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ozimagines · 4 months

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thanks for the account recs! god i fucking love oz... on that note, can i request a "dating chris keller would include..." imagine? he's such a fine ass motherfucker and a dangerous mix of toxic and sexy

Oh yessssssss, Chrissy boy is one toxic bitch when he wants to be, but when he loves he puts his whole pussy into that shit. Bonnie and Beecher and I think Sister Pete at some moments. And played to perfection by the always sexy and even more crazy Christoper Meloni. I give you… (drumroll pls)…

(Also, loves, trigger warnings are hard to add for this show because like… everything is triggering😅 especially for characters like Keller so read at your own risk, we all know this guy is a walking red flag)

Dating Chris Keller would include…

Ok so let’s not pretend this motherfucker even knows how he feels for you at first

Baby boy is just caught in the thrill of the chase

He just wants to know he can have you… or more realistically, if he can take you.

Hot and he knows it. Man’s has that non-gender specific rizz

Uses his size to make you blush, leaning over you and leering down

“See something you like, kid?”🥵🥵

Subtly is not in his vocabulary, when he flirts, he flirts hard

Takes his shirt off a lot around you, like even when the situation doesn’t warrant it

Out of the corner of your eye, you can see Minister Said judging you🥲

After you’re his, you’re HIS, baby

Arm always around you in public, hand in your back pocket, head on your shoulder/head (he’s so damn tall😤)

Possessive fuck

I’m talking full yandere mode at times

“Tryna make me jealous, is that it?” -he growls after seeing you smile and thank the barista☠️

Sulks for a whole day

Will go beast mode when you’re disrespected

Body positive… but like, not on purpose lol, he just loves sex and bodies

If you got a little weight on you, he’ll be squeezing you constantly (he loved his Bonnie-bear)

When you tell him you’re insecure (like he can’t already smell that shit out) he just smiles his dimply, impossibly white smile

“Why?” He husks, lips on your ear.

Presses your hand to his crotch

“See what you’re doin’ it me? Still don’t think you’re pretty?”🔥🔥🔥

Anyone else points out your “flaws”, they’re dead, no questions asked.

Like, even if you don’t ask or want it

Arguments with him last for fucking ever, over the smallest shit

Doesn’t apologize, just buys you your fave drink or rubs your leg or something

To him that is an apology 😂

His favorite sport is getting you hot and bothered in public and watching you squirm, teasing you about it in a borderline mean way

Rubbing your leg with his foot under the table or fully bending over to get something even vaguely low to the ground.

“Just can’t control yourself around me, huh?”😘

Hate to say it because he’s such a douche but the man is an absolute unit in bed

Scratching? Licking? Tickling? Slapping? D: All of the above!

Kinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

If you’re a virgin/inexperienced, he can be a bit much

“School’s in session, baby”🙃

To quote Stanzi Potenza, ouchie daddy that hurt my mind, body, and spirit

Teasing, teasing, teasing, TEASING

There isn’t a place or time in this world he wouldn’t drop everything to get freaky with you

Broom closet? Tree stump? Your parent’s bed?!

Shares very little with you at first, but asks a lot of questions about you

Remembers EVERYTHING but pretends he’s not interested, it’ll just come up in conversation something you said to him in passing

Says “I love you” easily before he means it… and then when he does he can’t say it😂

Says things like “he/she/they love me, alright.”

Trying to convince himself more than anything

Insecure boi, even if he doesn’t admit it

Has nightmares that he won’t talk about

Big spoon all the way, doesn’t matter with whom

Can’t see him having kids, but if you have one, I think he’d jump into the role of step-dad

Doesn’t know how to talk to kids

“So… you’re in fifth grade… cool?”

Like he said, he wants a life, and anyone that gives him that is everything in his eyes

“Hey… you know I love you, right?”🥰

Bonus round: I like to give very specific traits to guys in Oz that just fit. Chris Keller loves burgers! Like all of them. Loves to drown them in onions. I think if he had the chance to grill a burger, beer in hand and you on the other, he’d be in heaven.

#hbo oz #oz meme #chris keller #he’s hard to write in a way that isn’t inherently threatening #not a ride I think I’d survive but who the fuck cares #Beecher buddy I GET IT🤤🤤🤤#not my gif… found in the depths of the internet like all my shit (I’m bad with computer stuff😭)

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moonjxsung · 2 months

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hi bby💜

how are you doing today?

being too sad to go to the kpop store is some serious business. pls know that im here for you too bb 🫶🏻 the onew album story is so cute and uplifting!! some people are just so kind😭 they give me faith in humanity for a little bit.

naps though!!! we love them. they’re everything✨ have you ever read “my year of rest and relaxation” bc if you haven’t, you’ll prob enjoy it😅

i’ve been doing better emotionally for the past days. i’ve been catching up on schoolwork (which is neverending i swear). but im going to the vet today🥲🥲 bc one of my cats scratched (i guess) one of my other cats in the face and caught her eye and i guess that they might’ve scratched her cornea or something. and im kinda scared for that. it doesn’t seem to be too bad but we don’t want to risk it getting worse and her losing vision or anything bc i’ll literally die.

ahh the hanji magic school pc though!! he’s the absolute cutiest!! and the fact that you got a mini quokka too that’s so nice💜 i really wanted to order a skzoo from this fan meet too but after the Tofu (cat) incident i don’t think i can (but it’s totes fine bc i’ll do anything for my babies forever).

i love you bb!! please take care of yourself✨ and take naps, all the naps💕 i’m looking forward to see the care bear pc holder!!

