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Let’s Talk About Pokemon - The Bug Type

Oh boy, it is indeed TIME for the finale of all these type reviews. Covering my absolute favorite type of them all: Bug!

I had always had a loving fascination with insects and arthropods since I was a young child. I'd not be shy to let them crawl on me so long as they weren't outright menacing like a particularly dangerous spider or some variety of ant with some mean chompers. I was THAT KID that caught caterpillars, fed them until they became butterflies, and then let them go. The kid that tried (and sadly failed) to keep an ant farm. I only kill bugs in my house that are being particularly invasive (and even then I always feel awful doing it); the rest I just escort outside. I don't care what any “whoa kill it with FIRE!!!!” kinda commenter says, spiders are pretty much welcome to stay in my room.

How sad is it that as I see it, one of the perks of having an outdoors day-job is I regularly get to make friends with insects?

Point is, bugs are good. They're good for the environment, and important to Pokemon's history itself. The man credited with creating Pokemon, Satoshi Tajiri, cited the major inspiration for Pokemon being his childhood memories of collecting bugs. OF COURSE bug would get its own dedicated element in this sort of RPG! As well as being one of the more populated types in the series.

It's just sad that it's not exactly THE most meta type out there. It's weak to a lot of types that are bad to be weak to like Fire, Rock, and Flying, but don't have much in the way of resistances or type advantages. The one real perk they have resistance-wise is blocking Fighting. They're at least good against some types that are handy to have a counter to. Either way, I pretty much CAN'T go a whole playthrough without picking up a bug buddy. It's impossible.

It also comes to light to me that, when you look over the whole roster of buggies like this, it turns out not one Bug is really designed to be “gross” or unappealing outright. I mean, I guess shed cicada skin can be uncomfortably crusty to the touch, but other than that, hmm. Nah, the closest we get is “arthropod menace” and that's about it. How do was have a COCKROACH Pokemon in the series at this point and the type is more or less squeaky clean as ever?! I guess I kinda do appreciate that Gamefreak rather legitimately celebrates insects as some really neat and fascinating creatures. Bugs aren't gross, they're cool! Bugs aren't nasty, they're neat! It's heartwarming to know a series as big as Pokemon sees insects and arthropods in more or less the same light as I do. Heck, I'm sure you could credit the series to warming up PLENTY of other people to be less squeamish toward bugs. Or at the very least think twice before they go squashing one that's minding its own business.

...That said, I wouldn't say no to them making more gross-looking bugs.

Top 10 Favorite Bug Types:

HNNNGH. This is too difficult. I can't. I gotta highlight more.

The Other Top Favorites:

There. My heart is a little more at peace now.

The Bottom 10 Least Favorite Bug Types:

Okay Fine

The 10 Bug Types I Wish Were A Little Bit Better:

Because the only Bugs in the whole type that just outright aren't my jam are Volbeat and Illumise, and that's it. The rest have just a little tidbit or two that I'd change or do a slight redesigning outright to get em to be up to par with other Bugs. Additional mention to Mega Heracross just because I'd almost rather Mega Heracross was its own, unique Pokemon instead of an alternate form of Heracross.

The Cutest:

Gen 5 is so good with adorable Bugs oh my goodness.

The Coolest:

The Prettiest:

The Spookiest:

...See what I mean? There is a CRIMINAL lack of spooky bugs in the Bug type!

Weirdest/Most Unique:

Shuckle is still a mystery.

Most Inventive Use of the Type:

How many times have I gushed about Shedinja's design throughout this whole review series? It's hard to make “the fact that it's a Bug” a real inventive thing by itself since it's a rather matter-of fact state of being for monsters like this. But these bunch in particular REALLY take advantage of their bughood and really show the designers at Gamefreak did their homework or just in general had some really neat ideas. Araquanid being a reverse of a real-life diving bell spider, a mosquito that sucks blood to increase its FLEXING capabilities, a cockroach that is a self-grooming neat freak just like real cockroaches are. Escavalier and Accelgor lumped together because of their specific interaction reflecting a real-life interaction between a beetle and its snail prey; albeit the ending is a little bit happier for this snail than in real life. Kricketune is a sadly unsung little stroke of minor genius in how a violin beetle gets to actually BE a violinist that plays its own violin body. Kricketune's just overshadowed by its own memey cry, sadly.

The Buggiest of them All:

I'm always perfectly fine with stylized body types when it comes to bugs, but I can also take a moment to appreciate the Bug types that are convincingly insectoid. Plus y’know. It helps when the odd bug type has the correct number of legs.

BUG TYPE WISH LIST:

NOTE: These Type Wishlists were written out before any news on new Pokemon from Sword and Shield. The Pokemon revealed over time will not affect these wishlists. Just to present them unaltered despite spoilers and in the interest of getting the wishlist out there, and to see which items on said wishlists get fulfilled by Sword and Shield!

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A Grasshopper/Cricket:

Despite their english names, Kricketot and Kricketune aren't actually crickets, but are actually moreso designed after beetles. So we've still yet to have any true orthoptera species of insect in Pokemon yet!! And that is a CRIME because Grasshoppers and Crickets are criminally underrated just because they're fairly common insects. God I could comprise of list of just some neat orthoptera I like. You could even kill two birds with one stone here by having an inter-species evolutionary line where a cricket evolves into a grasshopper!

Termites:

I'm still bummed Durant's evolutionary path is painfully underwhelming compared to actual ants. Where's like, the Queens?! And big-headed Majors?!? Either an expansion of Durant's current forms or a new set of Termite-mons would be really nice!

A Fly:

How weird is it that we've still yet to get a common house fly?! We technically have Cutiefly, but I'd love to see a more traditional-looking house fly. Or any other number of fly species if you're feeling adventurous!

A More Traditional Mosquito:

Buzzwole is absolute gold and I don't at all mind it, but I'm still feeling a bit of an itch (hah) for a more traditional looking mosquito. My first shot at making a mosquito monster in the form of my own Fakemon was incorporating the aquatic larval form as a scuba-diver that eventually evolves into a water-drinking and squirting big mosquito. MAINLY because I didn't think Gamefreak would ever even slightly elude to blood if they ever made a mosquitomon, yet here we are.

A Wheel Bug/Assassin Bug in general:

I just point out Wheel Bugs because they're easily my favorite kind of assassin bug, distinguished by the big gear-shaped hump on their back. But I'd love any assassin bug, really. Just look at their goofy faces.

A Giraffe Weevil:

I'm sure tons of people have seen pictures of this thing around the internet. And if you still haven't there it is. You will lay your eyes on this stupid thing and you will immediately understand why we needed a Giraffe Weevil Pokemon like, four generations ago.

A Bombardier Beetle:

While it may not look like much of the surface, this beetle is packing a venomous spray that it ejects from its abdomen to ward off predators! We could always use more Bug/Fire types, so why not pick this thing up and a flame-spewing or actual-bomb-chucking beetle!

A Dragonhead Caterpillar:

There is an irritating lack of insectoid dragons in the Pokedex that are actually classified as insects. You passed up DRAGONflies multiple times, guys! So fine, I guess I gotta pull out a more obscure wish; one of these bad boys! The Dragonhead Caterpillar is easily one of the sickest looking caterpillars out there, and totally befitting a Bug/Dragon type as is! The one sad thing about this is, like the antlions, it's another case where something's larval stage is a lot more neat looking than its adult form; for A Dragonhead Caterpillar would eventually become one of these:

...Yeah, while the Plain Nawab is pretty, its significantly less impressive looking than its caterpillar form, huh? Still no reason you couldn't just elect to give us a draconian butterfly while you're also at it! I guess I wouldn't be TOO upset even if an official Pokemon version of this bug wound up with a more fun base stage than its final stage.

Any Wooly Caterpillar:

I don't care which one you pick, a big ol fuzzy caterpillar is something CRIMINALLY missing from Pokemon at the moment!!

