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#smiling friends pim pimling x reader headcanons
oinkinpigprince · 16 days
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S CREAMS AND SETS YOU ON FIRE okay robbie is about to start YAPPING
okay so i found this funny video of micheal cusack from 10 years ago yapping about how he loves corn flakes. (it's .... on youtube okay. just search up 'i love cornflakes' and click the one with micheal cusack) UM THAT VIDEO MADE ME THINK..... LIKE....... PIM BEING ALL GOOEY AND LOVEY DOVEY WHILE HE'S DRUNK.
(/nf if you don't want to do that!!!! i understand completley:3)
I JUST WATCHED THE VID AND IM GIGGLIMG SO MUCH, AUSSIE ACCENTS ARE SO FUNNY
Now I’m rewatching smiling friends again in anticipation for the new season!!!!
Drunk Pim x reader
Pim strikes me as someone who doesn’t drink often, definitely drinks on special occasions! He just always gets embarrassed the next morning
You’ve never seen Pim drunk, and when you asked Pim why he just said he gets wild you didn’t by it so you tried to ask Charlie. when you tried to ask Charlie though, he just started laughing
So it wasnt until a Christmas party at Charlie’s did you understand what he meant by ‘wild’ and oh boy was it hilarious
You thought he was a ray of sunshine before, he wasn’t just a ray, he was a flaming ball of love to everything he saw
Pim kept calling you sweet pet names and you’d catch him just staring at you with the biggest sparkly eyes. When you asked him what he was doing he’d just hic out “you’re so beautiful a-and amazing!”
He started crying because he thought Charlie’s decorations were so pretty and he was so proud of him for getting into the spirit of Christmas
Have you seen the tiktok of the boy who was leading the prayer at thanksgiving and wouldn’t stop crying cause he was just so full of thankfulness and love. That was actually Pim
He made a toast and you had to drag him out cause he was so loving towards everyone and couldn’t stop the word vomit of admiration and joy
It was really sweet and you had to try not to bust out laughing at his sad little face that was so full of love and joy. After dinner and he finally relaxed he just literally clung to your shirt, like literally clung to it
He left to go use the bathroom and when he came back he forgot who you were and bro was SMITTENED. You’d think he met a real life god(ess) he was so in love again
Pim drunkenly asked Charlie to introduce you to him and when Charlie was obviously like “tf??” He began practically begged Charlie
So that’s why a snickering Charlie walked up to you and introduced you to your own boyfriend. Which was, hilarious and very confusing. You and Pim did have a very lovely ‘first meeting’.
“S-s-so do you have a b-b-boyfriend?” “You’re actually never going to believe this.” Let’s just say he was SHOCKED. You gave him a peck on the cheek and he just stared at you open mouth and eyes, you heard Charlie loosing his shit in the background.
You had to carry Pim home, and his face the next day when you told him everything was priceless. He was so flustered and embarrassed. This is why he doesn’t drink
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smilingconfessionz · 20 days
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wassup everyone! welcome to smiling confessions :-) this is a confession (also headcanons) blog for the show smiling friends! you can call me Junky!
TAGS FOR NSFW ANONS/ASKS: $miling fr1ends , p1m , charl1e , a11an , g1ep, nsfl
THINGS NOT ALLOWED TO BE CONFESSED/SUBMITTED:
anything bigoted or hateful!
extremely graphic depictions of violence, s/lf harm, etc!
just don’t be a weirdo dickhead for no reason tbh!
THINGS ALLOWED TO BE CONFESSED/SUBMITTED:
your personal headcanons
nsfw! (don’t be too extremely graphic)
x reader posts!
any sort of art!
just the normal confession stuff u already know!
thank you for reading! enjoy your time here :-)
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oinkinpigprince · 1 month
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pretty please can you write pim x reader and how he cheers you up. Pretty please with a cherry on top
Hmmm, you drive a hard bargain, although I do enjoy a good pretty cherry. Okay word witch you got a deal!
Pim x reader
Pim is the earths darling, always kind and considerate. Listens and understands, he may not realize is but coming from a dysfunctional family made him have to be in tune to other people’s emotion
His immediate reaction is to get you moving! He’ll take you to the park, he’ll take you to get ice cream, just to get your mind off of everything.
He just likes doing things with you so if he sees you’re down he thinks maybe an adventure will help distract you.
If you just need to sit and talk he’d be happy to do so, letting you vent and cry into his shoulder if need be. Letting your emotions out is healthy and happy :33
Like I said he’s very in tuned with everyone around him. So he notices immediately if you’re feeling down, trying to slyly let you know he’s here for you.
Very physical with you, hugging and holding you but also still bashful. It doesn’t matter how far into the relationship you two are he’ll always be bashful around you. It’s really cute
Pim will always encourage you if you feel down, he just thinks you’re so amazing and lets you know and it makes him sad if you can’t see it too.
Can give really endearing pep talks, listing off all your strengths and how amazing you are! Don’t listen to the negative thoughts cause you’re doing amazing!