(i changed pcs & holders two times in one week? slay)

(this is us btw!!! meet up @ soju’s cat tree. those are my super ancient build a bears (ft the tiny care bear kitty from the new collab). they’ve been through it but i bought keroppi & my melody some new outfit so all is well).

-🐈‍⬛

OH NOOOOO sending all my love to Tofu :((( one of my cats did the same thing shortly after I moved out of my parents’ house and she had a really badly scratched and swollen eye and she needed antibiotic eye drops for a little while, I think it took maybe a month before her eye fully looked better but it was so so hard seeing her like that ☹️💔💔 sending Tofu all my love!!!! That’s so unfortunate ☹️

THE HANGYODON PC HOLDER IS EVERYTHINGGGGG OH MY GOSH and the build a bears????:!:!:!/?/!/!/?? STOPPPP YOUR LITTLE COLLECTION IS SO CUTE IM CRYING

I love you bby im glad you’re doing a bit better!!!! Keep me posted this week how things go! Also I got a pic of my pc holder from last night’s party just for u (it’s a double sided pc holder so ofc I brought Jilix and they were a huge hit) 💖💓💗💕💘💝💞🫶 ily angel!!!

#🐈‍⬛ anon #ask

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seggsynugget · 2 years

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I can’t believe the Eclipse journey has come to an end. This is gonna be a slightly disorganized manifestation of my thoughts on the final episode, so pls bear with me.

One thing that adults or I guess people in power do realize is how much young ppl look up to them and actually appreciate their opinions, and as a result they take advantage of them. A scene that really took me by surprise was when teacher Chadok Fiercely hugged his lady superior (I forget her name 😅) I realized she was to him what teacher Chadok was to Akk. I’m pretty sure she also manipulated him and brainwashed him during his time as a student at the school to do her bidding. Unfortunately for teacher Chadok, he didn’t have an Ayan by his side, so his brainwashing continued into his adulthood. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was also an adult that brainwashed the lady superior as well, so much so that she was still stuck in the mindset of 1972. It’s scary how people in power can actually use admiration or just straight up fear tactics to manipulate kids. I’m glad Akk had Ayan by his side to point out to him what was going on and freeing him. ppl like Akk, and eventually Teacher Chadok are able to break that viscous cycle, unfortunately others like Mes are unable to adjust to society when they were just thrown in it after having experienced such authoritarianism at Suppalo. Hope he’s getting the help he needs. 😔 I’m also glad Teacher Chadok took accountability for his actions.

Can you imagine what Akk’s life would have been like without Ayan? Coz I can. He would have probably ended up just like his role model Mes. I personally think everyone needs an Ayan in their lives, and by this I don’t mean as a lover; could be your friend, your brother, Your sister or even your teacher. Someone who will tell you the truth as it is, and be there for you when the going gets tough. Mind you, Ayan was also going through his own shit with the death of his uncle and his mental health. Yet he was still very supportive and loving and patient and kind to Akk. He was the first person to let him know that it was OK to be different, that being different didn’t mean you were not normal. He just wants Akk to love himself 🥲

I think the icing on the cake for me was how excepting and supportive Akk’s Parents were. I honestly think his fear that his parents might be disappointed in him was very valid because a lot of queer people end up losing their relationships with their parents and families when they come out. And I think the speech that Thua gave about wanting a community that’s going to accept you for who you are was so true (Although I was giving him a side eye because let’s not forget how he outed AkkAyan 👀)

So to do a little bit of self reflection, one thing that this show taught me is courage. And how other people can find strength in your courage. I strongly believe that Ayan’s presence in Akk’s life gave him The courage to love himself, And accept himself,and as a result be more forthcoming with his friends and his parents. Most importantly not be afraid to be loved and love those he wants to. First and Khaotung did such an amazing job portraying these characters. As well as the other actors. They all deserve their flowers and this is me giving them a full kiss on the forehead.

