanger door swings open as if to let something, or someone, out-
Chuuya: *stands at the door*
ango: *over earpiece* chuuya, are you sure about this? your daughter-
Chuuya: "If I don't survive...Find Sonia. Bring her back to Kouyou. If you can't...make sure she has a good home."
ango: i understand, and dazai isnt there, so-
Chuuya: "He is. I can feel it..." *holds up his fist*
ango:....
Chuuya: "And even if he isn't responsible for this mess...I have to punch him in his goddamn face."
-high heels can be heard clicking along the floor of the hangar-
tsujimura: this is insane! ability users, we're human beings, and that things a damn monster! it's suicide!
Chuuya: "I'm not about to let a little thing like fear make me run away scared. When would be the best time to back out?"
tsujimura: i dont know, when?
Chuuya: "There's never a time." *leaps out the door*
dragon: *ROOOOOOAR*
Chuuya: ("If this does kill me, at least….then I'll see you again...") “Oh grantors of dark disgrace….do not wake me again.” *his eyes widen as rocks around the Dragon start to glow*
dragon: *FIRE BREATH*
Chuuya: *dodges, flinging rocks and other debris at the Dragon*
dragon: *ROOOOOOAR*
*something is shaking the ground at the foundation of the castle*
dragon: ?!?
*is that...a building rising?*
dragon: *ROOOOOOOOOOOAR*
Chuuya: "AAAAAAAARG!" *slams the building down onto the dragon*
dragon: *mouth fulla building and trying to release a fire blast, but it's stuck inside and causes the dragon to explode*
Chuuya: "..." *starts falling...*
-in the remnants of the dragon and rubble, dazai is floating peacefully-
Chuuya: *growling *falls towards Dazai* GRAAAH!! *punches him in the face*
-the pill in dazai's mouth breaks, letting its contents release in his mouth-
Chuuya: *growls...coughs up blood*
-please......dont scare me like that anymore!-
Chuuya: "Rrrr...Ra...in......" *closes his eyes...the dark energy around him dissolves, as he regains control* *he opens his eyes, drawing Dazai down carefully with control over his gravity abilitie sand lands with Dazai...then collapses onto the ground, panting*
rain: *letting him rest his head on her lap, gently stroking his cheek* you did so well.
Chuuya: "??? Rain? How..."
-she wasnt there...-
Chuuya: "..." *cries*
???: come on, it should be this way...
Chuuya: *struggling to hear* "Wh-What..."
???: ok sana! hehe.
???: and i told you, it's _sonia_ -.-;
Chuuya: *his eyes open wide* "S-Sonia!"
sonia: ??? papa?
Chuuya: "I'm coming..." *gets up, running towards her*
Dazai: "Zzz..." *smiles lightly*
miyuri: oh, that's your papa?
sonia: yes. hi pap-
Chuuya: *tight hug*
sonia: !!!!
Chuuya: "Thank God...Thank God..."
sonia: papa? are you alright?
Chuuya: *nods* "I am...Where were you?!"
sonia: i'm sorry. it's a bit of a long story, but i was with miyuri.
miyuri:...sana....why's water coming from _my_ face now? *she's got tears in her eyes*
Chuuya: "...Sonia...Where did you find her? Where are her parents?"
miyuri: miyuri's mommy is gone, and tacchan's back at the castle.
Chuuya: " 'Tacchan'? I don't understand--"
miyuri: oh no! the castle's all broke! tacchan might be hurt!
Chuuya: *looks at the castle's remains* "..."
Dazai: *sniff* "That was so touching back there..."
Chuuya: -___-#
sonia: -.-#
miyuri: ??
Dazai: "Did I inspire you to overcome Corruption, Chuu-Chuu--"
Chuuya: *slams his fist into Dazai's face*
miyuri: OxO
Dazai: *knocked down*
Chuuya: "Do not compliment yourself. You made this mess, you piece of shit...I should've figured you can't die that easily."
miyuri: sana? who's that?
sonia: a good-for-nothing mackerel.
Dazai: *sits up, with a black eye* "My, my...Such a violent way to awaken Snow White~"
miyuri: *giggle* he doesnt look like a fishy! silly sana! ^^
Chuuya: "Go back to sleep!" *starts trying to stomp Dazai's head, but he keeps dodging*
Dazai: "Fufu~ I suppose it's good Ango approached you~"
Chuuya: "?!"
miyuri: *notices something* hey! that pin looks like miyuri's necklace and hair pin!
Dazai: "..." *looks* "..."
Chuuya: "...Dazai...Whose are those?"
miyuri: are you friends with tacchan?
Dazai: "...Just wait. This isn't over yet...It's up to Atsushi now."
Chuuya: "..." *looks at the castle*
-meanwhile-
Fyodor: *sets a crystal to the skull--*
-the skull glows and summons shibusawa, now in a somewhat more monstrous form-
shibusawa: so. i've become a lich, eh? damn that witch.
Fyodor: "Welcome back.”
???: "So, that's it. An ability user who regains their ability..."
shibusawa: oh? and who's this?
*Akutagawa steps forward*
Akutagawa: "Evidently, the support team."
shibusawa: so, you've regained your ability? i must say, i'm quite impressed.
Akutagawa: "I suppose I have you to thank for this ordeal..."
*SHNICK*
shibusawa: hmm?
*a kunai passes Shibusawa's face*
Kyoka: *steps out*
shibusawa: well, _that_ was quite rude.
-meanwhile-
ango: damn, the fog's beginning to spread outside city limits.
murakoso: we got a phone call coming in from london!
ango: oh dont tell me-
agatha: good evening, dearies~ i see you're having a tad bit of trouble~
Ango: "What do you want?"
agatha: it would be problematic if the fog spread to other parts of the globe, so i've sent reinforcements to nip it at the bud as it were. there's a plane flying over with an ability user with an incineration ability. i'm afraid the city will have to be evacuated if you wish to survive.
Ango: "Evacuate an entire city at this rate?!"
agatha: but im sure you'll find a way to do so, cheers love~ *switches off* *on phone* how's everything on your end, franny dear?
frances: quite well. the pistol comes quite in handy.
agatha: indeed. i'll be sending a teleporting ability user to collect you and bring you back.
frances: you'd go to that trouble for lil old me, aggy?
agatha: *nods* if i let you be killed, i would never forgive myself.
-elsewhere-
vita sexualis: *slashing at mori* huhuhu~ *taking on shizuka's face* i love you, rintarou~
Mori: *sneers* "Hard to believe that--seeing as you're dead and all..."
vita sexualis: *opens its mouth to bite his head off*
-SLICE-
fukuzawa: ...
Mori: "...Well, hello."
fukuzawa: *chop* you've gotten sloppy. what ever happened to the doctor mori i know and at best, tolerate?
Mori: T_T "It's been a rough patch..."
fukuzawa: so i've noticed...
*SLASH*
-KICK- *SHATTER*
fukuzawa: ...
???: jeez rintarou, i swear. you're really helpless without me.
Mori: "...Elise."
elise: *in a sailor dress with heart-shaped sunglasses* well DUH, who else _would_ it be, genius?
Mori: "..." *hug*
elise: !!! HEY! LET GO'A ME YOU OLD CREEP! DX<
Mori: "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK! AND NOT A CREEPY KILL-BOT!"
fukuzawa: *sigh* i guess some things never change.
-elsewhere-
Plague Doctor: <I just need to bleed it out of you...>
pushkin: *hiding on the roof, holding a cinderblock* (come on, just a liiiittle further now.)
Plague Doctor: <I can practically smell you...Where are you, you sick murderous monster?>
pushkin: *lets go of the cinderblock*
Plague Doctor: *looks up* <...Oh, fu-->
-CRASH-
-shatter-
pushkin: <SUCCSESS!> *victory dance*
zhanna: *over talkie* <alexsey, how's everything on your end?>
pushkin: <victory!>
-elsewhere-
10 Seconds: *TICK TICK TOCK*
katya: *hiding, gun in hand* .....
*WHOOSH*
-she's...not there?-
katya: *has slid herself up with the grappling hook* *aims her gun at the ability's face with a murderous grin on her face*
-BANG-
*HEAD-SHOT*
10 Seconds: *goes down...*
katya: hehe~
-elsewhere-
leo: .......
*A woman in a maid outfit appears*
leo: ........
Woman: <Hello.> *holds up a gun*
leo: ............you're.....
Resurrection: <Yes.> *aims the gun--at her own head* <It hurts...>
leo:.....it does.......being unable to die......
Resurrection: *crying* <It's never going to stop, is it?>
leo:.....<no....no it's not....>
Resurrection: "..." <But if you lack your ability...I could end this now.> *aims at Leo*
leo:....you could....
Resurrection: <Then...why aren't you stopping me?>
leo: ....it's strange.
Resurrection: <What is?>
leo: for so long, i've wanted to die. to be free from my loneliness and sorrow, to see my mother, father, and siblings again....but im _not_ alone. i have friends, a wonderful fiance, and small baby inside me. i finally found something to live for. *smiles*
Resurrection: "...It's not fair..."
leo:.....*hugs her* the world can be truly cruel and frightening. but i've learned it can also be so beautiful.
Resurrection: *holds onto her, as she puts the gun away* "..." *sobs and shoots the crystal off herself*
-elsewhere-
atsushi:..........
???: *soft growl*
atsushi:....i killed them.......i just wanted to live....and i killed them.....*sniff*
*the tiger walks slowly, never taking its eyes off Atsushi as it approaches*
atsushi: *not even looking* no matter where i go, you're always right there....arent you?
Tiger: "..." *sits in front of him*
atsushi: you're like a part of me, like blood, a lung, my brain....right?
Tiger: "..." *slaps a paw across his head*
atsushi:...*weak chuckle* you're more than my ability....you're my will to live....
Tiger: "..." *nuzzle*
atsushi: ....*smiles and hugs* come on, buddy. we got a job to do.
-elsewhere-
Akutagawa: *pants, wiping blood from his mouth* "Damn you..."
shibusawa: AHAHAHA! is this really the best you have?! a shadow beast and a samurai ghost?!
rashomon: *snarls*
demon snow: *blade out*
Kyoka: "And all you have is conditioned hair." *assumes battle pose with her own blade*
shibusawa: tch-, cute. now die. *charges at them*
*ROAR*
shibusawa: hn? *looks up*
*It's Atsushi, now in tiger-man form, as he swipes his claw at Shibusawa, putting some distance from them and Akutagawa and Kyoka*
shibusawa: *knocked back* well! isnt _this_ a pleasant surprise! will you really kill me again, atsushi nakajima?
Kyoka: *eyes widen*
Akutagawa: *raises an eyebrow*
Atsushi: "..." *shakes his head* "I just have to bring back a thing where it’s supposed to be.”
shibusawa: very well, GIVE IT ALL YOU'VE GOT!!
Atsushi: "..." *rushes*
Kyoka: "..." *leaps with blade* "Demon Snow!"
Akutagawa: *sends Rashomon to create a ring around them all*
shibusawa: *attacking them, slashing and blocking*
*Rashomon grows spikes, closing in on the three...*
Kyoka: "Demon Snow--slash them!"
Demon Snow: *rushes at Shibusawa from above*
shibusawa: *PUNCH*
Demon Snow: X_X *knocked back*
Kyoka: "?!"
Akutagawa: "Damn it..."
Atsushi: "...We can't do this alone..."
Demon Snow: *collapses on the floor--dissolving*
Kyoka: "Demon Snow!"
atsushi: you're doing good, kyouka. use your phone!
Kyoka: *dials* "Demon Snow... ... ...Sh-She's not appearing..."
shibusawa: *smirks*
Akutagawa: "What's wrong with you? Summon your ability--"
Kyoka: "I can't!"
atsushi: you dont _want_ to hate her, do you?
Kyoka: "..." *shudders* "What I saw..."
{mrs izumi: demon snow, please.....protect kyouka}
Kyoka: "I'm conflicted...But I know this power is mine...And I want it to protect others..."
atsushi: then im sure the demon snow you dont want to hate will respond to your feelings.
Kyoka: "..." *inhales, shivering* "..." *calls into her phone* "Demon Snow...I need you."
demon snow: ~i am here.~
Kyoka: *smiles* "Then let's stop this."
demon snow: *charges and stabs shibusawa down*
shibusawa: *laughing* YOU THINK _THAT'S_ ENOUGH TO STOP ME?!
atsushi: AKUTAGAWA, NOW!
Akutagawa: *smirks* "No." *stabs Rashomon into Shibusawa* "I think you need to suffer _more_..."
shibusawa: AHAHAHAHA! I'M ALREADY DEAD! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY-
*a sphere forms around Shibusawa*
shibusawa: -eh?
*the only other one in the sphere is--*
Atsushi: "..."
shibusawa: *laughing* well, isnt _this_ ironic?!
Atsushi: "How so?" *flexes a tiger claw, practicing crouching with tiger legs*
shibusawa: you're trying to kill me again, and im already dead! break me all you please, it doesnt mean a goddamn thing to me!!
Atsushi: *slams his fist into Shibusawa's jaw*
shibusawa: *laughing and bleeding* oh to hell with it! to hell with it all~ nothing matters! nothing! i have nothing of my own! ALWAYS MY FATHER'S FUCKING PUPPET! IM NOT EVEN CONSIDERED A HUMAN BEING BY THEM!
Atsushi: "...Yes. I know..."
shibusawa: im dead! dead, dead, dead, dead, deeeead~! *intensly focusing, blood, dripping from their mouth, nose and eyes*
Atsushi: "..." *sighs sadly...* *rushes at Shibusawa, punching repeatedly* "Just stay down...Stop...Please..."
shibusawa: just give me your ability, then i'll have something to call 'mine'!
Atsushi: "IT'S NOT 'MY ABILITY'--IT'S ME!"
shibusawa: ah-ahaha....AHAHAHA! so that's what dazai meant.....an angel that would save me....an angel of death....the one who killed me....that's....really ironic....
Atsushi: *his fist charges with energy--his mouth grows fangs as the tiger's power overwhelms him--* "I'm so sorry..."
-the skull appears in front of shibusawa-
shibusawa: …no…..i...i cant die here again.....miyu-
*SLAM*
-shatter-
-meanwhile-
-the red gems on lux and nox's foreheads shatter-
nox: lu- *fades to dust*
Lux: "No--!"
-meanwhile-
ayla: *gem shatters as she fades to dust*
lydia: <what the hell?!>
Ivan: <?!!!!>
zoey: oh?
-elsewhere-
ango: the singularity just...it vanished!
tsujimura: the fog is receding!
murakoso: we just got an update from the clock tower, they're turning the plane around!
-cheering-
-meanwhile-
agatha: *sips tea* hm. a real shame. the smell of a burning city always goes so nicely with tea.
-elsewhere-
shibusawa: ah......im....still here?.....but how? you- *slowly fading* oh.....its not for long.....how am i still alive?
Atsushi: "I thought that perhaps there's something you wanted to live for."
shibusawa: what could i have-......*eyes widen as tears fall* ryoko.....our baby.....i....our child was born that day......perhaps....i wanted to see them....
{miyuri: tacchan! ^^}
shibusawa: *small pathetic laughter* that damn child....even with how cold i was to her. even with faked affection, even with how i rarely spent any time with her, she would still always greet me with a smile on her face....*laugh crying* i dont get it....
Atsushi: "..." *tenses his jaw*
shibusawa: if it wasnt an ability that kept me alive? then what was it?......perhaps it was sheer willpower? but why?
Atsushi: " 'Faked affection'? That doesn't sound 'fake.'"
shibusawa:.....i see......that willpower, the will to keep living......it wasnt the result of a curse, or an ability, it was something stronger. a power much stronger than any curse......it was love.
Atsushi: *clenches* *nods*
shibusawa: *laugh-crying* i'm a real damn fool, arent it? just as i finally realize that, i had something of my own; my child....my family....and now, i have no time left to spend it with her....im a real damn fuck up, huh?
miyuri: TACCHAAAAAAN! *TACKLE HUG*
shibusawa: !!!! m-miyuri!
Atsushi: "??" *looks up* "!!"
miyuri: miyuri's sorry she went out without telling you, but she wanted to thank the nice lady and-
-chuuya, and sonia arent far behind either-
shibusawa:...^^; child, child, please. settle down.
miyuri: *INHALES* okaaay. are you hurt, tacchan?
shibusawa:.....*hugs* miyuri...im afraid i cant stay long.
miyuri: what do you mean, tacchan?
shibusawa: im going to where your mother is...and im afraid i wont be able to come back.
miyuri: !!!! no! you cant go, tacchan! *clings*
shibusawa: *sad smile* i wish i didnt have to...*strokes her head* but im afraid i have no choice in the matter...
miyuri: but if you go away, then so will lux and nox and ayla, miyuri will be all alone! *sobbing* mi-miyu-miyuri doesnt wanna be alone!!!
Chuuya: "..."
shibusawa: *pats her back* it'll be ok....im truly sorry....i wasnt a better parent to you, miyuri....i just hope, you forgive me for being selfish.
miyuri: b-bu-but you arent selfish, tacchan! y-yo-you're my favoritist person in-in the whole world!
shibusawa:...i appreciate that, little one...
Dazai: "..."
Chuuya: "..." *rests a hand on Sonia's back*
miyuri: b-bu-but where will miyuri go, tacchan? *sniffle*
Chuuya: "Sonia...This child..."
sonia: if she really wont have anyone left....we can take her in.
miyuri: ?? y-y-you'd do that, sana?
sonia: *nods* we're friends, right? and friends look after each other.
Chuuya: "Of course."
shibusawa: .....would you...really be willing?
Chuuya: *nods* "Yes."
shibusawa:....then i'm happy......please....for miyuri's sake....be a better parent for her than i was.....*small kiss to miyuri's forehead*
miyuri: *sniffles*
shibusawa: it's ok now....even if you cant see me, i'll still be with you....always.
-with that, shibusawa fades to dust-
Chuuya: "..." *lowers his head*
miyuri:....*hic*...
Chuuya: ("...This one took too much from me...") *approaches Miyuri* "..."
miyuri: *hic* a-are you....n-nice?
Chuuya: *stares at her* "I...don't think it's fair for me to make that judgment myself."
sonia: it's ok, he's nice, even if he has his moments.
miyuri: *sniffle* t-that's good. m-miss rain was really nice.
Chuuya: "...What did you say?"
miyuri: oh! t-that's the lady miyuri and sana were looking for! *sniff* she had red hair and glasses and she was really nice! she fell over lots though.
Chuuya: "..." *nods*
miyuri:.....*hugs*
Chuuya: "..." *pat pat*
atsushi: ......*watching the sun rise*
Dazai: *limps over* "Hey there."
atsushi: dazai!
Dazai: *in his old suit* "Hello...I'm missing a shoe. Have you seen it?"
atsushi: .....*hug*
Dazai: "..." *blink* "..." *pat pat*
atsushi: ....crazy night, huh? Haha
Dazai: "Yes...Look, Atsushi, I was only--"
atsushi: you were trying to protect death city, right?
Dazai: "...More than a city..."
atsushi: yeah.....being able to live with everyone here.....it's really wonderful, huh?
Dazai: "Well, there are some people who aren't all bad. I could take or leave a few of them--"
atsushi:.....hey.....dazai?.....can i tell you something?
Dazai: "Oh?"
atsushi: now, i need you to promise you wont freak out on me.
Dazai: "Okay?"
atsushi: you see, it's-
*TIGER ROAR*
atsushi: FJNKDJIJIPVLNDLJIK! oh right! phone, phone! *picks up* h-hello?
Kunikida: "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
Dazai: "..."
atsushi: >x< a-at the castle ruins by the abandoned high-rise? ^^;
Kunikida: "DID YOU DISABLE THE GPS ON YOUR PHONE?! YOU COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED ON OUR RADAR--"
???: "YOU IDIOT!"
atsushi: ??
Dazai: *turns, looks behind him* "..." *takes the phone* "Kunikida. They already found us."
*Lucy, her dress torn and scuffed...looking pissed*
atsushi: O-O l-l-lucy!!
sylvia: *peeeeeks from behind lucy* Q~Q;;;
Lucy: "WHAT DID YOU DO HERE?!"
Kyoka: "!!! Sylvia!"
Tanizaki: *limping up the debris* "Wow...Doctor! Up here! We got injured."
yosano: lovely! *cleaver out* line up everyone~ ^^
Kunikida: *yelling into the phone* "--WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE I'M HEARING THAT YOU WERE WORKING WITH THE ENEMY TO--"
Dazai: =_=;
atsushi: um....i can explain-
Lucy: "I WAS TRAPPED IN ANNE'S ROOM AND I WAS SO SCARED AND I THOUGHT I'D BE STUCK FOREVER AND NEVER SEE YOU OR ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN, AND HERE YOU ARE--Oh, hello, Kyoka--" *smiles* *turns back to Atsushi* "--AND YOU COULD'VE BEEN DEAD FOR ALL I KNOW, YOU STUPID, STUPID--Why is Dazai missing a shoe?"
atsushi: im sorry, things came up. if it makes you better, you can punch me in the face as hard as you want to.
Dazai: "..." ("I am so thankful Yosano can't heal me...") *smiles* "Kunikida, I'm going to turn you over to my assistant--" *shoves the phone back to Atsushi, walks past Akutagawa*
Akutagawa: "..."
Lucy: "..." *blushing, puffed cheeks* "I'M GOING TO DO MORE THAN THAT!" *grabs his arm*
atsushi: O_O *gulp*
Lucy: *pulls back an arm--then wraps it around him* "I DON'T WANT TO BE LEFT BEHIND!"
atsushi: !!!....*hugs her back*
sylvia: m-m-miiiss k-k-kyoukaaaaa! *hugs* Q~Q;;;;
Kyoka: *pat pat* "I'm so glad you're safe."
Lucy: *sniff* "I'm going to catch up..."
sylvia: it was so scary i just hid in the closet the whole time and i peeked out once and my ability was hiding in the kitchen all scared and i ended up panicking and hitting it with a frying pan.
Akutagawa: "Chuuya. We need to run before we are caught--"
Chuuya: *hand up* "I took care of it. We're no longer under threat of arrest."
Akutagawa: "??? How did you strike that kind of a deal?"
Kyoka: ^^; "Congratulations?"
sonia: papa. *holding up chuuya's hat* you almost lost this.
Chuuya: "!!!" *pats her head* "Thank you."
miyuri: *GLOMP HUG* PAPAAAAAAAA!
Chuuya: ^^; "Miyuri..."
miyuri: *spots everyone* *GAAAASP* WOOOOOOOOOOOOW! ARE THESE ALL PEOPLE FROM THE OUTSIDE?! THERE'S SOOOO MANY OF THEM!! *shiny eyes*
sonia: oh boy.
Tanizaki: ._.; "Who’s the small child?"
miyuri: *GAAAAAASP* WOOOOAH! SANA! THE SKY! THE SKY'S ALL DIFFERENT!
Lucy: *shiny eyes* "D'aw..." *grabs Atsushi in a neck hold* "DID YOU TRY TO HURT THAT CHILD?!"
sonia: that's because it's morning.
atsushi: I WOULDNT DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT ^^;
miyuri: more-ning? what's thaaaat?
Akutagawa: "...How are you going to do this?"
Chuuya: -_-;
sonia: *pap pap* it's ok papa, i'll help out with her.
Akutagawa: "...Sonia, where were you this entire time?"
sonia: it's a very long story. we'll tell you on the way home.
-meanwhile, with mori-
Mori: ^w^
elise: where the heck are we even going? -3-;
Mori: "Home, of course~"
elise: home's the other way, you dummy!
-footsteps running up-
Mori: "Hmm?" *turns around*
-KICK TO THE FACE-
Mori: *knocked down*
katya: *holding a knife to his neck* ALRIGHT YOU NABAKOV WANNABE, WHERE'S THE GIRL?!
Mori: Q_Q *points at Elise* "There?"
katya: *looks*... ._. who the FUCK are YOU?!
elise: who the fuck are YOU?
katya: i asked you first brat!
elise: well _i_ asked you second!
Mori: "This is my ability, Elise~" ^w^
katya:......<what the everloving fucking shit?>
pushkin: *pant pant* oh...thank goodness....*phew* um...wait, you arent sonia.
elise: who the hell is HE?!
zhanna: alexsey? are these two...friends of yours?
pushkin: well...you see-
zhanna: KATYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?!
katya:...oh yeah, about that-
elise: he's a lolicon.
zhanna:....*dialing 911*
pushkin: OwO;;;;;
Mori: "I AM NOT A LOLICON!" >~<
zhanna: then what are you?
Mori: "The leader of the Port Mafia, Ougai Mori!"
zhanna:.....yes, i'd like to report that i've found the mafia boss, ougai mori?.....wait....what do you mean 'all port mafia crimes pardoned'?
pushkin: *gasp* YOU HEAR THAT KATI?! OUR CRIMES ARE PARDONED!
katya: FUCK YEAH!
elise: wait, these two are mafia? SINCE WHEN?!
zhanna:.........*hangs up phone*
pushkin: OwO;;;;;;
zhanna:.....aleksey.....may i have a moment with you, dear little brother~? ^^#
pushkin:....*gulp*
zhanna: *drags him into the alley*.....<THE MAFIA?! YOU JOINED THE MAFIA?!?! HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?!>
Mori: "???" *looks at Katya* "...Wait, who are you again?"
katya: new mafia recruits. now tell us where the fuck sonia is-
Mori: "??? I have no idea?"
katya: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU- *talkie buzzes* WHAT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF-....oh....wait really?.....huh.....*hangs up*....*KNEE TO THE FACE* you got off easy today.
Mori: *knocked down*
elise: you got knocked the FUCK out, rintarou!
-elsewhere-
Fyodor: *at a cafe, sipping tea*
tsujimura: *in a waitress uniform* enjoying your drink sir? ^^
Fyodor: "Very much so. I find it tastes best when you know you have only that short period when it's not too hot, not too cold."
tsujimura: would you like me to recommend our special of the day?
Fyodor: "I'm listening."
tsujimura: today's special is....*snaps fingers*
-several government officers posing as staff and customers pull out their guns, including one popping his gun out of a baby stroller-
tsujimura: you're under arrest. again.
Fyodor: "..." *smiles* *puts his hands up*
officer: you know the drill, let's go.
Fyodor: *stands, keeping his hands up* *smiles* ("All according to plan...")
-elsewhere-
higuchi:......!!!!!!!!! they're back!
leo: *patching up kajii's injuries* that's wonderful!
leroux: hello all~ ^^
hans: leroux! walter, etta, kafka! you're ok!
Motojiro: ^^;
Walter: "Yep! Guess what? I won at Smash!"