A Devil's Flower Mantis:

Mantids are some of the micro-world's coolest monsters. It's a shame then that the three mantid monsters in Pokemon so far are 1. A lizard with some mantis parts on, 2. More of a lobster, and 3. Not actually a mantis. And that sadly the latter means orchid mantids are out. While I'd be overjoyed to see any new mantis Pokemon, I think a Devil's Flower Mantis would be my personal go-to for a new mantis. It's just so god dang WICKED looking!

This Mind-Controlled Snail:

Because this thing has to be demonstrated in gif form to really portray the oddity of what's going on here. Although, the description is on the gross side, so here's a fair warning to skip past if you're squeamish.

This particular species of parasitic flatworm preys on snails. When they're eaten up by these unsuspecting mollusks, they'll soon find themselves getting their brain taken over by the pulsating worms that wriggle inside the snail's now-bloated eyestalks precisely to make the snail more enticing to birds to eat. Not only that, but the parasite also hijacks the snail's brain. Snails normally prefer damp and dark areas where they're relatively well-hidden away from any predators. These parasites force the snail into bright and wide-open areas like the tops of bushes specifically to make it as easy a meal as possible. They multiply in the bird's stomach before beginning the cycle anew when the bird, ahem, “drops” them off.

Obviously there's a lot of parallels to draw here from this and Parasect. But heck to it if I'd say no to a new, freaky mind-controlled hypno-snail. It'd be such a cool effect on an ingame model to see their eyes pulsating in color. You could even go ahead and make it a candidate for our first Bug/Psychic type!

A Stick Bug:

It's not super pressing that one gets in. I just think stick bugs are neat.

A Black Widow:

I know we got Ariados, but something feels missing from the spider roster in that we don't have a traditional creepy crawly-type spider. A Black Widow is about the most stereotypically creepy spider out there, but I'd love to see it for its potential either way.

A Peacock Spider:

One more spider while we're on the subject of spiders. And offset a spooky spider with a cute one! There's all sorts of fun takes to have on a peacock spiders.

A Pelican Spider:

No hold up. Wait a second. One more spider because I had literally discovered this thing as I was writing this very list. Look at this thing. Look at this spider. What the hell. What the actual hell. What is happening. What. I want one now.

APPARENTLY this Pelican Spider is a species of spider that specifically evolved to eat other spiders. Its weirdly long “neck” and extended mandibles are designed to keep its prey at a long length away from itself so they the spiders it catches can't retaliate with their own bites. That's so neat. I could see how you can intemperate that into a gameplay sense; make it specialize in biting moves and have an ability that makes all biting moves no longer make contact. Maybe that's not HUGE but.

A Dobsonfly:

Again, no pressing reason I can think of other than dobsonfly are underrated, and getting a nice Pokemon to go with em would be cool.

Gah, there's probably a good billion or so I could continue to think up but I SUPPOSE it's gotta stop at some point.

“How on Earth did we wind up with some internet person talking about insects for about half an hour's worth of reading?”

ANYWAY, that's the final of the type reviews. Sword and Shield are just two weeks away, believe it or not. It’ll be a while before I’m back into the funk of making reviews. As I’ve said before, I’d like to take a month or two to really absorb all the new Pokemon they have on offer. For a brief little preview-opinion, the new Pokemon are overall pretty dang good so far. There’s already a couple I’ll be excited to talk about, but if preview event-goers are to be believed, there's’ apparently a TON of new Pokemon to look forward to.

ANYWAY Future-talk:

I dunno if I’ll do something in the meantime review-wise. I would go back to look at the recently discovered Beta Pokemon from Red and Green and Gold and Silver, but I feel like I’ve not got a ton to add to that conversation in particular. (Literally the only hot take I can really come up with is the Baby Vulpix is kinda lame)

I MIGHT look into doing character design reviews for some non-Pokemon properties. I felt like it was eventually gonna happen at some point, I’m just not sure about it happening YET given SwSh are so close and once I’m ready for those reviews I’d have to put the non-Pokemon project on hold. Tell me what sorta series y’all would like to hear my thoughts on for character design. My personal biggest candidates are looking at the creatures from the Pikmin series, the various boss characters from all the various Mega Man games, and looking over the Champions from League of Legends, as well as reviewing the monster cards of Yu-Gi-Oh.

Mega Man would probably be the easiest. Robot Masters don’t exactly require deep analysis to critique their designs. (Though that wouldn’t stop me from getting rambly.) It wouldn’t be until the X, Zero, ZX, and Battle Network/Starforce series that the designs get crazy detailed.

YGO and Pikmin would be easy too, the only issue would be figuring out a format for what order to do them in.

League would easily be the hardest to do. Cause being the completionist that I am, I would want to cover EVERYTHING. Old versions of the characters, NEW versions, as well as every single skin. The problem is figuring out an order to put it all in. The easiest would just to do iit in alphabetical order and cover the skins of each champ as we come across them. But I’d ideally like to do everything in chronological order. Start with the first 40 champions and then pan out to cover each one in order of release, skins included. It’s just really difficult to find a consistent timeline on League content, especially for skins. I dunno. That’d be something I’d have to look into.

Either way, no matter what I end up going with, I’ll see you next time!

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Session 7: Wait, Now We Have to Get Home Somehow

We have gone to fantastical places and seen improbable things! But we kind of want to play the setting we’ve planned for like a year, so I guess we gotta find our way back.

We’re not all assembled at the start of session, so before Officially Jumping Into A Portal, we take a few moments to mess around in the abandoned campground in the Drowned City.

Shoshana investigates one of the rusting metal vehicles that sit abandoned in the giant grey structure. She finds a cache of strange documents, written in a mysterious unknown language, in the glove compartment. She knows it’s the glove compartment because she also finds gloves.

We read through the notes we took from the Astronomer’s study. A lot of it is technical and out of our grasp, but apparently the pattern etched into the walls functions to “weaken the barrier between realms” and “creates an artificial soft spot.” Luckily, we did not roll well enough to gain a Burning Curiosity To Learn More.

We write out a nice description of the Drowned City in our Pokedex notebook. Like in the paintings, the city is wide mix of buildings – some familiar, some alien. Districts seem to be differentiated by architectural style. However, scattered across the city in all districts, there’s this one style of weird dark buildings. They’re taller than most things and almost hurt our eyes to look at, made of glittering black stone and extending above the city. A bit in disrepair, and twisted in ways that physics would say are structurally unsound. Some have fallen over.

I give it two stars on TripAdvisor for interesting architecture and readily available beachfront proximity, but the local wildlife is unfriendly and there isn’t much of a nightlife.

Gral gets a “hey buddy, you okay?” after everything we found out about Bullbreaker and his comrades. The rundown: Gral is touched by Shoshana’s note, excited that Bullbreaker is alive, sad because he has his acquaintances’ remains, even though he’s done a lot of funeral services in his time. His determination is Bolstered! He’s going to protect the town of Holzog from the fate that befell his squad!

Oh hey, everybody’s here. Let’s pick up where we left off: hopping through an interdimensional portal.

We step out onto the path of stairs that we left, but it looks different than last time? First of all, the section of path we came here on is straight up gone. Everything seems to have rearranged itself entirely, because consistent geography is definitely not a thing here.

We can see what looks like an enormous telescope protruding out of a piece of building - the Astronomer’s tower! Between it and us is, instead of a path, a field of rocks floating gently in the void, like a tiny local asteroid belt. (Also a weird snail thing, but it’s minding its own business.) To get to the tower... we could jump between the rocks, maybe?

A voice shouts out in Valdian: “MURDERERS!”

Crouching on this weirdly spherical stone in the center of the asteroid field, there is a hulking figure, wearing what was once decent clothes. He has greyish, pale skin and no eyes, just sunken flesh pits where they once had been. He is swollen and grossly, misshapenly muscular, and five chisel-tipped tentacles stretch out of his back, like a meaty Doc Ock. More writhing tentacles come out of his sleeve instead of a hand; just a spaghetti of weird meat-limbs. (The DM informs us that we were enjoying the Key too much, so he had to drop in the word “meat-limbs.” Suffer.)

Shoshana is immediately offended because her avatar on the Roll20 map is Doc Ock from Into the Spider-Verse, and THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE.