We all need a Pim in our lives, even if he’s an idealist he’s still a goober :33
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oinkinpigprince · 17 days
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HAIII if u don’t mind!! could you write pim x reader headcanons, where reader acts all edgy and stoic and stuff like that. they’re kind of act like a “bad boy”. But then it all just breaks the moment they see a kid or somethin,,
(ex: pim and reader r doing something and then reader hears a kid crying and they immediately like perk up and try to help the kid or something and they get all soft and sweet..)
TYSMMM i luv ur works a lot they’re always so good <333
Oh, I do have a mind! It’s in me noggin :33
Pim x bad boy reader
Very intimidated by you at first, especially with your cool personally he was scared you would think he was a total tool
But he was pleasantly surprised when you actually picked HIM up, he’s so use to being the one the initiate conversation he’s surprised you kinda just. Yoinked him like a cat by the scruff
He’s still intimidated by your total coolness and how scary you can look but he’s gotten use to it. Still tries to put a smile on your face and blushes every time you give him a sly smirk
Even though you scared every other adult you come across there was one thing that melted your heart, children
It was like you had a natural instinct for kids, no matter what you could easily soothe a kid. Calming them down with ease! They also seemed to know that you were the guy to go to for help
The first time Pim saw you like this he was so shocked, you two were walking and the park and he just saw your face light up in pure amusement seeing a kid try and jump on a swing but being too short for the tall swings. It was rather silly
Then the kid seemed to lock onto you, telepathically asking for you help which you happily obliged. Gently helping the kid onto the swing
When you got back and you saw Pim’s face you blushed embarrassed but Pim tried to make you feel better saying it was just cute! It didn’t make you feel better.
He coos at you saying how good you are with kids! How dashing it was to see you be so gentle! It was a little embarrassing but sweeet
Pim then noticed whenever a kid cried you seemed to automatically go help. The big scary punk cooing at a crying a child who lost their mommy
This just gives Pim baby fever if I’m being honest. He’s so excited to be a daddy with you, Pim can’t wait to raise some epic ass babies with an equally cool parent and a little less cool, but still totally hip and cool dad!
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oinkinpigprince · 7 days
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Charlie and/or Pim x ticklish!reader? Or ticklish Charlie/Pim x reader? (Or both? :))) )
I am severely ticklish, but I also get very very aggressive. Like legit violent
Tickling head canons for Charlie and Pim
Charlie dompler
Charlie does it to be a dick ngl, you two are sitting down and he just reaches over and wiggles his fingers on your side and you jump and gravel on the floor like a fish
He laughs every time, it’s his favorite thing. Watching you freak your shit after he just brushed your neck never fails to put a evil smile on his face
It is a rare thing though, which makes it worse. You forget and feel completely safe, just walking down the street with him and then he brushes your ribs and you are totaled
Ya know, Charlie just doesn’t strike ya as a person who would be ticklish ngl. Like his sides, feet, neck, nothing. Try as you might nothing. You’ve tried to get him back, trying anything to take revenge, nothing 😔😔
That was until one day you accidentally brushed his knee cap and he jumps. You two just stare at each other, bewildered and amused.
Oh my god, you made him regret ever even meeting you. At any given moment you’ll tickle his knees like a silly little critter, you abuse this fact. Sometimes when you go to reach he’ll jerk his knees away from you
It becomes an all out war at home, you two wrestling on the floor trying to get the other, it’s a lot of screaming and giggling. Your neighbors think you two are, interesting to say the least
When you two play competitive videogames like smash bros or racing games, he’s low key a sore looser. So he’ll tickle your neck to distract you
Pim pimling
He loves being cutely playful with you. Pim will tickle your sides just to hear you giggle, he thinks it’s precious.
Does it very lightly, like brushing his fingers on your side and watching you try and wiggle away from him, stifling laughter makes him feel giddy.
Pim does it frequently at home, maybe when you two are with friends and he’s bored. Sitting on the couch watching a movie and he’ll blow on your neck and giggle as you jump around
When you two are cuddling though he accidentally brushes his hands against your side which makes you just. He feels so bad but it’s also really funny
Pims very ticklish, like, embarrassingly so. He’ll flail his arms every time you even graze his sides and if you have him in your grasp, Pim will wheeze laugh and start crying
He’s screaming uncle, uncle but he’s tickled you one too many times. Revenge must be had. Pim has tiny arms so he can’t exactly get you back as easily, it’s fun for him to try!
Very wiggly, when you get him. He’ll fall to the floor like a fish, it’s really cute. You feel a little evil looking at his poor face as you mercilessly tickle him, but it’s quickly forgotten when you remember all the times he’s gotten you
Pim will also blow raspberries on your tummy, not rlly tickling it’s just rlly cute. You giggle and poke his head, it’s really cute couple moments that he enjoys with you.
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oinkinpigprince · 1 month
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... PIM X STONER!READER (/nf if youre uncomfy with weed!!)