Kafka: *guiding Etta* "We need medical..." *he's bruised but healing*
george: *running back, covered in twigs and drenched* *cough cough cough*
hans: oh-oh goodness! right this way!
Gin: "??? George? Where were you?"
george: lost in the woods, wandered for a bit, got attacked by some crazy homeless kids in the woods.
Gin: "...Oh."
george: strange bunch...
sonia: *wave*
higuchi: SONIA! you're ok!
Q: ~?
Chuuya: *following*
miyuri: WOOOOOAH! WHAT A BIG HOUSE!
kouyou: ??? who's this?
Chuuya: "Everyone. This is Miyuri."
miyuri: hiiiiyaaaa! miyuri's super happy to meet everyone!! ^w^
higuchi: so i take it she's staying with us?
Chuuya: "She's staying with me. Now, let's get out of here."
higuchi: ??? chuuya, we cant exactly-
Chuuya: *hands over a piece of paper*
higuchi:..... !!!!!!!!
kouyou: my stars.....
Gin: "...H-How?"
Chuuya: "I cut a deal."
naoya: well hot damn!
Tachihara: "We get to leave here? Damn. Just when I was getting used to it..."
Motojiro: QwQ "...My teaching..."
hans: hey, you're always welcome to visit any time. our home is your home, whenever you need it.
Tachihara: "Cool. Could save on rent that way--"
sonia: *smiles*
Gin: *ear tug*
mito: *mew*
sonia: *picks her up* ^^
miyuri: WOOOOOOOOW! A KITTY!
mito: o^o mii?
Chuuya: *yawns* "Let's rest...I could use some sleep."
*footsteps*
sonia: *yaaaawn* yeah....
higuchi: !!! ryuunosuke!
Akutagawa: *waves* "Hello--"
Gin: *hug*
Akutagawa: "..." *pat pat*
higuchi: *wipes her eyes*
naoya: say, let's have a party!
Akutagawa: =_= "Okay...Could I rest first?"
naoya: by all means. *pap pap*
katya: ooooi, look what we found!
pushkin: *waves, a bit disheveled* (big sis is real scary when she's mad) TTuTT;
Akutagawa: "...!"
Mori: *waves* "Hello~"
Gin: "..." *glaring*
higuchi: -_- yaaaaaay.
katya: OI! WE WENT THROUGH A LOT OF FUCKING BULLSHIT TO FIND THIS BASTARD! AT LEAST SHOW _SOME_ ENTHUSIASM!
Akutagawa: "Yay."
higuchi: pushkin, katya, we apprecate your heard work, but, it's mori.
Mori: "Now, I need you all to get ourselves packed. We'll also need to begin repairs on the building--"
katya:....i guess. he's a fucking loser.
Mori: ^^;;;
higuchi: um, about that, you technically arent the boss again yet.
Mori: "Oh? Says who?"
hirotsu: out of bed, i see.
Mori: "Hello, good sir. Thanks for watching over things while I was indisposed."
elise: wow. lamest, welcome back party, eveeer.
Q: ELISE!
elise: Q! *HUGS*
Q: hehe! ^^ we have so much to tell you!
miura:.....if it's any comfort, _i_ was worried about you.
Mori: "I knew you would, my dear~"
miura: just 'miura' is fine, sir.
elise:....who're those guys?
Q: oh, those other people are part of 'sturm', they're cool. and that's miss leo, she's kajii's new fiancee!
elise:.....WHAT?!?! HIM?! ENGAGED?!?!
Motojiro: *waves* "Hello, Elise!"
elise: IS Q BEING SERIOUS?!?!?
leo: w-why yes.
Motojiro: "Isn't it great?"
elise: D8
leo: *rubs her stomach*
Motojiro: ^^ *snuggle*
Mori: ._.; "...Man, I was really out of it."
elise:....what....is- is she really....
Motojiro: "We're expecting!"
elise:.............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I MUST HAVE SLIPPED INTO SOME WEIRD ALTERNATE DIMENTIOOOOOOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFEKDLHFJLDKHD!!!!!!!
leo: ._.;
Motojiro: "D'aw, she's back to normal!"
naoya:...hey kid, have a candy bar.
elise: AHHHHHHHHH- *nom*
Mori: "Where's my candy bar?"
higuchi: *puts her hand into her pocket, then pulls her hand out, flipping him off*
Mori: ._.; "...When I am back in control, I'll reprimand you for that."
higuchi: just dont forget what got you into this mess.......i guess you really _do_ take after your father.
Mori: "...I think I'll retire for a few hours. Come, Miura, Elise."
miura:...
-elsewhere-
frances: well, all's well that ends well, aggy.
agatha: *over phone* indeed.
frances: im glad none of my babies had to be burnt up! ^^
agatha: speaking of your babies, listen to your one violet a moment.
frances: *doing so*..... !!!! O/////O >////< a-a-aggy! please!
barrie: ???? jack, any idea what she's talking about?
Jack: *sipping from a flask* "I don't want to know."
-elsewhere-
ranpo: *sipping ramune* ah.......(i wonder if oguri's alright where he is....)
mii: *meow*
ranpo: oh, there ya are. *pets* guess the incident's over. *opens his safe full of snacks* cheers.
-elsewhere-
blair: wow, the hospital's sure full today, isnt it katai~? ^w^
Katai: .\\\\\. "..." *nod nod* "Th-Th-Thanks for treating me..."
blair: any time, hun~ ^^ *cheek smooch*
Katai: O\\\\\\\o "Nyaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
cervantes: ah, young love, aint it beautiful?
Katai: *not responsive*
Dumas: *grunts*
marquis: so luckyyyy~! fuwaaa~ i hope i get some intimate healing too~<3
Dumas: -_-# "Stop bothering the nurse and her patient--you'll be treated when they're ready for you, you weirdo."
twain: ayyy! marquis!
marquis: marky!
twain: *waves* you guys in the hospital too?
Steinbeck: *shifting uncomfortably* "Ah...Ah..." *struggling to walk, like a toddler*
oscar: poor ebie, dear. i hope she'll be alright. she got a lot of spider bites...
Hemingway: "I once bathed in spiders. I do not recommend it..." *bandaged all over*
emily:....how are you even alive. ._.;
Hemingway: "Perseverance. Calisthenics. Protein."
marquis: hehehe, your friends are so funny, marky!
Steinbeck: T~T "So many vines...I'm still picking out leaves..."
Dumas: -_-; *thumbing through his phone*
nurse: mr steinbeck? you have visitors.
lavinia: *staaaaare*
Steinbeck: "..." ^^; *waves*
lovecraft: we brought....flowers. *hands him an entire bush*
Steinbeck: "Lovely!!!"
lovecraft: lavinia, dont you have a present for uncle john?
lavinia:....*her eyes roll back in her head as her jaw unhinges and she coughs up a tree stump*
emily: ._____________________.
marquis: o,o
Steinbeck: "Thank you, dear." *pats Lavinia's head*
oscar: Q_Q
Dumas: "...WHAT THE ACTUAL F--"
lavinia:....i wassss.....hungryyyyy....
cervantes: how thoughtful!
Dumas: *grumbles*
-elsewhere-
stocking: alright, let's get searching.
Rin: "Right! We need to follow Shura's path. Fortunately, we got her GPS signal--"
Computer: *SIGNAL LOST*
Rin: "...OH, SCREW YOU!"
gilda: *signing and pointing to a picture of shura*
Rin: "???"
salaryman: <what on earth is with her hair? is she some kind of subculture girl? what are they called, 'gyaru'?>
Salaryman 2: <Wait--she looks familiar...>
stocking: <you've seen her?>
Salaryman 2: *nods* <Yes--she got into a cab after me.>
stocking: <do you know where she went?>
Salaryman 2: <She said she was going to Lake Towada.>
Yukio: "Which matches what we already know..."
stocking: <thank you very much sir.>
Rin: "So we're cabbing it to the Lake?"
*A nearby electronics shop has weather reports*
stocking: guess so.
Yukio: "Except the roads are covered in ice."
stocking: hmmm....
Rin: "Maybe a taxi has snow-chains or something--"
*IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOUD ENGINE*
gilda: OxO;;
Taxi Driver: "Taxi? Need a taxi?!" *they've modified their cab with monster wheels and a plow*
stocking:....huh...
Rin: "Cool! You take credit card?"
Taxi Driver: "Sure thing, kid! Hop in."
-elsewhere-
kirika: *grumbles and sits up* =~=
lord death: *pokes head in* hey there, sweetie! just checking in on ya!
kirika: well, im better than yesterday....i guess.....
lord death: well, nygus will be here later to check up on you, since the hospital's rather busy today.
kirika: *grunt*
lord death: oh, and your boyfriend is here to visit.
Gopher: Q^Q "..."
kirika: hey....y'know, after yesterday's shitshow, you being here is actually an improvement, goph.
Gopher: >~< "I was so worried!" *hug*
kirika: h-hey now, you're gonna get sick too, moron.
lord death: *exits*
Gopher: "I don't care--I take plenty of vitamin C and want to share my good health through my hug!"
kirika:...*chuckle* you're one weird kid, y'know?.......*sigh*
Gopher: "Do you feel better?"
kirika:.....i feel drained....a lot's happened this week....
Gopher: "Are you eating and sleeping? Did you see a doctor?"
kirika: -_-; yeah, a doctor was here...but yeah, i've been eating and sleeping and shit....
Gopher: *nods* "Yes, digestive health is also important."
kirika: *chuckle*.......*sigh*.....mind if i talk about everything? might help, i guess....
Gopher: "I'm all ears."
-she explains what all happened in shirase town-
Gopher: "Jeez...That's a lot for you to deal with. That punk didn't hurt you, did she?"
kirika: pssh, like i'd get owned by some rookie kid, haha!
Gopher: ^w^ "Good. As for the town itself...Will your sister be okay?"
kirika:...she seems to be doing well....it's so weird....everything feels...different now....it's nice but.....it's scary......
mocha: *nuzzle* ^w^
Gopher: *smiles* "...A lot has changed..."
kirika: yeah.....*hugs* thanks for being consistent, you little weirdo.
Gopher: O\\\\w\\\\O "Al-Always..."
kirika: *smug grin* now dont go getting any ideas. *tiny chop*
Gopher: O\\\\\\O "Wh-What on earth do you mean?"
kirika:.... 737;
-elsewhere-
Saria: "Hello! Two donuts, please!"
clerk: coming right up!
lukas: ._.;;;
Saria: ^^ "Anything else you want, Lukas?"
Clerk 2: "--and then the cake was gone! And five bucks was left!"
lukas:......im good, thanks....
clerk 3: i think your sleeping meds are messing with you again, dave.
Dave: "Shut up, Stewart--I know what you do with the leftover muffins!" >_<#
-elsewhere-
ochako: *playing some fantasy quest online with some other UA students* so then i saw like this big plane flying towards death city, and then it turned around! i guess they're doing flight practices or something.
jirou: could be.
eijiro: that does make sense.
kinako: dude, that's rad.
Aoyama: "Oui. They must not be revealing the reasons so not to alarm residents."
ochako: maybe. still, it was pretty cool to see. i would have taken a picture, but my camera was charging. would have made for a pretty cool background.
jirou: you could always ‘shop one up.
ochako: that's true.
eijiro: also wtf was that fog last night?
ochako: oh ya, that was pretty weird.
Mina: "Yeah, really--it came out of nowhere. It's not even fall."
Monoma: "I SAW WEIRD FOG DURING MY TRAVELS OVERSE--"
jirou: probably one of those weird death city things.
Aoyama: *holds up a hand* "Begone."
-elsewhere-
kirako: morning everyone. ^^
Kyoka: *yawns*
Tanizaki: Q_Q
fukuzawa: indeed.
Dazai: *sips tea* "Hello~"
atsushi: i'm so exhausted T-T;;
Kunikida: "--YOU WERE BELLIGERENT, OUT OF COMMUNICATION, PUT THIS CITY AND WORLD AT RISK--"
aya: what's biting _his_ butt?
Dazai: *puts headphones on*
Kyoka: "Things were rather violent last night, Aya."
aya: did you guys do some super cool detective stuff and i totally missed out?! boooo. =3=
-knocks-
atsushi: ?? oh! l-lucy!
Lucy: *dramatic finger point* "Doppo Kunikida! I'm calling you out!"
atsushi: huh?
aya: eh?
Kunikida: -_-# "...Atsushi, get your girlfriend out of here. We have important business to deal with and no time for--"
Lucy: *grabs Kunikida by his tie, pulling him until his forehead slams into hers*
atsushi: D8
Kunikida: O_O;
yosano: oh shit.
aya: WHAT THE HECK, LADY?!
Lucy: "LISTEN UP! I just spent hours trapped by my own ability in a whimsical psychedelic world of my own making, so I'm only asking this once..."
Kunikida: O_O;
Lucy: "..." *gets on her hands and knees* "PLEASE ACCEPT ME AS YOUR STUDENT!"
atsushi:.....wait what?
aya:.....*blinks*
Kunikida: ._.;;; "...I have a lot of work to do today--"
Lucy: *looks up, glaring*
atsushi: lucy?
Kunikida: "!!!" *backs up* "Two-Two o'clock?"
Lucy: *bounces up, smiling* "Yes, thank you, sir." *bows* *smiles at Atsushi* ^^
atsushi:...^^ congrats!
Lucy: "...AND YOU! Did you get enough sleep?!"
atsushi: well....i dont think _any_ of us did.
sylvia: .~.
ranpo: dazai just snuck out.
Lucy: "Then get home early to catch up! ..." T~T "Because I didn't either...I'm going back to Anne's Room..."
*the window is open*
-elsewhere-
Dazai: "Ow...Ow..." *takes a step* "This was easier when I was younger..."
-on the roof of a building-
Dazai: "??? Oh. Am I late?"
???: took ya long enough.
Dazai: "Sorry--had something important to discuss."
-yana turns back and looks at him-
yana: rough night?
Dazai: "You would know." *sits on the ledge, kicks up his feet* "It was a real killer~"
yana: you dont look too dead to me. guess you took my advice and kept an antidote in your mouth. im surprised.
Dazai: "Yes, thank you. But next time, find one with better flavor and fewer side-effects--I've been itchy all morning."
yana: *chuckles* no promises......so you brought the info you promised?
Dazai: *holds up the file, fanning himself with it* "Of course~"
yana: *examining it* thanks........Olivia Wallace....she looks just like me....
Dazai: "Neat, huh? So, that's your DNA donor?"
yana: yeah...that's mom.....*smiles* thanks for doing this for me....
Dazai: "You're welcome. Thanks for letting me live."
yana: *chuckles* sure fam, sure....
Dazai: "Why do you want to leave?"
yana:....the rats.....it's a toxic environment. me being one 8th of dos, means i'm often compared to him...he's my DNA dad, yet he's never been a 'dad' for me.....i've only existed as a pawn for his own goals. i guess....i want to find something to live for, for me.
Dazai: "..." *nods* "Better than the alternative, huh?"
yana:..yeah....i guess....*takes her glasses off* you know......the sunlight...feels kinda nice.
Dazai: "Warm summer light..." *looks at her* "You're kinda pale."
yana: to be fair, i've spent way too much time underground.
Dazai: "Makes sense...But you're heading back there?"
yana: ....*shakes head* i had you look my mom up for a reason.
Dazai: "And how are you getting there?"
yana: i'll find a way.
Dazai: "Got it. Don't get yourself killed."
yana: hehe.....shame im leaving. i feel we could be real good friends...
Dazai: *smirks* "Don't sell me so short." *stretches--then winces* "Ah...You know how to reach me."
yana: yeah.....one more thing. if you ever meet a girl named Anya Hepburn. tell her that im sorry, and that i hope she meets someone who makes her happy.
Dazai: "??? What, that princess?"
yana:...yeah....we-...almost kinda had something....didnt work out.
Dazai: "...Relatable. Cursed?"
yana:...maybe, maybe it's just shit luck....but at the very least, she deserves some closure. she's a good person.
Dazai: *looks down to the street, where Atsushi is following Lucy* "Rare to find those kind of people..."
yana:....yeah....best of luck to you then.
Dazai: "Same to you, kid."
-elsewhere-
Fitzgerald: *his hand is bandaged* "Sorry for my lateness..."
louisa: Q_Q;;;;
daisy: what on earth happened to you?!
bram: *collapsed on the floor* *muffled groans*
Fitzgerald: "Evidently someone caused Abilities to turn against their owners." *frowns* "No amount of money could assuage my 'other half.'"
Toby: *nudges Louisa*
mary: marinara pop tarts were a mistake.
louisa: *pet pet*
Fitzgerald: "Any appointments?"
daisy: yes, you have a meeting with a mr danglars coming up later this month.
Fitzgerald: "Ah, from the shipping company. Any dirt you find on him?"
daisy: i beg pardon? ._.;
Fitzgerald: "Blackmail material. Illegal activities. Failed marriages. Children born out of wedlock. Unpaid parking tickets. Has Eckleburg been falling down on the job?"
daisy: -_-; i'll get right on it.
-elsewhere-
erina: .......
Jordan: "Zzz..."
erina:.....alli?
Allison: "Hey, roomie!" *holding her phone* "Now, this may be triggering, but it's good news."
erina: .....?
Allison: "...Dostoyevsky has been arrested."
erina: !!!! r-really!?
Allison: "Really really!"
erina: that's great i-...i.....*shaking*
Allison: "..." *smiles, hugs*
Jordan: *yawns* "Hmm? Oh, hey, Allison. Erina, what's up?"
erina: w-w-what if he gets o-out again?! w-what if he comes after me?! ................*staring off into space*
Jordan: "...Allison?"
erina: ...........................
Allison: "He's not out now. He's locked up. So...Are you going to stay here forever?"
erina:..............................
Jordan: "...Erina..." *holds her hand*
erina:....*blinks* hu-huh? w-what....what just happened? j-jordan?
Jordan: "...Let's get you home."
erina:.....im never going to get better from this....am i?
Jordan: "You don't know what the future has in front of you."
Allison: "You're going to get better--I promise!"
erina:....i....i need help.....
Allison: "..." *nods*
Jordan: "We'll call up a doc today."
-elsewhere-
Sansa: "Color of the vehicle?"
garage owner: kind of a navy blue?
Sansa: "I see. Let me check the datab--" O_O;;;;;; "...Um...I found a car matching your description."
-there is a car completely on fire-
-meanwhile-
yosano: .________.
naomi: holy shit kyouka.
Kyoka: "It was the most logical solution."
Tanizaki: "..." *sighs* "I'll get a gift basket ordered..."
fukuzawa:....................
ranpo: certified chaotic good.
Kyoka: "...Am I to be punished?"
fukuzawa: *walks up to kyouka....*head pat* everyone makes mistakes. try not to do it again.
Kyoka: ^^ "Thank you, sir."
-elsewhere-
-audience cheering-
audience: LILISA! TSURURI! YAMAMIN! LILISA! TSURURI! YAMAMIN!
audience dude: UWOOOOOOOOOO! YAMAMIN-CHAN IS BEST GIRL WUOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
creepy dude:.....
Announcer: "And now to perform 'Shabon Song'--you know them, you love them--Misa Yamamura, Ruri Tsubomi, and Lisa Iori!"
-cheering intensifies-
-the girls do their performance-
Announcer: *watching*
audience member: TSURURI BE MY WIFE!
audience: LISA IORI FOR THE WIIIN!!
creepy dude:....*slips into the shadows*
-the girls finish their song-
-MASSIVE CHEERING-
lisa iori: *waves*
misa: ^^
lisa iori: thanks for coming today everyone!
guy in audience: I LOVE YOU LILISA!
lisa iori: and i love _you_ random side character!
-in the backstage-
lisa iori: uuuuuugh, fuuuuuck, my heels are goddamn killing me. *chewing gum*
misa: wow, full house today, huh miss producer? .w.;;
Producer: "Not bad, kiddos."
lisa iori: swear, im getting too old for this shit....
ruri: ^^;
misa: i'm gonna get some sodas for us, ok?
lisa iori: bring me a morning rescue, ok?
misa: *nods and heads to the vending machines* ^^
creepy guy:....hello....yamamin.
misa: eep! oh, um...hi there. ^^ im almost done with the machine now-
creepy guy: im not here for soda...
misa: eh?
creepy guy: *approaching* sing for me...
-text on producer's phone-
Producer: "???" *checks*
misa: [hi miss producer! ^^ there was a creepy guy here @ the machines. scary! >~< ]
Producer: "..."
ruri: did something happen?
Producer: "Yes." *marches to the door--*
-text message-
Producer: *looks*
misa: [btw i think i have powers now]
Producer: "... ... ...What?"
misa: [what do i do??? D8> ]
Producer: "..." *texts* [scare the creep away with these powers]
misa: *trembling as vines have come out of the ground with dark purple flowers, which have drained the life from the creepy guy* m-m-miss p-producer? w-what do i do? *she's crying*
Producer: "..." *looks at the creep* "...First, can you reverse this? Second, we'll get you help."
misa: i-i dont know, i-it just happened! i-is is he...is he..
Producer: *checks* "...No pulse."
misa:....*screaming* ah. ah.....*throws up*
ruri: what's-? !!!!! misa!
lisa iori: what the fucking shit?!
-elsewhere-
tsugumi: and luck with fani?
mio: not that i see, no.
Meme: "She's...taking her time to get used to things. You know, new city, new school...New terms of imprisonment."
mio: pretty stubborn too. =3=
tsugumi: sounds like she's...a tough nut to crack. *finger guns*
mio:...no. you did not. you seriously did not.
Meme: ^^; "Ha."
mio: please dont encourage her. -_-;
tsugumi: ^^;
Meme: "For now, we just have to keep trying to reach her...I'm sure she'll come around."
-elsewhere-
sonia: *snoozing*
miyuri: zzzzzzz
mito: *sleep purring*
Chuuya: "Zzz..." *has his arms out, the kids sleeping on them*
kouyou:....*small smile and slowly closes the door*
Gin: *standing outside the door on guard duty* "..."
kouyou: they're all tuckered on out....
higuchi: yeah....its just.....hard to believe....*wipes her eyes* this is wonderful....we can finally go home.
etta: im super happy for you all! ^^
hans: i'd be lying if i said i wouldnt miss your company.
Gin: "We appreciate what you have done. I'm sure Hirotsu and the others would like to repay you."
hans: we're just helping out, from one group of ability users to another.
higuchi: goethe still drinking in his room?
hans: yes. *sigh*
-in his room-
goethe: *sips wine* ah....strange.....an ability that can turn abilities against the user...how strange.....ah...i wonder what you'd think about that, you crazy old genius...
-elsewhere-
preston: well, aint this just a predicament?
Yafeu: "WHAT EVEN ARE THOSE THINGS?! DEMONS?"
Patty: "I think they're masks? They still have tags on them..." *grabs one by the face*
Demon 1: "OW!"
Patty: "Nope--this one is real."
preston: *aims and shoots*
Patty: "Sis!" *transforms*
Demon 2: *dodging* "I just wanted the money--not this shit!"
liz: *shooting*
Demon 3: *somehow has a stick in the air with a white flag...no...a white shirt?...waving it* "We surrender!"
liz:...
-BANG-
liz: *phew*
preston: mission accomplished.
Yafeu: "IS THIS NORMAL? THEY JUST GAVE UP THIS EASILY."
Patty: *counting stolen money from the bank*
-elsewhere-
Kazue: *ribbon hanging off of sword form* <Tighten your grip, or I'll go flying.>
amelia: *holding on* right. *SLASH SLASH*
Black Star: *blocking with Tsubaki's Uncanny Sword* "Watch your right." *about to kick at her right*
-BLOCK-
Black Star: "Nice! Now your left!" *swings*
-BLOCK-
Black Star: *smirks* "Good work. What do you think, Tsubaki?"
tsubaki: she's really good at this.
Black Star: "Like she's used a blade before..."
amelia:.....
Black Star: "Well, let's take a break. We'll get some tea."
amelia: thank you.
-elsewhere-
Soul: "...So...When's Spirit getting married, Izumi?"
izumi: i think sometime in june? i'll have to ask again....
Soul: "Hmm...Glad for him and your mom..."
Asher: "..."
izumi: yeah......
Asher: "...So, what're we doing?" *looks around the trees*
Soul: *points at Izumi* "You can't read souls, right?"
izumi:....*shakes head no*....
Soul: "Which puts you at a disadvantage for soul resonance."
Asher: "?!"
Soul: "I could knock Asher out of your hand, and they'd revert to human form like that--" *snaps fingers*
izumi:.......
Soul: "So, you two needs to strengthen that bond." *puts on boxing punch mitts* "Aim the tonfa for my mitt, and keep striking. I'm going to try to break your bond."
izumi: o-ok then.....*gulps*
Asher: *groans, turns into tonfa*
Soul: *pats the mitt* "Right here."
izumi: *AIMS*
Asher: "Let's do it!"
izumi: HAAAH!
Soul: *absorbs the blow* "Harder."
izumi: HUOOOOOO!
Soul: *absorbs the next blow* "Is that all you got? I can't even feel it. What's your weapon even doing?"
izumi: grk-....HAAAAAAA!!!!
Asher: "We'll show you what we got!"
*Asher's tonfa glows*
Soul: "?!!!"
*POW*
Soul: "AH!" *holds his arm*
izumi: ah-!
Soul: "Stop! Ah..."
izumi:....is your arm alright?
Soul: "Y-Yeah...Just numb. You struck a nerve..."
Asher: "...Sorry."
izumi:........s-sorry....
Soul: "Hey, it's fine. I told you to hit harder...And that glow shows something."
izumi: you did really great, asher!
Asher: "...I didn't do anything..." >_>;
izumi: neither did i, really ^^;
Soul: "You had a stronger resonating rate than usual. So now you need to figure out what you did differently...You either really got into it, or you both just got really pissed at the right moment together."
izumi: hmm.....
Asher: "...I was pretty annoyed with you, Death Scythe...But I felt something else coming off of Izumi...I don't know."
Soul: -_-;
izumi: really? i didnt feel anything come from me though... ^^;
Soul: "Well, I need to put ice on this...Ah...Go over to that dummy over there and keep hitting its mitts until I get back."
*The dummy has Stein's face drawn onto it*
izumi: *sweatdrop*
Asher: "...You could've taken one of that bear's masks?"
Soul: "I'd like _not_ to have Tezca talk to me. Ever." *walks away*
izumi:......*sigh*
Asher: "..." *human form* "We need a break, too. How are you?"
izumi: ok, i guess..........did i make the right choice?
Asher: "...You want a new partner?"
izumi: no, im not saying that! i mean...did i make the right choice, coming to the DWMA?
Asher: "...What's making you think that?"
izumi: i mean, i dont really have any talent as a meister, and i barely know how to fight. i dont even have any real skills or soul perception or anything.