Anyway he’s screaming at us about murder, so we should probably pay attention. “You killed it! It was the first of its kind! Just a child! Do you have any idea what it took to bring it into the world? It nearly found its way out! And you killed it!”

Someone picks up on his chisels for hands extremities and figures out that this must be the Sculptor, Karl Schossman. (Though now he’s more of a Schoss...thing.) And we definitely did kill his mimic statue.

“It attacked us. We were forced to act in self-defense,” Gral tells him diplomatically.

“It was a child! Frightened and hungry!”

“...to be fair, I was also frightened and hungry,” notes Clem.

“You don’t even know what you destroyed! The greatest work of sculpture ever created! My masterpiece!”

He’s on a roll now, so he has to monologue. “What makes the ultimate sculpture? Every sculpture that could ever exist, all in one. That is what I created! That is what the Key showed me how to make!” His tendrils start chipping at the stone under his feet, agitated. “And you just KILLED it!”

We’re surprised he knows about its death at all. He can get back to the House from here?

“Of course you can get back, when the gates are open. That’s how GATES work. Clearly you’re not only a philistine, but a fool. And a MURDERER!”

Turns out he can’t stay in the real world, once the gate closes – he’s only able to visit the house when it’s in-between both realms. “That’s why creating it took so long! That’s why what you have DONE-“

Gral, aside: “He’s more upset that we killed HIS thing than that we killed a living being. How selfish.”

Clem tries for an optimistic tone. “Hey, maybe now it’s just a new kind of art?”

“NO! You made it be one thing. It was every thing!”

Clem admits that maybe she just doesn’t get art.

“Well, now the ART will get YOU! Study in Stone #23, AVENGE!”

A carved piece of rock by his side groans, moves, and gets to its feet. A gargoyle!

“Shoshana got run over by a gargoyle, comin’ home from our house Christmas Eve...”

Valeria has the Ring of Jumping, so she’s MOON BOUNCIN’ all around the asteroids to get to the one the Sculptor’s on. We all immediately have to look up how jump mechanics work, and whether they allow for slam-dunk hang time physics. She hops to an asteroid near the gargoyle and SMITES. It would resist the physical damage, but as she smites, her rose vines tear into the gargoyle’s cracks and crevices, like ivy on an old building in fast-forward.

The DM is a little disappointed, because the gargoyle WAS gonna fly around and push people off the edge of the path out into the void, but Valeria has Sentinel, so it ain’t goin’ NOWHERE.

As Gral throws Faerie Fire at the sculptor, his weird stone-grey skin bursts into vibrant color. As the faerie dust goes toward the gargoyle, it is all sucked into the sculptor, negating its effect. He has the statblock of a flail snail! Antimagic shell! He weirdly tentacle-walks across the gaps without much trouble, but he’s not very fast. He streeeetches his tentacles to flail at Gral, but whiffs. Shoshana shoots the gargoyle with thunder, giving it some serious chips and cracks. Clem leaps asteroids and grabs the adamantine wrench we found, brandishing a weapon that might be hard enough to crack stone.

And then the DM grins, and the asteroids on our Roll20 map hit their initiative and start to move and shift through the void. Better hold on!

Valeria breathes ice at them, and Gral pops off a crossbow shot. The bolt spins off into the void and then falls back at Gral’s feet, like a boomerang. It’s kind of warped now though? Weird. Better pocket it.

“BEHOLD!” the Sculptor shouts. “YOU CAN SEE THE BRILLIANCE OF MY VISION!” His skin emits a dazzling blend of colors. Everyone within 30 ft makes a WIS save. Shoshana, hanging out in I’m A Spellcaster range, doesn’t have to. Clem, Valeria, and Gral. They are stunned by the brilliance of his vision for 1 round. Clem gasps. “I...I understand art now!”

Clem may now add “gets art” to her character sheet.

The gargoyle is crumbling away to dust as we hack and slash and shoot at it, but the Sculptor is a greater threat. His lashing chisel-tipped tentacles tear into the stunned Valeria, reducing her to 0hp. Luckily, since this part of the Curse does not work off desire for power or fear of death, she does not take Taint from it. Gral Healing Words her up.

The gargoyle has taken advantage of the stun to finally escape Valeria and hassle the spellcaster, but Shoshana handles her face fulla goyle decently, and her enhanced claws break apart the disintegrating stone for good. The Sculptor is not pleased. “Noooo! Number 23! Do none of you appreciate what I – I have suffered, and made others suffer – and I am a moral person, so making them suffer made ME suffer – for this art! And you just-! How dare you.”

Clem and Valeria fuckin stab him.

Gral tells him his art is tacky, which he is 1d4 of offended by. The Sculptor and the tanks trade heavy blows as Shoshana, hiding back on the path, misses all of her shots and feels bad about it. Another crossbow bolt boomerangs back to Gral. This one has an eye now!

He tells us our aesthetic is weak. Gral notes this is rude, but kind of accurate.

Finally, we do enough damage to start ripping off tentacles. Valeria catches one in her trident and twirls it like spaghetti, popping it right off.

Clem scores the final blow. She looks him in the eye and growls, “I understand your art. And I find it wanting.”

Then she cleaves him in half and boots him off the asteroid. His two halves float out into space, shouting “EVERYONE’S A CRITIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC”

Fight over. Everyone finishes hopping asteroids onto the next solid section of path. Except for our poor spindly sorceress, who rolled a 2 and has a Strength score of Bad. Valeria has to moon-bounce back over and bridal-carry her across, with her Ring of Boing and her Arms of Beef. Shoshana, pressed up close against the chest of a muscular, buff dragon-woman, is feelin’ some kind of way. 😳

We pass by a big shiny disc platform covered in strange symbols. Valeria feels, in her mind, that the Answers Are There if you just…let them in…

She makes her save and is like Oh Yeah, That’s The Key, Better Not Do That. But she takes a loooong look at it before she turns away, reluctantly. We mosey on up the stairs.

A weird thing happens as we get closer to the tower: the spiral of the stairs gets tighter, the stairs become wood, and the void fades away as the walls of the Astronomer’s house reassert themselves. The pattern on the walls is denser here than anywhere else. Coming through the doorway, we see a figure, twisted. He was clearly once an elf, but he has been twisted and reshaped like putty. One of his eyes is withered almost to nothing, while the other is massive and bulbous, deforming his entire head. Despite his corrupted appearance, he sits calmly in a well-appointed study, wearing fine robes. A tentacle-like finger is holding a cup of tea, which he sips delicately.

“Ah,” he greets us politely, looking entirely unsurprised to see us. “Would you like some tea? It’s so rare that I get guests.”

Valeria introduces herself on reflex. “Kyr Valeria Argent, at your service, it’s nice to meet you, Mr....?”

“I’m Artyoum Vlemisk, though these days I prefer simply The Astronomer. Today ‘Artyoum’ seems so far away. A simple man, afraid to leave his house.”

Gral looks around. “Seems like you took the house with you.”

“Yes, so I did. What a simple solution, in the end. All those years, staring at the stars, not knowing what I was looking for...”

He puts his massive eye to the eyepiece of the telescope, where it fits perfectly, and gazes out into the strange cosmos. “From here I can see everything. I can show you things, too! Please, come sit. I believe Adelaide made these.” He gestures to a perfectly normal-looking tray of cookies. “She comes by sometimes to visit. She’s such a worrywart, making sure I eat. I don’t even need to eat anymore.”

Gral, understandably wary of lookin’ at things here in mental distortion land, asks, “Can you just tell us what you know, instead of showing us?”

“Oh, certainly! Although there are things I would need to show you, for you to truly understand.”

That’s slightly ominous. But Gral’s got a mission. “Mists come out of the lake, and have been getting dangerously close to Holzog. They are harmful to its residents. What prompts their spread?”

The Astronomer puts on a mildly contrite face. “I’m sorry to hear that the people of Holzog are suffering. Had our plan succeeded, they would be here with us! The whole valley would have come when we moved the house. It’s a terrible shame the Destroyer stopped us.”