I love weed! Sometimes I get too high though and convince myself that I’m in a simulation, it’s really scary. I’m not too knowledgeable on the marijuana but ik enough :33c
Pim x stoner reader
LISTEN, LISTEN, Pim would 100% be one of those DARE kids(idk if they have an Aussie equivalent) he’d say shit like “I don’t need drugs, I’m high on life!”
But when he found out you smoked he was, conflicted. Cause you’re such a responsible and well mannered person at work, and you do THE WEED??? HUAH??
Asks you a lot of questions about it and when you started doing it, if you say anything younger than 21 his mind is blown.
When you tell him about the different strains of weed hes fascinated, there’s different kinds? And they do different things? Wait there’s a different between purple haze and purple kush?
If you offer to let him try some he’ll freak out, SMOKINGS BAD FOR YOU, IT GIVES YOU LUNG CANCER!!! Also very worried for your health too
After a lot of explaining he calms down and actually learns a lot, still probably will never try it. He doesn’t bother you about it any more though
When he actually sees you high, it’s like all the dare propaganda melts out of his ears and he realizes oh, it’s not actually a gateway drug to do heroin. We love progress!
Doesn’t like the smell so prefers you to do it either outside, use a pen, or edibles. He just cannot understand your love for the skunky smell.
Enjoys how cuddly and loving you get, if you get emotional he gets emotional. Also enjoys making you laugh, thinks it’s super cute how giggly you get.
If you like to go on walks while high he’s all for it!! You two go out and have a little adventure, he does get a little bit more protective of you since you’re ‘under the influence’
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oinkinpigprince · 10 days
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hii.. could u maybe write family headcanons w pim x reader? like dad pim and how he wld be w his kids and stuff : 3
Pim would be such a good dad, also I’m listening to the most dog shit god awful music ever but I’m so in love w/ this character I will defend it
Parent Pim x parent reader
He’s so fucking excited to be a parent, he’s had so many dreams about being a father and what he’d name his kids and what he’d do with them. Wants to teach his kids how to play baseball.
He doesn’t know how to play baseball, he has shit ass fucking depth perception too so he can’t even play catch. He always throws it to the left. Pim will learn eventually, then he’ll teach his kids how to play
When Pim finally meets his kids he started crying, he was so in love instantly. It was really sweet to see him so happy. Pim just sat with you and rocked them gently.
Pim loves the baby age when they’re so useless and stupid (He might word it differently). Watches after them and is kinda a helicopter parent. Hovering around them.
He’s petrified of anything bad happening to the baby, just the mention of SIDS makes his blood run cold. Obsessively read mommy blogs and how to parent guides for weeks, til you had to tell him to stop.
Calms down after a while once he realizes it’ll be fine! Still watches the baby closely, but not as obsessively. Loves playing with them and carrying them around.
Don’t worry about being woken up in the middle of the night, the moment the baby starts crying. Pim rises from the bed like Dracula, groggy as all shit and goes over to sing the baby back to sleep or change their diaper.
Hates seeing his kids cry, it makes him really sad and uncomfortable so Pim will try to make them stop crying asap. Tantrums are his worst fucking enemy.
It doesn’t matter though, no the gender of your kid Pim is so absolutely sweet heart. It’s absolutely adorable, peppers their heads with kisses no matter their age. They could be 28, 6’7 and Pim will still kiss their heads.
He refuses to yell at his kids no matter what, but that doesn’t me he can’t correct them. Pim looks into gentle parenting and loves the idea. The thought of having to spank at his kids makes him feel genuinely sick.
Imagine him with the baby carrier, they’re like a quarter of his size and are only getting bigger. So soon they’ll far surpass Pim’s height, he dreads the day he isn’t able to carry his babies any more :((
Hes there for ALL of the school events, sports games, plays, concerts, fund raisers, field trips. Pim is the loudest person in the crowd. Every time something cool happens he gentle slaps your arm excitedly, its so funny
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oinkinpigprince · 1 month
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NO LONGER ANONYMOUS ⛓️‍💥
Secretary Reader x Pim who is BAD at confessing his love. he'd see reader every day and PANIC 😁
Ooo!’ This is silly, idk what a secretary really does but ik what a club secretary does. Nvm I know what they do! Also, I’m glad you finally unmasked yourself you dastardly villain :33!!
