#skid marks

[evilhorse]

Top Gear video game ad from December 1992

#top gear #video game #skid marks #video games #video game ads #90s video games

[mangoshorthand]

everytime i miss my ex, i compare him to five.

like what a loser why did i ever give him the pleasure of dating me, especially when i can have five?

If I may offer some advice, I think that's a bad habit to get into. I don't know your ex, presumably there's a good reason that he is your ex, but I think focusing on the tangible reasons for this unrelated to Five will set you up for healthier relationships in the future.

Five is not a flesh and blood man. You can't have him. You can imagine it, and that's fun, but real people can never live up to the ideal Five you have in your head. Directly comparing them and expecting future partners to live up to this idea you have of Five is a recipe for unhappiness.

The Five you imagine will never be imperfect like real people are. We only ever see him being witty and cool and awesome and saving the world.

We never see Five after a long day of work being a little grumpy for no particular reason and apologising later; we can never see him accidently leave skid marks in the toilet; we never see him ALWAYS burning the bottom of the goddamn pan when he cooks because he turns up the heat too damm high. Five doesn't come with the baggage of humanity. Real men do.

Real people are messy, because they're alive. Imperfection is a necessary condition for love. Love is loving despite and because of imperfection. Five can never give us anything nearly as profound as IRL relationships can. He can never make us as happy as an imperfect man loving our imperfect selves despite and because of the skid marks we might leave on occasion. 😄

#Those last skidmarks are figurative #number five #five hargreeves imagine #number five imagine #five hargreeves x you #umbrella academy x reader #unsolicited advice #But that is the risk you take when you enter my lair #skid marks

[fainfrumos]

Restaurant, Cartagena [02.12.23]

#photooftheday #photography #photographers on tumblr #original photographers #photoblog #travel photography #travel #cityphotography #restaurant #architecture #skid marks

[classic-nicktoon-pictures]

Happy Computer Science Week!

#these computer screens are radioactive and the plate on my head is vibrating #rocko #Rocko's Modern Life #rml #rocko rama #Filburt Shellbach #skid marks #skid marks rocko

[sflw-xyz]

🤣🤣🤣

#dogs #funny #skid marks #funny animals #Instagram #funny pets

[yank-a-ton]

#my art #trevor philips #should have added more skid marks #grand theft auto

[controversialhpmemes]

anon you got blocked. I am proud skid mark.

#skid mark #pro jily

[metalhealth-willdriveyoumad]

@hottest-band-tourney History repeating itself

#White lion #white lion band #mike tramp #sebastian bach #mark slaughter #slaughter #slaughter band #skid row #skid row band #warrant #warrant band #jani lane #jabari #original #hard rock #hair metal #80s hard rock #80s hair metal #glam rock #glam metal #We just need slaughter

[maudiemoods]

He sits and judges me

#rn he at me feet begging for pets but whenever i pet him he sinks to the ground to avoid me #so i just let him sit there #ren won't shut up #skid post #skid mark my beloved #i would kill and die for my little meow meows

[rockwithbibberly]

Vince Neil, Sebastian Bach, and Mark Slaughter.

#Vince Neil #Motley Crue #Sebastian Bach #Skid Row #Mark Slaughter #Slaughter #1991 #1990's #90's #Hit Parader

[floating-hasselblad]

It's 1947 what is he plotting

#la noire #richard nixon #THE SKID MARKS 😭 #i was looking for that and i was on my way to a call and i had to stop and take a picture

[sharky-sharks]

If you litter, I’ll just assume you don’t even wipe your ass :/

#your underwear has skid marks for sure #ya nasty #not sharks

[cowprintsillies]

[Tokyo drifts into a parking space, taking up both spaces next to it in the process] hey angel

#good omens #every road within a certain radius of the bookshop has the most horrendous skid marks from crowley’s driving skills #the Bentley is a victim of drunk driving #good omens 2 #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens season 2 #crowley

[goldenlaquer]

"I won first place in the national underwear skid mark contest" was gintoki second place?

Please, not even. Second place is a tie between Toujou and Kondou. Third place is Madao. Fourth is Princess Bubbles. Fifth place is Jugemu Jugemu Unko Nageki Ototoi no Shin-chan no Pantsu Shinpachi no Jinsei Barumunku Fezarion Aizakku Shunaidaa Sanbun no Ichi no Junjou na Kanjou no Nokotta Sanbun no Ni wa Sakamuke ga Kininaru Kanjou Uragiri wa Boku no Namae wo Shitteiru you de Shiranai no wo Boku wa Shitteiru Rusu Surume Medaka Kazunoko Koedame Medaka... Kono Medaka wa Sakki to Chigau Yatsu Dakara Ikeno Medaka no Hou Dakara Raayu Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Bichiguso Maru. Sixth is... th-the Shogun!!?!!!!

Gintoki's pathetic little rabbit dollop has earned him dead last, and somehow it's even more pathetic than having an actual shit show.

#close ye eyes and hear shinpachi hollering “OIIII this isn't an 'underwear skid mark contest' this is an 'underwear skid mural contest'!!!” #my skid mural is eugène delacroix's “liberty leading the people” 1830 #there are humans placing higher than the actual primates think about that

[photozoi]

You can’t have fresh snow without getting tracks all over it.

Jeep, Borzoi, making his marks on the deck.

#Jeep #Borzoi #sighthound #fresh snow #tracks #out on deck #photozoi #1-28-23 #orig pics #they said we might get a dusting #note his skid marks #he was excited

[skidspace]

There’s someone on Twitter who is constantly complaining about Dream x Hob. They also happen to be a Dream x Corinthian shipper. I simply am too old to give any weight to ship wars but I am also too powerful cuz I can see the genius that is Dream x Hob x Corinthian.

#skid talk #the sandman #dream of the endless #hob gadling #the corinthian #also the love to bring up Hobs involvement in the slave trade #as a mark on his character #compared to a serial killer #like a literal serial killer #At least Hob had enough insight to listen to Morpheus when he said that his “shipping business was fucked up #I could go on and list a lot of pro-dreamling anti-corintheus statements #but I’m not gonna cuz I ain’t petty