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suzimiya · 1 year
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GRETA & Andrew Tate vs. Greta Thunberg | [email protected]
Andrew Tate ein übler Typ pflaumte gestern Greta Thurnberg an, die gekonnt ihm Konter gab. Er wurde von Sicherheitsbehörden /Polizei wegen Menschenhandel gesucht und als er Greta Thunberg mit Bild antwortete, zeigte sein Bild Pizza Schachtel eines rumänischen Pizzaboten und er wurde verhaftet. ExpertenGruppe gegen Menschenhandel in Rumänien nennt sich Abkürzel 'GRETA' 
Quelle https://twitter.com/Natascha_Strobl/status/1608584855453061123
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stevemarmel · 1 year
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Whoever edited Andrew Tate’s Wikipedia page is a goddamn genius.
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P.S. it may be gone now but lives forever in the “edits.”
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vveeser · 1 year
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#trolling strangers online rather than connecting with loved ones over the holiday season because transmuting #smalldickenergy into #bde is the only way to #sustainability… #gretaiswatching https://www.instagram.com/p/CmwFm4VswHa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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ineffablejaymee · 1 year
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as a tumblr nation, from now on we should celebrate the anniversary of Thunberg-Tate-Pizza chain as loudly as we celebrate the 5th of november
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anonymouscomrade · 1 year
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professional shithead and waste of carbon Andrew Tate tweets at Greta Thunberg about how many cars he has and how they're all gas guzzlers and asks her to contact him so he can tell her just how much they pollute
Thunberg is like "yeah bro email me at [email protected]"
after being ratioed harder than anyone ever has been or ever will be in the history of our species, Tate is so butthurt he posts a cringe-ass video in the saddest comeback a grown man has attempted
Romanian authorities determine by the presense of a certain chain's pizza box in the video that Andrew Tate is currently in their jurisdiction, where he and his brother are wanted for sex trafficking, and drag their asses out in handcuffs
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kiefbowl · 1 year
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[email protected] should just be adopted by all women this decade and be immortalized as 2020′s slang. any time a man annoys you
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suzimiya · 1 year
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Andrew Tate sitzt in seinen 33 Autos, nachdem er von einem Teenager körperlos gemacht wurde
https :// t.co/vogdUiXFVE * Text to Image API | DeepAI #text2img
#stablediffusion #craiyon #dalle #dalleMini #lookingglassai #Thunberg #Tate
Quelle https://twitter.com/lolojones/status/1608190805637726208
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liberalsarecool · 1 year
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Greta dunked on #SmallDickEnergy.
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bbqhooligan · 1 year
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smalldickenergy and get a life arent even that bad of a roast and the guy was crying screaming throwing up falling down squashing his balls losing his dick accidentally letting the Romanian Government know hes in the country for their long awaited ambush about it. like he had a production for that very gentle burn. and his own stupidity killed him its hilarious
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Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Takedown Inadvertently Leads to Andrew Tate’s Arrest for Human Trafficking
Andrew Tate is sitting in a Romanian jail cell after being arrested for human trafficking on Thursday. Incredibly, he reportedly tipped off Romanian authorities of his whereabouts in a video responding to climate activist Greta Thunberg and her sick burn of him.
In case you missed it, earlier this week Tate, a former kickboxer turned misogynistic far-right media personality, attempted to troll Thunberg by flaunting the 33 cars he apparently owns. “Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions,” Tate wrote in a tweet directed at Thunberg. The 19-year-old Nobel Prize nominee responded with an absolutely brutal takedown: “yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected],” she tweeted.
In an attempt to save face, on Thursday Tate uploaded a video in which he responded to Thunberg’s mockery while smoking a cigar and eating a pizza. The only problem? The pizza box was from a local pizza chain—alerting Romanian authorities of his presence in the country.
According to Romanian newspaper Gândul, Tate and his brother Tristan were among four individuals who were arrested on Thursday. Romania’s Directorate for the Investigation of Organized Crime and Terrorism said in a statement that police raided five homes as part of an investigation into organized crime, human trafficking, and rape. The suspects allegedly kept at least six women captive in houses outside of Bucharest, where they sexually assaulted the women and forced them to produce pornography for social media under threats of violence.
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awetistic-things · 1 year
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i would like to introduce 2022’s tweet of the year:
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[ ID — Andrew Tate tweeting, “Hello Greta Thunberg. I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w12 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so i can send you complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
Greta Thunberg quote tweets Tate’s original post with the message, “yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]” — END ID ]
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baddingtonbitch · 1 year
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don’t reblog because i’m just grumbling under my breath lol
even though it’s coming from a good place i do get a little exhausted by the need some very online people have to see everyone explicitly and repeatedly “appreciate the gravity” of situations at every single given opportunity otherwise they’re callous idiots incapable of appreciating the gravity of anything. like a 19 year old climate activist just got a human trafficker arrested because she said he had a small dick on twitter. that’s insane. like on its own that’s a ridiculous occurrence. i think people have a reason to be like “huh. the world is a fucking trip. that’s weird and crazy” without people assuming they don’t understand it’s a serious situation.
like i would like to think i can post a screenshot of this objectively bizarre news item without a disclaimer stating i understand the seriousness of the situation, and that i’m not crowning greta thunberg as my clapback queen, but from some of these condescending and lecturing posts i’m seeing i guess not.
like i’m sorry but if you think people finding amusement in the absurdity of this situation means they find human trafficking funny and that they automatically stan a climate activist like a pop star i think you need to get some oxygen and talk to a real person. i’m not going to say [email protected] with a grave expression. i’m not ben shapiro reciting WAP like it’s a terrorist manifesto. humour isn’t an anti-gravity spell like have you never had a conversation....
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female-malice · 1 year
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The main difference between male and female sports is ability to captivate the audience. Everyone knows who is Lionel Messi. But who is the best women football player? Everyone knows who is Lebron James. But who is the best women basketball player? Even in chess everyone knows who is Magnus Carlsen. But who is the best women chess player? Ask anyone to name the top 50 greatest athletes of the last decade. I’m sure there will be no women on the list. The audience wants to see the show, and only men can give it. It’s just undeniable facts, nothing personal.🤷‍♂️
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