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Sky: (recording on his phone) "welcome to Bigger Than Goose. Where we see if Avengers weapons, items, or armor is bigger than my cat, Goose."

Sky: "Today we have Captain America's shield."

Goose: (curled up on said shield)

Sky: "Bigger than Goose."

#skylar morgan the armored spider #goose the cat

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Sky, This Black Cat looks a little different

Sky: "Oh damn...! Oh damn! OH DAMN!!

EX! LET'S MAKE BABIES!!!

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Sky, Uno reverse! Felicia and Rio!

Sky: ¡Hijo de puta! You're really trying to kill me!

Gwen: Sky, answer the question~

Sky: Okay, okay.

EX: LETS MAKE BABIES!!

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Sky: SHURI!! You did not mention the "modifications" You made to this new suit!

Said modifications:

Shuri: *laughing over coms* I think it suits you ... Spider-Cat!

Sky: Don't you dare!

Shuri: *now mock singing* Spider-Cat, Spider-Cat! Does whatever a Spider-Cat does!

#oc #skylar morgan the armored spider #princess shuri #spiderverse

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How adorable is KuroKumo, Shrill and RazorCrest in little bunny onesies for Easter?

Very adorable. Though RazorCrest was a little fussy about putting on that strange feeling suit. But agreed when Sky said the two would go swinging through the city (under Auntie Arcee's supervision) later.

#ask: answered #skylar morgan the armored spider #frees world building

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Sky, what sort of things did Nate warn you about with the coming wedding?

Sky: *having just beaten back an eldritch horror into the portal it crawled out of* "Hang on a second." *primes a pumpkin bomb, and throws it into the portal as it closes*

Sky: "Guy wasn't kidding about those things..."

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Which of your ocs would do this for to Juri?

Oh Sky definitely. He doesn't tolerate Juri's hyper aggressive/violent bs.

#frees world building #skylar morgan the armored spider

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Hyouga: How about you, Sky? Nate's dealing with a cat who's a gremlin to trees. I've got a Lego tree. It's KuroKumo's first Christmas, isn't it?

Sky, sitting on Windblade's shoulder: "See, you're not wrong. My little spider loves Legos. But Airazor and Windy here searched for hours for the perfect tree for the base."

Windblade: "Perhaps she could have it set up in her quarters?"

Sky: "Oh! Oh that works."

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Alright, let me put it a better way—who would be the top five women you would most want to see Sky hook up with in that situation?

1. The Batgirls.

2. Wonder Woman.

3. Starfire & Raven

4. Harley & Ivy

5. Kara/Supergirl

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So, did Sky end up doing anything more than just staring at May-Day~?

Sky: *panting, and trying to crawl away*

May-Day: *also panting heavily* You're trying to get away...? Bring me that ass...!

Sky: *screams as he's dragged back offscreen*

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Chest Stare: Sky gets caught staring a bit too long at Spider-Society newbie Mayday

"Crap! Sorry! I didn't mean to make you-!"

"Stare."

"...come again?"

"Stare. I like it. Makes me feel pretty~"

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So Sky, who are your most consistent problem villains, and do you have a nemesis?

"Well consistent pains in the ass are Rhyno, Scorpion, and Electro. As for a nemesis, that'd be Fisk, and..."

"SHOCKEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!! YOU CANT ESCAPE ME!! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!"

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Hyouga: *Wearing a shit-eating grin* So Sky, How do you like your coffee?

Sky: There's iced coffee, and then THERE'S A GODDAMN COFFEE GLACIER, YOU SON OF A-!!

KuroKumo: Papa! Language!

Sky: Sorry sweetie.

#skylar morgan the armored spider #KuroKumochan #frostweb hyouga

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Sky, How is 2B adjusting to her new home and her first Christmas?

Sky: "You've never seen snow before?"

2B, looking at the sky: "Never. I... I quite like it."

Sky, handing 2B a mug of hot chocolate: "Here, just in case you get cold."

2B, smiles and leans into Sky as the snow falls around them: "Thank you. I still plan to keep watch for this Claus."

Sky, chuckling: "It's Santa Claus, 2B. And he's not a threat. He delivers gifts to all the good people around the world."

2B: "YorHa High Command has assigned me to protect you. And that's what I'll do."

Sky: "Please don't attack Santa. I don't want to end up on the Naughty List next year."

#skylar morgan the armored spider #yorha 2b #frees world building

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So, we know that Sky can, would, and now has 'smashed' Miles' mother, Rio...but the real question is if he'd smash an alternate universe version of Peter's daughter?

The Multiversal Spider-Friends need to know!!

Sky: "I...! Well... She's really cute."

Cindy: "Oh just say "yes". We don't care."

Sky: "You girls aren't what I'm worried about. I'm not sure what Pete ... or the Spiderverse Pete's would think or do."

Anya, walking in with one of Nate's bagles: "What is-? Oh she is very pretty! Are you going to ask her out, Skylar?"

#ask: answered #skylar morgan the armored spider #anya kravenoff the hunting spider #cindy moon

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So we know Nate’s relationship with the Fantastic Four, and his…feelings about the man himself, but what are Sky’s?

Sky: "Oh you're referring to Reed Richards... yeah, his reputation is... is there even a term in any known language? The politest way I can put this is, he's completely disgraced. And I had nothing to do with it. That was all Shuri."

Sky: "A while back, there was this debate between the world's greatest scientists and engineers. Mr. Stark was there, Richards was there, and Shuri was naturally, representing Wakanda. Well you know how Reed is. Always has to be right about everything, even when he's so blatantly wrong. Well he said the wrong thing to the princess of the most powerful nation on the planet. Not only did Shuri prove him wrong in well over a hundred different ways, Okoye and Ayo beat the crap out of him on live television when he openly threatened Shuri."

Sky: "Dumb bastard lost everything. Sue divorced him, Avengers kicked him out. Hell, he lost his citizenship in the US. Don't really know or care where he is now."

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