#so i just rerouted it

[smileyrice]

davidpatrick cherry magic au (2/?)

#david rose #patrick brewer #schitt’s creek #comic #fanart #cherry magic au #took some SERIOUS liberties here #the actual reason for the mindreading felt off in a western setting #so i just rerouted it

[halffizzbin]

I made a helpful guide for all the drivers in front of me who keep fully stopping and waiting for extended periods of time before slowly and fearfully entering an EMPTY roundabout with no pedestrian crossings:

I hate you

Get your life together

#IT’S NOT HARD! IT’S THE EASIEST INTERSECTION THERE IS! #JUST LOOK THE *ONE* DIRECTION THAT WILL TELL YOU IF YOU’RE CLEAR AND GO #btw ​I have three long term construction delays that have rerouted my already-long commute so tolerance is low

[swaglet]

i was born with a trucker's soul. i was put on this earth to be a commercial truck driver. i feel so at ease when i am behind the wheel and driving for hundreds and hundreds of miles in silence it literally soothes my soul. unfortunately for me, however, any road that has more than 2 lanes is populated by the most retarded people on earth who drive like they should stay 500 feet away from the driver's seat and are pursuing their dream of violent death by car crash. it makes sense though because ohioans can start the process of getting their license at 15 years old and they legally don't need to have their cars inspected. i bet you they'd let a paraplegic drive. they would let a slime mold drive a car i think

#> #i had to reroute us 3 different times because so many freaks loved to swerve from the far left lane to the far right lane to pull out in-> #front of me and go into my exit right as i was about to turn there and then i cant just stop in the middle of the highway #so i had to keep going

[freebooter4ever]

Yes i am soaked to the bone and dripping - not because its raining - but because i saw my chance to run through a broken sprinkler watering the sidewalk and i took it....twice...

#Jrnlsht #I rerouted my run by an entire block just to hit the sprinkler #But it was nice and cold #I need to start waking up earlier and stop going to bed at 2am oops #Anyway i also ran through the sprinkler then turned around and ran back #and saw a dude laughing at me #But i was giggling myself so it was all good

[rhythmcrown]

Pictured: The absolute f*cking rattling that’s been going on up in the braincase when it comes to. uh. /gestures vaguely in the direction of WIP folder

At the very least, I shouldn't be having any major roadblocks now that I know the direction I'm going in, and I think it's time to start thinking about saving more assets for future pages (pose ideas for panels, maybe palettes for important moments? and so on) but also. There's so much I want to do stilllll

Needta figure out this whole streaming thing because accountability keeps me on task. What if I did that? Like, who could stop me from just doing art streams for strictly comic work. Absolutely nobody, that's who, except maybe things like copyright and flaky wifi

Mayb I'll figure that out this week?? ? ? Who knows, not me, I'm full of indecision and sunflower butter

#ness mess #sonic chaos control #these thots are too big for twitter so I'm turning this into my containment zone #it??? begins??? #look it's just a personal post #like a digital diary but covered in dust and snack crumbs #also so i can reroute over here from SCC's blog so don't mind this

[beebeesiims]

they've been jackhammering outside my apartment for 3 hours. it's 4am.

my roommate has work at 8. i'm a jobless bitch so i'm fine but if i was her i'd be throwing shit out the window atp.

#bee speaks #i know they have to work too but we know the metro doesn't hesitate to reroute people at its convenience so #i feel like they could have just done that and then done this when the sun was up

[hotgirlcoded]

pro-palestinian protesters in toronto walked by a hospital last night (*that happened to be on the route the police told them they should go) and now every politician realized they have a twitter account to say it was "anti-semitic" and they condemn it. and they're saying people were destroying the hospital and going in and doing shit in there...literally none of that happened. they were walking by a hospital to get to the consulate. while never saying anything about the actual genocide happening right now.

#*not sure about the police reroute thing but i did see it in one tweet #but this is just...so insane #canadian politicans are spineless and fucking disgusting #lisa.txt

[asoftenderlove]

Yall are going to be mad at me but if your english is so poor that you quite literally cannot understand the questions being posed to you, idk if customer service call center is where you should be

#this is extremely frustrating #i keep getting rerouted or my questions not answered because the person I'm speaking to literally can't understand what im saying #i also don't think it's fair that for so many of these jobs spanish is required but then none of the people hired can speak English #i was just on the phone talking to this man about what determines eligibility #and he kept saying oh it doesn't tell me if you're eligible #when that literally is not what im asking then he had the nerve to get mad at me like im the idiot

[kachimera]

Tbh this post and the tag comments keeps making me think because; it truly seems like some fellas don't know how to control their own knee jerk reactions to weird people

And its like- I can be an asshole. I get Asshole thoughts all the time. I see an stranger being a bit weird or awkward in a way i dont like and monke brain goes "lmao we should maul this guy". But what is what one must do? Not just follow the natural instinct, but instead pause and reflect "oh but is this fella doing anything harmful? Are they insulting me or messing with me? Am i strongly disagreeing with an opinion of theirs? Or are they just being themselves and having fun in a way i don't vibe with?" Dont just act based on feelings but instead reflect on them and then figure out a way to react accordingly.