Pim x secretary reader
When he first laid his eyes on you, it was love at first sight. The boss introduced you as the new secretary so that everyone would be able to better make arrangements and meetings
The fact he had to speak with you every day was nerve wracking, he loves seeing you but he can be a bit, awkward. Everyone notices, including you
Stutters a lot when he has to ask you about appointments, meetings, and other things. Sometimes you’ll tell him and he’ll say thnxs, and then come back later because he forgot (he was too focused on staring into your eyes, the first time)
Pim talks to Charlie about it, a LOT. Charlie tells him the same thing every time “Pim, you should NEVER date your coworker. It’s bad luck” and Pim (dis)agrees but still ends up talking to him about you non stop
When you’re in the break room on your lunch Pim tries to strike up conversation, but he ends up blabbering on and on about random stuff. Like word vomit, hopefully he doesn’t actually vomit,,,,,
Pim brings you random things, like candy, coffee, anime drawings. It’s like a bird trying to court another bird, it’s sweet
You go to Charlie about it eventually and asking him what’s up with Pim. Charlie just looks at you and you understand immediately. Kinda just nodding, it all made sense
It’s funny watching Pim try to dance around and not embarrass himself infront of you. He wants you to think he’s cool and charming and hip, but he’s just a goofy guy
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oinkinpigprince · 1 month
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Charlie and Pim x pregnanthuman!reader!!?? nf/ ofc
Idk if you mean like, polyamory or separate but I’ll go w/ separate just in case. I think it’s so funny how the internet forms its language. Using x to mean shipping and ! As a form of tagging a specific thing, so silly :33c
Pregnant!Human!reader headcanons
Pim
So excited!! He’s ALWAYS wanted to be a father, he plans everything for the kid. Kinda over plans shit and you have to step in lest you have no say in the baby stuff
Loves all the maternity things like gender reveal, baby shower, ultrasound pics. He’s so ecstatic for everything. Pim will gladly help with anything you need too!
Pim will help you with anything you need, he is on your beck and call. Need a hot bottle? got one in the micro wave, want peanut butter and onions? Disgusting! Right away. He doesn’t questions anything
Pregnancy hormones are a bitch but he’s willing to soothe you about anything. He can’t understand how hard it is, but wants to help you.
When the first kick happens he’s so excited! Asks what it feels like and is, kinda horrified, it actually feels like being punched in the stomach? That’s bananas
Shows everyone in the office the ultrasound photos, he has a picture in his wallet, he has it as his phone screen. He doesn’t care who they are they WILL see his baby.
Will gently rub your tummy when you two cuddle. He just finds it soothing. Knowing his baby is in there, and you’re right here.
Pim is truly delighted to be having a baby and he couldn’t be happier to have it with you, the love of his life. No matter what he’ll try and be a great father.
Charlie
When you first told him you were pregnant he literally said “oh, for how long” “uhh, nine months probably.” “Oh, that’s cool that’s cool.” Reality didn’t hit him yet
BUUUT when it did he freaked the fucked out, in a good way. He couldn’t believe it! You were pregnant! With his kid! That’s bonkers! He picks you up and spins you around
Charlie isn’t as on hands with the baby shit but still eager to help with planning, just tell him to do shit and he will. He also tries to make it to every doctor appointment just to be with you
When they found the first signs of a heart beat he started to tear up, it was so real for him. He never felt more happy than that moment just to be with you and his child
Loves putting his hand on your stomach, kinda a like a way to say “that’s MY baby, and MY partner.” It’s a subconscious thing to him tbh, just does it out of instinct
He likes to talk to your belly, especially during the later stages of pregnancy. He pretends he’s talking to the baby to make you laugh.
He keeps joking that you two should set off a missile for your gender reveal. Maybe go higher than California and destroy the moon. For funsies :33c
He never realized how excited he’d be to be a father and is really happy to be there for you, when ever you need him
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oinkinpigprince · 13 days
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pim x Charlie x human fursuiter reader? reader goes to furcons and stuff.. has never made fursuits for critters before but wants to make one for both pim and Charlie Really Bad . probably draws them as furries too tbh
My friend keeps calling me a furry. I do want a fur suit one day, I might make my own. Also how you write this leads me to believe you want them in a poly relationship. I can always re-write it to be separate, but I think I have reading comprehension skills >:]]
Pim x Charlie x furry!reader
Pim knows NOTHING about furries, tbh I don’t think this guy even knows what Twitter is. Charlie on the other hand, he’s seen furries. Of course he has, he’s been on Twitter. So you and Charlie need to have a sit down w/ Pim and explain to him what furries are,,,, and Twitter.
Pim actually finds furries rlly cool!! He loves the cartoony style ones and the realistic ones look really cool! Although his all time favorite are kemono, the ones with the big eyes he’s always been a secret weeb. Now Charlie prefers the realistic ones but he doesn’t rlly mind any of them
Charlie and Pim would love to go to a con w/ you!! Charlie might be reluctant though, it’s a lot of people and a lot of sweaty stinky ppl but it’s easy to convince him. Pims all for it, except maybe the artist alley. You three avoid that alley for Pim’s sake, he gets flustered easily
Pim would gawk at everyone’s really cool fur suits!! He loves the vibrant and happy vibes and the creativity astounds him! He’d ask ppl if he could take pictures of them, got lots of pictures in general.
Charlie looks at all the art works, might actually recognize a few. Honestly just kinda sticks to you and admires all of the suits. He’s just kinda there, keeps you company at least and he doesn’t complain. Just happy to spend time with you.
Now if you made them fur suits, Pim would be so honored. You took, your time, to make him something YOU LIKE, HE MIGHT CRY. He doesn’t care if it looks like scarp fabric sewed into a wolf mask he’s going to wear it. He loves the paws too, thinks they’re really cute
Charlie would be touched too but, less enthusiastic. Probably wouldn’t wear it but would actually maybe mount the head onto his wall as a decoration. He’d maybe wear the head to a furcon if you wanted him to. Other than that it’s his special decoration.