Asher: "Yeah, but did every student who came here know how to fight?"
izumi: i guess _some_ did? ......
Asher: "...Well, they aren't letting us do heavy-duty combat classes until we get through physical stuff..." *pokes her forearm* "Build up muscles, I guess."
izumi: =3=;
Asher: *smirks* "Maybe ask Death Scythe for a training regiment?"
izumi: can i even do that?
Asher: "Of course you can--you're Izumi Albarn."
izumi:............
Asher: "...So, ready to bash that dummy and build up some muscle?"
izumi:....y-yeah....
-elsewhere-
Tezca: "How're your charges holding up, Esther?"
esther: quite well i'd think. and yours~? ^^
Tezca: "Super! We got them on espionage training."
esther: oh, and how's that been for them?
Tezca: "I think they're taking well to the horse suit."
-elsewhere-
naho: *humming*
???: hiya miss naho!
naho: ?? !! ame!
ame: *HUG* hehe! ^^
Ame's Father: "Oh, hello." *smiles*
naho: hiya mr isawa!
ame: lookie lookie! my hair's growing longer again, see? *holds up her pigtails*
naho: oh that's great! you look so cute!
ame: ^w^
Mr. isawa: "Is that a school uniform, Naho?"
naho: oh this? well sorta, i thought i'd wear a more stylized uniform today. ^^
mrs isawa: oh right! you were in that fashion show recently werent you?
Mr. Isawa: "How did it go?"
naho: it was super fun, and i even got to meet yamamin in person! she's an idol singer btw.
Mr. Isawa: "I see." ^^; "We were taking Ame out to the park."
naho: oh that sounds nice. have fun! ^^
-elsewhere-
Saria: "Just focus on your aim..."
lukas:...*inhales*
Saria: *smiles in her weapon form, closes her eyes, trying to resonate with him*
lukas:...*aims and strikes*
*Perfect hit*
lukas: !!! YAY! ^u^
Saria: "Great work! We were in sync there!" ^^
lukas: yeah...
-elsewhere-
higuchi: *knocks*
Chuuya: "Hmm?" *opens the door*
higuchi: hey, the party's just about ready. how're the girls?
Chuuya: "Getting ready. Thanks for finding a dress for Miyuri."
miyuri: WOOOOW it's so soft!
Chuuya: ^^; "Ready to head out, Miyuri?"
miyuri: *nod nod*
sonia:...yes papa.
Chuuya: *pats Sonia's head* "That dress looks great."
sonia: *smiles*
Chuuya: "Let's get going..."
-in the party room-
miyuri: *shiny eyes* WOOOOAH!
Walter: *turns on the remote for the disco ball*
miyuri: *GASP* WHAT IS THAT?!
Walter: "A mirror ball! Perfect for getting down to boogie!"
miyuri: oooooooh.
sonia: ^^;
Motojiro: *putting snacks onto a plate*
miyuri: *sniff sniff* !!! *looking at the snacks* *drools*
Motojiro: "Anything you want, Miyuri?"
miyuri: *staaaaaring at the snacks* *spots wasabi* what's that?
Motojiro: "Wasabi. It's kind of spicy?"
miyuri: *nom*.... OuO ...... QuQ;;;;;
Chuuya: "!!!" *hands Miyuri some punch*
miyuri: >XP the green stuff is yucky!
sonia: *sweatdrop*
Motojiro: "Maybe something sweet?"
miyuri: yes please!
Chuuya: *offers a cupcake*
miyuri: *nom* MMMMM!! >w<
Chuuya: ^^;
sonia: uncle kajii, if it's not too much to ask, do you think you can come over sometimes to help tutor miyuri?
Motojiro: QwQ "Of course! I was hoping someone would want me to help..."
sonia: thank you.
higuchi: ^^; (from terrorist bomber to teacher. this mafia sure is something else...)
Gin: "Ichiyo. May I speak with you?"
higuchi: um s-sure! whats up?
Gin: *pulls her aside*
higuchi: ah-
Gin: *they are in a separate room* "We need to speak privately about something important."
higuchi: ._.;;;
Gin: "While we are now pardoned of previous actions, the threat we faced also exposed our previous residences."
higuchi:...yeah...it did....
Gin: "Since we are all finding new places to live, I do not want you and your sister to be unprotected..."
higuchi: gin...
Gin: "..." *reaches into her purse, and removes a key*
higuchi: oh!
Gin: "I'm sorry for not asking you first...but I found a place for Ryu and me. We would be happy to have both of you live with us."
higuchi: i would love to!
Walter: "How's it going, Etta?"
etta: doing better. my wrists are a little sore still, so i'm taking it easy.
Walter: "Yeah. That was crazy...Good thing you and Kafka survived it."
etta: yeah....im glad franzy was there...
Walter: ^w^ "You told him that?"
etta: hm?
Walter: "I think he'd like to hear it--he was really concerned for you."
etta: *nods* ok! ^^
Walter: "Speak of the devil!" *flips over the couch, sneaking away*
Kafka: *walks into the room, looking around*
etta: *waves* ^^
Kafka: "!!! ..." *wave*
Q: and this is elise!
elise: hi everyone!
tom: hi!
bessy: your hair is pretty!
elise: ^^
Wilhelm: "Where are you from?"
elise: well it's a bit of a long story.
higuchi:...hey gin? how big is the new house?
Gin: "1 master room, 1 bedroom each for our siblings, 1 guest room..."
higuchi: do you think the guest room can be for a 5th person?
Gin: "Someone you have in mind?"
higuchi: ...i think we should adopt Q.
Gin: "...I see."
higuchi: he's been through enough, maybe we could rehabilitate him in a loving home?
Gin: "..." *small smile* " 'Loving'?"
higuchi: .////.;
Gin: "I would be happy to...if it's with you." *holds her hand*
higuchi: =///////=
Gin: "Let's speak with Q."
katya: speakin of loving homes, dont you and lev have a wedding to plan, kajii?
Motojiro: "..." O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
leo: ^^;
Motojiro: "My mind just reeled from the expanded options now that we are no longer confined to this location--so many more options for the ceremony, reception, honeymoon--Too much--"
leo: *pats his shoulder* it's ok, <love>.
Motojiro: ^\\\\^; <I promise--first thing tomorrow, we'll find a place for the ceremony.>
-elsewhere-
atsushi: *passed out on the futon* =~= longest.....day.....ever......sleep has never been more needed.
Kyoka: =_= *yawns*
sylvia: *asleep*
Kyoka: "..." *tucks Sylvia in* "I think we all need sleep..." *yawns*
atsushi: yeah....
Kyoka: *lies down...* "Zzz..."
atsushi:...
Odasaku: Still not sleeping?
atsushi: (trying to...)
Odasaku: (Sorry--I didn't mean to interrupt.)
atsushi: (it's fine...)
Odasaku: (...I know Dazai appreciated what you did.)
atsushi:...*nods*
Odasaku: (What will you do now with what you have learned?)
atsushi: (nothing i really _can_ do but move forward.)
Odasaku: (...I suppose you're right.)
atsushi:.....(should i wait to tell dazai about...you know..?)
Odasaku: (...This is your body. I don't think I have a say in your decision.)
atsushi:... (good point.) *sigh* (maybe i shouldnt say anything for now.)
Odasaku: (I'm sure he'll understand.)
atsushi: yeah.....night.
Odasaku: (Good night.)
-elsewhere-
Poe: "..." *lying in bed, staring at the wall*
lana: feeling better, edgar?
Poe: "..." *shakes his head*
lana: ...*hug*
Poe: *shivers, quiet sob*
lana: i love you, you know that?
Poe: "Y-Yes...It was knowing that fact that kept me living..."
lana: *kiss on the cheek*
Poe: T\\\\\T *hug*
lana: say, why dont i invite rowena and ranpo over for tea tomorrow?
Poe: "...Okay. Yes."
-elsewhere-
naomi: hey bro? still cant sleep?
Tanizaki: "Sorry...Was I keeping you awake?"
naomi: *shakes head* i brought hot cocoa if that helps.
Tanizaki: *nods* "Sounds good...Marshmallows?"
naomi: mmhmm ^^ how about tomorrow you, me, and kirako visit one of the cat cafe's in the shopping street?
Tanizaki: "Gr-Great." ^^;
-elsewhere-
kenji: hey yosano? my friend nankichii's gonna be sleeping over tonight, is that ok?
nankichii: *holding onto kenji's sleeve, crying*
Yosano: "Sure. Hello, Nankichii."
nankichii: *hic* s-scary, this place is scary! i-i wanna go back to ihatov! *sobs*
kenji: *rubs his back* it's ok, nankichii, gon wont bully you anymore.
gon: kon kon! i said i was sorry! >3<
Yosano: ^^; "I see you had your own experience..." *stretches* "I'm done from hospital work, so just keep it down."
kenji: ok. come on nankichii. we'll make a blanket fort!
Yosano: ^^ *yawns* *grabs a glass*
-elsewhere-
Dumas: "..." *staring at a laptop screen*
marquis: *sleeping, holding his pillow* mama....papa...dont go...
Dumas: "..." *sighs* *searches online for a name*
-some results come up-
-there are photos of a woman named 'Mercedes'-
Dumas: "..." *clicks a social media profile*
-one page is Mercedes Mondego, she's holding a young toddler boy-
Dumas: "... ... ..." *buries his face into his hands, lets out something between a groan and a sob*
emily: hnn? hullo? =.= *still half asleep*
Dumas: "..." *wipes his eyes* "Hey."
emily: is everything ok with you?
Dumas: "...Just looking up someone."
emily: ah.
Dumas: "...How are your comrades recovering?"
emily: well, they're doing well. they managed to get all the poison out of ebie, so she's resting right now too.
Dumas: "Hmm...Good. ...Did you have a similar experience?"
emily: well...
Dumas: "???"
emily:.. *shakes head* it's nothing.
Dumas: "...It's none of my business, but that doesn't sound like 'nothing.'"
emily: ....
Dumas: "...You like dogs?"
emily: i suppose so.
Dumas: "This is mine." *shows his laptop*
emily: aw, how cute!
Dumas: "That's Haydee. I adopted her."
emily: she's so sweet. ^^
Dumas: *nods* "Very affectionate..." *points at Marquis* "Even to this goof."
emily: ^^;
Dumas: "Your people have pets?"
-elsewhere-
stocking: here we are.
Rin: "Looks kinda empty..."
gilda:.....*knocks*
manager: yessss?
Yukio: <Hello. We are interested in rooms for the night.>
stocking: <room for 4 please>
manager: <right this way please.>
Rin: *looking at the decor* "Looks pleasant enough. How're the baths here?"
manager: <quite nice. the young lady that was here asked the same thing.>
Yukio: "???" <With striking hair?>
manager: <yes, quite unusual for this area>
Rin: "As our map said..."
manager: <well, here's your room. and feel free to reserve a private bath if you need to.>
gilda: *smiles*
Rin: "Cool! I'll take one--"
Yukio: "Sit down and help me review these maps."
Rin: -3-
manager: <enjoy your stay.> *exits*
*there's another room, locked up*
gilda:......*pokes the lock*
???: "OUCH!" *thump*
gilda: !!!!! *startled jump*
stocking: ?!? what the heck?!
Yukio: "???" *pulls out his gun, aims for the door--*
gilda: D8
stocking: yukio, you're gonna get us thrown out!
Yukio: *to the neighbor* "Exit right now, or I'm giving you a failing grade and reporting you to Pheles."
Rin: "...Yuki, in the real world, no one caves into bad grades from people who aren't their teachers--you'd have better luck with the gun."
stocking: *sweatdrop* let me handle this. *ahem* excuse me, are you alright over there? sorry my friend poked you in the eye. ^^;
???: *struggling to change their voice* "It-It's fine! You're a very nice lady, and I know you're sincere in your apology..."
stocking: not a problem. ^^; (hmm....) why dont you guys go check the baths out? im gonna see if there's a vending machine.
???: *small annoyed groan* -_-;
Yukio: "But we have maps to review--"
Rin: *already dragging Yukio away* ^w^
stocking: ^^ .......
-elsewhere-
lydia: *packing boxes*
Ivan: *shaking* <Wh-Where is Master? And Young Master?>
lydia: it's ok, vanya. fyodor did mention this being part of the plan, remember?
Ivan: *sniffles*
lydia:....*pats his back*
Gogol: *looking outside* "..."
elizaveta: *hug*
Gogol: ^^; *hugs her*
elizaveta: *holds up leila* *wrrr* *different voice* it's ok, kolya! you still have us!
Gogol: *nods* "I know--and I appreciate you both." *head pat*
elizaveta: ^w^
lydia:......*sigh* <our numbers are dwindling more and more....>
Ivan: <And we have to move quickly out of here.>
lydia: <i dont think we can move the comatose one in this state....>
Ivan: <So, what, we leave her?>
lydia: <if we bring her, it'll take up time and risk us getting caught. just one of those sacrifices we have to make.......>
Ivan: <I suppose...At least we have other bargaining chips.>
lydia:.....*nods* (it hurts looking at her......it reminds me of-...) *bites her lip* <r-right.>
Ivan: <I'll get the prisoners...I'll need help since we lack the previous servants.>
lydia: <right.> ...... <perhaps we should contact our base back in st petersburg to send recruits?>
Ivan: <Shall I?>
lydia: *nods*
-elsewhere-
Inka: O_O;;;;;; "..." *rubs her eyes*
sasori: *asleep*
Inka: "..." *lies next to her*
sasori:...mmn....mama....
Inka: "..." *hug*
-morning-
Chuuya: "Zzz..."
mito: *paws at his hair*
Chuuya: *grumbles, turning*
miyuri: zzzzzz
sonia: *yaaawn*
Chuuya: =_= *yawn* *looks*
miyuri: zzzzzzz....
Chuuya: "..." *carefully getting up to go to the kitchen*
sonia: miyuri, its time to wake up now.
miyuri: *yaaaaawn*
sonia: papa, can we have pancakes?
miyuri: ??
Chuuya: *nods* "Coming right up."
miyuri: *looking around*
*there's a window facing the forest*
miyuri: *peeeeeek*
*looks like Akutagawa is outside, looking at the woods*
miyuri: *knocks*
Akutagawa: *turns*
miyuri: *waving* hiya! ^^
Akutagawa: "..." *nods*
miyuri: ^^
sonia: come on miyuri. the kitchen's this way.
Akutagawa: "..." *waves*
miyuri: *takes a seat* what's all that stuff?
sonia: that's the refrigerator, it keeps things cold. and that's the oven. it makes things warm.
miyuri: oooooh!
Chuuya: *at the stove, flipping the pancake*
miyuri: *sniffs* mmmm~ smells yummy. =w=
Chuuya: "Any fruit with it, kids?"
miyuri: *looking at everything*
Chuuya: "...I guess take it slow..." *sets down a glass of orange juice*
sonia: maybe start with just syrup and butter first.
miyuri: okaaay.
Chuuya: "Okay..." *sets out the syrup and butter before plating the pancakes*
miyuri: *nom*...*WIDE EYES* .......
sonia: ._. miyu-
miyuri: MIYURI CAN SEE ETERNITY!!! 8D
Chuuya: .___. "..." *takes back the syrup bottle--*
sonia: *sweatdrop*
Chuuya: "Sonia, make sure she packs...and keep her away from sugar."
sonia: noted.
miyuri: miyuri doesnt have anything to pack though.
Chuuya: "...Well, you have that new dress?"
miyuri: ^^
Chuuya: ^^;
-elsewhere-
shinra: *YAAAAAWN*
Relan: "Morning..."
shinra: morning. *streeeeetch*
lisa: oh hey, your up.
shinra:.....hey rel, when did we get a new recruit?
-CHOP-
lisa: -_-# its me, lisa.
Relan: ^^; "I love the new hair."
shinra: >3<; im sorry! i didnt recognize you cuz of the hair!
lisa: yeah, decided to try something new.
Vulcan: ^^ "It's great." *passes a hand on the back of her neck*
lisa: *blush* thanks vul.
Vulcan: ^\\\\^
-elsewhere-
Lucy: *knock knock knock* "I'm ready to begin my training! ...Hello? Open up!"
Kunikida: =_= *pulls blankets over himself*
aya: kunikida, lucy's here!
Kunikida: "It's not even 7 AM. Tell her to come back--"
*PUNCH*
*the door is knocked down*
aya: she's in.
Lucy: *the doorway now seems to show Anne's room behind her* ^w^ "I'm ready to train!"
Kunikida: =_= "...We'll begin with morning exercises. Aya, show her the usual stretching exercises...I need to get replacement hinges..." *writing in his notebook, summoning hinges*
aya: yes sir! *salutes*
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: *holding up Konro's medicine, looking over its manufacturer* "..."
kabuki: been quite a lot of excitement these past few days, hasnt there?
Benimaru: "Uh huh..." *sets it down* *groans*
kabuki: sir?
Benimaru: "...I have to do it."
kabuki: ??
Benimaru: "..." *writes something down* "Go to the Fifth and drop this off. Make sure only the Commander there sees it. I have to do something at home."
kabuki: *examines* very well sir.
Benimaru: *nods* *walks towards home*
*two sets of eyes watch from the alley*
???: "..."
-elsewhere-
Kyoka: "Feeling better?"
atsushi: yeah.
Kyoka: "..." *head pat* "You're doing good."
atsushi: *smiles* thanks
Kyoka: "Want to go out today?"
atsushi: sure!
sylvia: o-ok..
Kyoka: "We can get lunch, shop..."
atsushi: why dont we visit the museum today?
Kyoka: "Oh, good."
sylvia: t-that sounds nice.
Kyoka: "Any new exhibits?"
atsushi: i think there's one on robots and aliens. ^^
Kyoka: "...'Aliens'?"
atsushi: like in the movies.
Kyoka: "Ah. We should watch some movies, too--maybe this weekend."
atsushi: sounds good. ^^ maybe i'll even invite lucy, if she's not busy.
Kyoka: "Like training."
-elsewhere-
sayaka: welp, got my stuff packed, and i leave for hoozuki first thing tomorrow.
ouya: ^^ you be safe, you hear?
sayaka: i will, mom.
Mr. Miki: "And call home."
sayaka: will do!
-elsewhere-
Spirit: ._.; "You both look exhausted..." *sets down breakfast*
sachiko: no kidding. *sigh* -~- *takes coffee mug* come to mama, sweet brown medicine.
Spirit: ^^; *hands an ice pack to Izumi*
izumi: thanks dad.
Spirit: "How's training?"
izumi:...it's been good.
Spirit: "Well, if you're sore, that may indicate you're strengthening...And if Soul gives you any trouble--" *summons a blade* "--_you let me know~_..."
izumi: ^^;;; will do.
-elsewhere-
Rin: =w= *curled up in the bed*
stocking: [morning, kiddo <3]
Kid: [good morning. miss u, love 💗 ]
stocking: [u get the pics i sent? *winky emoticon*]
Kid: [oh yes .\\\. very much appreciated. have fun?]
stocking: [so far. dinner was delish last night.]
Kid: [oh? fancy?]
stocking: [it was interesting. mission work will begin today. secondary mission is to try some traditional japanese sweets]
Kid: [^^ of course. be safe--and enjoy!]
-elsewhere-
Viktor: "I'm heading out." *picks up a file folder labeled "Hajima"*
nozomi: good luck. ^^
Viktor: *smiles* "Thanks!" *turns around...looks a bit grimmer as he exits the Eighth's church*
Petra: "Come along--purification needs to be finished on time..."
rita: *nods* *signing* <ok!>
Vulcan: "--and the new garbage disposal should be quieter." *flips a switch...nothing happens* "???"
-BOOM-
tamaki: AGH! WHY?!?
Vulcan: ._.;;; *runs away*
Petra: "...Well, you were going in for purification anyway..."
tamaki: =_=
-elsewhere-
Sakuya: O_O;
naho: ._.
Higan: "What up, young people? I'm your substitute teacher. Call me Higan."
naho: *tries to slump in her seat to hide*
Higan: "Now, I want to get to know all of you--starting with an important question...What's the subject of this class?"
izumi:.....*face desk*
-elsewhere-
Walter: "How's packing?"
higuchi: coming along.
Gin: "Not like we brought much..."
higuchi: we still need to move the stuff from our old homes to the new house.
Walter: "Never fear--I kept security tabs on your old places to deter visitors--" *looks at his phone*
*tiny shrieks are heard*
Walter: "...I may have scared some Death Scouts who were stopping by to sell you cookies."
higuchi: ._.;
Gin: "...The pardon wasn't for _you_."
Walter: ^^;
Tachihara: *laughs* "Ever think of being tech support for the Mafia?"
Walter: "Um...Thanks, but no thanks. I like not getting shot at."
goethe: *staaaares* besides, he's under contract~
Walter + Tachihara: QwQ;;;;;;;;
-elsewhere-
rin: *relaxing in the bath* =w=
Yukio: *yawns* =_= "So much to review..."
rin: ....so when are you gonna tell shiemi you like her?
Yukio: "...You don't understand."
rin: what's not to understand? you busted a dinner date for her!
Yukio: "...If she knew the real me, she'd hate me."
rin: you dont know that. she's seen me at my most fucked up, and she still considers me her friend. ^^
Yukio: "..." *gets up to leave* "She'd hate me..."
rin:.....*pouts* *grumble grumble* stupid stubborn yukio.
Yukio: "..."
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: "More tea?"
kirei: *nods*
Benimaru: "Right away." *heats up water* "How has your sleep been?"
kirei: it's been alright for the most part.
Benimaru: *nods* "You're appointment is tomorrow?"
kirei: *nods* konro offered to bring me.
Benimaru: *smiles* "I'm glad...Please remind him to pick up his medicine."
kirei: i will....do you want to say hello? *rubs her stomach*
Benimaru: "..." *leans his ear to her stomach*
kirei: ^////^ *head pats*
Benimaru: =\\\\= "Hello, small one... Your father is here...He's not going anywhere."
-elsewhere-
axel: *checking his phone* yes! just caught a growlithe!
Zeke: "Sweet!" *looking at his phone* "...Nothing."
-elsewhere-
Steinbeck: "Good to be home..." *scratching his bandages*
ebie: ^^
baum: *hugging dorothy* Q~Q
dorothy: =A=;
Hemingway: "Held down the fort for us, then? Good lad."
baum: not a problem. oh sweet dorothy, the doctors didnt try to do shock therapy on you did they? TT~TT
dorothy: no, im fine. please stop, brother, you're only embarrassing yourself.
Steinbeck: "...Dark. Let's get going on our next heist--" *shifts--and winces* T~T
emily: are you sure you're ok, john?
Steinbeck: "I-I'm sure I'm fine." *smiles...then falls over* "Zzz..."
emily:...*sigh*
-elsewhere-
Dumas: *pets Haydee*
haydee: ^w^ *licks his hand*
Dumas: ^^ "Miss me, Haydee? I missed you, too."
haydee: *nuzzle* ^w^
cervantes: good doggo!
Dumas: "..." *sighs*
cervantes: ah *lays on couch* good to be back! ^^ .....you ok, dumas?
Dumas: "...Fine."
marquis: you've been gloomier than usual since this morning.
Dumas: "...It's nothing."
marquis: *huuug* would cuddles make it better~? 💗
Dumas: -_-; "...It's not hurting, but it's not helping either."
cervantes: huzzah! group hug! ^^
Dumas: "..." *sighs* "A regular trio..."
-elsewhere-
Poe: *sips tea* "Ah...Thank you for this..."
rowena: ^^
ranpo: *nomming on scones*
Poe: "Any work coming up for you all?"
lana: well, there's gonna be some fundraisers held at the hotel's restaurant.
Poe: "Oh? Charity or politics or investors?"
lana: pharaon shipping company, if memory serves.
Poe: "Ah, so courier service?"
lana: *nods*
Poe: "Hmm...Invitation only?"
-elsewhere-
Hibana: *opens the blinds to her luxury office--* "..."
kabuki: hello. ^^
Hibana: "...Look, if you want an autograph, you mail a form, my secretary sorts it, then I have my gopher do it for me. Now, beat it, before I call security."
kabuki: um actually, i have some questions to ask. ^^;
Hibana: "Interviews also go through my secretary--"
kabuki: *hands her a paper*
Hibana: "..." *looks* "Seal of the 7th..." *takes it, opens it* "..." *looks up* "You read this?"
kabuki: *shakes head*
Hibana: *snaps fingers* "Angels."
angels: yes princess?
Hibana: *writes a prescription* "Get him this for his captain. He'll be back to pick up more." *stares at Kabuki* "No one is to see you coming or going to pick up your captain's medicine--is that understood?"
-elsewhere-
Kepuri: "Okay, try this on..." *holding some mechanical contraption that looks like a travel pillow*
mana: *doing so* now what?
Kepuri: "Stand perfectly still..." *gets behind a metal barrier* *presses a button on a remote--*
*the metal collar on Mana's neck shakes--before metal juts out of it*
mana: ._.;;;;
*the collar has formed a suit of knight-like armor around Mana*
mana: woah!
Kepuri: "Now, try to move your right foot forward 3 centimeters."
mana: *step*
Kepuri: "Okay, releasing the weight--"
*a panel in the ceiling opens, as a weight falls towards Mana*
mana: O_O;;;
*the weight knocks Mana's helmet, but no obvious damage*
mana: huh. impressive.
Kepuri: "Yep! Newest in combat equipment! There's just one problem..."
mana: and that would be?
Kepuri: "I haven't figured out how to get someone _out_ of the suit."
mana: ._______. CHIE! HELP.
-elsewhere-
*a lighter goes off, as someone puffs on a cigarette*
izzy: ....
Joker: "We're all here--minus our newest partner."
izzy: so what's the plan?
Joker: "The Holy See has only one entrance--through the front gates."
nailfile: oh, so we just waltz right in?
Joker: "Not without some extra muscle..."
benimaru: ...
nailfile: oooh, he's cute.
benimaru: i'm also married. -_-#
Joker: "That's where the Strongman comes in to clear the path."
izzy: *whistle* im amazed you convinced a battalion commander to help us.
benimaru: and you want _my_ help in particular because...?
Joker: "You aren't curious what the Church is hiding? Or have you forgotten what the Church has done to your people? Or how they drafted you as their latest firefighter, their latest mutt?"
benimaru:.....
Joker: "And you're here-- even with a suspicious guy like me."
izzy: well then. *holds up her dice* shall we get this party started~?
-and so-
*inside the Church*
Raffles III: *praying*
-BOOOOOOOOM-
priest: !?!?
izzy: good evening, padres and madres. hope you dont mind us dropping in~
Raffles III: "W-Who are you?!"
izzy: well, i suppose you can call us 'renegades'.