Shoshana jumps on that, remembering the Madman’s strange painting of a lizard-owl-creature. “Who was the Destroyer? What happened?”

“He must have had some idea of what we were doing. I was lookout duty at end, but I did not see him. Only later, the Key showed me what had happened. He took the form of an owl. He must have felt our working somehow, but that’s not a question that particularly interests me. He was very clever about his sabotage! Fire or an assault, we could have easily repelled. The Lurker’s hounds would have aided us. We could have rebuilt, and tried again. But he approached by stealth. The wings of an owl to cross the lake, then a lizard to scurry into the caves underneath my house. Then used magics of his kind-”

“His kind?”

“The druids of the wood, of course. Who else turns into owls and lizards, and reshapes the earth? Only such a backwards, backwoods bunch of superstitious yokels would oppose our work with such fervency. We were trying to do something new! All they care about is tradition.”

He continues ranting. “The druid opened a sinkhole, and dropped us in at the moment our work would have reached completion. Poor Ana and Josephine. My part is done, and I can watch a thousand worlds through my telescope. Anything I wish, I can see. Their part is not complete. They play their music on and on, then gather their strength and play again. When they play, the gaps thin, the mists pour through and the hounds wander the valley. Eventually they will not merely push, but break. Then our contract will be complete.”

“What contract? With whom?”

“Our contract with the Key! We create the hole for it, and it shows us what we need. Then we are free to travel the realms as we wish.”

“What happens when they break through? Will Holzog’s valley come here?”

“Maybe not the whole valley. Our initial calculations were done before the pattern was disrupted. But yes, that was our goal. Once our collaboration is complete, everyone from the Baroness to the poor fishmonger’s son will be Free. And the Key will certainly have tasks for them in exchange for their freedom, the Truest freedom. You see, the Key is not like the other prisoners, it does not work by fear, or-”

“Hold on, hold on. Other prisoners?”

“You are very familiar with one of them,” he replies, leveling a meaningful look at Shoshana’s sharp claws and predator’s eyes.

Gral laser-focuses in. The Key is a prisoner. “That which cannot be killed cannot be bound....” he murmurs. If the Key can be imprisoned, it can be destroyed.

The rest of the party is looking at each other, wondering why the image of prisoners is so familiar. Wait - the tapestry!

“The tapestry?” The Astronomer takes a glance through his telescope. “Ah, you were speaking literally.” His arm reaches out, further than physically possible, to snag a cookie off the tray. “Yes, a crude illustration of the prisoners, reaching out to those who would free them. The others appeal to base fears – death, pain, abandonment. The Key reaches out to those who seek truth and beauty. Inspiration! Enlightenment! Far more worthy goals.”

We are stunned. This is the biggest insight into how the Curse works that we’ve ever heard of, and this guy is handing out revelations over tea and cookies.

“Who imprisoned them?”

“That is a very deep question. Would you like to know? That is one of the things I would like to show you. If you would gaze through, all answers are yours to see.” He gestures generously toward his telescope.

We can’t say we’re not tempted, but Shoshana speaks up. “Ooookay, we’re gonna TABLE THAT for now. What happens if they get free?! Like, especially the wolf one.”

“Oh! The Hunt! Yes, it struggles for pure power, to seize control of the prison from the wardens, to break itself out.”

Not an answer to our question, but interesting. “Who are the wardens? Are they druids?”

"Ah, that’s another answer you must be shown. They’re not quite druids, that term would be deeply inaccurate, and yet it’s not entirely wrong in its own intriguing way...”

“Are they...humanoid??”

“No, but yes.”

We try to insight check him. We don’t roll good, and we get the insight of “Holy shit, that guy’s eyeball is HUGE.” Kinda hard to read facial expressions, tbh.

He sits back in his chair. “My role for the time being is to give answers to those who have the courage to seek them out.”

Okay, okay, enough of this big-picture stuff, Valeria wants to get back to our basic needs. “The villagers are very concerned about the mist. I don’t think this whole...thing is something they want.”

“Perhaps they will not want it. I cannot say,” the Astronomer says wistfully. “But as it is now, don’t they deserve the freedom to choose? Their humdrum life, or this sublime beauty?”

“You’re not offering them freedom, you’re offering fear!” she fires back.

“And you’re not offering much of a choice,” Gral adds in.

“They will learn eventually. And then, they may not thank me, but. Ah, well.” It’s blatantly obvious that he’s completely unconcerned about the townsfolk, at best.

Sensing a lull in the conversation, Shoshana pipes up hesitantly. “Uh...you can see a lot of things, right? Um, there’s a person-

“Oh! I thought you might ask about her,” he interjects brightly. “I can show you where she is, where she will be in a week’s time, what she’s up to. Come take a look!”

Shoshana takes a wary look at the enormous telescope, and decides to limit herself to a simple question: “…is she alive?”

“Oh yes, she lives.”

Shoshana looks around awkwardly, her eyes landing on Gral. “Oh! There’s another guy, um, an orc? He’s called Bullbreaker. Is he alive?”

“For now. These are two people who lead very dangerous lives. If only someone could find them, and help them,” he says, unsubtly, turning the eyepiece of the telescope towards us.

Valeria doggedly tries to get us back on track about the village in danger. “So how would we stop the mists? Would we have to kill the musicians? Would that work? I know they’re your friends, but we have innocent people to save.”

“Yes, if you stop Ana and Josephine from playing, the mists will no longer rise. I will admit, I’d be sad to see them go. But I am content. I have earned my part, and I can see all the worlds I wish from here.”

We’re surprised he would not oppose us, but we’re not gonna push in case he changes his mind. Better question: how do we get back to the house and the musicians?

"That’s not a hard route. Go that way,” he says, pointing out the window to a branch of the winding path, “go past the beacon, take some of the doors, and you’ll find your way to the conservatory, on this side.

The beacon, it turns out, is the light in the middle of the shield-like disc, the one that had nearly entranced Valeria.

“What is beacon for?” she has to ask. “I almost figured it out, but...”

“What is a beacon ever for? It guides the way.”

“To where?”

“Home. That’s an interesting question.”

“For whom?” Gral adds.

“That is an even BETTER question, my good orc.”

“Was it for you and your collaborators?”

“No, something else.”

“For the Key?”

Like he has for all the really juicy questions, he gestures to his telescope.”

We realize we could....come back? Mr. Astronomer, would you mind if we visited you again, when we have more we want to know?

The Astronomer nods. “I never left my house. I will be here, until you know what you are seeking.”

He offers us a few cookies for the road. There’s eldritch runes in the frosting. We take a few, figuring the Sturmhearst guys will get a kick out of them. “Do you want a baggie, or a little tin?” This enormous weird hulking worm-man digs around for a tin, finds one, dumps sewing supplies out of it, and pops the cookies in. “Take a thermos with tea, in case you get tired later. You wouldn’t really want to sleep here.”

As we awkwardly file out of the Astronomer’s tower, Gral murmurs to Shoshana, “There are many things I wish to know too, but the cost from that one is too great.”

Shoshana nods. “…as long as I know she’s alive, that’s fine. I can find her myself.”

Valeria, meanwhile, is frustrated. “I’m so curious as to the nature of the curse! But I don’t yet have the right questions to ask.” Valeria’s player is basically vibrating out of her seat, her immense desire to Find Out Answers stifled only by her commitment to staying in character.

Clem focuses on the practical parts. “So, there’s some primal force in woods combating the Curse? He says there are four different prisoners. What’s imprisoning them?”

The answer, of course, is just a few steps behind us. But Shoshana shakes her head decisively, trying to banish the thought. “You saw what a couple days in a spooky cave did to me. If I look into that thing, I’ll be a nutty painter.”

“Yes. Once you know how to fix it, you might not want to fix it,” Gral reminds the group.

“It’s better to acquire the knowledge naturally,” Clem agrees. “Anyway, what’s up with these druids? I’ve heard stories, but I don’t know much about them.

