#so look now hear me out Ranpo is baby himself but he is also twenty six and since they hang out more he’s parent to kenji because

[pegging-satan]

Armed detective agency more like armed adoption agency the way these mfs be adopting troubled teens

#the rank structure is just grandparent parent parent (unwilling) child and sibling. #like it goes fukuzawa is the boss hence the grandparent and under him come Ranpo yosano Dazai kunikida tanizaki (parents) #now I’m a bit conflicted abt tanizaki cos he gives child energy and I want his parent to be kunikida #and then there’s the children atsushi kenji kyuoka #so look now hear me out Ranpo is baby himself but he is also twenty six and since they hang out more he’s parent to kenji because #he is the best boy. co parented by yosano. Dazai is dad to atsushi obviously he’s co patented by kunikida who is father (unwilling) #and then there’s kenji kyuoka and atsushi who are siblings. Ranpo and yosano are also siblings. #I mean especially fukuzawa like how did he come across so many troubled teens lmao #he’s like a kid magnet or smth because like sheesh #good for him honestly #bungou stray dogs #bsd fukuzawa #bsd ranpo #bsd kunikida #bsd yosano #bsd atsushi #bsd kenji #bsd dazai #bsd kyouka #.txt