#so im fucked up and yeah i do think more people should want moreau carnally because like. monsterfuckers hell YEAH baby

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good morning internet i have drank a cotton candy bang energy and now i am seeing capcom's true original plan for resident evil village and that plan is just "yeah make a weird lumpy fish man who turns into an even bigger and lumpier fish man. now make him FUCK." i know that the one nine inch nails song about fucking like an animal came out before resident evil village however they travelled forward in time and saw re village and went "i need to write a song about moreau from resident evil village." just like the original doctor moreau (known for his island), everybody want him. tumblr slept on him in favor of heisenberg and lady dimitrescu and even donna whateverthefuckherlastnameis. but the REAL residetn evil sexyman is SALVOATR MOREAU. he gets SO MUCH BITCHES it is UNRRAL. yes i have been awake since 230 morning my time. and yes i did just chug a bang energy. and yes i may be losing my mind but the truth COME OUT. SALVATORE MOREAU *DOES* IS GET BITCHES. not me. i dont want him carnally or in any other way he is my least favorite character not just in resident evil village but in the series asa whole. he's so narsty and slimy. however i think in universe he gets so much bitches. and i think that should extend to out of universe. everyone wanted to fuck the duke when resident evil village came out. or maybe there was like one very vocal person that i s

post cancelled the person who wanted to fuck the duke also had the hots for moreau iirc. ok cool post cancelled i can rest in peace knowing SOMEONE sees my vision of moreau getting mad bitches. i dont even know if tehy still have a tumblr but i remember seeing selfship moreau art on my dash and i didnt know who he was but fuck yeah you go you fucking funky litele fish fucker. i guess.

#i promym i dont even like him as a character let alone want him carnally however i am so sos tired and i am feeling insane in the membrane #oh and i turned 17 last week and im still riding the high caused by having to evade my mothers attempts to deliver cake to my grandmas hous #post texas roadhouse trip which was wild #and as previously mentioned i just slorped a bang silly style #so im fucked up and yeah i do think more people should want moreau carnally because like. monsterfuckers hell YEAH baby #on that subject you cannot have lady d at her big mommy milker vampire gf and NOT want her as a fucked up dragon #tee bee aych the dragon is hotter anyway #uhhhm #resident evil village #yes im main tagging #if my bestest friend leon has to deal with my moreau rambling SO DO YOU #you CANT get my maintagged wesker bussy post and NOT also get my moreau for tumblr sexyman post #salvatore moreau #skrill.txt #storm warning #resort rambles