Also before I go, lmao. Why did Namo have the calculator open. Like what was the reason? Why did he need to be doing quick maths in that moment. I was cackling 😭😭

I’m gonna miss my little pookies. I hope we get to see more of First and Khaotung in more challenging role. As well as Neo. I think he and Khaotung definitely shed the cute and funny typecast with this project. Good for them 👏🏾👏🏾

Thanks for reading this far 🫶🏾🧡🧡🧡. Fridays won’t be the same for a while 😭

#final thoughts #the eclipse #the eclipse the series

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rosenallies · 1 year

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It’s me! Hi! Nat and Jane enthusiast who writes you little fics 🙋🏽‍♀️ I need to start using a specific emojis or something so that you know that its me but anyway I’m back with a story but for teacher au 🤭 This is very long and I’m so sorry but it’s too funny not to share. So bear with me 😭 im going to explain this situation that happened with me and my younger brother but instead of me and him, I’m going to insert emerald and jasper (even though our age gap is 10 years instead of 3 so this situation was even dumber for us 😭 but hopefully this story makes sense)

So it’s a Saturday which for kids that’s turn up day. And on this particular Saturday, their parents aren’t home and at this point the kids are like 11 and 14. Jasper comes knocking on his sisters door and telling her that nonny asked both of them to do the dishes while they’re all gone. So he says, to make an equal workload, he’ll unload the dishwasher and she can load the dirty dishes. But he wants her to come in the kitchen with him because he’s bored. She’s like okay whatever and she brings her phone to play music so that they’re no bored. And they’re kind of talking when emeralds playlist starts playing Break Free by Ariana Grande (this is important as this is the exact song that me and my brother were acting like complete fools to🥲). When Jasper and Emerald get together they act so silly, so when this song comes on they stop what they’re doing and just start break dancing and shit. Keep in mind, Jasper is a gangly child with poor control of his limbs 😭 While they’re dancing and just being stupid, he FALLS. And not like a regular fall it’s like a cartoon character that slipped on a banana type fall. Feet completely left the floor and everything 😭😭 And somehow (I don’t even know how this happened in real life) he hits a lower cabinet and dents the fuck out of it 😭 first Em makes sure he’s okay and she’s really freaked out but he’s fine. Once he says that he’s okay, his butt just hurts she loses it 😂 So now she’s hysterically laughing at him. Like bent over, stomach hurting, crying laughing. But then they notice the dent and they’re both like 😮 they don’t even finish the dishes because Em has to help him to the couch and while she was bringing him an ice pack, their parents get home 💀 so they’re like what do we say about the dent?? Parents saying hello and before they can even ask them anything the kids start frantically explaining what happened and the parents are just like “huh?” “You feel and broke our cabinet dancing??” They ofc gets laughed at by their parents and told they aren’t allowed to break dance in the kitchen 😭

Hope you enjoyed that because I’m crying reliving this in my head 😅

snsbsbsb pls 😭😭 first of all, was ur brother ok bc 🫣🫣🫣 how tf did he dent a whole ass cabinet 😭😭 that is so cute tho I can imagine them doing chores together all the time just bc they like the company and it makes it go by quicker when theyre having fun 🥰🥰

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delvalentine · 1 year

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haha, you surely fulfilled that aspiration! i'm immune to cringe culture now and write what makes me happy. i think it's really cool that it was your aspiration at such a young age. when i was younger i was just wondering around the internet aimlessly, haha.

ahh, it's so cool that you're a RN! how long have you been an RN? 6 hour cases sounds so tiring... what's the longest case you had to bear so far?

i'm currently interning as a designer. after this internship, i'll be entering my last year of university. i feel weird to say this but i will miss school.

i get what you mean 😭😭 my co-workers are about a decade older than me and... we only message each other about work. they're nice! but they aren't the people i would share how my day went and deeper stuff like that, haha. oh to be a teenager again, truly. perhaps that's why i want to delay my graduation. i'm getting a taste of true adulthood and i'm not ready, hahaha.

i also made a sideblog so i can get notifications when u reply! -- @themlky

Say YES to self-ships and writing whatever tf you want today 💅🏼!

I obtained my Bachelor of Nursing in Nov ‘22, passed the NCLEX in Jan ‘23, passed my perioperative course in Feb, & started working in the OR suites this March. So literally... I have been a nurse for fewer months than I can count on one hand 😅 with breaks & relief staff, I’ve scrubbed into cases that can last from 7:30-3:45pm (my entire shift) and they might even have to continue on after day shift leaves. I have SO much respect for surgeons tbh. The physical dexterity and academic aptitude required to perform a surgery, much less a complex one, is insane. I'm interested in becoming a RN First Assist, but that'll have to wait. I’m already having a hard time balancing the gym and creative stuff with a full time job like Damn 🧍🏻‍♀️ can’t seem to catch a break. When I'm off I'm still doing errands to make up for what I couldn't do while I was at work, and then boom it's 8pm and time to go to bed already so I can wake up early again 🥴

Oh wow!!! Designer sounds so cool to me—is your role like a graphic designer? I will never miss assignments, exams, nor essays but there was at least the safety net feeling that you’re not totally on your own 🥲 I hope you enjoy your final year; try not to stress! I have to request a day off from work to attend my own graduation in June like 💀 pls don't deny it that'll be awkward

I don't think anybody can every truly be ready for how different adulthood is compared to your teenage years. Like. I'm still 17 in my head??? I still write cheesy fanfics to satisfy my soul—but now I'M the one in charge of my life? TF???

— @themlky

#chye chats #milk

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