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#so diane's pregnant and their parents made them get married because that was the trend at the time
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anyway thinking about diane rick and morty
#random thoughts
#guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time
#have not seen the new season btw im too lazy ANYWAY
#i really like the idea of diane being dead and rick being fucked up having nothing to do with each other
#i think rick should be really fucked up about diane being dead but in a 'i didn't care about her before she died why should i care now'
#kind of way? like him not caring about her death is a symptom of him being super fucked up
#i really like the idea of beth being the result of a teen pregnancy because it runs in the family ig and that's why rick hates jerry
#so diane's pregnant and their parents made them get married because that was the trend at the time
#loveless marriage exacerbated by rick's rickness which leads to rick dipping a few years in
#working 'abroad' or smth idk
#he eventually leaves for good when he finds out diane cheated on him and he realizes his life is a fucking telenovela
#diane marries the new guy (beth's new stepdad!!! she hates him) and rick keeps up correspondence with beth
#to sow seeds of discord
#beth loves her distant space dad and hates her mom and her fucking stepdad
#beth and rick stop talking to each other sometime before diane dies so he doesn't learn she died until he reinvolves himself in beth's life
#beth has an older stepsister named rebecca (becky)
#and a younger halfbrother named bandit
#she hates becky cuz she's a bitch and hates bandit because she viewed him as a replacement for herself
#she absolutely bullied the shit out of bandit but he idolizes her
#golden retriever energy. she says jump he says how high
#becky was like an older teen when their parents got married and beth was like? four? they have no relationship at all
#(diane and the stepdad got married pretty soon after rick dipped btw)
#i have not named the stepdad. he remains nameless in the show for comedy purposes and because beth hates him that much
#rebecca was like a redhead poodle skirt wearer despite being a teen in the mid-70s
#(their hometown had a mid-70's fashion reversion to the 50's it's not important)
#she was homecoming queen bee cheerleading captain girlfriend of the quarterback who she married and had 2.5 kids with
#bitchy pta wasp mom with a beehive haircut
#bandit is in an emotionally abusive relationship with his girlfriend who is an artist (beth meets her and is like 'oh god what did i do')
#bandit was also treated like a showdog by his parents (hence the name)
#little tykes child pageant star winner. his parents fed him dog food and kept him malnourished so he'd be smaller and pass as a tyke
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