Raffles III: "...Get me out of here." *grabs a priest's arm*
izzy: aww, leaving so soon, gramps?
*an open palm lands on Priest 2's chest*
priest 2: !!!
Benimaru: "Back off." *with the tiniest press of the open palm, the Priest is knocked back*
izzy: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Benimaru: *staring off in the direction of Amaterasu* "..."
Joker: "Quite the entrance--as suited to this brand of justice."
nailfile: ....*glances in the same direction* yeah. that thing always creeped me out. something feels....evil 'bout it. i dunno.
Benimaru: "I feel blood coming off of it, like it's in the air..."
Joker: *smiles*
priest 3: and just what are you, smiling about?!
Joker: *turns* "Because I'm going to kick your ass."
priest 3: LANGUAGE!
Joker: *slams his fist into the Priest's face* "Fuck you."
???: please. allow me.
Joker: "???"
bowl-cut priest: ....
Joker: "You're new..."
Benimaru: "I'll handle this." *approaches--*
-POW-
Benimaru: *gasps...collapses*
Joker: O_O;
izzy:....well shit.
Joker: "So much for a strongman...Well, guess we need to run." *looks up at Bowl-Cut* "What'd you do to him?"
bowl-cut priest: so much for 'strongest firefighter'. nothing more than a dumb animal.
Joker: "..." *sniffs* "What's burning?" *looks down*
bowl-cut priest: ??
Benimaru: *he's on fire*
bowl-cut: oh?
Benimaru: *climbs up* "I'm not finished..."
bowl-cut: but- but that's impossib-
Benimaru: *leaps with a punch to Bowl-Cut's stomach*
bowl-cut: GRK-
*something drops from Bowl-Cut's hand*
Joker: "??? A blow-pipe?"
nailfile: and not the drug kind.
izzy: -_-;
Joker: "How did you survive that poison from this pipe, Strongman?"
Benimaru: "...I have too much to live for."
Joker: "..." -_-# "Fine. Be a dick and don't bother explaining things."
izzy: (is he even human??)
-more priests charge-
izzy: ...*smirks* alright chucklefucks. let's get this party lit.
-elsewhere-
gilda: *sleeping*
stocking: *asleep*
Yukio: *turned away from the others*
rin:...hey, you awake?
Yukio: "..."
rin:...you never really talk to us.....i get it, sometimes i like my space and privacy too, so i wont dig too much...but you've been acting more distant lately. from me, kyouko, dad, shiemi.....just- if things get bad for you, you can rely on us, ok?
Yukio: *clenching his jaw, eyes open*
rin: i really mean it....we- i worry about you......not saying anything?....*sigh* love you too, bro. night.
Yukio: "..." *holding back tears*
-elsewhere-
izzy:.....well where the fuck is everyone?!
Benimaru: "Did I blow up _everyone_?"
Joker: "No." *points to the altar* "We have to go underground."
nailfile: underground? you dont mean-
Joker: "The Nether."
izzy: well shit....
Joker: "Just lift the top--"
nailfile: waiiit, how do _you_ know this?
Benimaru: *kicks the entire altar away*
nailfile: OxO
Joker: ^^; "I grew up in darkness. I acclimated to darkness. I love darkness~"
nailfile: ooookay. (weirdo)
izzy:....you knoooow, we _do_ have an open position for the oni of wrath, mr shinmon.
Benimaru: "Hell no."
izzy:....eh, worth a shot. oh well. into the rabbit hole we go.
Benimaru: "You know this path? Then you should go first."
Joker: "More so you know I won't stab you in the back?"
-and so-
nailfile: ugh, this place gives me the creeps. my grandma used to tell me stories about this place...
Joker: "Good things?"
nailfile: what do _you_ think?
Joker: *shrugs*
izzy: .... so joker, what's your story?
Joker: "Hmm...I don't like talking about the past. If we survive this, I'll tell you another time."
izzy: hmph 737
Benimaru: "..." *grabs Joker by the collar, slamming him into a wall*
Joker: ^^;
Benimaru: "Do not test my patience. I've followed you this far without answers. I have put my home--my family--at risk for your bullshit. Spill, or I spill your blood."
Joker: "..." *smacks away his hand* "Don't test my patience, either. ...Let's just say, I was in the Church."
izzy: really? didnt take you for the religious type.
Joker: "I wasn't a willing member."
nailfile: the hell does _that_ mean?
Benimaru: "Wait a minute...Were you..."
Joker: *smirks* "Oh? Asakusa's God of Destruction has his interest piqued? Very well--I'll answer your question."
Benimaru: "...You had a bowl cut?"
izzy: *snerk* *stiffled laughter*
nailfile:.....<so gross.>
Joker: O_O; "No! I was working for the Church's dark side!"
izzy: ....huh. who'da thought.
Benimaru: "I don't understand."
Joker: "Just keep moving forward--you'll get it soon enough."
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: *scrolling through real estate listings on a web site*
sonia: *showing flash cards to miyuri* and this one is called a 'rectangle'
miyuri: oooooh.
Chuuya: *smiles* *marks down 3 listings*
miyuri: and what's this one?
sonia: that's a 'triangle'.
Chuuya: *writes down a number* "Hey, kids--I'm going to be making some calls."
sonia: ok papa. come on, miyuri. i'll show you our room.
miyuri: YAAAY! ^o^
Chuuya: *smiles* *dials*
lady: HHA homes, this is carly speaking, how can i help you tonight?
Chuuya: "Hello. I'm looking through your listings...I'm interested in a house?"
carly: ah i see.
Chuuya: "In fact, you had one listing in the suburbs--the one on Dorper Avenue?"
carly: ah yes, two story, three bedroom, two bathroom?
Chuuya: "And the backyard."
carly: yes, yes.
Chuuya: "I was thinking...I have 2 children and a cat. I think they'd like the yard. Maybe a treehouse..."
carly: well, there is a park and a school nearby, as well as a few small shops.
Chuuya: "Excellent. Could I schedule a tour?"
carly: of course! what day works for you?
Chuuya: "As soon as possible."
carly: alright.
-elsewhere-
nailfile: so this is the place, eh?
Joker: "The Nether."
nailfile: ....
Benimaru: "What is the Church hiding here?"
-the lights go out-
nailfile: *flame claws*
Joker: "They're here..." *lights up a cigarette*
izzy: _who's_ here?
*...Are those...eyes in the shadows?*
izzy: the hell?
seven: ......
Benimaru: "...Clowns? Your people?"
Joker: *smirks*
izzy: oooi, who the hell are you shitheads?
Joker: "The Shadows of the Holy Sun."
izzy:....the uniforms look stupid AF.
Joker: "Yes...This is a group of assassins, operating in secret on behalf of the Church."
commander: halt, interlopers. leave this sacred ground or else.
Joker: " 'Leave'? But this is my grand return!"
commander: what?
Joker: *smiles* "52."
commander:...after all these years.....
{*A small boy knocks a taller person down*}
{???: jeez, he's tough for a kid.}
{???: well done, 52}
{52: "It was no big deal...It's what a 'child of the sun' should do, yes?"}
{???: indeed. your next opponent is me.}
{????: he's not really gonna do it, is he? it's suicide!}
{52: "..."}
{commander: COME AT ME!}
{52: "..." *side-steps, swinging his fist at the Commander's head with a gazelle punch*}
{commander: *grabs his wrist and punches him* you're nothing. we are all children of the sun, abandoned by society and taken in by god. dont go thinking you're so special.}
{52: *stunned...acting on instinct, bites the Commander's wrist*}
{commander: GRK- why you insolent little- *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*}
{???: h-hey, knock it off, you're gonna kill him!}
{commander:...heh. if i killed him now, it would be merciful.}
{52: *gasping, choking on blood..his nose is broken*}
{-...-}
{52: *bandaged...staring at a pocket watch* "..." ("This was all they found on me...'3:32'...Was that when I was abandoned? This world...is such shit. I don't think I'm special--I don't think anyone is. I just want to survive this madness...")}
{commander: again with that watch?}
{52: "!!!"}
{commander: *takes it and crushes it, burning it* this way. now.}
{-...-}
{*a house is on fire*}
{-cries can be heard-}
{???: the demon made off with the child, we must find them and destroy them at all costs!}
{???: "Sir! 52!}
{???: what about him?}
{-...-}
{*someone tosses a mask down onto the cement bottom of an alley*}
{52: *huff puff* ("The fire distracted them...Good...Can I get away? Can I escape?") "..." *takes a step forward, leaning on the alley wall for support* ("The sun should shine on all, yes?") *clutches his eye* ("...So...It happened again...Burns...")}
{-...-}
{girl: *humming* hm? ?!?! what the-}
{*52 is passed out in the street*}
{girl: ._.;; *nudges his head with her foot* umm....hey, uh....are...are you ok?}
{52: *groans, panting, like he's dehydrated*}
{girl: oh, um... *takes water bottle from her bag and gives it to him* hey, you alright?}
{52: *opens his eye* "..." *takes the bottle, guzzling like his life depends on it*}
{girl: feeling better?}
{52: *looks, his vision blurred* "...An angel..."}
{girl: e-eh?? O////O oh i-im not-}
{52: "Save me...I don't want to go back to Hell..."}
{girl: ._.; um....daaaad?}
{-...-}
{52: *nom nom nom nom* >3< }
{woman: my my, he's got quite the appetite hasnt he?}
{girl: i guess...}
{woman: kinda cute too, and around your age~}
{girl: >///< mom! its not like that! jeez.}
{woman: fufu, just teasing. ^^}
{52: *stops...sips water* "...Ma'am...Young lady...Thank you both. I promise, I will repay you."}
{woman: oh, it's quite alright, really. right dear?}
{Man: *nods* "You looked pretty roughed up out there, son. Are you...in some kind of trouble?"}
{52: "..."}
{-...-}
{52: *standing on a balcony, looking up at the Moon* "..."}
{woman: *inside* is this really the right thing for us to do? letting him stay here? for all we know he could be some drug addict or a felon...it worries me.}
{Man: "I know...So far, he hasn't caused any problems...But he won't tell us where he's from."}
{woman: do we call the police?}
{girl: *walks out onto the balcony* hey, just thought i'd check up on you. ^^}
{52: "Ah...Hello, angel."}
{girl: 7//7; ...s-so whats up?}
{52: "I was admiring the Moon...It looks so happy..."}
{Moon: "HAA HAA HAA..."}
{girl: ^^; yeah.....they say people once lived on the moon.}
{52: "Wait, really? That's amazing!"}
{girl: yeah. maybe one day, i'll become an astronaut and walk on the moon. i think that'd be pretty cool......ah, look at me, spilling my dreams to a stranger. ^^;}
{52: "No, that's great--dreams are what keep us motivated. You know a lot about astronaut stuff?"}
{girl: yeah. see that constellation up there?}
{52: *looks up...nods*}
{girl: that's called 'orion's belt'.}
{52: "??? 'Orion'? 'Belt'? Like those...what are they called...'asteroids'?"}
{girl: hehe, close.}
{-...-}
{52: *tying his shoelaces*}
{Dad: "And here's the list. The grocery is 2 blocks north, 6 blocks west."}
{52: *nods* "Okay..."}
{Dad: "Don't forget my smokes either."}
{52: "??? Um..."}
{girl: ugh, dad, those are seriously gonna kill you someday.}
{Dad: "It's just when I'm stressed..."}
{girl: -_-; still...}
{-...-}
{52: *reading the list on his way back* ("That's everything...Even got the extra money back...")}
{-two figures in suits exit the house-}
{52: "!!!" *ducks back around the corner*}
{-the two figures leave-}
{52: "..." *sneaks back into the house--* "!!!"}
{-the girl and her parents lay dead on the floor-}
{52: "..." *drops the groceries* ("This is...They're dead...There--There's nothing I can do for them...Oh God...")}
{-...-}
{???: sir, the family 52 was staying with has been terminated.}
{commander: good. now he has nothing to return to. he's nothing more than a stray dog.}
{-...-}
{Joker: *puffing away on a cigarette, standing on an incomplete building*...This world sucks."}
Joker: "You taught me a lot..." *points his cigarette at the Commander* "Time to teach you the truth of this world."
commander: so you came running back like a little puppy? *draws sword* how pathetic.
Joker: *throws off his coat, revealing playing cards on fire* "Eat shit."
commander: thou who hast forsaken the sunlight, shall be left to rot in the dark.
Joker: "Which book of scripture is that, asshole?" *to his team* "I'll fight the Commander. You take care of the rest."
commander: seven. consider this your chance to prove your worth to us. kill them.
seven:....*CHARGES*
Benimaru: "??? How old is this brat?"
seven: *SNARLS and spin kick*
shadows: *charging*
nailfile: *SLICE SLICE*
Benimaru: *sighs* *struggling with one Shadow* "Fast...but reckless." *trips them*
shadow: grk-
izzy: tch- what a hassle. *pulls out a pistol* guess it's time to pull out this bad boy.
Shadow: *growls, swinging their blade towards Izzy*
izzy: *BANG*
-BOOM-
Shadow: *silent, falling down*
izzy: *smirks*
Shadow: *bear hug from behind*
izzy: ?!?
nailfile: *SLASH*
Shadow: *sliced across the chest--but even as they're bleeding profusely, punches at Nailfile's face*
nailfile: *dodge* hey! <watch the hands, buddy!>
izzy: hey! little help here!
nailfile: *SLICE*
*WHOOSH*
izzy: pah- thanks.
nailfile: anytime, girl. ^^
Benimaru: "Their breathing...They intend to kill."
commander: *attacking joker*
Joker: *dodges* "You haven't changed...The mask still looks the same."
commander: you'd be best going back into hiding.
Joker: "I just came here to play. Interested?" *flips cards over his head in a half-circle path*
-SLASH SLASH-
Joker: *charges his cards with flames, sending them to go around the Commander's sword swings--*
commander: you think you can honestly stop me? You think you're the underdog in this heroic tale--but, really, you're not the hero. You're just a mutt, who shook off his leash--and needs to be put down.
~TEN THOUSAND WILD BLADES OF THE WHIP~
Joker: "!!!" *screams in pain, before collapsing*
commander: giving up so soon? pathetic.
Joker: *tries to climb up--*
-STOMP-
Joker: *face slammed into the cement floor*
commander: *grins*
Joker: "..." *his head starts to rise*
commander: ??
Joker: *lifting his head up--with his tongue against the floor*
commander: ?!
Joker: *slides his tongue along the floor--backing up enough to push himself up, swinging his fist back at the Commander's face*
commander: *knocked back*
Joker: *spits* "I'm through with games...I need to take this more seriously..." *smiles wickedly* "A fight to the death."
commander: oh?
Joker: *puffs* "52...I'll end your life, with 52 cards."
commander: heh.
Joker: *shows his remaining cards* "Let's count!" *begins flinging cards*
commander: pah! we are as a group! you may cut us down as many times as you wish, but we shall always regroup. and those that remain solitary die alone! so tell me 52, how many cards will remain before you die?!
Joker: "Tch..." *continues his attack...but he's running out of cards*
commander: you thought you would be free if you left, but you're a weakling who couldnt survive without our help! a failure is a failure, simple as that! and a failure like you cant win on your own!
seven: ....
Joker: *pants...he's holding 2 cards in-between his fingers...as he clutches his bleeding left arm*
commander: i know all your moves, 52. im the one who taught them to you!
Joker: "..." *smiles widely* "I'm the Dreamer of the Dawn..."
commander: hn?
Joker: "I am the Smoker..."
commander: ?!
Joker: "I'M THE JOKER!"
commander: ?!?
*multiple Jokers appear around the Commander*
commander: WHAT IS THIS?!
Joker: "I learned...how to clone myself."
commander: ?!?!
Joker: *snort laugh* "Nah, I'm just kidding you." *waves his cigarette* "I smoke the good shit."
izzy: WELL THAT EXPLAINS THE SHIT SMELL!
Joker: "This is a rare breed I cultivate. I had to figure out how to make sure it only affects certain people. I'm kind of surprised my comrades today aren't seeing melting eyeballs, humanoid roaches on walls, or talking animals..."
commander: what the hell?!
Joker: "What sucks is that it kind of screws up your perception of time. Helps me to escape in the blink of an eye--but it can be disarming if you aren't used to it."
commander: damn you!
*something drops with a PLOP noise*
commander: ?!?
*The Commander's forearm is already sliced off, lying on the floor*
Joker: *smiles* "What's wrong? You're always talking about teamwork. So pull your 'team' together..."
commander: ?!?!?!?
Joker: "Now, I know what you're thinking--'But 52 used up all of his cards'! So, I need to remind you: I AM NOT 52!" *holds up a Joker card* "I always had one more..."
commander: you-
Joker: *lets out a maniacal laugh, swinging the one card, decimating the Commander's body*
seven: !!!!!
izzy: so, whadda ya want us to do about the rugrat?
seven: my name is seven.
Joker: "...Nah, that's not a name...We need to change that."
seven: thats not you-
Joker: "Nana. That works. 'Nah-nah.' Easy to say, rhymes with itself. Nana. Come, Nana..."
seven: shut up! im seven! se-ven! child of the sun! i'll cut you all to ribbons! i'll make you all pay for this!
Benimaru: *reaches out a hand, patting her head*
seven: ?!?!?!?
Benimaru: "Children should listen to their elders...But since your elders were screwed up in the head, listen to us, now, or I'll show you something to fear."
seven: *growls*
Joker: -_-; ("As if Shadows didn't have enough abusive guardians...") "You kind of suck at this parenting thing, Strongman."
Benimaru: *glare*
izzy: well, we cant take her. we got enough brats to deal with in the hell blaze. like mantis.
Joker: "..." *smiles* "What about it, Nana? Want to come home with a fellow former Shadow~?"
seven: dont touch me, traitor! the minute your back is turned, i'll stab you in the throat!
Joker: ^^; "..." *picks Nana up, slings her over his shoulder*
seven: *pounding on his back* UNHAND ME! I'LL BURN YOU ALL ALIVE! DX<
???: "As much as I would like to see that, I can't allow it."
izzy: ?!
*Burns walks in*
nailfile: aw hell.
Burns: "...Commander Shinmon. 52. 7. Miss Godfrey. Random other person."
izzy: ?!?!?! *her tone is murderous* how the hell do you know that name?
Burns: "Haijima Industries has long associated with the Church."
izzy: *hateful glare*
seven: how do you know about us? who even are you?
Joker: "Commander Burns of the 1st Brigade--your handler in the Church, Nana."
seven: my name isnt nana!
nailfile: wait, you mean commander goodie-two-shoes burns is in on this whole thing?!
Burns: *crosses his arms* "So, you're associating with common thugs, 52? I trained you better than this."
Benimaru: "... ... ..." *lightbulb* "So, you're the one who gave this clown a bowl hair-cut?"
Joker: "!!! I'LL GIVE YOU A BOWL HAIRCUT!"
izzy: we dont have time for...whatever _this_ is. we're here for-.......wait, why are we here? i forgot in all the excitement.
Joker: *composes himself* "...To get to the Secret Holy Scriptures, I have to fight the old man now?" *sighs* *looks at his one card* "Still, this should be enough for you, gramps."
Benimaru: "Great. I wanted a real challenge."
seven: ?!
Burns: *stares at Benimaru* "...I just realized...Now's not the time to fight."
Joker: "HUH?!"
Burns: "If you're here for information about the Church, I can help."
izzy: oh? and here i thought the 1st was so loyal to the church, like dogs.
Joker: -_-; "Could everyone stop with the 'dog' insults--I'm feeling self-conscious."
Benimaru: "I think we have another question to ask: you two know each other, don't you? What's going on? We've already had an extended fight sequence--time to know what your goals are and whether I can trust you."
Joker: "...Burns was the intermediary between the Church's light and dark sides. He was one of the people who trained me..."
nailfile: wait, seriously?
Joker: "Yes...Until he formed that Adora Link."
izzy: so wait, are you guys....adora bursts?
Burns: *sighs* "No. Forming an Adora Link is connecting _to_ Adora."
Joker: "And those with the Burst get a power-up from the Link. We just lose our fucking eyes."
izzy:........ .___.
Burns: "The Burst is what a handful of people possess to withstand linking to Adora, to that other world. We were not so 'blessed.'"
Benimaru: "When did you see it? When Arg or Kusakabe did?"
Joker: "No. When Amaterasu released a bunch of Infernals."
nailfile: WHAT?!
Benimaru: "I never heard of this."
Joker: "Of course not: people have to believe Amaterasu is absolutely safe...So, that's when the Shadows are called in to do the dirty work to cover it up. And Burns led that mission."
{Burns: "Where are the others?"}
{52: "Knocked down."}
{Burns: "One more target...Straight ahead?"}
{52: as far as i know, yes. just leave it to me.}
{*footsteps are heard...like crackling fire*}
{Burns: "Here it comes..."}
{infernal: GRRRK-KRAAAAAA!!}
{Burns: "AH!" *falls to his knees, covering his ears*}
{52: what the hell is this?!}
{Burns: *looks up* "!!!"}
{It's a hellscape...Are those eyeballs in the sky?}
{52: is this...hell?.....grk- GAAH! m-my eye!!}
{*A figure hovers in the sky, cloaked in white, looking down on them*}
{*The ground is burning under them*}
{52: ?!?!?!}
{???: "Mathematics. Truth. Insect. Hell. God..."}
{52: what?}
{*something is burning under 52's hand*}
{52: *looks*}
{*the entire ground is on fire!*}
{52: ?!?!?!?! *screaming*}
{Burns: *struggles to stand...before he rushes at the Infernal*}
{52: where is this?!}
{???: "Hell..."}
{Burns: *screams, as he charges his arm, putting it through the Infernal*}
{-...-}
{Burns: "52! Wake up!" *clutching his burning eye*}
{52: !??!!? w-what....what was....}
{Burns: "The Infernal...must have had the ability to cause illusions..."}
{52: no...hell...hell exists...}
Burns: "That stone you brought still burns, even in vacuum."
Joker: "Which proves your Church is hiding the existence of Hell--or Adora, or whatever you're calling it. That's what I want to prove--what Hell you're hiding here."
Burns: "..." *reaches into his jacket*
Benimaru: *fighting stance*
Burns: *pulls out a notebook* "Here is your clue."
izzy: and what's that?
Burns: "A notebook, belonging to the wife of the founder of the Church of the Holy Sun, Raffles I."
nailfile: ?!?!
Benimaru: "His wife?"
Joker: "That thing must be ancient...You took it from an archive or something?"
izzy: is it even real?
Burns: "It is. I verified the records, the paper, even the handwriting."
nailfiles: then what about the holy scriptures we came here for?
Burns: "They don't exist. Ever since the Adora Link, what I saw has not matched what I knew to be true about this world. I've used my position in the First and my association with the Church to get access to archives--research from around the world." *taps the notebook* "This was hidden away. I can't say where without revealing sources and the original location, but I assure you, this is real. This investigation led me to this book." *hands the book to Joker* "Her journal begins with the Great Diaster, the founding of the Church--and is a rare firsthand account about who Raffles I really was."
Joker: *opens* "...Her handwriting is atrocious."
Burns: "Raffles lead a team to see where the Great Disaster first happened...He was the only one to survive the trip."
nailfile: *reading* 'still, i was relieved that he had returned safely, but something seemed different about him, like he had become a different person. even though he looks the same, his habits and behavior is that of someone else. is he truly the same man i've been married to for three years?'
Joker: "I mean, when you go through something traumatizing..." *stares at his cigarette* "...it's expected you go through some changes..."
Benimaru: "...Wait...This happened in Asakusa, too."
izzy: really now?
Benimaru: "Someone who was able to change their appearance--to impersonate people from the Eighth, people from my home..."
Joker: "Yeah, but that only happened, what, months ago? We're talking 250 years ago!"
Burns: "Yet you've seen how durable Infernals are. Who's to say there isn't one that's immortal? Someone else from that higher plane, someone as long-lived as that Preacher..."
Joker: "..."
nailfile: so then...
Burns: *nods* "The Church may have been founded by Infernals, by the Preacher."
nailfile: so how do we confirm this is real?
Burns: "Aside from what I've told you--that the evidence all points to this fitting into the other facts we can confirm, such as the coincidence of Raffles being the only survivor, that he changed so much, that there are Infernals who can impersonate others...Beyond all of that, I've been thinking about how to verify this with outside-sources for a long time..."
izzy: so what now?
Joker: "Who else in the Church knows about this?"
Burns: "No one."
-elsewhere-
*A bald bearded man walks through the halls in a cloak*
guruna:...hey haumea, who's that old dude?
Haumea: "You don't know~?" *smirks*
guruna: noooope~@ OwO
Man: *makes a sign* "Bless you, child."
Man: *moaning out a religious hymn* "Bless the Sun, whose light shines upon us all, conferring its blessing onto us on our mission to convert the masses, to bring them to the light."
sasori: ......
Inka: "Wait a minute...That energy around him... ..." *grabs the beard, tugging hard* "How the hell are you doing that, Jonah?!"
Jonah: *the beard is pulled so hard it is stretching his face into a grotesque form* "OW OW OW OW!!!" T~T
sasori: WAIT WHAT?!
guruna: oh! they do that.
Jonah: T~T "You and your bodyguard have gotten so mean since you got those new outfits..." *sniff* "How dare you treat the founder of the Church of the Holy Sun like that! I, Raffles I, will not stand for such treatment! Guruna, prepare the boiling Holy Water!"
guruna: *salutes* aye aye!
arrow: -_-
sasori: suuure, and im the goddamn queen of sheba.
Inka: "I think Jonah's serious, Queen--I mean, think about it: disguises like this, never dies no matter how much you beat them--" *punching Jonah repeatedly in the head*
Jonah: "OW OW OW OW!"
dahlia: it is the truth.
sasori: GAH! jeez....so creepy.
Jonah: -3- *changes their face--into Inka's, then changes their voice to hers* "You're so mean, Sasori!"
sasori: .... -_-;
Inka: "...Is it wrong to say I look damn good?"
sasori: *facepalm*
-elsewhere-
Burns: "Raffles III must have been kept in the dark..."
Benimaru: *raises an eyebrow* "How do you know Raffles III is actually the grandson of the first one? What if he's some imposter, too?"
Joker: "Or, what if his DNA has Infernal DNA in it? Trippy..."
nailfile: gross.
Joker: "And we leave here without knowing the Preacher's plans..." *looks at the mess they left behind*
seven: ..........
Benimaru: "At least we didn't kill your Shadows. I mean, except that one." *gestures to the body pieces of the Commander*
seven:.........................
nailfile: brutal.
Burns: "Since they're from the Shadows, no one will miss them."
izzy: so do we tell everyone in the church that everything they know is a lie?
Joker: "That's my plan!"
Burns: -_-# "And ignite chaos that undermines a large segment of the world?"