You might turn Pim into a furry tbh, if you just teach him how to draw animal heads you two could draw furries together for fun!! Make Charlie pose for you as a model, before turning him into a wolf man.
Pim keeps all of your drawings of him, you, and Charlie in a special box. Sometimes he’ll pull it out to see how much progress you two have made. It’s sweet and he gets very sappy
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oinkinpigprince · 3 days
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Guilt
Pim x reader
Warnings: angst, reader has like major problems, mentions of traum, shitty families, ptsd, past bad relationships, lol sorry, comfort at the end
Sorry I haven’t published in like 3 days and I come back w/ this, more stuff tomorrow lol
You and Pim were sitting on a bench, it was, awkward to say the least. You had just broken up with him. Neither of you wanted to leave but you knew you had to go. It made you sick, you had to do it though. The thought of staying with Pim, the only man who could adore you in a way you never deserved, disturbed you. Every time he handed you vibrant colorful flowers and said some cheesy line about how they were almost as beautiful as you, it made your heart flutter til you felt sick to your stomach. He’d lay in your lap and relaying his entire day with enthusiasm and passion, he never failed to make you laugh. He’d stroke your hair while you cried, sing you songs to make you feel better. That’s why you had to leave him. You were a broken person by heart, by soul you were damaged. Pim didn’t deserve someone’s damaged property.
“I, I just don’t understand. D-did I do something wrong?” He stammered, still trying to wrap his head around your words.
Your eyes were too heavy to try and look him into the eyes. You studied the ground. His words made you sad, guilty. It was him in a way, but mostly it was you. So cliche to say, but it’s true. You were the problem, damaged and guilty. For a while you thought you could keep the facade of being a normal person, that’s what Pim deserved. Not you, anything but you. You could hear Pim’s sniffles and see tears painting the concrete. You were silent through it all.
“It’s not you Pim, you’re amazing. That’s the problem, I’m the problem. I know you think you could help me but, I’m too accustomed to this. I’m a self destructive machine and I don’t think I can change.” Your throat was closing up, it was so hard trying to keep a cool calm face. “You don’t deserve that. It hurts now but once you meet someone better, I’ll be a memory.” You reasoned, you heard Pim began to cry harder, his whimpers piercing your ears. You could feel his eyes burrowing into you.
It was a beautiful day, alone and secluded it made the situation that much more jarring. The vibrant flowers looked dull as Pim sputtered and cried. You choked back all your tears as you tried to not look him in the eyes. Pim had tried to help you, tried to understand your background. He knew your history but you hid from him the aftermath, what it made you. Anger and apathy were things you were familiar with and he was so sweet to you. It’s all so unfamiliar to you. You’d think about all of your other relationships where they’d leave you crying and alone after all the awful moments. Pim could never left you alone when you were sad, he’d lay his head on your arm and you two would talk he’d coo and caress you and you knew you were guilty. He made you feel guilty, knowing you wanted him to hurt you made you feel guilty. You missed the pain of yearning for someone to be better for you. You had no clue why, but you missed that suffering. Was it the familiarity, of wanting comfort as a child and never receiving. It was an addiction to you, and Pim couldn’t supply that addiction. He never made you second guess if he loved you, he never pressured nor hurt you. Which made you feel guilty, when he would sweetly apologize and reason with you it made you sick. You wished he’d just hurt you, then you wouldn’t have to feel so guilty. You knew it was wrong, to want him to hurt you. Of course you’d never force him to, never. He was too gentle and kind. Someone else deserved this kindness. His gentle touched made your skin crawl. When you’d have panic attacks he’d stay with you. Comfort your crying soul. It made you feel guilty, he shouldn’t have to deal with this. You were broken by nature, it was what you were use to.
“We can talk about this, you’re not some robot you’re a person. I can help you just, please listen.” He begged, Pim was sobbing now and you were the cause of it all.
You snapped at him “Pim, you can’t fix me. You can’t just fix everyone you think you love. You don’t love me, you love the person I created because I was scared. Scared you’d think im a fuckin animal and I am, boohoo. Jesus Christ, you give me too much credit. I’m sorry but, I’ll hurt you, again and again, and I won’t care after.” Your voice cracked at the end and you felt weak. Glaring at the floor you listened to Pim’s sniffles.
You hid behind a porcelain mask of your own making. A perfect, pretty person, you were outgoing, shining with warmth and grace. You were gentle and kind. That’s how he saw you, that’s the mask you put up. Your mask would crack one day, and he’d know you were a degenerate, fear was your making. It was your life blood, he thought he could understand but it wasn’t his place to. He wouldn’t give up on you so you had to push him away.
“You’re an idiot you fucking know that, you’re a sniveling naive idiot. By god, no wonder I’m the only person who’d touch you. Clingy ass 30 year old virgin.” You sneered, rubbing salt into his wounds. Pushing him away only further, Pim could see the tears in your eyes though even as you tried to look away.
