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itsbrittanybiitch · 1 year
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Incorrect AATC Quotes 16
Sweet 16! I really do need to post more often :(
Brittany: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate).
Alvin: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).
Simon: How are you talking like that in real life?
Alvin: Witchcraft (derogatory).
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Theodore: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Alvin: Please, just say fuck.
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Simon: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
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Brittany: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Eleanor: So fuck oxygen, I guess.
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Simon: Alvin, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-
Alvin: Aww, thanks-
Simon: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.
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Dave: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds.
Theodore: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Dave: NO-
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Alvin: I would never say that Brittany is a bitch and I don’t don’t like her. That’s not true… Brittany is a bitch and I like her so much!
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Simon: I feel so burnt out.
Alvin: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Simon: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Alvin: Well not if you’re expecting it.
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Brittany: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT!
Alvin: ...
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Simon: Alvin is so...
Brittany: Annoying?
Jeanette: Rambunctious?
Theodore: Funny?
Eleanor: Weird?
Simon: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
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