If a person is just living their life then the best thing to do is not to antagonize them but rather just let them do whatever, or communicate directly what the issue is and see how both of you can find a way to solve it and coexist peacefully, all while venting the frustration through a diff outlet that won't harm the other.

And like i know its not that simple- a lot of this branch of thought comes from me having nasty social anxiety, and also the fact that i do can slip and be, well, an asshole. I am absolutely no saint. But the point is that your discomfort with another person isn't a permision into attacking them and there are better solutions than that

#me rambles #this one turned out very rambly woops. but yea that post wouldnt leave my head #idk im on that funny diet autismos spot #where i both know the horrors of butchered social interactions to the point of nasty anxiety whenever i mess up the social script #but also can navigate them pretty well most of the time. and also have grown that sort of- #'well put more effort into it and get over it' mentality that comes with being told im 'normal' just 'lazy an anxious' #and tbh that stubborn mentality has helped me to push through. but it can also make me unempathetic with others struggles. even with my own #bc its frustrating to me that you cant just solve shit w willpower even when logically you cant. but i cant move that frustration to- #the ppl struggling bc it'd solve nothing and i'd be harming them further. it would be awful #so the point is to not just act on feels bc they can be harmful. but instead think before acting. not neglecting those feels but rerouting- #them into harmless or helpful actions #anyways. this turned into self reflection so yea that's why the self centered language. still; apologies if it gets grating #delete later #i guess?

[tonyglowheart]

..huh. so I always kinda thought eh idk if the meds are really doing anything, on account of how I still have the depression

but I just realized. it's been a hot second since I've been, like, really anxious or stressed about anything. And shit used to stress me out from time to time, you know?

...so maybe the meds ARE doing something, lmao, just not uhh the like thing I was mainly hoping it might magically do something on

#personal #the meds doing something on the depression was kind of a long shot anyway ig #like I figured it was too deep-seated to be vanquished by something so measily as a brain chemistry rebalance #unfortunately for that I think I might need to actually enact some CBT on me brain #wish I could be like those ppl who could fix it by just identifying the cognitive distortions though lol #nah my brain is already aware of that. it's just like. bad habits or sth at this point. too stuck in the same rut #which requires more work to like. reroute the brain out of the depression track :') #maybe also this is why exercise doesn't rly help with my depression lmao #cuz it rly is all in my head (cuz that's where thoughts live) #although lol. the tired-fatigue(?) thing seems like it maybe could/should be something medical..... lmao.... #I wish I could find the magic Vitamin or Mineral I am Deficient in so I can take supplements or meds and Fix that lmao..

[unopenablebox]

i wish it were easier to somehow block any and all notifications relating to my extremely recent family bereavement without also blocking my ability to receive any other notifications

#i guess no one's messaging me about it on slack. maybe i can reroute my whole life through slack for the next month #i can block individual group chats during the day but it's so many people and it's constant and there's a billion group chats w the same pp #and NEW PEOPLE keep FINDING OUT. and some of it is EMAILS for some reason #this isn't one of the bereavements everyone has to be nice to me about. he was 95. it's just that if i think about it literally at #all i will completely fall apart and i just need people to work with me on not MESSAGING ME ABOUT IT during WORK HOURS #whenever anyone pulls up my contact it should just give a popup #''IF THIS IS ABOUT MY GRANDFATHER'S DEATH‚ PLEASE WAIT UNTIL 8PM OR LATER #RIGHT NOW I AM VERY BUSY CLEANING GLASSWARE WITH 20% BLEACH SOLUTION. LEAVE ME ALONE'' #box opener

[solarpunkani]

How much am I allowed to post/ramble about the solarpunk zombie apocalypse story I'm working on before it gets annoying.

Bonus points: I haven't actually gotten to the solarpunk part of it.