Joker: "That's my plan!"
Burns: -_-# "And ignite chaos that undermines a large segment of the world?"
Joker: *crazy grin* “And yet you gave me this.” *holds up the notebook* what do you suggest?"
Burns: "More evidence. You take this to the public, they won't believe you, and the Church will not believe the word of some clownish terrorist--"
Joker: "Hey!"
Burns: "--and a commander who attacked the Church. In public."
Benimaru: -_-;
izzy: we could always blame that shapeshifter impersonating him, if that helps.
Joker: "Works for me!" ^^
Benimaru: -_-; "Maybe we should look outside of the Church...Someone else with something to gain from all of this."
izzy:....haijima.
Joker: "Makes sense."
Benimaru: "...They're the ones who give medicine to my home..."
izzy:....
Joker: "Well, you should've thought about that first."
Burns: "Get out of here--I'll clean up."
seven:....
Joker: "What'll it be, Strongman? Not too late to back out."
Benimaru: "...The Great Disaster almost destroyed this world. If anyone is going to rip things apart, it’s me--to rebuild a better world for my child. Lead the way."
Joker: "..." *smiles* "Very well. Come along, Nana."
seven: i told you, my name is seven! and who said i was going with _you_?!
Joker: *stares at her, no longer smilng* "I said."
seven: i'll kill you first!
Joker: *shows off a playing card* "Come at me, then."
seven: *bites her finger, causing it to bleed...the blood then catches fire?!*
Benimaru: "..."
Burns: *watching*
Joker: "...Oh, I get it--hot-blooded. Ha."
seven: *lunges*
Joker: *swings his card at her, dodging the hot-blood as best he can* "You're quick."
seven: *spin kick*
Joker: *catches her kick, feeling the impact* "Grk!"
seven: *GLARES*
Joker: "Very well, then..." *lifts her up by her foot--*
seven: *flailing* LET ME GO! DX<
Joker: *holding her by her foot* "...Burns, I'm taking the child."
seven: MAKE HIM UNHAND ME!
Burns: "...I'm debating which is the worst option..."
seven: *GROWLING*
Joker: "Hey, come on, Burns! You know you can trust me." *smiles*
Burns: "..." *shrugs* "Go ahead. Maybe if I'm lucky she'll keep you in line. Or kill you. Has to be better than leaving her here in the Nether to go as crazy as you did."
seven: D8<
Joker: >w# "Yay!" *carries her by her foot, upside down* "Onto Haijima, Strongman!"
Benimaru: "...This lowers the bar on parenting..." *follows*
seven: *flailing and screeching*
izzy: yeah....haijima........
-elsewhere-
man: hmmm, any reports on the dolls?
Scientist 2: "Yeah--my samples suck."
blonde man: quite unfortunate.
scientist 3: go stuff it, godfrey.
godfrey: .....and how about you?
Scientist 2: "You got an S-class--I'm so jealous. Swap with me!"
godfrey: indeed. and how about _you_. that boy...
Scientist 4: "Rekka's boy? He's coming along just perfectly."
-morning-
scarlet: ......
Joker: *whistling as he climbs in through the window*
seven:.....
scarlet:....what. did you do.
Joker: "Say 'hi' to Mommy, Nana!"
scarlet: *grabs joker by the neck* WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?
Joker: Ow# "...It was either this, or she'd stay underground as a child soldier."
scarlet:......
seven: .........
Joker: ^w#; "Can I keep her?"
seven:.........*punches joker in the nuts*
scarlet:...huh. i think she might grow on me.
seven: let me go back.
Joker: QW# "..." *collapses* *higher pitch* "I-I promised not to send you back to that...I lived there, and look how I turned out..."
seven:.....
Joker: "Red, back me up on this--tell Nana how good we have it here!"
scarlet: -_-; well, it's better than nothing i guess.
Joker: "The standard by which I live my life!"
seven:.....
scarlet:...*sniffs* ugh, you both smell terrible.
Joker: "You can give Nana her bath."
seven: ?!?!
scarlet: come on-
seven: noooo!
scarlet: ...*picks her up*
seven: *screeching and flailing*
Joker: "I'll just nap here..." *stays collapsed on the floor*
ivy: ahhhh-CHOO!
Joker: "??? Sick?"
ivy: were you smoking those fucking drugs again??!
Joker: ^w# "Daddy had to calm someone down--I promise, I'll quit tomorrow~"
ivy: you know those trigger my allergi-*ACHOO*............wait, 'daddy'. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Joker: "I'm just getting into the parental mindset. Nana will need her own bed. Want to share a bunkbed with her?"
scarlet: *getting the water running* come on...
seven: *SCREAMING* NO! NOOO!!! DX<
ivy:....who the FUCK is nana!?
Joker: "That loud hot-blooded screaming child is Nana. Isn't she delightful?"
ivy:......................................
Joker: ^w^;
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: *hiding in the shadows on his way to his home*
kirei: *asleep*
Benimaru: "..." *carefully enters*
kirei: zzzz
Benimaru: "..." *just looks at her* "..."
-she seems peaceful-
Benimaru: "..." *lies next to her*
kirei: mnn....
Benimaru: *hugs her*
kirei: *yawn*
Benimaru: "..."
kirei: *opening her eyes* good morning...
Benimaru: *smiles* "Good morning..." *kiss*
kirei: ^////^
Benimaru: "How are you?"
kirei: doing well. you?
Benimaru: "...Some difficulty sleeping."
kirei: mm...
Benimaru: *yawns* "Let me make us some breakfast..."
kirei: *nods*
Benimaru: *gets up, goes to the kitchen, filling the kettle with water
*knock knock*
Benimaru: "???" *slides open the door--* "..."
Konro: *eyes wide open, staring* "..."
benimaru: ah, konro. what bri-
Konro: "WHERE. WERE. YOU?"
benimaru: ... i wasnt drinking or anything like that.
Konro: "..." *pushes the door open, revealing...priests from the Church*
benimaru:...oh...
Priest 1: *bandaged* "That's the guy who punched me!"
Priest 2: *face wrapped like a mummy* "He slammed me into the side of the Church!"
Priest 3: *looking a little scuffed up* "I lost the nail on my pinky toe!"
benimaru: .....
Konro: "...Well?! Say something! Say you didn't do it!"
benimaru: i didnt have anything to do with this.
Priest 2: "YOU HERETIC LIAR! Then where were you?!"
???: "We can tell you where he was."
benimaru: ??
*It's Tsukiyo and Fang-Hua*
fang-hua: ...
Benimaru: ._.;
Tsukiyo: "Yes, we can tell you where he was! Beni-Hottie was in my bed--"
-CHOP-
Tsukiyo: T3T
fang-hua: ^^; he was helping mr owada with making dinner.
Tsukiyo: "Yeah, sure, go ask him--he'll back it up..."
Konro: "He is an older gentleman, so perhaps check when he wakes up later this morning--"
Priest 3: *screams, pulling his hair* "How are we to believe this nonsense?! They could all be lying! He can't have been in two places at the same time--"
???: *ahem* "What did I tell you three about coming here?"
fang-hua: c-commander burns!
dia:...
Priest 2: "?! S-Sir! Why are you here?"
Burns: *holds up a file* "Finally looked over fingerprints left on your clothes. They don't match Commander Shinmon. It's as I told you when I found you all unconscious: when I caught up to the suspect, I discovered he was actual one of those imitators who came through Asakusa a while ago. Obviously they got enough of a view up-close to the Commander to perfectly imitate him."
benimaru: ....
dia: indeed.
Priest 1: "Oh, you have to be kidding--"
Burns: "You doubt me?" *intense stare*
Priests 1, 2, and 3: O_O; "..." *shake heads 'no'*
dia: that's what we thought.
Burns: "Dia, bring them home. I have to check with the Commander on coordinated training exercises."
dia: yes sir. come along you three.
Priests: T_T "Yes, captain..." *follow Dia*
Burns: "..." *stares at Konro, Benimaru, Tsukiyo, and Fang-Hua*
fang-hua: um....
benimaru:....thanks.
Tsukiyo: ._.;
Tsukiyo: ._.;
Burns: "..." *nods* "You're welcome. Be less sloppy next time."
fang-hua: ??
Konro: "...Do you have time for tea?"
Burns: "No, I have to return to the church." *nods to them* "Keep your commander in check." *turns*
fang-hua:.....
Benimaru: "..." *looks at the others* "...Well, that was completely unexpected and I have no idea what he was talking about--"
Konro: *staring wide-eyed* "Are you kidding me?"
Benimaru: "..." *looks at the others* "...Well, that was completely unexpected and I have no idea what he was talking about--"
Konro: *staring wide-eyed* "Are you kidding me?"
Tsukiyo: "We were worried sick!"
fang-hua: oh jeez, what would kirei think?
Benimaru: "...None of you have any idea..."
Konro: "...Young Master..."
Benimaru: "?"
*SLAM*
fang-hua: !!!!!!!!
*Konro's fist collides with Benimaru's face*
Tsukiyo: "?!"
Benimaru: *has not moved...absorbing the blow* "..."
Konro: *shaking* "...When are you going to grow up..."
Benimaru: "...If you heard what I found--"
Konro: "You kept us all in the dark! You told us nothing! You left with some maniac and his thugs! Is this how little you trust--"
Benimaru: "I WANTED NO ONE ELSE TO GET HURT!"
kirei: beni? what's going on?
Benimaru: "..." *enters the house* "...Get inside. All of you. You too, Kabuki."
kabuki: *pokes head out* nyoron .w.;
Tsukiyo: "Oh, hey, Kabuki!" *waves*
Konro: "..." *sighs, follows inside*
-elsewhere-
Yukio: *eating breakfast, thumbing through his tablet*
stocking: jeez, the blizzard's really getting bad....so weird....
Yukio: "Hmm..." *a file with Shura's photo is on the tablet*
manager: how was your sleep?
stocking: GAH! oh jeez...
Yukio: "..." *looks up* "It was fine. Thank you. And the food is excellent--thanks."
manager: you're welcome.
gilda: *nudging rin awake*
Rin: *groans* "No, Madoka--you need to add cinnamon to the muffins..." *turns over*
stocking: *sweatdrop*
Yukio: "...Rin."
Rin: *yawns, sits up* =_= "...Oh, hey. What's up, gang?"
stocking: morning.
Rin: *stretches* *sniffs* "Smells good..." *nom* "What're we doing today?"
Yukio: *to the manager* "Pardon. I wanted to ask again about that woman who came by?"
manager: ah, yes.
Yukio: "Could you tell me more where she was heading?"
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "I'll be back at 1--just checking the house with the real estate agent."
sonia: ok.
Chuuya: *pats her head* "You're going to keep an eye on your sister?"
sonia: *she nods*
miyuri: *doodling butterflies, which come to life and flutter around* ^^
Chuuya: "...Keep her from drawing big or violent animals*
Mito: *paws at one*
sonia: noted.
Chuuya: *looks around* "Thanks for babysitting*
higuchi: any time.
Gin: *nudges Q* "Go play."
Q: ok! ^^
Chuuya: ^^; "How's your move going?"
higuchi: pretty busy.
Gin: "Having to buy some new furniture and sheets."
-elsewhere-
Kanin: *hands Amelia her lunchbag* "Here you go!"
amelia: thank you.
Kanin: ^^ "How's your mentor-mentee training going?"
amelia: ok, i think.
Kanin: "Is your weapon working out well?"
amelia: *nods*
Kanin: "That's good--they always seem kind of quiet--" *TRIPS*
amelia: ah!
*He tripped over...a sleeping Kazue*
Kanin: @_@ "Wh-When did they get there..."
-elsewhere-
Spirit: "..."
izumi:...um....hey sis...h-happy birthday....
Spirit: *sets down a wrapped box*
izumi:....i really wish i could have met you.
Spirit: *closes his eyes, kneeling...wipes his eyes*
*footsteps*
sachiko:.....
izumi: ??
Damon: *hiding behind Soul's legs*
becky: ....
Spirit: "...Hello, Soul."
Soul: "..." *nods*
izumi:....*small wave*
Soul: *small wave back...he's holding flowers*
becky:....hi mom.
Damon: "..." *sniffles*
Soul: *gulps, sets down the flowers, hugs Damon*
izumi:......
Spirit: "..." *leans down, pats Soul's back*
-elsewhere-
Saria: "Morning, Dad."
saria's dad: morning, bugbear. *forehead kiss* dad's makin waffles~
saria's father: ^^
Saria: "Yay! Smells great!"
-elsewhere-
fuyumi: *doing laundry*
???: "Need any help?"
fuyumi: sure sho-...!!! natsuo!
Natsuo: *waves* "What's up?"
fuyumi: *hugs* it's so good to see you! how's uni?
Natsuo: "Alright..." ^^; "...I kinda brought laundry to do, too."
fuyumi: ^^ glad to hear. im sure shouto will be surprised when he gets home today.
Natsuo: "Oh, he's around? Where is he?"
fuyumi: he's at school right now. but he'll be home this afternoon.
Natsuo: "Ah..." *rubs his arm* "...How's he doing?"
fuyumi: ...he's doing better, i think.
Natsuo: "..." *nods* "...Um, I'll bring my laundry in when you're done. Want me to make something? Tea?"
fuyumi: sure thing.
-elsewhere-
Bakugo: -_- "Too hot out..."
Todoroki: "Feels cool enough."
Bakugo: >_<#
tsuyu: *casually swimming in the canal*
jirou: *stiffling* the sun is mocking us.
Tokoyami: =~= "There is no joy here."
Dark Shadow: *whimpering*
momo: maybe try to wear something other than black?
jirou: no, we live by aesthetic, even if we have to suffer for it.
Tokoyami: *fist bump*
kaminari: *sniff* so brave.
mina: TT_TT you two are martyrs of our time.
jirou: thanks babe.
Eijiro: "See, this is why I go shirtless for my super-suit...except in winter, because that would be impractical and lead to frostbite."
momo:...*writing down notes*
Iida: "Hmm...Perhaps sports drinks...Hm? Momo?"
momo: !!! i was just, um...writing poetry! OwO;;;
Iida: "...Oh!" *taps his fist into his open palm* "Creative writing can help change one's focus from the heat around them! Excellent idea! Let's try haikus--"
Bakugo: "Oh, that's just stupid! Why not write short stories, too?! So fucking dumb..."
Eijiro: "..." *counting*
Todoroki: "You're one syllable short on the third line--"
Bakugo: *GLARE*
momo: yeah...ahaha... .///.; (STUPID ME! HOW DID I NOT ACCOUNT FOR COLD WEATHER?! but how do i keep warm and still have access to my quirk? GRAAAH HOW FRUSTRATIIIING! >~< !! midnight! maybe she has a winter uniform! i could ask her!)
Iida: "We're not going to handle this heat well at this rate in our training...Perhaps we need to seek an alternate location to assist us."
ochako: how about the water park?
Eijiro: "Kinda pricy--and probably packed with people."
Todoroki: "We could pick a non-busy day."
mezou: we could check out the aquarium.
Iida: "It's air-conditioned, and seeing aquatic life may be cooling..."
ochako: yeah! maybe we'll see gang orca!
jirou: but the ushimitsudoki aquarium is in a different town...
Todoroki: "...Well, that's disappointing."
ochako: we could still go to death city's aquarium.
tsuyu: *nods*
Iida: "Then let's schedule it! Bakugo, when are you avail--"
Bakugo: "Go to Hell."
Iida: "...Momo, when are you available?"
momo: r-ru-ri-right now? OwO;;
Eijiro: "I'm up for it!"
Todoroki: "Sounds good."
ochako: heck yeah! i'll dial up the others to see if they're game.
Tokoyami: =_= "Yay..."
mineta: *duct taped to a pole* hey, you guys are gonna come back for me right?....RIGHT?! GUYS?!
Iida: "..." *walking away faster*
mineta: D8> GUYS COME OOON!
-elsewhere-
Twice: *sitting in a smoking jacket, sipping tea...that falls down his face because he won't lift his mask*
fang: *nomming on blocks*
himiko: *giggle* ^^
Dabi: *scanning the painting with UV light* "Hmm..." *draws a path on a separate sheet of paper*
Twice: "That kiddo sure seems pleased. IT'S MAKING ME JEALOUS HOW HAPPY THAT BABY IS."
fang: dada. ^o^
Dabi: "..." *keeps staring at his paper*
kurome: whatcha doin?
Dabi: "Finding what's hidden in this painting for the next search...The painter was someone with a talented Quirk for cryptography."
kurome: creep-to-graffy? what does that mean?
Twice: " 'Cryptography.' Noun. From the Greek for 'hidden writing.' ...I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!"
Dabi: -_-# "It means hiding messages..."
kurome: oooooh. why's it hidden?
Dabi: "That's what the boss wants to find out...Kirby had access to a lot of hidden info, plus served as a secret keeper for the weaknesses of multiple Heroes."
kurome: ooooooh.
Mustard: "And yet it's taking you so long to find the answer. What's wrong--not smart enough?"
Dabi: -_-#
banshee: hmm...perhaps it's a riddle?
Dabi: "We'll know as soon as the de-coding finishes..." *types something into the computer* "Any of you good at riddles?"
banshee: i suppose. just thinking outside the box i guess.
*The computer 'BINGS'*
Twice: "*GASP* The machine that goes 'bing'!" *looks at the screen* "...I don't get it."
banshee: *sweatdrop*
*The computer now shows nine dots, arranged 3 by 3*
Message: "Connect all dots with no more than 4 straight lines to reveal the next message."
Mustard: "..."
Twice: "..."
Dabi: "..." *rips up his sheet of paper*
*The painting under UV light shows 9 larger dots glowing on it...*
Twice: *growls* "I don't know who this Kirby fool is, but I want to break every bone in their body!"
Dabi: "They're already dead."
Twice: "THEN I'LL FOLD THEIR CORPSE IN HALF TO MAKE IT EASIER TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN THEIR BODY."
Mustard: "THEY'RE DEAD."
Twice: "I'LL SNAP YOU IN HALF, STRING-BEAN!" *strangles Mustard*
banshee: hmm. *connecting the lines to form an arrow, with two points ending outside of the dots*
Twice: "Hey, wait! That painting is priceless! WE WON'T BE ABLE TO RETURN IT WITHOUT A RECEIPT!"
Mustard: X_X
*It looks like something is showing up when the painting is folded...*
himiko: oooooh!
Twice: "Numbers?"
Mustard: X_X "Coordinates..."
himiko: sweet!......to where?
Dabi: *types* "Looks to be...New York."
himiko: ooooh!
Twice: "Great! Let's take in some off-Broadway! WILLIAMSBURG HAS GOTTEN TOO BOUGIE!"
tomura: and new york is home to one of the biggest hero schools on the east coast; Silverwings Academy.
Dabi: "Hmm...Something you have in mind?"
tomura: this is where the coordinates lead.
Dabi: "Ah..." *checks the map* "On Yancy Street."
-elsewhere-
Chuuya: "It's lovely..."
carly: ^^ the main floor has the den, the kitchen, dining room, sunroom, back room and the first bathroom. upstairs is the two bedrooms, two spare rooms, and the second bathroom. there's also an attic and a basement.
Chuuya: "Could I see the backyard?"
carly: it's right this way.
Chuuya: *follows, looking at the walls* "Lots of room..."
-elsewhere-
Wes: *cooking*
liz: smells delicious.
Wes: "Thanks...I hope the kids like it." *sighs*
-elsewhere-
shura: jeez, what's with all the damn snow up here anyway...
*it sounds like something is shifting through the snow alongside her*
shura: *glances*...tch- some homecoming _this_ is, hachirou.
*a snake pokes out through the snow*
Snake: *hisses* "You've taken too long to return..."
shura: yeah yeah, i know. and what's with all the snow in the middle of may?
Snake: "I'm afraid my associate..."
shura: ??
*wind blows in Shura's face, more snow landing on her*
shura: ?!?!
*a figure emerges from the snow-covered trees*
shura: *draws sword*
*it's a woman, cloaked in white...another snake slithers onto her shoulder*
shura: so a yuki onna, huh? i thought they'd all be in hibernation by now...
Yuki Onna: *grumbles* "Can't sleep..."
shura: well this sure is strange.
Snake: "I was so impatient waiting for you that some company was appreciated..."
shura: =3= well _that's_ rude.
Yuki Onna: *grumbles* "Damn them...Lucifer..."
shura: ??!!
Snake: "The Illuminati have been encroaching on my land...If you were here, this would not be happening...Those interlopers are upsetting everything."
shura: -_-# oh sure, put all the blame on me.
Snake: "You were off gallivanting with the humans...and their weaponry. What have you learned?"
shura:....bazookas are heavier than they look. 737 also the recoil on those things is crazy.
Snake: "Hmmm...Helpful information. How many weapons are you now proficient with?"
-elsewhere-
Rin: *sneezes* =_=
stocking: find out anything helpful?
Yukio: "This is where Father located Shura before..." *tapping a temple on the map*
stocking: that's great!
Rin: *sniff* "So, we're heading there?" *grabbing a blanket*
stocking: yep. better get bundled up.
Rin: *grabs a sweater and a jacket and a scarf--*
Yukio: *checks his bullets*
-elsewhere-
Joker: "How you like the dress, Nana?"
nana: -_-####
Viktor: ._.; "...Is there anything else I need to pick up for you all?"
-elsewhere-
Benimaru: "..." *kneels down* "I ask for your forgiveness."
Tsukiyo: ._.;
Konro: "..."
fang-hua: ....this is....a lot to take in....
kirei: benimaru.....
Benimaru: "I did what I thought was best, to remove the rest of you from this, in case of culpability..."
kirei:.....*hugs*
Benimaru: "..." *holds onto her*
kirei: if you ever go on one of these excursions again, please at least tell me first.
Benimaru: "I will."
