#sincerely i have NOT been sleeping recently in a respectable NOR conscientious pattern

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*sniff sniff sniffs but in a charismatic anteater/hedgehog-nibbling-ripe-pumpkin flesh sorta style* ah new tumblr feature

#freeeeeeeeessshhhhhhh #or sliiiiiightly more likely #i am just really impressively bad at noticing routine update alerts #who knows *shrug emoji i still can't pronounce* #you have my Most apologies. #sincerely i have NOT been sleeping recently in a respectable NOR conscientious pattern #hashtag ignore me im a disgrace #BUT sidenote a disgrace that has learned 3 different salsa recipes and TWO AND A HALF STEW RECIPES #in the last week alone so #it's possible i may be incredibly attractive and charismatic actually? #...no no nope. just deeply sleep deprived probably. #it's 6 A dot fuck the M #ok ok ok MORAL OF THE STORY IS: #BASICALLY ANY MIXTURE OF BROTH AND ROOT VEG CAN BE TURNED INTO A STEW #YOUR PREFERENCE OF MEAT/GREEN VEG CAN BE ADDED FOR YOUR OUR SATISFACTION AND I RECOMMEND IT! #but fundamentally root veg + broth will give you a good start #AND BE GENEROUS W/ THE GARLIC + SEASONING AS PER USU #basically just throw in the shit that gives you good vibes and simmer on low for 2.5 hours #ok that is NOT a valid recipe #but it's like. 75% of it. so google the rest you lazy ass sugar tongs #(fyi the new feature i only just noticed is the Featured Tags thing) #(i really like a lot of the User Interface changes tumblr has made recently and I feel sorta defensive about it #like im back in middle school and feel the terrifying need to prove to the other lunch table kids that my Transformers OC #could kick THEIR transform OC in the AC/DC socket! #...i wasn't even in the fandom i didn't know what a transformer OR a socket was I JUST WANTED TO DRAW FAST CARS