#out of queue #ani rambles #Ani's Solarpunk Zombie Story #yes there's a tag now im preparing for the inevitable future where i go off on some wildass tangent #ive been working on this shit since like. 2022 i think. and i still only just wrote the end of the first night last week #its one of those 'im stuck on everything else so maybe i can do this' project #and usually when im stuck on everything else im stuck on that too #but yknow what? fuck if I didn't write some paragraphs on it last week so now my braincell's all like #OOH! can they have electricity in a post-apocalyptic solarpunk society? should there be a stream near the community for current generation? #but wait! what would they use electricity for? but wait! can you do viral research without electricity? how'd they do it in the past? #when was electricity invented? were they doing viral research before that? they had to be right but were they? but wait #does the society work as envisioned in my briancell without electricity? what if candlelight? candlelight could be fun! but would it besafe #wildly off topic but waste! what do they do with waste? did they make a wetland system to deal with the waste? but then all the pipes would #need to go to this wastewater system! if they didn't already in the buildings they repurposed then there'd have to be work to reroute them! #would it be more reasonable for everyone to have composting toilets? how do you make composting toilets in the apocalypse??? #is there just a team of people every day who get paid to make the rounds and take away waste buckets every night? but where to? #what's their PPE like? is there PPE in the apocalypse? there has to be right! but how? what from? like my guy has PPE #because Briar worked for a research facility before it got overrun #but how did THEY work? did The NEST have electricity? leathermakers? where'd they get food from? vials? materials? supplies? #god its a lot to think about #on the one hand i can take the 'its sci fi dont think about it too hard' but on the other hand it has to feel REALISTIC #or else I'm a BAD AUTHOR who's CRINGE and NOT POG and am doing BAD SOLARPUNKING

[maggi-cube]

#by the way I know no one is curious but I post to YouTube videos here so I can have background play with my screen closed #they also won’t play ads #rerouting an entire video platform through a dysfunctional app just to make it palatable avoid #Youtube

[sysig]

Colour picking, palette teasing (Patreon)

#Doodles #Deltarune #Pink Addison #Blue Addison #Yellow Addison #I am feeling very normal about Addisons I am feeling so normal about them 👀 #I'm definitely not thinking about them a lot I'm definitely not having more and More ideas #Very normal very usual #Okay I admit it I am no longer normal about them :/ Darn #Now that I've got time to just draw whatever and let my brain loose I keep getting new Add ideas òuo; They just keep sparking images! #It's gotten to the point where I've started rerouting my thoughts into character ideas - that's always a dangerous game #I know I always Vargas but that's what I've been doing with them for two years so it feels weird to do it with someone else lol #You'll never guess which one! So anyway- lol #I like how upon first seeing the Adds I was like ''Ooh big polyam QPR vibes from these guys nice'' and then I do stuff like this #I mean it still could be! Teasing your partner(s) is perfectly valid even if you'd never ever act on it - maybe even more valid lol #Blue's not in the mood to run with the ball rn tho lol he's busy being stressed #Yellow will play tho ♥ #I think I've finally settled on a design for Yellow that I can reasonably replicate! Finally finally lol #I am gonna have to try my hand at the wing-ear design tho 'cause it's so cute agh #But little feather-fascinator-style floofs suits me well ♪ #I also keep over-colouring him because the yellow is so hard to see IRL! It shows up incredibly intense on the scanner but I can't /see/ it #It doesn't look bad as such it's just a little inconsistent with the others #Okay you can guess now - it was the last one that I pulled a thought and put it into Pink lol #It's innocent I swear lol - I was just thinking about the perceived similarities between ''cheap'' and ''easy'' #Specifically in reference to praise actually :0 Cheap praise implies you don't mean it but easy praise - to me - just implies practice! #It took me a long time to become ''good'' at giving compliments but now that I /can/ do it I like to do it a lot lol - easy but not cheap! ♥ #And then since it was to do with monetary implication I gave it to him for obvious reasons lol #It sounds a lot less innocent coming from him lol he's a bitch ♥ #Hhgg his expressions are really fun I wish he was less fun to draw lol

[echthr0s]

hm. river looks a bit high today. what u think

#this looks like the base format for a meme where people insert various blorbos to make it look like they're sitting on the bench #just half-submerged and uncaring. like a ''when the depression hits and therapist says to go outside and get some nature'' type meme #i saw multiple people start to go down this path and then stop and reroute and i couldn't see this from where i was sittin #so i didn't know what was making them reroute until i went down there myself and i was like ''ooooh. yeah that'll do it.'' #''there was a path here. it's gone now'' #this malleable world

[butscrewmefirst]

being at the airport / traveling for over 18hrs check ✨

#❛ out of character || … cannibal mother. #I’m so tired y’all #I just want to sleep #flight was delayed like five times #then FINALLY cancelled at like 11pm #and now I have to reroute to Atlanta #and my spouse has to come drive 5hrs #pick me up #and drive me home another 5hrs #today was supposed to be our good omens 2 watch day Dx #of doing nothing but existing together #sigh I’m so tired and I wanna sleep #but airports make me nervous #mobile blogging. #wish me luck pls