Tsukiyo: Q_Q
-elsewhere-
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DEATH CITY DAYS CHAPTER 50
when one book closes, another one opens
-BOOOOM- atsushi: ACK! O-O;;; -atsushi makes a run for the elevator- Akutagawa: "Be gone. I am not here for dessert yet." *tries to throw Fitzgerald aside* "I want the main course!" atsushi: *SCREAMS and jumps into the elevator, struggling to close the button* come on come on come on. Fitzgerald: "I will not let two mangy orphaned children impede my plans--" atsushi: SCREW YOU AND YOUR FACE! Akutagawa: "...Orphaned..." *smirks--as he slices the floor beneath Fitzgerald* Fitzgerald: "?!" Akutagawa: "Now you're screwed." *leaps over the falling Fitzgerald, landing in front of the elevator* atsushi: *gulps as the elevator door closes* hhhhheeeeeyyyy akutagawa..... *casually turns off the terminal* we'll have to keep this away from that jerk. Akutagawa: "...You child..." atsushi: pardon? owo; Akutagawa: "You orphan...abandoned by all...so you play hero...so that you hope someone will respect you...let you live...maybe love you." atsushi: ....listen, i know we arent on A-plus terms, but if we're gonna get out of this, we're gonna have to work together and stop fitzgerald. is that cool with you? Akutagawa: "...Like anyone would acknowledge your right to live...Like I ever would..." *sharpens his blades--and stabs them through Atsushi's shoulders, pinning him to the wall* "Fight! Make your death mean something! Make my hunt mean something!" atsushi: im doing what i can dammit! at least im not killing people to make them fear me! im not some crazed lunatic who kills people to flaunt my strength! that would be you. and thats kinda being a huge jerk. Akutagawa: *digs the blades in deeper as he marches up to Atsushi* "I want to be acknowledged! I never got that! No one acknowledged me! Not Dazai! And not you!" atsushi: well i'm acknowledging you're a huge asslord right now! Akutagawa: *puts his hand at the side of Atsushi's head, grabbing a hold of his hair and tugging* "That's not how I want you to acknowledge me! atsushi: what the hell do you want from me?! -ding- -the elevator door opens- Akutagawa: "!!!" atsushi: .....uhhhh...we can explain? owo; AKUTAGAWAPUNCHHIMPLEASE! Fitzgerald: "Hello, Old Sport..." Akutagawa: "..." *stares at Atsushi* "...Now I know..." atsushi: OwO;;; game over man! i turned the terminal off! and if you come any closer. im going to swallow it! Fitzgerald: "I bet you did." Akutagawa: "I know...how to get you...to acknowledge me..." *turns towards Fitzgerald* Fitzgerald: "???" *SLASH* Fitzgerald: *dodges, backing up* Akutagawa: *pursues* Fitzgerald: *dodges* "You can't defeat my enhanced body--" Akutagawa: *slash slash* "Rich boy...If I defeat you, he'll have to acknowledge me..." atsushi: ...... please....i think...dazai acknowledged you long ago. *tiger mode and charges* Akutagawa: "OUT OF MY WAY!" atsushi: IM TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT HERE! Akutagawa: "No! If you help me, then I'm worthless!" atsushi: as if! you're way more experienced! phrasing! Akutagawa: "My experience is so I can get closer to you...in Dazai's eye! PHRASING!" Fitzgerald: "..." *smirks* "My, my. You two _are_ similar..." atsushi: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW AND YOU ARE BEING FUCKING RUDE! Akutagawa: "INDEED!" *pulls back his fist* "GO AWAY!" Fitzgerald: "?!" -POW- atsushi: see? now that wasnt too difficult, was it? Akutagawa: "...No. It was not." atsushi: so can we- .......oh COME ON! HE'S GOING SUPER SAIYAN?! Akutagawa: "...I do not know what that means." -one epic battle later- -elevator ding- atsushi: oh now what?!...oh. rain:.........*walking over* Fitzgerald: X___X "...Zelda...I'm sorry..." Death the Kid: Akutagawa: "Rain? I instructed you to--" LK: rain: i'll be fine....i'll.....handle this....*gives him a letter* please....after all this...take this to mr nakahara and higuchi. atsushi: ??? Akutagawa: "We don't have time for love letters. We have to stop this whale from falling--" rain: *grabs fitzgerald*....my name is......*jumps off* atsushi: !!!!!!! Akutagawa: "?!" rain: *tearfuly smiles and closes her eyes*.....mito kosaka. cat: *evil grin* oh you idiot. -as she falls, her body begins to contort, but she and fitzgerald vanish into the clouds below- Fitzgerald: "?!!!" Akutagawa: "...What...Why did she...?" rain: (thinking: im sorry.....i wasnt able to keep my promise.....all i can do now...is dream of a future that will never happen) -in her last concious moments, images flash in her mind...an embrace....a dance...a proposal...a wedding...a new child....a happy family....- thank you....chuuya...higuchi. for keeping me going...as long as i did. atsushi:...what...what just.... Akutagawa: "..." *tenses* atsushi:...at least...we stopped the terminal.....right? Akutagawa: "...She is dead, isn't she?" atsushi:....i dont....i dont know...... Akutagawa: "...She was a joke anyway." *still tense* atsushi: *SLAP* SHE JUST JUMPED OFF A PLANE WITH THAT JERK AND YOU JUST INSULT HER?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Akutagawa: "..." *tense, but he's crying* "Because I don't understand why she did it? Why? Explain it to me. Why would someone do anything, when they have been beaten, abused, embarrassed, are just a joke to everyone...Why would they try to save anyone in this world?" atsushi: ........(thinking: so...she was like me....) -something happened to the terminal....a mouse head has appeared on the screen.....counting down by and hour- atsushi: ?!?! Akutagawa: "She wasn't...supposed to be involved. No one wanted her here. But she insisted. And I just wanted her to shut up..." Akutagawa: *notices as well* "...What the hell?" atsushi: oh fuck! oh fucking fuck! i cant stop it! Akutagawa: "...Then what do we do?" atsushi: *running to the main bridge of the ship* Akutagawa: "Wait!" *runs after him* -in the bridge- atsushi: come on. come oooonnnn.... Akutagawa: *typing* "Nothing. This computer will not respond." Melville: "We were hacked...We can't stop it." atsushi: no no no no- ???: "I have a way." atsushi: ?!?! kyouka?! is that you?! Kyoka: "Yes. Hello." atsushi: WHERE ARE YOU?! Kyoka: "An airplane." atsushi: like with people on it? whats your plan? Kyoka: "It is a Guild airplane prison, run by remote control. I am seizing the controls. You will not stop Moby Dick's descent--but you can force it to crash sooner, before it reaches the city, missing it completely." atsushi: that's genius! Melville: "Time to get parachutes..." Akutagawa: "So should that girl." atsushi: crash the plane and jump off, ok? Kyoka: "...I will not jump off." atsushi: .....?! Kyoka: "I should be punished. And besides, I am shackled, and there is nothing here to remove them from my legs." atsushi: !!! t-then use demon snow to cut the shackles then! Kyoka: "Forget me. My life has never had light. But, I can make a choice: sacrifice. myself, for everyone else...Atsushi. I know I could have passed the admission, to join the Detective Agency." atsushi: *tearing up* kyouka... Melville: "It's coming right for us! We leave, now!" atsushi: KYOUKA WAIT! Akutagawa: "...I can't have you die here..." *grabs Atsushi* Kyoka: "...Goodbye." *presses a button* -as they escape...- -BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM- atsushi:.....ah.....*screams* -the remains of the moby dick crash into a large lake- Akutagawa: *coughing* atsushi: *crying* dammit! Akutagawa: "...Fool. She did it out of hope for living in this world's light. She would not have had to lose her life so senselessly, if she had just..." atsushi: why you- Akutagawa: "Is that 'love,' Atsushi?" atsushi: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU ASK A THING LIKE THAT NOW?! Akutagawa: "...Because maybe that's--" Dazai: "That's enough, Atsushi." atsushi: dazai? Dazai: "Kyoka saved this city, demonstrating the honor and virtue of any member of the Detective Agency. She fulfilled her wish." atsushi: *crying* that wont change that she died! kyouka....that other girl.....did they have to die?! Dazai: "..." *rests a hand on his shoulder* "These are their lives. They chose. They had agency--to determine what they wanted to do. Maybe the girl...Rain...had a valid reason, like Kyoka has." atsushi:....mito kosaka.....she said...her name was mito kosaka... Dazai: "...Kosaka? That..." *shakes his head* "...If only she was with the Detective Agency, we could have saved her." atsushi: ....... Dazai: "...We never told you what the boss could do, did we? I mean, aside from playing with cats--" *SMACK* Akutagawa: D: atsushi: ?? mr director? Fukuzawa: *nods* " 'All Are Created Equal.'" atsushi: ??? *looks at dazai* Dazai: "To grant someone with the ability to control their own ability." *points at Atsushi's arms* atsushi: ?? so then... -something comes out from the water- atsushi: ??......!!!!!!!!!! ???: *cough, cough* atsushi: KYOUKA!!! *runs and hugs her* YOU'RE ALIVE!! Kyoka: "..." *cries, starts laughing as she hugs him* Akutagawa: "..." .\\\\. Akutagawa: *gets on his hands and knees* Akutagawa: "Dazai! Nothing is in our way! I will prove my power to you--" Dazai: "...You're at your limit. You even fought off the Guild leader." Dazai: *pat pat* "You've grown strong." Akutagawa: *looks up, shocked...then...* *collapses* atsushi:...he's ok....i think. -elsewhere- lovecraft: *emerges*.....what'd i miss? -elsewhere- twain: well, that stinks. with fitzgerald gone, the whole guild's going to shit. Steinbeck: "Life isn't over, though. Just have to figure out what we do next." twain: not only that, but lucy's went and gone AWOL and poe's just vanished. we'll, time for me to continue my success diary! haha! louisa: i'll search for lord francis..i know he's still alive... twain: and i take it you're going home to see your family? Steinbeck: "...Not yet. Not until this war ends." twain: i dunno, war looks kiiiinda over to me. Steinbeck: "If we don't fight..." *lets go of his crutch, wrapping vines along his foot* "...this war will make Fitzgerald's empire collapse on itself." twain: i thought you hated him? Steinbeck: "I do. Those who manipulate others with money are awful. But this is the price I pay, for relying on wealth to save my family." *puts on his hat* twain: that's pretty big of you. so while you take over the guild, i'll take toshiko out on a date~! Steinbeck: "LIKE HELL! She'll love the head of the Guild more than some underling!" twain: as in a farm boy? as if! i sure as hell know how to show her a good time! lovecraft: too noisy. cant deal. going to bed. *jumps into the water* louisa:....*sweatdrop* Steinbeck: *stares at Lovecraft for a few moments--then turns back at Twain* "There's plenty the farmlife teaches you to please a woman!" twain: really hoping that isnt relevant! -at the agency, a party is held to congratulate kyouka- Ranpo: "More snacks!" Kunikida: *tapping on his tablet* "Too expensive...We didn't budget for this..." atsushi:...um...naomi? miss kirako? kirako: hmm? what is it? Naomi: "???" atsushi:....*gets down on hands and knees, bowing* IM SO SORRY! I HURT YOU WHILE BEING CONTROLLED BY Q AND I DIDNT TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION HOW DANGEROUS MY ABILITY CAN BE! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! kirako:...oh that! oh its fine. atsushi: really? kirako: *HUG* i couldnt stay mad at you! atsushi:.....(thinking: soft and warm.....) =///= (thinking: i could...get used to this...) Naomi: "Agency people have seen worse. It's not worth holding a grudge just because you strangled me and tried to kill me." *smiles* Tanizaki: "...He did what to you?" atsushi: OwO;;;;;; naomi why? -creeeeak- yosano: hmm? hey ranpo, your friend is here. Poe: "...Ranpo? I have...the new manuscript..." Ranpo: "Hey, it's you!" *picks him up and drops him into a chair* "Here, I'll be right back! Someone will get you a drink." secretary: would you like anything, sir? Poe: "Um...I would like *mutter mutter*" secretary:....sir? Poe: "...I need nothing." *fetal position* Ranpo: *talking with others* secretary: ok then... Kyoka: *nom nom nom* -at the mafia executive's office- kouyou: *sipping wine* this is quite nice. a shame miss rain called in sick today. Mori: "I agree--the work is piling up. I'll have to punish her severely for this one." Chuuya: *silent, as he holds the wine bottle to Kouyou* kouyou: *smiles* and akutagawa? Mori: "Has anyone called him? I mean, with Rain not here to do so--" -a mafioso runs in- Mori: "?! We are having a private reception--" mafioso: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!...s-some thing showed up! mafioso 2: a demon! Chuuya: "?!" kouyou:....chuuya, would you mind investigating? Chuuya: "...Save me a glass of wine, at least." *holds his hat and follows to the outside* -in a warehouse, a large cat like entity is tearing the place apart- cat: *SHRIEKS* Chuuya: "!!! For crying out loud...Yo! Kitty!" cat: ?!....*it hesitates, almost sad* *SHRIEKS and charges* Chuuya: *holds up a hand* cat: *it seems to be crying* Chuuya: "?! ...Gravity..." *punches lightly along the cat's snout, causing it to slow and start to rise towards the ceiling* cat: ??!! Chuuya: "Stay..." *smirks* "I know they say herding cats is impossible...but a beast as powerful as you would be quite an asset..." cat:.....p l e a s e......i... w a n t......t o  d i e.... -its voice is distorted....but somehow familiar...- Chuuya: "...What?" higuchi: ?! Chuuya: "..." *lowers the beast to his eye level...holds out a hand to its face* cat:....*tries to speak again, tears falling* Chuuya: "...Why are you in pain..." *releases gravity* cat: *it whimpers....then screams* Chuuya: "?!!!" *tries to block* -shink- cat:......*collapses* Chuuya: "?! What the hell?!" Akutagawa: "..." *retracts* "Done." -the beast fades...........leaving rain's bloodied and lifeless form behind- higuchi:......*falls to her knees*...no.... Chuuya: "..." *holding his hand over his mouth...then vomits on the floor* Akutagawa: "..." *shakes* mafioso: holy shit! isnt that the errand girl?! mafioso 2: holy fuck! Chuuya: *on his knees in front of Rain* "...No..." *picking her up* rain:......*no reply* Chuuya: "..." *sobbing, hugging her* "No..." higuchi: she...she didnt....did she? Akutagawa: "..." *puts out a hand to try to hold onto something--and stumbles down, seizing his chest* higuchi: !!! ryunosuke! gin: ryu! *goes over to him* Chuuya: *looking around* "Someone! Help!" Akutagawa: "Wh-What the...Why...What...N-Not...N-Not..." gin: *giving him a paper bag* breathe ryu, breathe! Akutagawa: *pushes Gin away* "Get off of me!" gin: !!! Chuuya: *wailing* "Save her! G-Get the doctor! Someone!" hirotsu:...i dont...think there's anything we can do. Chuuya: *glares--as his gravity-powers surround Hirotsu* hirotsu: ??!! Chuuya: "...Save her...or..." *Hirotsu feels his body being pulled* -SLAP- higuchi:......GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!! Chuuya: *stunned--his powers dissolving* -rain: please....dont scare me like that anymore....- Chuuya: "...I didn't...want to..." higuchi: ....... Akutagawa: "...L-Let--" higuchi: ?? *notices the letter* -if you’re reading this now, then I guess it means im not here anymore. Im sorry it had to be this way, I never wanted to hurt you. Higuchi, I want you to clear my apartment out for me, and make sure you take the trash out. Chuuya, im sorry if I hurt you. I guess im just a lowly coward who doesn’t deserve your time. If things had been different, I would have told you I love you a long time ago. Thank you both for being in my life. ~mito ‘rain’ kosaka- Chuuya: "...'Mito'...?" higuchi:...so that was her real name....huh? Chuuya: "..." *his face is breaking, as he buries himself in her neck, sobbing* higuchi: *biting her lip* Akutagawa: "..." *crawling to a corner...* gin:......ryu.... Akutagawa: "..." (" 'Love'...") *scratching at his hand...* -a few days later- Chuuya: "..." hirotsu: .......oh. i didnt think _you_ would be here. almost everyone has gone home now... Chuuya: "...Power..." Dazai: "...I should be." hirotsu: .....i feel somehow responsible. i did leak the infiltration plan to miss higuchi... and once akutagawa caught wind of it....and ra-....miss kosaka....why she chose to go with him is beyond my understanding. Chuuya: "..." Dazai: "Some people are full of surprises. Maybe...she didn't want to see people hurt." hirotsu:...why is it you brought akutagawa to meet the weretiger? Dazai: "...Have one student meet another? I think they'd be able to teach each other a bit." hirotsu: oh? Dazai: "They aren't that different. Both lost out early on: no stability at home. No parents. No food. No love...One came out of it wanting to help people. Another came out of it with tenacity." hirotsu: i see... *takes a long drag on his cigarette* like yin and yang. but knowing you, you have some ulterior motives... Dazai: *sad smile* "I wouldn't be me if I didn't." hirotsu: care to shed a little light on it? perhaps, you're attempting to create a new 'double black'? Dazai: *smirk* hirotsu: ....but why? *raising an eyebrow* Dazai: "I'm not getting any younger to start raising the younger generation." hirotsu: please spare us the thought of you procreating. Dazai: "I'm not bad at it." hirotsu: are you only here to gloat about your sex life? or is there a point to this conversation? Dazai: "...Chuuya's going to need you. He's going to need friends." hirotsu: ....*he nods* it's good to see you still care for him, even after all these years. Dazai: "I abandoned the Mafia. But when a friend needs help..." hirotsu: .....why is it you left? Dazai: "...If you're going to kill me, I want you to face me when I'm at my best. If you're going to lie to me, you better make it believable." (thinking: not to mention, that ‘demon’ has already begun making his move…) -underground- FD: *tap tap tap* "Well, the Fall of Moby Dick failed...Still, the Guild is damaged. We have affected resources in Death City. We located a new ability user." *turns at his computer, smiles* "It's good, right?" Hawthorne: "...I am here only--" FD: "To save Mitchell. Yeah. I know." zoey: ......*blankly stares at hawthorne* FD: "But to make this world better...we'll have to spill a lot of blood...even if that means making this world red." *smiles at Hawthorne...and Zoey* Hawthorne: "..." ("What is with this child?") "Ma'am?" zoey: of course, fyodor. *smiles, but her eyes are dull and lifeless* Hawthorne: "...Ma'am? I wanted to know whether I could make you some tea." zoey:.....i have..no need...at the moment.... FD: *nods* Hawthorne: "...Okay. I will make some, then..." *looks wearily as he walks to kitchen* zoey: .... *nuzzles her head against FD's leg* master...<3 Hawthorne: "!!!" o____o ("Lord, give me strength...and brain bleach.") FD: *tickles lightly under her chin* zoey: ahhh~ Hawthorne: ("Maybe I can pierce my eardrums...") FD: "I still have work, kitten...How about you sit in my lap." -elsewhere- Mori: "...Damn." kouyou: truly unfortunate....(thinking: chuuya....) -at rain's apartment- higuchi:....*cleaing things up....she notices something in the trash* ??....... *her heart drops to the pit of her stomach* no.... -laying in the trash was a positive pregnancy test- Chuuya: "Y-You find the rest of her...books?" *he doesn't see the trash* higuchi:......yeah. Chuuya: "...Okay. I'll be in the car." *takes the last box* higuchi: ......mori....*grips fist* Chuuya: *lifeless eyes, as he holds onto the box...looks at the books in it...sees some small papers* *Looks at some doodles* Chuuya: *small laugh* *A photo...* -a photo of rain, higuchi, and chuuya enjoying a drink- Chuuya: "..." *lips quivers* -elsewhere- liz: good news, wes' old house has a new tenant living there. Patty: "Sweet! I thought that interview process would take awhile. You meet them?" liz: yeah, quiet, kinda lanky looking. and he had a pet raccoon? Patty: owo "I WANT TO MEET THE RACCOON!" -elsewhere- atsushi: school? Kunikida: "School." kirako: sounds exciting, doesnt it? Kyoka: "...I do not need school. I had all training I needed: assassination, infiltration, flirtation, seduction--" kirako: do you know how to write? Kyoka: "..." *takes a piece of paper, scribbles something...holds it up to Kirako* *it's foul...but has awful penmanship* kirako:.....*sweatdrop* Kunikida: "You will go to school, you will learn proper behavior, and you will learn that is _not_ how you spell..._that_ word!" atsushi: ^^; yosano: plus, it wouldnt hurt to make a few friends outside the agency, either. Kyoka: *lifts her head up--frowning, but shiny eyes* " 'Friends'?" yosano: there's lots of people at school. ^^ Kyoka: "...When would we start?" yosano: you start this september, so you got a whole month of summer vacation left. Kyoka: *grabs Atsushi by the collar* "We are making the most of this summer--starting with school supply sales." atsushi: ^^; -elsewhere- Kid: *hug* stocking: mmm~<3 =w= Kid: "...I needed a hug." stocking: *rubs his shoulders* i love you, kid. Kid: "I love you, too..." *puts a hand over hers* "...It...makes things better." stocking: *nuzzles* Kid: =w= *turns his head, kisses her* stocking: mmmm~<3 ^w^ Kid: *holds her* "Angel..." stocking: hehe~ Kid: *cuddles, sighs* "You glorious woman..." -elsewhere- Higan: "..." *curled up under sheet* lavender: zzzzz.... Higan: "..." *holds onto her* lavender: mmmn... zzzzz Higan: *light kiss on her forehead, eyes wide open* lavender: zzzzzz.... Higan: "..." ("She gets the rest she deserves...") *nuzzles* -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *puts a blanket over Kim* kim: zzzzz Jacqueline: "..." *steps towards the door, opening it carefully* kim: *snoring* Jacqueline: "???" ("Forgot how loud she snored...") -elsewhere- Yohei: *holding Toru* "It's okay...Daddy's here..." toru: *crying* chie: here you go. *gives him his bottle* Yohei: "Thanks, babe." *holds the bottle to Toru* "Here you go..." -elsewhere- Tsukiyo: "...A whale. Fell out. From the sky." fang-hua: ..... reimi: cool. Tsukiyo: "Why is no one freaking out about that? Like, do people harpoon sky whales now?" reimi: we've seen weirder things happen in this city. Tsukiyo: "...Well, yeah. But that's a whole new kind of weird. And if that stuff happens...why can't other stuff?" -elsewhere- Vulcan: "That scuba suit you used better have been worth the effort, you little shit." yu: *hands him the bag, shivering* Vulcan: *opens it* "..." *nods* "Good. I can retrofit these, including for whale prosthetics." *thumbs* "I fixed the water heater. Get a bath--you look awful." -elsewhere- mana:....*PUNCHES ASHI AND ZUNO INTO THE WALL* resent and remember. Zuno: *smashed into the wall* "I DON'T REMEMBER!" Assi: "I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR MONO, NOT YOU!" mana:...what? mono: what? O-O Zuno: "...I don't remember what I just said!" *jumps out the window* Assi: o\\\\\o "..." *runs away--into the door* chie:....*sweatdrop* -elsewhere- Sakuya: *staring out at the dark night* naho: sakkun? Sakuya: "...What?" naho:.....*hugs* i love you, ok? Sakuya: "..." *tears start falling, but his face stays hard* naho: ....i bought some glow sticks in nyarajuku today. *hands him a green one* Sakuya: *holding a green one--still hard face, still crying...it looks almost comical* naho: *hugs his arm* i know....those memories hurt...and you're going to be ok. Sakuya: "H-How...?" naho: call it intuition....hey sakkun....*puts two pocky sticks in her mouth* im a pocky walrus! Sakuya: "..." *snort laugh, snot coming out of his nose, still crying* naho: *giggles and kisses him near the eyelid, giving him a tissue* Sakuya: *sniffs, blushing...he holds onto her* -elsewhere- Mr. Tsubaki: *staring up at the stars* "..." -morning- FD: "Wake up. It's time that you get ready for work." -elsewhere- Dazai: -_____- "I'm exhausted." atsushi: yeah. it's been a hectic week. clerk: the new employee should be here soon. Tanizaki: "??? New employee?" atsushi: ??.... !!!! ah! the red haired girl! Montgomery: -_-; "I have a name, Tiger." atsushi: which i dont think you ever told me. Montgomery: "...Lucy." atsushi: *smiles* nice to meet you, lucy. ^^ Kyoka: "...Atsushi? Who is this girl?" atsushi: um, well. its a long story- Kyoka: "We have time. Bar wench, bring food and drinks." Montgomery: ಠ_ಠ atsushi: *sweating* Dazai: *smiles* "Today got more interesting." Montgomery: *holding notepad, waiting to take orders* atsushi: *SWEATS HARDER* -elsewhere- Poe: "...This place has ghosts, dusty corners, poor lighting..." *wide smile* "I LOVE IT!" -elsewhere- Relan: *poke poke* shinra: hmm oh, hey rel. *smiles* Relan: "Hi. Feeling okay?" shinra: doing great. Relan: *smiles, hugs him* "I'm glad." -elsewhere- Kepuri: *standing in the center of the room...covered in butterflies* mono: raising them? i remember doing those pop up tents with the butterflies too. Kepuri: "...I didn't intend to. I just stepped outside and...they followed me inside." mono: ah. Kepuri: "I'll to put in more flowers and--" *looks for the bed* "...Oh no...He was taking a nap." akaderu: ......this is fine. Kepuri: "Oh, sweetie!" *big smile* akaderu:... 7//////7 -elsewhere- Lawless: *holding the fridge over his head* "Who took the last slice of pizza?!" romina: well, sorry for having a big appetite. Lawless: "Retribution will be made! I want what was mine! I called dibs on the last slice!" -elsewhere- Kyoka: "Hmm. So, I have you to thank for getting Atsushi out of the whale." atsushi: more or less, yeah. and sorry that i didnt get you out of there sooner....y-you arent still mad, are you? Montgomery: "That depends on whether you give a generous tip. _Because I serve your food now._ atsushi: *gulp* OuO;;;;; Kyoka: "You also owe me more food, Atsushi." *sits closer to him* atsushi: *sweating intensifies* Montgomery: *glances back and forth between them* -///- yosano: he's sweating so much there's puddles under him. Dazai: "I hope that's sweat..." yosano: those guild guys should be leaving today...hey kenji? Kenji: *mouth full of noodles* "Huh?" yosano: why dont we crush some men under our heel today, 'toshiko'~? Kenji: "...Can I still get some free meals out of them?" yosano: sure. Kenji: "Let's do it!" atsushi: *sweatdrop* Kenji: "I'll put on my best dress!" atsushi: *looks at lucy* long story -elsewhere- Takehisa: *shivers* maki: i got you chicken noodle~! Takehisa: *sniff* "Th-Thanks..." *small sneeze* "Just..." maki: we're only human. we all get sick every now and then. Takehisa: "...That 'curse' covered in the news must have gotten to me." maki: i guess so... Takehisa: *sniff, blows on the spoonful of soup...sips...