Part of Pim was guilty too. Your meeting wasn’t the most, traditional. He met you as a client, your life was in shambles. You were depressed and a shut in unable to think straight after your last boyfriend wrecked your mental psyche so much you thought it was over. He had taken everything from you and Pim was obligated to help you. When he first laid his eyes on you, you looked like a fallen monarch. The aura you had was mysterious and haunting. It left Pim breathless, your face looked so gentle yet so damaged. Your friends thought that maybe they could help you smile again. It wasn’t easy, but Pim didn’t stop until you were able to laugh again. He remembers the sound, it’s what helped calmed him down when he was his most frustrated. He didn’t understand why someone could hurt something so beautiful. Pim tried to understand you, your life was a train wreck. You were always so positive though. Every time you’d recount a horrific memory, you had a smile on your face. It was so matter of fact Pim almost believed it wasn’t that bad. It was bad though, it was really bad he’d comfort you every time you had a panic attack or meltdown. He heard you on the phone late one night, you were mumbling and growling at the other person. Until you weren’t, and you began to scream obscenities and curses. Like a possessed chimp you stomped and cursed, kicking furniture. He felt his heart stop on a dime when his eyes laid upon your face. Tight and scorching, an animal had more humanity than you in that moment. The first time he ever say you without the beautiful porcelain mask. He was afraid, petrified. Never had the guts to bring it up to you, even though you both knew he heard. You both acted like nothing happened, the only clue was how your neighbors asked Pim if you had another family call with your dad that night. He thought he could help you, but you feared he bit off more than he could chew. He couldn’t save you from himself.
With nothing left to say, you scoffed and began to walk away. For the first time you had the guts to walk away, scared of the unfamiliar. It was from the only guy who even liked you, something so foreign you had to run. The sun shined bright on you, it made your body warm and lifeless. You felt like you were walking on air, like you could jump into the sky and never returned. Pim would fine someone else, someone better. That’s what he deserved, you’d be a memory and he could have the family he needed. You two were similar in that way, coming from broken homes. You two had such chaotic and hazardous homes yet, he was amazing. It made you feel worthless, while he was the embodiment of goodness and love you were a self destructive time bomb. Ready to tick and blow up anyone who loved you. Ready to see the disappointment in their eyes when they finally realize you weren’t getting better. No matter how much you desperately wanted to, you had no idea what a life without misery would be like. You carried your shame, horror, and guilt like a badge of honor. What if you were able to let go? What if you finally accepted someone loved you and he wasn’t secretly lying. You were praised for being independent, being easy and simple. That’s what every guy thought you were, except him. He could see your tears for what they were and he didn’t care. You felt guilty.
As you toed the edge of the parks limits. The point of no return, you stopped. Wanting nothing more than to run back and go hug Pim. Tell him it was an awful joke and how you were only kidding. He’d laugh and you’d laugh and you could keep the facade on for a year or two. You wanted to look back and see Pim waiting for you, waiting for you to change your mind like the fool you are. Tears fell from your eyes, clenching your fists until you felt your fingers break your skin. Gritting your teeth was something you always had to do, out of fear. You fell in love with war, you never left the battle field even after everyone else. You’d visit every time and remind yourself that your life wasn’t meant to be happy. It was something reminded to you time and time again. You left, wanting your last imagine of Pim to be his smiling happy face. You didn’t look him in the eyes once.
(Happy ending?? I hate sad shit :33)
You laid in your bed rotting away, calling out sick for work. You didn’t have any motive to move or do anything. Only getting up to use the bathroom and drink water. You felt pathetic, only able to roll around like a pig. Not even able to use your phone you’d just stare at the wall. That’s when your eyes locked on a picture Pim took of you two; you told him how much you loved Polaroid pictures and he went out and bought one to take pictures of you. Suddenly a wild thought went through your head. What if you could get better? What if Pim was right, you weren’t a robot. Maybe you had been looking at everything wrong, you were unfixable because you weren’t a robot. There was no one thing fix all solution for you. You laughed, what a stupid thought. It was almost worth a shot, almost. Suddenly there was a quick knock on your door. You groaned getting up, stretching your body you forced yourself to go see who it was. Your heart sank, it was Pim.
You sighed and unlocked the door, your face was as cold as when you first met him. He smiled at you awkwardly, holding a small box.
“I-I came to return some of your things from my house.” He stammered, holding the box up to you. You couldn’t help but smile. Grabbing the box from him.
“Thanks Pim, if you want to, you can look through my apartment for stuff you need to grab.” You offered, trying anything to keep him close to you for as long as you could to. It worked, he noticeably perked up.
Walking in he looked around your apartment, it was a little messy but it’s been a day since you broke it off. Pim slowly began to grab a few of his things, toothbrush, coffee mugs, replaceables. You tiredly laid back on your bed watching him walk around your apartment. That’s when your stomach growled loudly, making both of your cringe at the sound.
“H-have you eaten anything today?” Pim questioned, disturbed.
You shrugged, looking away from him.