Valeria rolls her Knowledge: Religion. Here’s what the DM gives us:

The Druids are – well, the closest equivalent is clergy, but it’s not an organization – of the local Valdian religion, the Way of the Woods. It’s an old system of belief that predates the Aquilian conquest and the shift to worshiping the Aquilian pantheon. Their power set is transforming into/summoning/commanding animals and nature. (You’re all D&D players, you know how druids work.) They’re very secretive. Although the religion has faded, they never really went away? But they’re very distrustful of outsiders, so much so that even people who live in rural towns rarely, if ever, meet the druids. They’re about the deepest woodsfolk as you can go, but not in a cursed way. They will interact with society but rarely, and they go incognito when they do. Their extreme xenophobia extends to anyone who is not a confirmed follower of the Way of the Woods, so it’s really hard to make or maintain contact.

Shoshana alludes to a woman from her village who left to become druid. Supposedly, she just walked off into woods one day, never to be seen again. From a local’s perspective, druids are generally considered benevolent. If you see a weirdly intelligent animal in woods, one should help it or accept its help, because it’s a druid. Most of the Way of the Woods that Shoshana is familiar with has faded into folktales, superstition, and secular tradition rather than a full religion. Often tales of druids get mixed up with Way of the Woods tales of Baba and Gramps, the benevolent forest spirits. Shoshana knows a bit, but not much. It’s hard to tell what’s fairytale and what’s not.

Gral considers the new information. “They could be a powerful ally. After all, the enemy of our enemy is our friend.”

Valeria’s less optimistic. “Yeah, they’re our friend. But can we convince them that we’re their friend?” Valeria is especially doubtful about her chances - a local peasant could be passed off as a Way of the Woods follower, but a paladin of Rack is going to put them off from the start.

Oh hey, we’ve come upon a door! Like the ones in the house! Sadly, it probably has big scary hounds behind it. Valeria Lay On Handses herself, and then pat pats Shoshana for a couple hit points for good measure.

Gral listens at the door, and he can faintly hear the music of the two women drifting from far away. They are still jammin’, as they are wont to do!

Clem bravely barges on in and finds an ordinary-looking room, which has several more doors leading away. We listen, and follow the music. Clem opens door 2 and find...another tiny room of doors. Valeria decides we go left next. Something is weird about the music? But it’s louder. Gral is told to roll Perception and does good, and hears howling pipes. The Lurker has caught our scent.

“It’s Here.”

The scrambling behind us, of the hounds.

“They’re here.”

Roll initiative, everybody!

Shosha mage armors up and zags through a door at random. Bad choice, there’s nothing but a swirling vortex through there! And something’s reaching out to grab ya! She Dex saves poorly and is grappled by a woogle of tentacles. Clem grabs her by the scruff, yanks her out of the woogle and tries a different door. Clem pops through the door into…the first room we were in. She retraces our steps through the open door and rejoins us. Guys, this house is WEIRD.

Valeria tries door 3. Success, another room! A flesh hound pops through the portal door and latches onto Clem, critting. She lives tho. Gral finds a new door to a real room. Shoshana books it through, dashing straight past him into a new door to an even further room where the music is loud! Clem drops a FUCKIN GRENADE on the flesh-hound as she runs, and slams the door shut behind her. It goes BOOM. There’s a weird sound like a crackling, too. Valeria catches up with Shoshana at the front of the line. There’s mist coming under a gate in this new room. Seems we’ve found where we’re going.

Gral minor illusions a fake Gral and closes the door behind him, catching up to the party and hoping the flesh-hounds will be fooled. The doggo figures out it’s an illusion, though, and charges through a different portal door directly to Clem. Seems like they know the layout here.

The DM is mildly disappointed, because we guessed too good on his puzzle to do a proper Scooby Dooby Doors comedy routine. Shoshana pops an orb of fire back through her door to help Clem and then reluctantly scoots through the misty door into the conservatory. This is the space we saw through the mirror. I’M ALONE WITH LADIES YOU GUYS. HELP. They haven’t noticed her yet, though.

Clem disengages with the hound and charges through to meet up with Shosha. We can see the musicians! They have three vaguely humanoid servants dancing to the impossible music, writhing in bizarre ways. This is the weirdest club any of us have ever been in.

(It is decided that in the cyberpunk AU, the Astronomer’s house is just a really sick dance club. It’s where you go to See The Stars.)

(A bad Stefon impression is performed. This club has EVERYTHING: eyeball men, crab disasters, the tragic fate of your long-lost comrades...)

We all prep attacks for when the hound comes through the door.

The dimensional shiftiness that makes it hard to hit isn’t happening right now? We don’t roll good enough to know why. No, the DM can’t resist telling us. Something in that bomb did it. There’s sparks coming off the hound, and it’s coated in some kind of dust from the Broad Spectrum grenade. One of the substances in it must interfere with their powers and presence.

Clem smacks it and Shoshana crits a Primal Savagery. It crits Shoshana back, and rolls nearly max. She’s down. Healing Word from Gral, as she forgets about her Strength of the Grave ability again. Clem and Valeria start smacking it with weapons, and Gral Psychic Blades it super dead.

Using her medic abilities, Clem heals Shosha to full, because witches get stitches.

My internet failed at this point, so I don’t have a great Roll20 visual for this next fight, but phone data does miracles and I was able to get back on the call.

The situation: there are 3 dancers and 2 musicians. All have the weird spaghetti-stretched look we’ve come to associate with corrupted followers of the Key. Each dancer has a colorful aura for a 20 ft radius. They draw your eye as they spin and sparkle, and within that radius we have disadvantage to attack anything that is not a dancer. (They are statted as starspawn grues, for anyone keeping track.) Clusters of glittering crystals dot the room, resonating in time with the music.

A dancer dances up to us and warps reality at Valeria. Walk into the club like whattup, make a Will Save. But it nat 1s at whatever it was doing.

Shoshana manages to get out of the dancer’s radius, and aims at the two musicians with her signature Twinned Spell Chromatic Orb. She fires off a deafening round of thunder damage, hoping to disrupt the music! Two of the dancers stumble and lose the beat for a moment. The misty gate back to the real world, fluctuating in and out of reality in the back of the room, looks more like an intact wall now – it stutters as the music is disrupted.

By the way: Are they human? No, they are dancer.

Clem cuts down a dancer and advances on the next one. The flutist, Ana, strikes three high notes that form in the air as shimmering shapes and blast toward us. Two shots miss, one hits Clem.

Gral casts Silence.

The song stops.

The door fades away.

Josephine, the violinist, steps out of the silence circle and strikes her violin strings with her bow, sending a wave of sonic energy towards Gral, Clem and Shoshana. We all take a bunch of damage and Gral loses concentration on Silence.

The dancers, able to restart the beat since the violinist got the music going again, swing at Valeria and Shoshana. Their strikes distort Shoshana’s sense of space, giving her disadvantage on attack rolls. Luckily, this next spell ain’t one of those.

Shoshana casts Shatter with a deafening BOOM. The dancer and musician save and take less damage, but a couple of those crystals also get hit. They shatter, like, well, crystal. They are resonating crystals, and they vibrate with a high pitched noise for a moment before they burst apart with a glassy CRASSSHHH. Shoshana drops to 0, but as she falls, her eyes go black and she lunges to her feet with a primal snarl, using Strength of the Grave to spookily jump up to 1hp again.

(The DM was absolutely gonna have the Musicians do cool things with those crystals, like shooting spells through them! But no, we made them explode. There’s glass all OVER the floor. Everybody’s gotta wear shoes until we sweep up. Somewhere, Walter White looms.)

Josephine the violinist deflects Clem’s swing with her violin bow – not so much blocking as making the blade warp through space around it. She returns to playing.

Ana the flautist fires 3 more high pitched notes from her flute. Clem’s down. Gral Healing Words her and swings his sickle in at the dancer with a dashing slash that cuts her down. It is extremely anime. He is suddenly in silhouette with the dancer behind, and a blood splatter in silhouette.

The violinist uses a burst of sound to propel herself backwards, the resulting soundwave hitting Clem and Valeria. Ana and Josephine reunite and start playing their music more furiously than ever.