* "Hmm...This is really good." maki: thanks. we used one of the cans, but karin added a few spices to it. Takehisa: "Hmm. It has a little kick to it." *weak smile* -elsewhere- Hibana: *pushing the swing* "Want to go higher?" hanako: up! up! gabriella: *has the camera out* Hibana: *pushes a bit more* "Here you go!" -elsewhere- Bellhop: "Lana, you got a call. It's your dad." lana: ah! *picks the phone up* hey dad. feeling any better? Touma: "Much." lana: *her heart drops* !!! Touma: "Remember that errand I gave you about the Grim Reaper's son and his now-wife. You failed." lana: i never throught- *looks* i didnt know you intended to _kill_ them! Touma: " 'Kill' is such a nasty word. I simply seek out samples for my ongoing research. And you never asked what I was going to do..." lana:...what is it you want? Touma: "Oh, nothing at the moment. I'll call you back when I'm ready." lana: ....... Touma: "Until then, keep everything tidy." -elsewhere- Aizawa: *nom nom* -elsewhere- Benimaru: *fanning himself* kirei: the shrine is holding a ghost story telling event later tonight. Benimaru: "Oh. That could be entertaining. Would you like to go?" -elsewhere- Triple A: "Hello, Marie." marie: oh, arthur, good to see you again. christa: TnT Triple A: *smiles* "Likewise. You're looking well." *looks at Christa* "And so do you, Miss Christa..." christa: goaway! Triple A: .w.; "...What?" christa: Xp Triple A: "Um...So, you're out on errands, Marie?" *looking wearily at Christa* -elsewhere- Spirit: "Want to pick up lunch at the commissary?" lord death: well, i dont have anything else planned today. Spirit: "Great!" *opens the door out of the Death Room* "How're you holding up?" lord death: everything's been well. *smiles* so, i hear miss izumi is starting classes at the DWMA this fall. Spirit: *nods* "...It's kind of scary." lord death: that's understandable. but i have faith in her, as i do all the students. Spirit: "...Do you say that as the headmaster, or as a parent?" lord death: *thumbs up* yes. Spirit: "...As a parent, I'm scared." lord death: *listening* Spirit: "Izumi is not a weapon. Meister training and other training is exhaustive...and people get hurt." lord death: *nods* Spirit: "How do I keep her safe?" -elsewhere- Amaimon: *stuck in hamster form* "..." maid: i take it you learned your lesson now? Amaimon: "I just did what brother asked. And he said he would give me a gift..." maid: well, he gave you a nice hamster cage, didnt he? Amaimon: "..." *runs on hamster wheel--which lights up* .w. -elsewhere- Ponera: *small gasp* grimoire: ?? Ponera: "I forgot to get back a spell book I lent to Shaula." shaula: oh, i needed it to be a foot for the broken table. Ponera: -_-;;; "It has important items in it...and you waste it like that?" -elsewhere- Patty: "Zzz..." liz: *putting a blanket over her* *smiles* night, sis. Patty: =w= *bundles herself* liz:...*smiles* Wes: *pats Liz's shoulder* liz: ^^ Wes: *carefully closes Patty's door* "You're a great sister..." liz: i've had practice for years so... Wes: "..." *nods* "Yes." liz: hey wes? you ever think about us...i dunno...having a baby? Wes: .\\\. "...Yes. I have." -elsewhere- Mori: "...I have to find a new assistant." higuchi: *glares* Mori: "Who here wants to make the phone call?" Chuuya: *seated lifeless in his chair* kouyou: ......shall i? Mori: "Sure. Just make sure she's good." -elsewhere- Patient: "Nurse! I've been calling for assistance for 20 minutes!" veronica: ah! coming! ... (thinking: zoey's been sick for days now... im starting to get worried...) *Ring ring* nurse: *picks up* hello? ???: "Hello? I would like to speak with Zoey." nurse: oh, she isnt in today. i heard she called sick. ???: "...Could you tell her to call when she gets in? nurse: alright then. and who is this? ???: "Her parent." nurse: ah. i see. ???: "..." *sniff* "Thank you...Goodbye." nurse: .... *Phone hangs up* -elsewhere- Melville: *on a bench* ango: mr melville, i presume? Melville: "Call me Herman." ango: *nods* of course, herman. if you dont so mind answeing a few questions, we could refrain from arresting guild members who were not involved in the incident. Melville: "...Okay. But will you allow an old man to at least stare out at the water while we talk?" ango: of course. according to official reports, you were once head of the guild once upon a time ago, correct? Melville: "...I don't want to hear about ancient history, from a child." ango:....do you _want_ to be arrested? Melville: "...Is there somewhere you intend to take me?" -elsewhere- Mephisto: *holding the fake Impure Eye--and squishing it* *squeak squeak squeak* maid: sir, please stop that. my ears are beginning to bleed. felisia:...(thinking: so cute im gonna die) Mephisto: *pouts* "But it's so squeak-able!" *bounces it against the wall* maid: *eye'd* ack! Mephisto: .w.; "...Sorry. How about you take the day off?" -elsewhere- Giriko: *finishes shaving* "There! How does Daddy look clean-shaven?" anna:..... Q~Q *crying* arachne: aww, anna. Giriko: .____. "I knew I shouldn't have shaved...H-Hang on! I could just glue the hair back on--" -elsewhere- Shotaro: "Hey, Mana!" mana: hey. Shotaro: *he's holding a shovel covered in dirt* "Emine said you needed a mud bath, so I dug one in the backyard!" -morning- atsushi: so the crime scene isnt far now, right, tanizaki? Tanizaki: "No...But why are you here? It was supposed to be Ranpo." atsushi: he said he had an appointment today. he didnt specify. he also mentioned for me to go to a flower shop? Tanizaki: "...'Kay. Guess it can't be helped." *points* "There's the crime scene. And the body." atsushi: so what all happened? Tanizaki: : *reviews notes* "Male, about 40 years old." *points at corpse with covering over it* "4 AM. Hit by truck, dead on the spot. Face damaged, so identity unknown." atsushi: have they checked his pockets? Tanizaki: *nods* "Privately-made gun, no serial number. Popular with Mafia members about 20 years ago." atsushi: so a mafia member, perhaps? Tanizaki: "Who knows? Could've been an accident or an assassination--" *spots something* "Atsushi! In the deceased's hand!" atsushi: ?? *looks* Tanizaki: "This newspaper clipping is damaged...Where is the missing piece?" medic: we've confirmed an identity from the blood test. atsushi: ??........*staggers.....then vomits, screaming* Tanizaki: "?! Atsushi! Calm down! What is it?" atsushi: no no no no no no....why him? why is he of all people here?! *hyperventilating* Tanizaki: "??? You know him?" officer: so the victim was the head of an orphanage outside the city, eh? what do you think is gonna happen to the place? officer 2: i dunno. -elsewhere- kouyou:......*knocks on the door* chuuya? *The door seems to be pressed hard against the edges, as if wind is pushing it* kouyou: ......i just want to speak with you, if not as an executive, at least as a mother... *The door is expanding...expanding...* kouyou: *backs way to the side* hmm... here seems about good. *BOOM* kouyou: ....are you done? *The door is splintered. Empty cartons of wine are everywhere--cheap, supermarket wine* Chuuya: *slurring* "Geddout..." kouyou: chuuya...*hug* its alright now... Chuuya: *weakly pushing off* "Let go...I haven't showered. I vomited in the vase...* kouyou: do you need mama to help you? Chuuya: "N-No! Don't call yourself that--it's creepy...I want...I want..." kouyou: *head pats* just let it out... Chuuya: *lips quivers, then he collapses, crying* kouyou: *rubs his back and hums, a familiar lullaby she would hum when he was younger* Chuuya: *can't speak, just holding onto her...and then...* "R-Rain..." kouyou: .....(thinking: that poor girl...) Chuuya: "I didn't...Then he...He..." kouyou: ....... Chuuya: "He killed her..." kouyou: ?? Chuuya: "Akutagawa..." kouyou: ..... -elsewhere- atsushi: ......... Tanizaki: "..." *holds out a cup of coffee* atsushi:....thanks.... Tanizaki: "So...He was looking for you, huh?" atsushi: i dont know.....and now he's gone....*shaking* Tanizaki: "Look, if you feel sad, then rest first." atsushi: sad?! me?! are you kidding?! this is the greatest day of my whole life! that tyrant is dead and gone! im writing this down in my personal calendar so i remember it forever! *laugh-crying* Tanizaki: o_o "...Don't you want to know why he was looking for you?" atsushi: he was...probably here to kill me...but jokes on him! Tanizaki: "...You think he deserved to die?" atsushi: of course he did! after all he put me and the other children through?! i hope he's burning in hell as we speak! Tanizaki: "...We're supposed to be solving this murder." atsushi:......right.. -a while later, atsushi goes to meet up with an informant- ???: "You came." atsushi: *turns*.... O_O; Akutagawa: *tosses envelope at Atsushi's feet* "Tell them it was an accident..." *his eyes look red, his face gaunt, his clothes a mess* atsushi: *picks it up* h-hey....you ok? you look.....off. Akutagawa: "I-I'm fine...Take this information. Enjoy it. He is dead now." atsushi: o...ok...? *examines the notes* .....?? he was planning to _sell_ the gun? .....then what was he going to use the money fo-...huh? *Akutagawa has disappeared around the corner...* Akutagawa: *...but he's actually just collapsed around the corner* atsushi:.....*calling out* thank you! *exits* Akutagawa: *shaking, trying to hold onto himself* *images of Rain's face and Atsushi and Dazai are flooding his brain* *whispering* "St-Stop..." -later on, after atsushi read through the info, he is now on a park bench, looking around with a sullen look on his face- toru: hehe! Yohei: "Enjoying yourself, huh, kiddo?" toru: ^w^ atsushi: ....... Yohei: *picks him up out of the stroller* *points up at the tree* "Look at how big the branches are! And they just started as a teeny tiny little seed..." *holds up his fingers to show the size of a seed* atsushi:.....*looking down at the ground* ???: "There you are! I found something..." atsushi: is it the file tanizaki gave you?......yeah....i skimmed through it... Dazai: "He found something else...The article he read was about you, fighting the Guild. He probably came to compliment you for--" atsushi: i dont....i dont believe it...after all he did?! -he sighs- remember when we first met? looking for that tiger? Dazai: "...You mean, when we were looking for you?" atsushi:...yeah....why did he hide that fact from everyone? that i was....y-you know.... Dazai: "Who knows...Imagine what that feels like, to keep that a secret from someone for so long." atsushi: .......i've been trying to wrap my head around it...but it keeps hurting my brain....can we....go to the flower shop? Dazai: "...Okay." -and so- atsushi: *shows the clerk the photo* this man...did he order anything from this shop? Clerk: "...Oh, yes! Let me pull it up...It was for one bouquet--" atsushi: any occasion mentioned? Clerk: "No. I think he wanted to meet someone." atsushi: did he mention who? Clerk: "Someone who used to be at his...what was it. A school? Dorm? No, wait...Orphanage?" atsushi:....i see....thanks...*exits*............... Dazai: "...???" atsushi: i think...i understand now..... he was selling the gun to buy those flowers....but died on the way......i know, he lost people close to him, but i wont ever forgive all the hell he put me through! Dazai: "...No one says you have to." atsushi:...how am i....supposed to feel about this then? *smiling a false smile, but teary eyed* Dazai: "You get to make whatever expression you want. But, if I could offer some advice...when someone's father passes away, they cry." *turns* atsushi:......*tears falling*.....*tightly hugs dazai from behind and cries* Dazai: o\\\\o "...Um..." *pat pat* atsushi: *hic* *gross sobbing* Dazai: "..." -3- ("Kunikida better pay to get this snot cleaned off...") *hug* -elsewhere- Mori: "And that is the plan." kouyou: *nods* Chuuya: "..." Akutagawa: *collapsed on the floor* elise: *poking akutagawa with a stick* Mori: "...Um...So, you are to infiltrate and monitor...and...Could someone pick up Akutagawa and make Chuuya smile already?" kouyou: i feel a mission would help you both back on your feet. Chuuya: "..." Akutagawa: "I don't want to be on my feet." Mori: "Well, too bad: I need you all on this mission, and if you can't do it, I can think of other work..." *opens a hole in the floor, where fire escapes upward* -elsewhere- Wes: *opens a door* "Where does this room lead--" liz: ta-dah~ *in lingere* Wes: o\\\\\\o *nosebleed* "Hot damn..." liz: ^w^ Wes: *still staring at her, as he shuts the door and locks* "You look amazing..." -elsewhere- Jacqueline: *sets dinner down at the table* -elsewhere- shiemi: *getting her bed ready* *Knock knock* shiemi: who is it? ???: "It's Yukio." shiemi: y-yu-yuki?! i thought you were still in death city looking for that eye?? Rin: "Ha! Just fooling! It's me!" shiemi: oh.... Rin: "...Yeah...Um...I locked myself out of my room?" shura: jeez. *uses the key card* there ya go, happy now? Rin: "Awesome! Thanks." shura: so how's japan for ya so far? Rin: "...Kinda smaller than I thought it'd be?" shura: *peeks into his room* seems you got quite a number of souvenirs already... Rin: .\\\\. "Not that many...But I do need to buy more luggage." *holds up a kitten plushie* "Will Madoka like this? The eyes seem kind of dead and lifeless..." Plushie: ◕ ‿‿ ◕ shura:......maybe? (thinking: creepy) Rin: "..." *puts a towel over the Plushie* "...Well, when we heading to the next hotel?" shura: about a few days, give or take. damn scheduling errors. Rin: "..." *looks to the left* -in another room- Bon: *reading at desk* konekomaru: it's kind of nice to be back home...almost home, anyway. Bon: "...Yeah. It'll be good to--" *spots Shima* Shima: Q~Q konekomaru: shima?! whats wrong?! Shima: "M-Maybe we don't have to go back? Maybe I should just stay here--you know, hold down the fort here as a back-up post? Ha ha ha..." konekomaru: ?? Bon: "Is this about your fam--" Shima: *covering his ears* "LA LA LA LA! CAN'T HEAR YOU!" *walks into closet* konekomaru:....*sweatdrop* Bon: "Come out of the closet already!" konekomaru: um...phasing? Bon: ಠ_ಠ -elsewhere- izumo: ..... *ring tone on Izumo's phone* izumo: *checks phone* Paku: [text: how's japan?] izumo: *smiles* [it's been well. it's nice to be back home. U?] Paku: [classes are okay. u should've seen what homeroom teacher did] *pic of the teacher, not noticing chalkboard message that, when her head blocks it, spells out something naughty] izumo: [omg X'D] Paku: [lol. pick me up something fun in japan! i got a long list...] izumo: [k] Paku: [miss u] -elsewhere- Patty: *sitting upside down on couch* -3- kirika: trying to get the blood to flow to your brain? Patty: "Just bored..." *crosses her arms* "What're you up to?" kirika: *shrugs and makes 'i dunno' sound* Patty: "...Mario Kart?" kirika: eh sure. Patty: *flips down from couch--and keeps flipping until she reaches the controllers by the TV* -elsewhere- Benimaru: "...That's hardly scary." fang-hua: *sweatdrop* Tsukiyo: "Oh, you think you got a scarier story?" Benimaru: *stare, his face getting gaunt and creepy* fang-hua: *sweatdrop* Tsukiyo: Q~Q Benimaru: "There is a shortcut through a cornfield..." kirei: *listening* Benimaru: "The corn grows tall and thick. The path you chose is muddy. The corn grows in rows without scope or end. In the dark, you hurry..." hinata: O-O Benimaru: "You don't see the standing forms--you pass them on your way. They stand still amongst the swaying corn, which hides their pallor...and decay." hikage: *shivering* Benimaru: "Hundreds gather in this field tonight, although you see none at all yet. Still, you look around in fright. The corn grows too thick, too tall. You tell yourself, 'It's merely the rustling of the leaves.' But they see you, and they hear you. And they might not let you leave..." kabuki:.... *Lightning strike* hinata + hikage: EEP! *A figure is seen in the shadows, its appearance tall and something growing out of it* reimi: O-O Tsukiyo: "EEEEEK!" *clutches Kabuki* kabuki: ah- kirei:....*faint smile* ^^; Benimaru: "..." *summons a flame--and tosses it at the figure* Figure: "?!!! AHH! I'm on fire!" *runs away, trying to roll around in the dirt outside* Tsukiyo: Q~Q "...What monsters goes 'Ah, I'm on fire'?" kirei: ah! *goes to investigate* oh goodness. ^^;; Mr. Tsubaki: Q~Q *his clothes are scorched, and the tip of his fox ears and tail are still on fire* "...What the hell?!" Benimaru: "Whoops. My bad." -elsewhere- Sakuya: "..." *sets down his book* lilac: zzzz Sakuya: "..." *picks up Lilac* lilac: zzzzz Sakuya: *opens door to Lilac's room...* lilac: zzzzz..... Sakuya: *sets Lilac in bed, pulls up the sheets* lilac: ......*faint smile* Sakuya: *passes hair off his forehead...small forehead kiss* naho: *smiles* Sakuya: *turns around* "???" ^\\\^ naho: ^^ *give lilac a small kiss on the forehead as well* lilac: *clutching pillow* Sakuya: *pats her back* naho: ^^ Sakuya: *holds her hand* -elsewhere- Gopher: *holding tissue to his nose* "My poor nose." eibon: D8> Gopher: "I shouldn't have stood behind that door." ^^; "Sorry." -elsewhere- Takehisa: *sniff* "I should repair the Matchbox...I can...I..." *collapses on the floor* maki: !!! takehisa! karin: !! easy there! *helping him up* Takehisa: *swinging a wrench back and forth* "I can repair...Just let me at it, Coach! I'm ready to play..." -w- *he's delirious* iris: *making a phone call* tamaki: woah, easy there! shinra: *confiscating the wrench* Takehisa: *slurred speech* "The Edmund Fitzgerald will sail again!" maki: come on, time for you to get some sleep. nozomi: commander, will he be ok? Akitaru: "Takehisa has had worse. He just needs to sleep it off. But until then, we still need repairs on the Matchbox--" Victor: "I'LL DO IT!" shinra: how about dr itou handles it? karin: *cracks knuckles* challenge accepted! Victor: D: "...Okay." *mopes away* nozomi: do you want me to help you? karin: ... Victor: TT_TT nozomi: *pats his back* Victor: *sniff* "Th-Thank you." nozomi: ^///^ -elsewhere- Hibana: *putting in night-light* "Bright enough?" hanako: *nod* -elsewhere- madoka: *setting up vid chat* hey rin. ^^ Rin: "C-Can you see me? I don't see you. Did I forgot to turn something on?" madoka: um... oh! *presses something* how about now? Rin: "Ah! Now I see you!" *he shows up in a I Heart Tokyo shirt* *does a very fast wave at her with his dorky smile* madoka: ^^ how's the trip so far? Rin: "I got souvenirs!!!" madoka: i can tell. *she smiles* Rin: "Yeah, I've had a great time going to Shinjuku...by myself. And have ramen...by myself. And buy pocky...by myself." QWQ madoka: aww. i wish i could be there with you. ....i really wish i could be there hugging you. Rin: *nod nod* "Me too..." *holds up a body pillow with a Digimon on it* "I get no huggies tonight." QWQ madoka: maybe a good night kiss through the screen? Rin: *nod nod* *leans up to the screen, giggles nervously* -smooch- madoka: ^///^ Rin: *smooch* "Love ya..." madoka: i love you too. good night. Rin: " 'Night!" -morning- Wes: *yawn* liz: zzzzzz Wes: *smiles, as he kisses her shoulder* liz: =w= Wes: "Morning..." liz: morning~ Wes: *hugs* "Sleep well, babe?" liz: sure did, honey. Wes: "Same...and I can think of a few reasons why~" -elsewhere- Bon: *yawn, opens an eye, and--* "...Why is Shima in my bed?" Shima: *fetal position, sucking his thumb* konekomaru: ^^; Bon: *kick* Shima: "Ouch!" konekomaru: morning. Shima: "Some morning...What's the agenda today?" -elsewhere- atsushi: *out of the shower* ah....hmm? *notices hair in the trash....kyouka's hair* ?? kyouka? Kyoka: "What?" atsushi: ....nothing....looks nice. ^^; Kyoka: "...Okay." *sits down* "Where's breakfast?" atsushi: ah! right! *goes to make some* Kyoka: "...You still look sad." atsushi: i just....had a rough day yesterday....hope you dont mind omurice again... Kyoka: "...That is acceptable." *sits to eat* -elsewhere- Anya: *asleep in bed* tsugumi: zzzzz... ao:.....*walks in....holding a knife* Meme: *sleep-talking* "Pythagorean theorem...forgetting a step...What is the equation...?" mio: zzzzz.....nyeh?.... O_o ao: *standing over anya* ....... Anya: *blinks her eyes* "Huh?" ao: good morning, miss anya~ -shiiiing- Anya: o____O *kicks up* ao: i was wondering....would you like some butter on your toast? Anya: "WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND KNIVES?!" tsugumi: *yaaaawn* -elsewhere- Spirit: "Hmm...Which other books will you need for class...?" -elsewhere- mafia secretary: and here are your fake student IDs. [Ryuzaki Araragi] [Chuuya Ozaki] Akutagawa: "I don't want to do this." Chuuya: "..." mafia secretary: well too bad, buster browns, we already got the paperwork filed and the uniforms picked out. Akutagawa and Chuuya: "...'Uniforms'?" mafia secretary: school uniforms, obviously! Chuuya: "...I hate the pants." Akutagawa: "This looks uncomfortable." -elsewhere- Hyde: *fixing up his hair in the mirror* -elsewhere- "Toshiko": ("Hmm...I think I got all the food...Oh! I forgot donuts.") yosano: *reading a medical magazine* "Toshiko": "Doctor, could you help me with the groceries?" yosano: alright. "Toshiko": "That's everything, right? I mean, aside from donuts." yosano: seems so. *nods* Steinbeck: .w. "Toshiko!" "Toshiko": ._.; twain: hey sweet stuff! yosano: ..... o u o "Toshiko": "...So. You're both here. Yay." Steinbeck: *glares at Twain* "Toshiko...I have a proposal to make to you..." twain: you available this weekend~? “Toshiko”: "Well, I--" Steinbeck: "Hey! I still have a proposal to make!" *takes Toshiko's arm* yosano: *whispers* do you want to tell them or should i? “Toshiko”: "...How about you tell them?" yosano: oh gentleman~ want to know something interesting~? *whispers into their ears* toshiko's actually kenji in a dress. twain:....................................*shrug* eh, wouldnt have been the first time. Steinbeck: "...Really?" *looks at Toshiko* "...Huh." Kenji: .\\\\. "Um..." yosano: ....not the shocked reaction i was hoping. but oh well. Steinbeck: "...So, you still up for my proposal?" Kenji: *cursing inside* random guild member: *drags them away* please excuse them. -_-; Kenji: "...What was that even...?" yosano: learn not to question it. ???: ....... *walking away* Kenji: "...Do I still get to wear the dress?" yosano: hey, its your life. if you want to, go nuts. *shrug* -elsewhere- Arthur: "Maybe I can get some medicine for Takehisa." shinra: sounds like a good idea. Arthur: "Good." *pulls out a dusty map* "The Elixir of Antigone is only a fortnight away. If we leave now, we can avoid the Griffin of Turmoil." shinra:.....(thinking: is that a map from dungeons and dragons?...) Arthur: "Don your best armor, squire--we're off!" shinra: -_-; Akitaru: "Pick up some coffee while you boys are out." shinra: ok! Arthur: "I will milk the Dragon of Juan Valdez for your dairy creamer--" Akitaru: -________- shinra: we'll get to it! tamaki: i'll go with them and make sure they dont get lost. Arthur: *shiny eyes* "With you as my compass--" -bonk- tamaki: *drags them off* lets just go. -_-; Arthur: x___x -elsewhere- Jacqueline: "Finished pre-semester tutorial on library work." kim: awesome. Jacqueline: "Zoo work going okay?" kim: yeah. it's been enjoyable. -elsewhere- Kyoka: *stomach growl* -elsewhere- higuchi: *at the bar* i'll have two glasses of scotch please. Bartender: *hands them* "There you go." higuchi: *nods and puts one to the side*......*staring at the empty seat* ...............*sips* Bartender: "..." *sighs, returns to work* higuchi:...*notices someone come in* Chuuya: "..." *dragging his feet to the bar* higuchi: ......scotch? Chuuya: "..." *silently takes it* higuchi:.....did you....*ahem*....want to talk about it? Chuuya: "...I screwed up." higuchi: *listening* Chuuya: "...I could have saved her." higuchi: ....yeah, we could have... Chuuya: *shakes his head* "No...This is my fault. I-I didn't even recognize her..." higuchi:...you couldnt have known that she-....*shakes head* Chuuya: "What kind of a man am I...that I didn't see it? After all the pain she went through...I-I didn't help her...I would've killed her without knowing..." higuchi:....i thought....i heard her say something, back then... Chuuya: "??? Say what?" higuchi: it sounded like... 'please, let me die'. Chuuya: *his heart sinks...he collapses onto the bar* "No..." higuchi: i think....she wanted her misery to end. Chuuya: "..." *sniff* "I-I could have..." higuchi:....*pats his back* Chuuya: "I could've done something to make her happy..." higuchi:.......... you've really taken a liking to her...why is that? Chuuya: "...I wanted her to feel loved." higuchi:...*nods* Chuuya: "...She was kind. She was funny. She...was beautiful." higuchi: *smiles* hardworking too. Chuuya: *nods* "She always knew what we needed...I remember, when I was sick, she brought in chicken soup." higuchi: *listening* Chuuya: "It was so tasty..." *small laugh* "She had spilled a little bit of it on her coat when she brought it into work." higuchi: i saw that....she always did have terrible luck. Chuuya: "...It wasn't helped by people going out of their way to give her bad luck..." higuchi:....(thinking: mori....) Chuuya: "...I loved her." higuchi:...she loved you too. a lot. Chuuya: "..." *whimpers* higuchi: .....*pats his back* she wanted to tell you, but.....she didnt think she had a chance with you. Chuuya: "...Why didn't we..." higuchi: ?? Chuuya: "Why didn't we just say it to each other?" higuchi: ...... Chuuya: "I could've...We could've left..." higuchi:.....would you really have done that for one person? Chuuya: "...If I known this would've happened...Yes." higuchi:.....where would you have gone, then? Chuuya: "...I don't know. Somewhere away from the Mafia. Away from anyone who could follow us." higuchi:.....what are you going to do now? Chuuya: "...Didn't you hear? I have to go to school now." higuchi: yeah. ryunosuke, too... Chuuya: "..." *the glass on the bar starts to rise a bit* higuchi:...*faint smile* to be fair, you could pass as a high school student. Chuuya: "?! I AM NOT THAT SHORT!" higuchi: *chuckles* Chuuya: *glares, downs his scotch* -elsewhere- Aizawa: "...Who did this?" *flowers in his hair* -silence- Aizawa: "Okay. I will punish every student in this class until someone confesses--" kouji: *raises hand meekly* Aizawa: "...Well, that takes the fun out of punishing multiple students. Okay. Everyone but Kouji has to run five laps--because Kouji was the only one to make my hair look lovely." Bakugo: *glares at Kouji* kouji: q_q Izuku: *pat pat on Kouji's back* -elsewhere- Rin: QWQ ("I'm lost...") ???: <excuse me sir, do you need help?> Rin: "Um..." *points on his map to a building* ???: <want me to take you there?> Rin: "..." Rin: "Y-Yes?" *nods* ???: <ok. by the way, what's your name?> Rin: "Rin." ???: <ah, nice too meet you.> -elsewhere- Patty: *stares at Liz* liz: ya? Patty: *leans closer, staring at Liz's stomach* liz:...what? Patty: *poke* liz: ? Patty: "...Okay! Just checking!" -elsewhere- Victor: *holding drops over a beaker* "Almost..." -in takehisa's room- ???:....ke....hi....sa.... Takehisa: "N-No..." -a burnt corpse crawls onto the bed- toudou: take...hi...sa.... Takehisa: "St-Stay back!" *waving his arm around him, trying to find his gun* maki: takehisa? Takehisa: *picks up the lamp and throws it* maki: O-O *dodge* -morning- atsushi: so where are we doing? Kunikida: "We are investing an information broker." atsushi: for what exactly? Kunikida: "We're looking into this." *holds up his tablet, showing a symbol* atsushi:...ah! that's the logo from the terminal!...now that i look at it, it looks like a demented micky mouse....or deadmau5. Kunikida: "This microchip on the back allows long-distance interference--which is how the Moby-Dick was seized." atsushi: freaky...so this hacker....they'll be able to help us? Kunikida: "We'll see. We have known them for 10 years. In fact, they used to be with the Agency." atsushi: oh. -they arrive at an almost deralict house- atsushi:....*gulp* Kunikida: "..." *kicks down the door* atsushi: are we....allowed to do that? o-o;;; Kunikida: "KATAI! I'M COMING IN! Would it kill you to clean up this place?!" atsushi: (thinking: katai?) *There is a blanket...something wiggles underneath it* atsushi: *YELPS!* ???: "I'm gonna die here..." atsushi:...dazaaaaai? *The man pops up, looking at his laptop* Katai: "I'm just gonna die here in his futon..." atsushi: um....hello? sir? Katai: "!!! INTRUDER!" *tosses an empty can of Surge* atsushi: ACK! *nice catch* kunikida? a lil help! Kunikida: *already wearing a mask and gloves, washing the dishes in his sink* "Katai, we need your electronic-control powers. So wrap up that futon and--" Katai: "I can't..." Kunikida: "...What?" atsushi: um....why not? o.o; Katai: "...Love sickness." atsushi: oh? that's all? *is romantically dense* Kunikida: "..." *facepalm* Katai: "Three days ago, I went to the silk shop to have my futon repaired. On the way home...I saw her...Yamato Nadeshiko." atsushi: yamatona deshiko? Katai: "Ethereal grace, like a lily along the pond. Seeing her poise even yards away, I was smitten immediately." atsushi: i...see....