“Do you want me to make you something? That sounded awful” He offered.
“You don’t have to take care of me Pim, I ain’t your responsibility anymore.” You rolled your eyes. Curling on the bed, tightly squeezing a pillow in your arms.
He sighed, sitting on the bed next to you. You two sat there for a minute in silence.
“You know, it wasn’t one sided. You cared for me as much as I cared for you. You were never a, burden.” He informed, trying to sound preppy. You looked at him confused and he continued.
“I know you think you’re some absolute mess, but you’re also the most passionate and honest person I’ve met. I wished you showed me that more often. I-I remember all the times you’d speak out for me, unapologetically you’d always could be assertive with people. Yet when you looked at me it was always love. It made me feel, seen and heard. Even if you think your emotions aren’t, good. I think they’re something beautiful, if not scary.“ he explained. Looking down at the bed sheets Pim could hear soft sniffles from you.
You were crying into the pillow, it was actually rare for Pim to see you cry. It was so taxing though, crying infront of someone he could feel it. So all he could do was gently stroke your hair, you weren’t fixable but he didn’t care. He knew you could be better, deep down you wanted to be better and Pim was ready to help you.
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oinkinpigprince · 21 days
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Water Nymph!Pim x Reader
According to google Nymphs are female forest creatures. I don’t care much about accurate fantasy though so. :33
Water Nymph Pim x reader
You were exploring deep into the scary woods, which weren’t all that scary if you had a marker. Walking around looking for things to grab you see a small river area.
Walking closer you notice a man in the midst of vines. Hearing you before you saw him he waved at you excitedly, hoping to catch your attention.
Wondering closer you sat on the river bank and asks him who he was, that’s how you met Pim Pimling! Just as you got closer you noticed his strange features, find and scales. Looking below you saw his webbed hands and feet
Pim explained that he was a water nymph. Able to control anything in the river and what it’s connected to. Growing you a Lilly pad
Talking with him for hours time flew by like a breeze. You two shared tales, stories, jokes. It felt like you two met before, ‘maybe in another life’ he told you.
As the sun set you said your goodbyes, promising to meet with him tomorrow. Parting ways you would meet another day.
Pim loved making you beautiful bouquets of water flowers, Lillys upon lotus. Wrapped in algae for you. It was a sopping wet mess of beauty.
Can be very playful too, splashing you gently with water. Often having splash fights, he never lets you get into the river though. It’s too dangerous for a simple human/critter. You’ll get swept away!
Although if you ask him enough he’ll slow down the current so you can swim with him. It’s nice on a hot summer day to just play in the river
Loves teaching you about the nature surrounding you two. Knows everything about plants and animals. Let you hold a baby bird once too.
Really good with animals, you call him Snow White. Even though he doesn’t really know what you mean he laughs along with your jokes. No matter the species, he loves it. Even fish!
Is fascinated by your human culture, he eats up every bit of information excitedly. It’s a bit like Ariel but he’s just too nervous to try and see it. He loves your stories though
The first time you touched his skin, it was, amazing. His skin was soft and cold, you could feel each tiny scale under your finger tips. It was magical! He liked your hands, they were dry and warm
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oinkinpigprince · 25 days
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reader who has really bad insomnia x pim perhaps....... I am once again requesting . I love silly pink frog guy!
Welcome back! Ya can’t sleep? Imagine that, snug in a bug as a rug is what they call me 😎😎
Pim x insomniac reader
Pim use to have really bad sleep issues, not insomnia but after he moved out of his parents house he was just lonely a lot of the time and couldn’t get use to the sound of silence
When you have trouble sleeping he tries to best he can, with fancy sleep tea, warm baths, sleep medication. He tries to keep the bed room to your preferred environment.
If it’s more like, mental stuff here’s here for you too! Do you want to talk about what’s keeping you up? Are you scared about something, he’ll try to make all those thoughts go away!
Before you two moved in with each other you two moved in with each other you two would have late night phone calls which would last for hours, until you heard Pim finally conk out for the night at least
You would be talking about something random until you heard soft snoring on the other end and realize Pim had fallen asleep again
But once you two moved in together he hates going to bed alone. He much prefers having you there so he just patiently waits for you to get to bed too
Pim will try his damn hardest to stay up with you, until he literally falls asleep standing. It’s absolutely heart warming but also scary to just see him, kerplunk. Thankfully he’s rlly small so you can put him to bed
Most of the time though you two are just cuddling and watching a movie and you just carry him back to bed
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oinkinpigprince · 1 month
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i am your #1 requester I can STOP IF YOU WANT ME TO OR IM DOING TO MANY 😭 /gen
last one I swear. ok so like Pim x reader but Charlie is like "dude quit kissing your s/o in the office that's weird"
NOT FORCING. you can IGNORE my silly self
Oh silly you don’t understand! I’m actually sending silly little worms to lay on your pillow when you sleep and send you secret messages to come ask me/J :33
More Pim kissing headcanons!!
Pim would love PDA, cuddling, kisses, all the sweet shit. He’s just so happy to see/be with you, and has bad social awareness.
