#so the EIGHT YEAR OLD is grown to fifty feet tall to fight a dragon

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When I talk about Paeden to my friends who I know will Not watch the podcast, or at least not season one, I mention that he died and hasn’t come back yet. And then I remember I already emphasized that he was eight and have to scramble to explain why this child’s death isn’t actually super morbid.

Not once have I told people HOW he’s died because ngl I love him and Walter but if I tried telling people it wasn’t kind of fucked up I’d let them call me a liar.

#so the EIGHT YEAR OLD is grown to fifty feet tall to fight a dragon #(when I say 8 year old I am referring to his flesh homunculus body because everyone in the cast is watching the body of an 8 year old die) #IMMEDIAYLY concusses himself #by punching himself in the back of the skull so hard it imobleized him #and dies on the battlefield #without really participating in the fight at all #and then his STILL 50 FOOT TALL CORPSE is revived and leaves with his adopted frog dad #‘oh good he came back—‘ NOPE zombie #completely mindless creature Paeden as we know and love him stayed dead #Paeden ends the series as a 50 foot tall zombie who still looks eight #that’s. that’s kind of fucked up is it not!!??? #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads spoilers #DNDads season 1 spoilers #paeden bennetts