Incorrect AATC Quotes 24
Happy Holiday season! Here's an early gift for y'all just in case I don't post again before it's all over haha.
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Alvin: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Simon: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
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Eleanor, teaching Brittany to drive: Okay, you're driving and Alvin and Jeanette walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Brittany: Oh, definitely Alvin. I could never hurt Jeanette.
Eleanor, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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Dave: You three, explain right now!
Simon: It was Alvin.
Theodore: It was Alvin.
Alvin:
Alvin: …fuck.
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Brittany: We need to open this locked door. Jeanette, give me your credit card.
Jeanette: Here.
Brittany, pocketing it: Thanks. Eleanor, break down the door.
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Theodore: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Eleanor: Theodore, what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Simon: What's gone wrong, Alvin?
Alvin: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Simon: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Alvin: Well... There’s a crisis.
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Theodore: Eleanor is the bravest person I know. She can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying!
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Alvin: Hey, Britt, do you have feelings for me?
Brittany: Yeah, anger.
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Theodore: Hey, Simon? Can I get some dating advice?
Simon: Just because I'm with Jeanette doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Last one!
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Jeanette and Theodore: Would never stab anyone.
Eleanor: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Brittany: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Alvin: Would stab without warning.
Simon: Would stab as a warning.
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I find it really funny how in the chipmunk adventure, Simon could not possibly be complaining any louder about how BAD of an idea this is and about how much he DOES NOT WANT TO DO IT, and then when he tries to tell Jeanette, “yeah don’t go that way there’s a literal hurricane. you’ll die. And I, as your friend, would not like to see that happen.” Brittany’s immediate response to that is “FUCK YOU, WATCH US”
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