Good, they’re grouped together for AoEs. Shoshana casts Shatter again on poor Lindsey Stirling and her friend. They are both bloodied, and a couple more crystals near them vibrate – one resonates but does not shatter; the other explodes, sending needle-like shards into the musicians. We feel the crystal shards at our feet hum and thrum with the sound.

With a mighty slash, Clem shoves Josephine into the remaining crystal, though she tries to deflect with her bow. Her violin slips from her hands as she falls unconsicous. Ana screams, but Clem is still swinging with her Action Surge. As the flautist turns with rage, her eyes burning, the universe quivering as she is about to unleash some horrible song-storm – Clem, bloody and nearly broken, slams back into her and throws her into the other crystal, silencing the music and the scream.

There is a moment, just a moment, when the music still reverberates in the crystals and the portal remains open – but we know Gral can open the way, and there might be stuff to loot, and we don’t run through.

Valeria gathers crystal bits as the song fades. Gral scotch tapes a flesh hound dangly bit into the Pokedex. Gral also takes the instruments and the remaining sheet music of Opening of the Ways and The Prisoner’s Lament. The violin itself starts to warp into nothingness once Josephine dies, but the strings are shimmering and incandescent and vibrating at strange frequencies. The flute also appears warped but intact. Gral is like, “I could restring my lute with these wacky strings, but this is not an ideal place to do instrument repairs.” He pockets them for later.

Once we’re done looting investigating, we all looook to Gral, very sheepishly. Opening the ways feels weird, but it must be done. He must make a Performance check, though he can expend a spell slot to gain +d6 per spell level. He’s a bard, though, so he rolls a frickin’ 32. We pour through the portal and see the mists are fading rapidly.

As the whole place collapses, we see the corpses of the musicians on the ground. There is a growling sound as a hound comes around the bend, but the mists rapidly fade and its flickering intensifies until it flickers away.

The soft spots are probably not spreading towards the town anymore! Gral takes 6 taint, though, for playing the Spooky Song and directly tapping into the Key’s power.

We find ourselves standing in the ruins of the astronomer’s house. Looking out the windows, it’s night time now. We’re not really sure how long we’ve been gone. (Fifty yeeeaaars! A hovercar flies by! No.)

Valeria gives Shosha four hit points because she is tiiiired, and a few to Clem too.

Now that we’ve left the house and are getting ready to climb back up our rope, those with Darkvision make a perception check. Something small is flying towards us awkwardly, with big ungainly flaps. It’s roughly the size of a wombat. Is it Daikon? No. We put the rune beetle up (We have named it Luxon, a corruption of Alexa). Some weird misshapen bluish creature in a plague doctor mask flaps toward us. It’s Gray the Homunculus!

It flaps up to Gral and croaks, “ALIIIIIVE.” It pulls something out of a pouch with a weird little raccoon hand, taking weirdly precise notes in a small notebook. “RETUUUURNING,” it caws, and leaves.

We’re a little nervous at being out at night, when cursed things come out, but apparently the valley of Holzog is pretty safe when it’s not misty death. We make our way back to the boat, where Gray is waiting for us, and back across the lake. Looks like the people are all holed up in fortresses right now, like they do when there’s mist.

Gray guides us back to the church. The two hulking owl-masked guards are waiting, and lead us to the door of the Sturmhearst University Holzog Annex. The door opens and Prof Quercus is there. “Ahh! Good news, everyone! They’ve returned!” (Thanks, Farnsworth.)

“Please, come inside, come inside! We’ve never seen the mists rise this soon after a previous incursion, or retreat so rapidly. Look at these charts!” They have, indeed, been drawing charts tracking when the mist comes.

“There’s a good chance the mists won’t be coming back for a while,” we tell him. (Insight check: he is disappointed.) “But have we got some stuff to tell you!”

“Oh?” His face would perk up, except he’s wearing a bird mask.

We give him the Pokedex notebook. We have written some of the things we’ve seen, but omitted a LOT.

What we give him, in the notebook:

-The concept of portals to other worlds

-A rubbing of the pattern

-Drawings of the symbols on statue mimic

-A flesh hound tentacle

-The eldritch cookies + thermos of tea

-A description of the guy with too many eyes

-A pamphlet from the glove box

-Basic descriptions of the void

-The twisted crossbow bolt

-The Funko pop from space

-Some of the crystal shards

We do NOT give them any knowledge of the sheet music, the eldritch cookbook, or ANY information on how to open the portals.

Professor Quercus identifies the potions we picked up from the house. They are a Potion of Kill You Quite Quickly (fast-acting poison), a Potion of Heroism, and a mystery potion he doesn’t know what it’ll do. It’s too chaotic. (The DM informs us it makes us roll on the Wild Magic Surge table.)

Time to tally our taint! Clem, Valeria, and Shoshana all save. Gral is clandestinely offered a Deal by the DM, the effects of which are as yet unknown.

We stay at Sturmhearst overnight because it’s, like, Dark out in the Cursewood. None of the folks in bird masks sleep. (*shrugs* Grad students.) They are making a lot of coffee in a fancy coffee machine. The big owl guards are like a foot taller than any of the humans, but never speak and barely move. The grad students ask us questions all night.

Valeria asks them about Druids. Quercus: “We’ve had some interaction, some of our field expeditions have reported wild animal attacks consistent with druidic magic. It can be hard to tell what’s druid magic and what’s just the Curse! Have any actually talked to us? Certainly not, though Professor Williams described how something had written the words Go Away in the dirt and smashed up all his equipment.” (Insight: He is not lying about this, as far as he is aware.)

In the morning, as we step out of the repurposed church, we see a white bird flying toward us. He has a little coat on! He opens his mouth and Darius’ voice comes out. “Hey! We got worried when you were out and the mists came up.” (We were gone 14 hours.)

“Boy, do we have a story for you!”

“Sweet, I’ll make some popcorn. I love popcorn. Oh, that was Daikon talking. Hey Bea! Is it safe to feed Daikon popcorn? Wait, I’m still talking through the bird-”

We walk back to the center of Holzog with Daikon relaying Darius’ questions. Darius himself is letting the Condotierri know to let us through.

“Is there any chance you were exposed to the corrupting influence of the curse?”

Everyone’s like “Um, well, UHHH,” and Shoshana just sighs. “That ship has SAILED for me, my dude.”

“All right, Bea might give you three ladies a once over, the Q-man will look at Gral. We gotta search you for eyeballs, demon runes, you know the drill.” We are promised there will be only mild nudity. Clem and Shoshana are not particularly thrilled with the idea of nudity.

We plan to go on the Mornheim expedition, so the DM has us draw cards from his Dangerous Roads deck for the journey. We draw The Folk, The Harvest, The Outlaws, and The Outlaws again.

We’ll go into more detail about the end of our time in Holzog at the beginning of our next session, but we do check in with Ser Quentin to let him know we’re alive, and that we’re game to go on the Mornheim expedition with him.

He tells us, “Very well. In a couple of days a supply caravan will be leaving for Mornheim. Unfortunately, I will not be able to go to Mornheim with you. I will leave Holzog with you, but Ser Brigid has asked me to report to Holska and explain why one of our best leads on the origin of the Curse is now a corpse.”

We roll Knowledge: History. Ser Brigid König probably refers to the old woman who is the founder and leader of the Cursebreaker Knights. Holska Castle is Cursebreaker HQ. It’s a derelict castle that has had rumors of infestation by vampires/cultists/local legends (mostly vampires) for centuries. There are tons of spooky stories. When the Curse first presented, the first Cursebreakers led by Ser Brigid stormed Holska and turned it into their HQ. No reports of vampires; general assumption is they found the vamps and killed them all, and then had a free castle they could set up in.

We don’t roll well enough to know who she was before the Curse. A knight of the Greatwood, but we’re not sure from where or what origin. High ranked enough that when she sent out the word, a bunch of people answered the call.

We’ll learn more next session.

