#so shiitake and truffles grow native to those aliens' planets and are the main food source of both predators and herbivores

[cyanidesymphoniesxylophones]

Haso post but about fungi, i feel like fungi exist in any planet, but only Terrans have breached the barrier of cuisine. Cue aliens panicking as their human crewmates eat the brown stalk button happily.

Alien: WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN XY

Human Xy: ... Shiitake chips?

Alien: Those are brown stalk buttons!!?

Xy: ... YOU HAVE SHIITAKE IN YOUR HOME PLANET.

Alien: Next thing you tell me you eat the dark rootsphere.

Xy: *pulling out a truffle* YOU HAVE TRUFFLES IN YOUR HOME PLANET.

Alien, visibly concerned why Xy is eating animal food: WHY DO YOU HAVE ROOTSPHERE ON YOUR PERSON

#humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are space fae #humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are weird #poison is great #so shiitake and truffles grow native to those aliens' planets and are the main food source of both predators and herbivores #so they know what the brown stalk means