*sweatdrop* Katai: "So intoxicated by her beauty, I used my remaining strength to photograph her." atsushi: isnt that considered stalking?! im pretty sure that's illegal! (thinking: who even does that?!) Kunikida: "Atsushi, how many sugars?" *holds up a cup of tea* atsushi: one please. *looking at the picture* she kind of looks like a model. Katai: "Oh! It is hopeless! How can I speak to a woman?! Communicating with moles would be easier! *cowers under his futon* "I will be alone forever with just Yoshiko..." atsushi: yoshiko? Kunikida: "The name of his futon..." atsushi: hmm.....*lightbulb* how about we find this girl and set the two of you up? Katai: D: Kunikida: "What?! Are you trying to kill him?!!" atsushi: from what you said, he cant use his ability if he's like this, then it's our best option! Katai: "...FIND MY YAMATO NADESHIKO, DETECTIVE AGENCY!" atsushi: you can count on us! -meanwhile, at the agency, dazai and another individual are investigating a missing person's case- yosano: so then your daughter... Zoey's Parent: "Sh-She hasn't been at the hospital in weeks..." yosano: mr lewis, please remain calm. we'll find her one way or another. Mr. Lewis: "..." *puts his head in his hands* naomi: jeez...it sucks that ranpo caught a cold now of all times... kirako: kyouka, do you think you can handle this? kyouka:....*thumbs up* -at the hospital- veronica: may i help- oh, its you again. -_-; let me guess yet another suicide attempt? Dazai: "...Not unless I could convince you to join me~" veronica: -_-# you realize i am married, right? kyouka:...*gives dazai a look* T_T *chop* get to business, fool. Dazai: "...Just because I spot the ring doesn't mean I won't try. But in any case, we're here to investigate a missing person case." veronica: you mean zoey? yeah, im beginning to worry about her... Dazai: "When did you last see her?" veronica: the day after the mass hysteria incident. some foreign guy came in to visit two of the patients. they've gone missing as well. Dazai: "Their names?" veronica: mr hawthorne and miss mitchell. *checking the computer* huh...that's weird... kyouka: ?? veronica: the names arent coming up on the database...they arent in the computer recycling bin either... Dazai: *takes his notepad* "Start with Hawthorne. What was his height?" veronica: fairly tall, glasses. blueish hair? could have been hair dye? Dazai: *nods* "About six feet or taller?" veronica: i think? as for miss mitchell, she was comatose and in critical condition. kyouka:....when you say 'foreign guy'...what kind? veronica: hmmm. i want to say russian? he sure sounded it. Dazai: "He have a name?" veronica: i didnt catch it. but i know he had dark hair and was kinda scrawny. i remember zoey asking him on a date, but i think that was only because she was getting close to 'that age' and hasnt found a boyfriend... Dazai: "...Tell me a bit about Zoey. Do you know where her apartment is?" veronica: actually yes. *writing down the address* her roommate is probably still in. -on a road- higuchi: *driving home, with a sleeping chuuya in the back seat* (thinking: jeez...) *stops at the red light and notices someone*..?? !!! ryunosuke?! Akutagawa: *collapsed on a bench* higuchi: (thinking: oh my gosh, those glasses look so good on him! ok ichiyo, calm down.) -a young woman with long hair comes up to him- woman: there you are, ryu. come on, lets get home. Akutagawa: *grunts* "...Okay." *tries to stand--stumbles a bit* -she helps him up and walks with him....in a way that looks like she's hugging him- higuchi:......*a small explosion off her head* Chuuya: *turns over* "Higuchi, turn down the heat in the car..." -at an apartment building- kyouka: this is the place... Dazai: "Hmm...Guess nurses don't make much..." kyouka: *knocks on the door* Dazai: "..." ???: *female voice* <please wait a moment~> *a young woman comes out, dressed in seifuku, hair in pigtails and a cat ear headband* may i help you, nya? Dazai: .w. "Would you like a suici--" kyouka: *CHOP* -inside the room- girl: oh, so you're looking for zoey-chan? Dazai: *holding ice to his head* "Yeah. She call, email, or text you?" girl: not recently, nya. the last i saw zoey-chan is when she was going out on her date with her new senpai. i think they were going to that fancy place. *holds up a brochure for a restaurant* Dazai: *looking over the brochure* "Indeed fancy...You see what the guy looked like?" girl: zoey-chan said she would meet him there. but that was days ago now, nya. Dazai: "Hmmm...Has Zoey had many dates?" girl: im not sure. *winks, sticks tongue out and bumps fist against her head very cutely* Dazai: .\\\\. "*ahem* Um...Well, if you hear from Zoey, call us..." *hands business card* -morning, at the higuchi family apartment- Chuuya: *passed out on couch* higuchi: *laying on the floor* TT_____TT higuchi's sister: big sis! get a hold of yourself! -elsewhere- atsushi: she was spotted around...here? Kunikida: "I think so. I wonder what changed his mind about tracking down this woman..." -on a roof- higuchi: *in despair* that woman....with ryunosuke...... !!! (thinking: this has to be a conspiracy! perhaps an assassin from an enemy of the mafia? or perhaps a government agent? i have to stop her before ryunosuke gets hurt!) are you with me, chuuya?! Chuuya: "Zzz..." higuchi: *peeek* O-O *ducks* the agency? here? dammit. *peeeeks with her binoculars* !!! (thinking: that woman in the photo! its the same woman!) Chuuya: *curled up* "R-Rain..." higuchi:....*sighs and peaks over.....kunikida and atsushi are gone*....where- ???: "Do you have business with us?" higuchi: O-O;;;; ACK! Kunikida: "A spy should pay attention to their surroundings when contending with the Man-Tiger's eyes." atsushi: hello. *small wave* higuchi: *shivering* that woman...in the photo.....*gets on her hands and knees, bowing* PLEASE TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT HER!! Chuuya: *sits up, screaming--lifting up some rocks on the rooftop as well* "RAIN! WHERE ARE YOU?!" atsushi: OHHOLYSWEETFUCK!! higuchi: *CHOP* CHUUYA STOP SCREAMING AND PAY ATTENTION! Chuuya: "..." *falls forward, vomiting* atsushi: O_O is...is he.... *shakes head* we dont know about that lady....we were actually in the middle of finding her ourselves. we were going to give her this letter. *its a love letter* higuchi:......*JAWDROP*........... *lightbulb* LET'S COLLABORATE ON THIS MISSION THEN! atsushi: um....*sweatdrop* kunikida, mind tending to the sick guy? Kunikida: "...Fine. Keep an eye on this woman. She seems dangerous." Chuuya: *vomiting, sobbing* -and so, after chuuya had calmed down a bit- higuchi: i must say, weretiger. it's bold of you to confess such feelings for an older woman. but i wish you the best of luck! atsushi:....huh? ???: *pant pant pant* higuchi: ??? atsushi: mr katai? Katai: "I...am here...to confess to my beloved!" higuchi:...um....what? atsushi: he's the guy who wrote the love letter. Katai: "Yes, I am...!!! And you are with the Mafia!" higuchi: *notices he's pointing away* um...we're right here. atsushi: are you that bad at talking to girls? like seriously? even im not that awkward. Katai: "!!! My love! There she stands!" woman:.... higuchi: !!! oh i am coming for you you bITCH! woman:... O_O; *RUNS* higuchi: GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKING COWARD! Katai: "..." *glares--and takes off running* atsushi: shouldnt we...do something? o-o; woman: O-O;;; *running, hopping a fence* Katai: *turns off traffic signals to block the intersection from Higuchi* -the wacky chase scene continues into a warehouse- higuchi: heh, end of the line. you are mine- Katai: "My love! I will save--" gin: *hair up, putting on mask........still in the woman's outfit*......................shit. higuchi:.................................g...gi.....GIN!?!?!?! gin: yes higuchi, its me....oh hey chuuya. i didnt know you were here too. Chuuya: "...Oh, hey, Gin..." *covers his mouth* "Oh, curse my hangover and gravity powers..." @~@ -and so- Katai: *clutching his letter* o~o higuchi: you're his little sister?! gin: yes. several people know this. Chuuya: *nod nod* *sipping ginger ale* higuchi:....*tearing up and begins laughing...very awkwardly* Kunikida: "...I think she's broken." higuchi: ahahaha...haaaa *faints* gin:....*sweatdrop* *glances at katai* and you...what's your deal? Katai: "..." *gets down on one knee, presenting the letter* "Even if you are a member of the Mafia, my feelings have not changed. It was only after I first saw you that I truly understood what beauty is." gin:.....*blinks* Katai: .w.; gin:....*smiles* i'll put this as politely as possible......hell fucking no. Katai: D: Chuuya: "..." *snort* atsushi: ouch. -and so- Katai: *loud wailing and gross sobbing* atsushi: *sitting in the corner....awkwardly* Kunikida: "...Now that this love letter nonsense is behind us--" Katai: "I-I will get to work...Just let me mourn first." atsushi: r-right... *exits* -outside- atsushi: will he really be ok? Kunikida: "Time heals all wounds. Even a broken heart. Besides, he was just infatuated with her image, not the real person." atsushi: i guess that make sense. Kunikida: *nods* "Then when Katai has recovered, he will find our target...and who knows? Maybe this will convince him to return to the Agency..." -at the restaurant- employee: our CCT camera footage? Dazai: "If you please. It is quite important." employee: do you have permission? Dazai: *holds up Kyoka* "Could you say no to this face?" kyouka: -^- *unamused* employee:.....you need a per- Dazai: "Person? Pear?" guard: oh you're from the agency? come this way. Dazai: *smirks at the employee* guard: what footage are you looking for? kyouka: *gives them the date* guard: ah, here you go. Dazai: *takes it* "Where may we watch?" -and so, while reviewing the footage- Dazai: "...She had on a cute dress." kyouka: *rolls eyes* Dazai: "...Where is he...?" -in the footage, someone appears and zoey seems happy to see him- (zoey: ah! you're here!) Dazai: "Come on...turn around, buddy..." (???: "I am. It's wonderful to see you again.") kyouka: i saw him on the entrance camera. Dazai: *pulls it up* "Okay...So, that's the guy?" kyouka: *she nods* Dazai: *freezes the clip, pulls the image* "Let's get a few of these images, then we can make a composite sketch of the target..." kyouka: *nods* Dazai: "Hmmm..." *zooms in on the image* "Tall guy. Okay dresser. Expensive restaurant...Who is this guy?" kyouka: .... guard: maybe digitally enhance it? Dazai: "...Um...Which button does that?" ^^; guard: should be this one. Dazai: "Oh, great!" *taps the button* "...A little better?" -the face reveals....FD- Dazai: "!!!" *falls back out of his chair* kyouka: ?? mr dazai? Dazai: "Shit shit shit shit--" kyouka: ?! guard: h-hey, you ok?! Dazai: *pulls out phone, starts making calls...* kyouka: ??? Dazai: "Yo. You still owe me one. And you should know that he's back...No, not him. No, he's dead! No. No. Yes--him! Right?! I know, right?!!" kyouka: .....*looks back at the screen* -elsewhere- boy: is it really this one? Man: "Yep. The monster." boy: *gulps* Man: "Careful...or he'll pull your mind out." boy: oh, right, the reward. Man: "Hmph. Even getting double isn't worth it..." boy: *taking the bag off the prisoner's head* ?? Prisoner FD: "..." -the next morning- Kid: ๏w๏ kirika: is he done yet? liz: nnnope. Kid: "Hee hee hee...Perfect..." stocking: *smooch* ^^ Kid: *hug* -meanwhile, in the mafia's exec room- kouyou: Dostoyevsky? Mori: "Leader of those thieves, the Rats in the house of the dead. The one who downed the Moby Dick, yes?" ace: indeed. but in my custody, he shall be nothing more than a common rodent. Chuuya: "..." Mori: "Describe this man. What is he like?" ace:... a soulless, vampire like man. Mori: "Then he will learn the severity of the Mafia's retribution, firsthand." ace: please sir, allow me. -elsewhere- -a young woman with dark hair enters a building- woman: ..........casino floor, please... Elevator operator: *presses a button* -as the door closes- woman:....i wonder....a man...by the name....Dostoyevsky....has he....been here? Operator: "Not a common name. I think I'd recognize it if he'd been through here." woman: *showing him a photo* this man......is he...here? in this....building? Operator: "..." Operator: "..." *holds out an open palm, indicating a 'put some money in here' motion* woman:...*places 40 dollars* is he...being held here? Operator: "..." *presses buttons in a pattern--causing the elevator to arrive at a secret floor* woman:...thank you.... *hugs him from behind, taking a scalpel, turning him around....and slitting his throat* Operator: X_____X *slides back* woman:...hehe..... Operator: *blood pooling* zoey:.......*spots someone*....ahh...master fyodor~ FD: *waves* "Yo. Get here alright?" zoey: of course.....i followed your instructions....as ordered....did you....get the files? FD: "Yes. The list of Mafia members' abilities, including their biggest secret..." zoey: oh? FD: " 'The Salvation of Death'..." -elsewhere- Akutagawa: "..." gin: ryu? feeling better yet? Akutagawa: "...Some of the edge has worn away...Thank you. How are you?" gin:....i had a weird guy confess love to me. Akutagawa: "...Do I need to kill him?" gin: i turned him down. im not sure what he'll do with himself. but thats none of my business. Akutagawa: "..." *nod* "Run into anyone else?" gin:...... the were tiger and the glasses man from the agency. Akutagawa: "!!!" *steps back* "O-Oh?" gin: apparently they were helping this man to confess. also higuchi thought i was your lover, and chuuya was there... he seems to be doing somewhat better now. Akutagawa: "..." *sits* "This is a lot to process. Why would Higuchi think you were my lover?" gin: apparently she saw me with you the other day when i brought you home. then again, i wasnt in my usual clothes so...i guess she didnt recognize me...*chuckles* Akutagawa: "..." *small laugh* "The Agency did not give you trouble, did they?" gin: it was surprisingly tame. perhaps, in some other world, you and the were tiger could be friends....nevermind, just rambling. Akutagawa: .\\\\. {atsushi:....*smiles and chuckles*} Akutagawa: *closes his eyes* -\\\\- gin:...*ahem* i'll just... be on my way then. *exits* Akutagawa: *sits back* "..." -elsewhere- Chuuya: *holding ice compress to his head* "...You sure you're okay?" higuchi: im fine. tired, but fine...how did the meeting go? Chuuya: "...Problems." higuchi:...care to elaborate or nah? Chuuya: "...Escaped prisoner." higuchi: who? Chuuya: "The leader of the Rats in the house of the dead..." higuchi:....huh? Chuuya: "Dostoevsky? Guy with the stupid hat?" higuchi: ?? Chuuya: "..." *sigh* "Just know he is bad news and stay away." higuchi: noted. Chuuya: "...Are you going to go after him?" -elsewhere- Hawthorne: "..." margaret:..................*no response* Hawthorne: "..." *pats her hand* -in another room, some unnamed taxidermist is working hard on their current project- FD: "How goes it?" taxidermist: just about ready. this isnt my first human taxidermy. FD: "But will it suit my needs?" taxidermist: you want something to sway that one executive into helping us, correct? FD: *nod nod* taxidermist: *grins* then i believe this one......is as right as rain. -rain's naked corpse lays on a table, in process of being taxidermized- FD: "Hmm...Let me know how it goes. I want it ready in time." -elsewhere- Dazai: "..." atsushi: are you sure you're ok? Dazai: "I will be, when we find him..." atsushi: ??? Dazai: *hands him the photo* "Watch out for this man. If you see him, we need him in custody." atsushi: ?? (thinking: creepy) Dazai: "...Be careful." -elsewhere- Rin: "???" shura: ...what? it is my birthday today. Rin: " 'Kay...I knew that. That's why I was hunting around town for a gift." -elsewhere- Mori: "..." kouyou: this is bad....if he was able to convince ace to-.... Mori: "It is likely he did." kouyou: not to mention how several staff leading down to that place had been slaughtered, including the elevator operator... Mori: "...Security footage?" mafioso: right away sir Mori: "...With that information in his possession..." kouyou: this could mean trouble... Mori: "...We're going to have to use the Agency to our advantage, minimize the damage." -elsewhere- atsushi: good news. our school uniforms came in today! Kyoka: "...Yay." atsushi:....so how was your first official mission? Kyoka: "It was fine. I feel sorry for this woman." atsushi: i could imagine... -later, when shopping for school supplies- Kyoka: *holding a pencil kit* "...Cute." atsushi: *smiles and reaches for a notebook, but his hand touches another* oh! so sorry-.... O-O; Montgomery: *glare* -\\\\- "You touch me again, and you're pulling back a stump." Kyoka: *stare* atsushi: so sorry ma'am! ....wait, are you starting school this year too? Montgomery: "Yes. What of it? Are you going to school?" Kyoka: *notices she's not being noticed* "..." atsushi: actually yes. kyouka and i are starting in september. is it the... *looks at notes* DWMA? i heard they started accepting gifteds into the school now. Montgomery: "Which is why I hope to have additional training on my abilities." *spots Kyoka* "Oh. Didn't see you there." Kyoka: >____< -elsewhere, in a parking garage- bubble gum: oi. ango, 'nother all nighter? ango: im afraid so. bubble gum: perhaps you enjoy doing this work~? ango: please dont patronize me. so what's the report? Officer: "A report on the girl, sir." -elsewhere- atsushi:....kyouka?....are you sure you'll be ok? do you need some time to think? Kyoka: "...I want to know." atsushi: ?? Kyoka: "...I want to know more about my ability." atsushi:...*nods* -elsewhere- kouyou: i have good news, chuuya. Chuuya: "...I doubt that." kouyou: you're uniforms are in~! Chuuya: *annoyed grunt* -elsewhere- louisa: *wandering around the town* homeless dude: HEY LADY WANNA BUY A WATCH?! louisa: EEP! *runs and crashes into someone* oh dear me, im so sorry! ???: "...Change..." louisa: ??....that voice....lord francis?! Fitzgerald: "Fifty...cents..." -and so- louisa:...everyone believed...that you had perished. but i still knew you were alive...you just...had to be... Fitzgerald: "Give up." louisa: ?? *noticing a scar on his shoulder* Fitzgerald: "...What?" louisa: that scar... Fitzgerald: "..." *pulls up his ripped shirt* "Ignore it." louisa: please, come back with us. the guild needs you, i- Fitzgerald: "What you see before you is not a leader. What you see is a corpse, composed just of memories." louisa: ......you've only lost your money, that's all isnt it? but that isnt what your value is. it's your strength, your leadership! when you give me an order, i can become a me that i dont hate! Fitzgerald: "Stop." louisa: .... at least...take this....*gives him 20 dollars* i was going to buy lunch with it, but im sure it'll be fine... Fitzgerald: "..." *takes it* "...My wife saved me." louisa: .....*begins to walk away* Fitzgerald: "One more thing...Don't compare me to the miserable." louisa:....*bumps into someone* oh goodness, im sorry! ???: "...Well, well...Look who we have here..." louisa: eep! thug: so this is that strategist i heard was wandering around here. she's cuter than i expected~ ???: "The one who abandoned us...Grab her!" louisa: !!! *starts running* no! *Someone grabs her* louisa: !!! ???: *takes a pair of pliers* thug: so, i hear this one is still fresh....*smirks* just how i like 'em~. louisa: !!! Boss: "Tell us where the Guild leader is. Or say goodbye to your pinky." louisa: !!!! Boss: "Or maybe I put a bullet through your--" *$20 PUNCH* Boss: *knocked down* louisa: !! lord francis! Fitzgerald: "...That punch used up all the money..." *smirks* "What a disappointing subordinate you are." Boss: "Get him!" -after that fiasco- Fitzgerald: *sits, pants* louisa: um...t-thank you for saving me! Fitzgerald: "I didn't do much--not with the small sum you gave me." louisa:...*small smile* Naturally. Because from the start…What I gave you was free of charge Fitzgerald: "...Well, then, strategist, what's next?" louisa: getting you some fresh clothes....and also a bath. Fitzgerald: "...Quite. Lead the way." -elsewhere- Montgomery: *brewing tea* -elsewhere- Takehisa: "Zzz..." shinra: we're back! Arthur: "We have coffee..." *he looks dishelved* Akitaru: "??? Oh, okay. Everything go okay for you three?" tamaki:.......*goes right to her room* Arthur: >\\\\< Akitaru: "??? O...kay?" -elsewhere- Kid: *hugging the calendar* -elsewhere- Bon: *looking through luggage* konekomaru: looking for something? Bon: "One of the books I was reviewing, trying to anticipate more about this eye." konekomaru: ah. Shima: *ear to the wall* -that evening, at a fancy party- Party attendee: *sips champagne* kouyou: enjoying yourself, chuuya? Chuuya: *holding glass of wine* "..." *sips* "...No." kouyou: .....are you just going to sit here and sulk all night? Chuuya: "No. I also have to use the restroom." -elsewhere in the party- Mori: *looking around* higuchi:.... elise: did you finally score yourself a date, rintarou? Mori: *smiles* "Why would I need a date when I am chaperoning you, Elise?" higuchi:.... *disgusted glare and walks away* Mori: "???" *looks around, staring at certain people...* "Mmm..." -on the balcony- Akutagawa: "..." higuchi:...enjoying the party, ryunosuke? Akutagawa: "Oh. Hello, Higuchi. I am...unsure." higuchi: ah. -elsewhere at the party- Chuuya: "..." rain?: are you enjoying yourself, mr nakahara? Chuuya: "!!!" *turns around* -there is no one there- Chuuya: "..." *stares down at his drink* rain?: *her reflection smiles at him from the glass* Chuuya: "Ah!" *drops his glass* mafioso: mr nakahara? what happened? *has gun out* Chuuya: "N-Nothing! Leave me alone!" *runs* mafioso: ah-..... -a ways down the hall- ???: who are you running from? Chuuya: "N-No...It can't be." *putting his hands over his ears* rain?: i miss you, you know..... -something can be felt hugging him- Chuuya: Q~Q "...This isn't right...This isn't right...Y-You...Rain?" rain?: chuu.....ya...*something looks at him....rain's rotting corpse* Chuuya: *screams* -from the cameras, someone watches- FD: *smiles* zoey: ah...i wonder....what will happen now.... FD: "He'll crack. Want to bet on how long it'll take him?" -elsewhere- Hyde: Q~Q licht: well thats what happens when you chug a whole thing of slushie. Hyde: "My brain cells won't move..." -elsewhere- Chuuya: *in bed, wrapped in blanket* -knocking- kouyou: chuuya? are you alright? Chuuya: "...N-No..." kouyou:...do you need anything? Chuuya: "..." *hug* kouyou:....*humming* Chuuya: *sniffles, cries* kouyou: .....*rubs his back* Chuuya: *rests against her, dozing off...* -a few days later- Kyoka: "...This uniform is stupid." kirako: i think it looks adorable. Kyoka: "You would." *picks up books* atsushi: so this is basically a class orientation today, right? Kunikida: *nods* "So don't embarrass us." atsushi: noted. ._.; -in one of the school offices- teacher: we're so glad you chose our school to attend, mr araragi. Mori: *pats Araragi's shoulder* "And he's happy to be here! Right, son?" Akutagawa: "..." teacher: well, we're glad to have you. i'm sure you'll make lots of new friends here. Chuuya: "..." *whimper* teacher 2: mrs ozaki? is he alright? kouyou: oh he's fine. also it's ms. teacher 2: ah. Chuuya: "...J-Just take me to my classroom..." Akutagawa: *shiver* teacher: r-right.....right this way. Chuuya: *walks...as a pencil lifts up and follows him* Akutagawa: *black eyes* -in one of the class rooms, several students are gathered.- Chuuya: "..." *looks around* "Is this...homeroom?" teacher: just a student gathering. go on ahead and mingle for a bit. Chuuya: "..." Mori: *pushes Akutagawa forward* Akutagawa: *stumbles inside* ???: hey, i think those are some of the new students! Chuuya: "!!!" *looks around* Akutagawa: *turns, faces the wall* ochako: nice to meet you! i'm ochako uraraka. im from a grade above you guys. so i guess that makes me your senior! Chuuya: "...Hi. I'm Chuuya. The guy facing the wall is Aku--Um, Ryuzaki." ochako: ah. well, if you have any questions, feel free to ask ^^ Akutagawa: "How do we get out of class?" ochako: well, classes themselves dont start until september. right now we're just helping the new students find their way around the school. Akutagawa: "Where is the fastest escape route out of the school, then?" Chuuya: "..." *facepalm* -on the steps- atsushi: so many....im gonna die.... *his bag slips* OH NO CRAP! -a girl with twin tails grabs the bag and tosses it back up to him- tsugumi: *smiles* just a little further now! *heads up* atsushi: um....thank you! Kyoka: "..." *nods* "Thank you, small student." -inside- atsushi: woah. it's a pretty big building... Kyoka: "...This school is too large and crowded." atsushi: just make sure to stay by me, ok? Kyoka: "..." *takes his hand* -in one of the halls- Akutagawa: "..." *bangs on side of locker* teachers: -s well as the DWMA, there are also doors leading to other significant schools in the main triad such as the true cross academy and the UA. Chuuya: *opens a door* -this leads to a battle demonstration- Chuuya: "...Block on your right!" itsuka: HYAH! *chops a wood block in half* thanks! Chuuya: *nods* -other sites include the lunchroom, the track field, the library, etc- Akutagawa: "...I could hide in these piles of books." atsushi: *examining plaque* 'maka albarn memorial library'....huh. Kyoka: "...Wonder who she was..." Akutagawa: *hears voice--and spots--* .\\\\. atsushi: someone important i guess. Akutagawa: *inches closer to where Atsushi stands* Kyoka: "Maybe they have a photograph of this 'Maka'..." atsushi: we could ask the librarian. *walking to the desk* Akutagawa: *sneak sneak sneak* Kyoka: "...Someone is following you." atsushi: ??? *turns* Akutagawa: ´・ω・` atsushi:....well, i dont see anyone there... Akutagawa: "MAN-TIGER!" Kyoka: "!" atsushi: nYEEEE!! *almost jumps out of his skin and runs* Kyoka: *tries to hold onto Atsushi* "Calm down..." Akutagawa: oωo atsushi: sorry, i panicked there....i-is he following us? Kyoka: *her hair is blown back by how quickly he ran* "...I can't tell." -nope- Kyoka: "...Coast is clear. Congratulations on running through the halls without getting in trouble, troublemaker." atsushi: *phew* Anya: "...Why are you two hiding like this?" atsushi: YEEP! oh sorry! a-....oh hey, thanks for helping me with my bag earlier. tsugumi: oh, it's no problem. Meme: "First day going alright for you two?" mio: *playing on her handheld* atsushi: it's been somewhat eventful-...*noticing mio* um....excuse me? ma'am? mio:...ya? Kyoka: *staring at her handheld* atsushi: this sounds weird but, do you know this person? *holds a picture up* mio:....no. Kyoka: "...You sure?" mio: *examines it* yeah, im sure. she does kinda look like me though, but no, i dun know her. Kyoka: "If you discover she is a distant relative of yours, tell us immediately." *serious stare* mio: *sweatdrop*....*goes back to playing her game* -in one of the classrooms- Chuuya: *sits in chair* teacher: i see, very good. next up, mr Chuuya Ozaki? Chuuya: "..." *stands* "Hey." teacher: care to demonstrate your ability on the training dummies? -several mannequins are set up- Chuuya: "..." *taps one dummy, causing it to float* teacher: ah, manipulation of gravity. nice. *writing it down* there's actually another student who can manipulate gravity in the UA courses. maybe you've met her already? Chuuya: "I don't know." teacher: *shrugs* up next, mr Ryuzaki Araragi? Akutagawa: *looking blankly into space, still in chair* teacher: mr araragi? Akutagawa: "???" *looking around* Chuuya: *growls whispers* "That's you, stupid." Akutagawa: "..." *stands* teacher: *observing*
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