previous seasons relationship summary
we’re really hitting the polyamorous vibes hard with my fav trio this season-love that for them
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[ID: Geralt and Jaskier are holding Yennefer’s hands as she explains their relationship. Vespula and Radovid are hanging off Jaskier. Sabrina, Phillipa and Trish’s heads are above Yennefer connected by sexual tension threads. Sabrina is connected to Marti, Phillipa is connected to her Redanian lover and Dijkstra and Triss is connected to Istredd. Istredd is connected to Yennefer as exes and to Geralt with sexual tension. Off to the left is Vilgefortz connected to Geralt with a fuck/kill thread.
Geralt is saying “Jaskier calls me the family goat❤️”
Yennefer is saying “OK so Geralt and I are in love and raising Ciri together. Jaskier is our babysitter and also my husband. Geralt and Jaskier are best friends and I have sexual tension with every sorceress I know. Vespula/Jaskier are ‘it’s complicated’ and Radovid/Jaskier have a fraught and possibly doomed romance going on.”
Vespula is saying “Hi spoon guy”
Jaskier is saying “don’t you dare bring up crushes!
Radovid is saying “haha I think I’m going to have a breakdown 👑” end ID]
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also sorry the mental image of philippa having to go back to dijkstra and tell him she accidentally set radovid and jaskier up on a date is hysterically funny to me
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our part of the trade with amazing @eredins-a-king-aint-he 🌾
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Whatever you do, do not imagine Radovid sitting on the throne with broken spirits, maybe even a bit drunk, muttering the lyrics to Extraordinary Things to himself. Ending in a breathless little sob when he mutters "I am enough" cause he doesn't feel like he was enough for Jaskier and doesn't know how he could ever be, now that he's bound to reign over Redania, forever a puppet in Dijkstra's and Philippa's scheming.
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The Diplomat
Icon for the great @eredins-a-king-aint-he <3
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When a coalition against common enemy is created it’s very important there are no issues between its members
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Reminder that Geralt spent the entire of the Broken Flowers quest explaining to people how the shit that Dandelion said about their relationship were false... Except when Dijkstra called Dandelion his boyfriend. That was the ONE time he shut up
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There is darkness all around, only emphatically red silhouettes, because the eyes see nothing more. The conspirators and their descendants are cursed. Blinding revenge and the revenge of the blinded king.
Вокруг - темнота, лишь подчёркнуто красные силуэты, ибо очи не видят ничего более. Прокляты заговорщики и их потомки. Ослепляющая месть и месть ослеплённого короля.
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today's too hot to be alive
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Gwent: Dandelion 's Journey (featuring Sigismund Dijkstra)
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