Charlie would absolutely be disgusted of all the fluffy shit he sees you two do. He’s happy for you and Pim but he’d be happier if it wasn’t while he was working
Says shit like “ugh Pim get a room dude.” Or “really, right in front of my salad?”/ref he is not happy
Pim just sheepishly smiles but he doesn’t care and still gives you pecks on the cheek, he doesn’t do it on purpose it Charlie just always happens to be in the break room
Listen, it’s gotten a lot better. When you two started dating you two were so sweet to each other it was sickening, cutest pet names and constant PDA, made Charlie want to vomit
A lot of the office pokes fun at you two, comparing it to a new high school relationship w/ how handsy you two can be.
I feel like at some point you’d have to have an ‘appropriate work place behavior’ meeting, after that you and Pim toned it down a lot
Charlie just had to accept it after a while, this just was a battle he simply wasn’t going to win. At least you two aren’t making out,,,,, in front of him
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oinkinpigprince · 13 days
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Can i request one with a reader who is mostly the quiet and shy one on the relationship helping pim with a panic attack maybe? If you dont wanna do it thats completely fine!! ^^ (make sure to put a warning too, people might need it!)
Yay!! Panic attacks!! I’m very good @ writing about panic attacks/melt downs, for some reason, so I had to re-write this one before it became a trauma fic 😭😭.
Shy!reader helping Pim w/ a panic attack
Tw: mentions of trauma and ptsd, character in distress, angst w/ comfort
Pim suffers a lot of trauma from his chaotic home life. Even if he was never the one physically in it, the constant fighting wasn’t good for his developmental health. He tends to block out a lot of his day w/ maladaptive day dreaming, which is why he often forgets about his family’s behavior
You two met at the book store, he was picking up a book and was absolutely smitten by you. He came in every day to try and get to know you making small talk and chatting about his day, and you would giggle at his terrible jokes, listening to him talk. Now it’s been close to a year since you two started to date!
Pim very rarely had panic attacks, even then he didn’t really know what they were. All he knew was sometimes if he heard a kid crying it would trigger a flight response. Or if a couple raised their voice too loud he’d start crying
So when one night you two were watching a movie and the main couple began to fight, badly. It broke something within Pim and he could feel the similar feeling of his heart beat spiking and body shaking. Watching the couple shove and push each other made his mind go blank with panic.
You watched as your boyfriend who was just a minute ago happily chattering away about his day was now hyperventilating and crying. Your terror snapped into the need to protect as you shut the movie down. Turning all of your attention on Pim.
Trying to call out to your boyfriend, you gently grabbed his hand. Rubbing it, trying to ground him back to reality. You gently cooed at him, trying to break his attention away from his mind for just a second
Getting his attention you told him to breath. In through the nose, out through the mouth. In, out, in out. You breathed with him. Watching as he slowly calmed down, but he still was crying gently. At least he was calmer.
The room fell silent, except Pims sniffles and the occasional hiccup. The tears stopped pouring and you rested him on your lap letting him curl into a ball. Hanging onto you for life.
Asking what’s wrong, he didn’t really know how to answer. What even was wrong? You had to use detective skills to figure out what might have happened. It was work, but your gentle soft voice comforted Pim through even the hardest questions of what his home life was like
Pim played with your hair/shirt, giving him kisses on his cheeks. The room felt safe again, he thanked you for being there with him. Asking if it was normal, you assured him it was fine. Things like that happen, it’s a response to things like that. You’d always be there for him, and love him no matter what.
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oinkinpigprince · 19 days
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If it ain't too much,could you possibly do something with a Pim x reader who happens to be a little cold and silent?
Standoffish and stern but once you crack into their shell they are a *whirlwind* of chaotic and kind energy? ^^'
People often say I seem aggressive and mean when they first meet me. I’m just very very forward w/ people :33
Pim x stern reader
When you two first met, he was terrified of you, but a stranger is just a friend you haven’t met! So he’d swallow his nerves and made your acquaintance!
It didn’t get any better from there. He found you were still very cold with a stern look. He warmed up to it though, it was kinda funny after a while
He loves to be extra cheery around you, making jokes, spreading positivity, and just being an all around jolly good fellow. He hopes his positivity rubs off on you
Even if you don’t smile often he does an internal dance every time he manages to make you crack a smile. It makes him giddy
He likes doing nice things for you, getting you gifts, foods, taking you out to do things. He just wants to make and give memories to you!
People think it’s so funny seeing you two together. He’s just a hyper active guy and you’re so deadpan it hurts
It doesn’t matter how long it takes for you to come out of your shell, he loves you no matter what. So when he did, rather accidentally, crack through your shell it was. Amusing
He tries his best to match the chaos, Pim can get very loud when excited so he is happy to get over excited with you
It’s like two foxes screaming at each other, happy!
When you start doing nice things for him too, he is so touched. Getting him nice flowers, or a nice cold water bottle, makes him swoon, hard.
What song in my headphones: I got no time by the living tombstone
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