#session recap #clem haxan #valeria argent #gral omokk'duu #shoshana bat chaya #holzog #The key #professor quercus #quentin morozov #contractor darius

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Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

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Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

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We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

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This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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These books on how to draw are very easy for kids and beginning artists to follow.

This is a really exceptional fundamental book which includes the whole range of animals in a really simple and easy to comprehend format.

“…… this book can be the beginning of a great relationship between your child and his pencil doodles. “

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

BUT I also want to make this decision even easier by removing ALL of the risk for you…

That’s right! Take 60 days to use and learn from How To Draw 200 Animals. That’s more than 8 weeks to learn how to draw simple Animals step by step!

Here’s what you’ll discover in the “How to Draw 200 Animals” book and free bonus books.

How To Draw 200 Animals – Step by Step

How to draw 200 Animals in 6 steps!

This book showcases two different styles of drawing for each Animals, that way you can learn to draw each Animal in 2 different looks.

This really is the most complete Animal Drawing book available in one place. You no longer have to search the web and wade through tons of advertising to get the lessons.

Download this Book instantly plus the 4 bonus books below.

The book is available for instant download and can be printed as many times as you wish. Each book is delivered as a printable PDF file in color.

Super Bonus: #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

How To Draw Farm Animals book is yours FREE with purchase.

Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This Bonus Farm Animals book is organized to show you how to draw the most popular Farm Animals.

Each Farm Animal page can be drawn in 6 steps following step by step lessons.

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How To Draw Forest Animals book includes 50 Forest Animals that you can draw in 6 easy steps.

You can buy this book individually for $14.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my How To Draw Animals collection!

We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

This is the most complete Forest Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet and is your FREE with purchase.

Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

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How To Draw Zoo Animals brings together the most popular Zoo Animals we all love to see when visiting the Zoo.

We normally sell this book for $14.95 and you can purchase this individually, but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my entire collection.

Each Zoo animal can be drawn in 6 easy steps following a 1-6 step guide.

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How To Draw Ocean Animals was a really fun book to put together considering how many awesome Ocean Animals there are.

This book contains 50 of the most popular Ocean animals like the Blue Whale, Tiger Shark, Jelly Fish and we even added a Mermaid to make things a little more fun.

This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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These books on how to draw are very easy for kids and beginning artists to follow.

This is a really exceptional fundamental book which includes the whole range of animals in a really simple and easy to comprehend format.

“…… this book can be the beginning of a great relationship between your child and his pencil doodles. “

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

BUT I also want to make this decision even easier by removing ALL of the risk for you…

That’s right! Take 60 days to use and learn from How To Draw 200 Animals. That’s more than 8 weeks to learn how to draw simple Animals step by step!

Here’s what you’ll discover in the “How to Draw 200 Animals” book and free bonus books.

How To Draw 200 Animals – Step by Step

How to draw 200 Animals in 6 steps!

This book showcases two different styles of drawing for each Animals, that way you can learn to draw each Animal in 2 different looks.

This really is the most complete Animal Drawing book available in one place. You no longer have to search the web and wade through tons of advertising to get the lessons.

Download this Book instantly plus the 4 bonus books below.

The book is available for instant download and can be printed as many times as you wish. Each book is delivered as a printable PDF file in color.

Super Bonus: #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

How To Draw Farm Animals book is yours FREE with purchase.

Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This Bonus Farm Animals book is organized to show you how to draw the most popular Farm Animals.

Each Farm Animal page can be drawn in 6 steps following step by step lessons.

The most complete Farm Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #2 How To Draw Forest Animals

How To Draw Forest Animals book includes 50 Forest Animals that you can draw in 6 easy steps.

You can buy this book individually for $14.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my How To Draw Animals collection!

We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

This is the most complete Forest Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet and is your FREE with purchase.

Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

Super Bonus: #3 How To Draw Zoo Animals

How To Draw Zoo Animals brings together the most popular Zoo Animals we all love to see when visiting the Zoo.

We normally sell this book for $14.95 and you can purchase this individually, but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my entire collection.

Each Zoo animal can be drawn in 6 easy steps following a 1-6 step guide.

The most complete Zoo Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #4 How To Draw Ocean Animals

How To Draw Ocean Animals was a really fun book to put together considering how many awesome Ocean Animals there are.

This book contains 50 of the most popular Ocean animals like the Blue Whale, Tiger Shark, Jelly Fish and we even added a Mermaid to make things a little more fun.

This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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These books on how to draw are very easy for kids and beginning artists to follow.

This is a really exceptional fundamental book which includes the whole range of animals in a really simple and easy to comprehend format.

“…… this book can be the beginning of a great relationship between your child and his pencil doodles. “

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

BUT I also want to make this decision even easier by removing ALL of the risk for you…

That’s right! Take 60 days to use and learn from How To Draw 200 Animals. That’s more than 8 weeks to learn how to draw simple Animals step by step!

Here’s what you’ll discover in the “How to Draw 200 Animals” book and free bonus books.

How To Draw 200 Animals – Step by Step

How to draw 200 Animals in 6 steps!

This book showcases two different styles of drawing for each Animals, that way you can learn to draw each Animal in 2 different looks.

This really is the most complete Animal Drawing book available in one place. You no longer have to search the web and wade through tons of advertising to get the lessons.

Download this Book instantly plus the 4 bonus books below.

The book is available for instant download and can be printed as many times as you wish. Each book is delivered as a printable PDF file in color.

Super Bonus: #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

How To Draw Farm Animals book is yours FREE with purchase.

Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This Bonus Farm Animals book is organized to show you how to draw the most popular Farm Animals.

Each Farm Animal page can be drawn in 6 steps following step by step lessons.

The most complete Farm Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #2 How To Draw Forest Animals

How To Draw Forest Animals book includes 50 Forest Animals that you can draw in 6 easy steps.

You can buy this book individually for $14.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my How To Draw Animals collection!

We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

This is the most complete Forest Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet and is your FREE with purchase.

Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

Super Bonus: #3 How To Draw Zoo Animals

How To Draw Zoo Animals brings together the most popular Zoo Animals we all love to see when visiting the Zoo.

We normally sell this book for $14.95 and you can purchase this individually, but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my entire collection.

Each Zoo animal can be drawn in 6 easy steps following a 1-6 step guide.

The most complete Zoo Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #4 How To Draw Ocean Animals

How To Draw Ocean Animals was a really fun book to put together considering how many awesome Ocean Animals there are.

This book contains 50 of the most popular Ocean animals like the Blue Whale, Tiger Shark, Jelly Fish and we even added a Mermaid to make things a little more fun.

This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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Read Our Testimonials!!

These books on how to draw are very easy for kids and beginning artists to follow.

This is a really exceptional fundamental book which includes the whole range of animals in a really simple and easy to comprehend format.

“…… this book can be the beginning of a great relationship between your child and his pencil doodles. “

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

BUT I also want to make this decision even easier by removing ALL of the risk for you…

That’s right! Take 60 days to use and learn from How To Draw 200 Animals. That’s more than 8 weeks to learn how to draw simple Animals step by step!

Here’s what you’ll discover in the “How to Draw 200 Animals” book and free bonus books.

How To Draw 200 Animals – Step by Step

How to draw 200 Animals in 6 steps!

This book showcases two different styles of drawing for each Animals, that way you can learn to draw each Animal in 2 different looks.

This really is the most complete Animal Drawing book available in one place. You no longer have to search the web and wade through tons of advertising to get the lessons.

Download this Book instantly plus the 4 bonus books below.

The book is available for instant download and can be printed as many times as you wish. Each book is delivered as a printable PDF file in color.

Super Bonus: #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

How To Draw Farm Animals book is yours FREE with purchase.

Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This Bonus Farm Animals book is organized to show you how to draw the most popular Farm Animals.

Each Farm Animal page can be drawn in 6 steps following step by step lessons.

The most complete Farm Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #2 How To Draw Forest Animals

How To Draw Forest Animals book includes 50 Forest Animals that you can draw in 6 easy steps.

You can buy this book individually for $14.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my How To Draw Animals collection!

We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

This is the most complete Forest Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet and is your FREE with purchase.

Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

Super Bonus: #3 How To Draw Zoo Animals

How To Draw Zoo Animals brings together the most popular Zoo Animals we all love to see when visiting the Zoo.

We normally sell this book for $14.95 and you can purchase this individually, but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my entire collection.

Each Zoo animal can be drawn in 6 easy steps following a 1-6 step guide.

The most complete Zoo Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #4 How To Draw Ocean Animals

How To Draw Ocean Animals was a really fun book to put together considering how many awesome Ocean Animals there are.

This book contains 50 of the most popular Ocean animals like the Blue Whale, Tiger Shark, Jelly Fish and we even added a Mermaid to make things a little more fun.

This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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Stop Drawing Animals Like this

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Learn to Draw All These Animals

…and hundreds more animals to draw!

Read Our Testimonials!!

These books on how to draw are very easy for kids and beginning artists to follow.

This is a really exceptional fundamental book which includes the whole range of animals in a really simple and easy to comprehend format.

“…… this book can be the beginning of a great relationship between your child and his pencil doodles. “

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

BUT I also want to make this decision even easier by removing ALL of the risk for you…

That’s right! Take 60 days to use and learn from How To Draw 200 Animals. That’s more than 8 weeks to learn how to draw simple Animals step by step!

Here’s what you’ll discover in the “How to Draw 200 Animals” book and free bonus books.

How To Draw 200 Animals – Step by Step

How to draw 200 Animals in 6 steps!

This book showcases two different styles of drawing for each Animals, that way you can learn to draw each Animal in 2 different looks.

This really is the most complete Animal Drawing book available in one place. You no longer have to search the web and wade through tons of advertising to get the lessons.

Download this Book instantly plus the 4 bonus books below.

The book is available for instant download and can be printed as many times as you wish. Each book is delivered as a printable PDF file in color.

Super Bonus: #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

How To Draw Farm Animals book is yours FREE with purchase.

Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This Bonus Farm Animals book is organized to show you how to draw the most popular Farm Animals.

Each Farm Animal page can be drawn in 6 steps following step by step lessons.

The most complete Farm Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #2 How To Draw Forest Animals

How To Draw Forest Animals book includes 50 Forest Animals that you can draw in 6 easy steps.

You can buy this book individually for $14.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my How To Draw Animals collection!

We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

This is the most complete Forest Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet and is your FREE with purchase.

Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

Super Bonus: #3 How To Draw Zoo Animals

How To Draw Zoo Animals brings together the most popular Zoo Animals we all love to see when visiting the Zoo.

We normally sell this book for $14.95 and you can purchase this individually, but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my entire collection.

Each Zoo animal can be drawn in 6 easy steps following a 1-6 step guide.

The most complete Zoo Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #4 How To Draw Ocean Animals

How To Draw Ocean Animals was a really fun book to put together considering how many awesome Ocean Animals there are.

This book contains 50 of the most popular Ocean animals like the Blue Whale, Tiger Shark, Jelly Fish and we even added a Mermaid to make things a little more fun.

This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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Stop Drawing Animals Like this

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Learn to Draw All These Animals

…and hundreds more animals to draw!

Read Our Testimonials!!

These books on how to draw are very easy for kids and beginning artists to follow.

This is a really exceptional fundamental book which includes the whole range of animals in a really simple and easy to comprehend format.

“…… this book can be the beginning of a great relationship between your child and his pencil doodles. “

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

BUT I also want to make this decision even easier by removing ALL of the risk for you…

That’s right! Take 60 days to use and learn from How To Draw 200 Animals. That’s more than 8 weeks to learn how to draw simple Animals step by step!

Here’s what you’ll discover in the “How to Draw 200 Animals” book and free bonus books.

How To Draw 200 Animals – Step by Step

How to draw 200 Animals in 6 steps!

This book showcases two different styles of drawing for each Animals, that way you can learn to draw each Animal in 2 different looks.

This really is the most complete Animal Drawing book available in one place. You no longer have to search the web and wade through tons of advertising to get the lessons.

Download this Book instantly plus the 4 bonus books below.

The book is available for instant download and can be printed as many times as you wish. Each book is delivered as a printable PDF file in color.

Super Bonus: #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

How To Draw Farm Animals book is yours FREE with purchase.

Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This Bonus Farm Animals book is organized to show you how to draw the most popular Farm Animals.

Each Farm Animal page can be drawn in 6 steps following step by step lessons.

The most complete Farm Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet.

Super Bonus: #2 How To Draw Forest Animals

How To Draw Forest Animals book includes 50 Forest Animals that you can draw in 6 easy steps.

You can buy this book individually for $14.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my How To Draw Animals collection!

We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

This is the most complete Forest Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet and is your FREE with purchase.

Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

Super Bonus: #3 How To Draw Zoo Animals

How To Draw Zoo Animals brings together the most popular Zoo Animals we all love to see when visiting the Zoo.

We normally sell this book for $14.95 and you can purchase this individually, but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my entire collection.

Each Zoo animal can be drawn in 6 easy steps following a 1-6 step guide.

The most complete Zoo Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

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We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

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This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

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Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

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We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

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Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

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How To Draw Ocean Animals was a really fun book to put together considering how many awesome Ocean Animals there are.

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This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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These books on how to draw are very easy for kids and beginning artists to follow.

This is a really exceptional fundamental book which includes the whole range of animals in a really simple and easy to comprehend format.

“…… this book can be the beginning of a great relationship between your child and his pencil doodles. “

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

BUT I also want to make this decision even easier by removing ALL of the risk for you…

That’s right! Take 60 days to use and learn from How To Draw 200 Animals. That’s more than 8 weeks to learn how to draw simple Animals step by step!

Here’s what you’ll discover in the “How to Draw 200 Animals” book and free bonus books.

How To Draw 200 Animals – Step by Step

How to draw 200 Animals in 6 steps!

This book showcases two different styles of drawing for each Animals, that way you can learn to draw each Animal in 2 different looks.

This really is the most complete Animal Drawing book available in one place. You no longer have to search the web and wade through tons of advertising to get the lessons.

Download this Book instantly plus the 4 bonus books below.

The book is available for instant download and can be printed as many times as you wish. Each book is delivered as a printable PDF file in color.

Super Bonus: #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

How To Draw Farm Animals book is yours FREE with purchase.

Normally this book sells for $9.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as a bonus to the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This Bonus Farm Animals book is organized to show you how to draw the most popular Farm Animals.

Each Farm Animal page can be drawn in 6 steps following step by step lessons.

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How To Draw Forest Animals book includes 50 Forest Animals that you can draw in 6 easy steps.

You can buy this book individually for $14.95 but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my How To Draw Animals collection!

We’ve organized the Forest Animals book to give you 50 of the most popular Animals found in the N. American Forests.

This is the most complete Forest Animals drawing tutorial book on the Internet and is your FREE with purchase.

Learn to draw animals like the North American Moose, Black Bear, Trout and many other Animals that live in the Forest.

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How To Draw Zoo Animals brings together the most popular Zoo Animals we all love to see when visiting the Zoo.

We normally sell this book for $14.95 and you can purchase this individually, but I’m giving it to you for FREE as part of my entire collection.

Each Zoo animal can be drawn in 6 easy steps following a 1-6 step guide.

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How To Draw Ocean Animals was a really fun book to put together considering how many awesome Ocean Animals there are.

This book contains 50 of the most popular Ocean animals like the Blue Whale, Tiger Shark, Jelly Fish and we even added a Mermaid to make things a little more fun.

This book sells for $14.95 and you can purchase it separately but I’m giving it to you for FREE with purchase of the How To Draw 200 Animals Book.

This is the most complete Ocean Animals drawing lessons book on the Internet.

Yes! I want to download my copy of How To Draw Animals – Plus The 4 Bonus Books Now!

I want to learn how to easily draw over 200 Animals using the step by step lessons in the book!

I also get a LifeTime Membership to any new books released in the future.

Bonus #1 How To Draw Farm Animals

Bonus #2 How To Draw 50 Forest Animals

Bonus #3 How To Draw 50 Zoo Animals

Bonus #4 How To Draw 50 Ocean Animals

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