#shove it on the fork??

[post-it-notes7]

happy birthday Meta Knight!

#meta knight #galacta knight #kirby #post's art gallery #unlike last year this time I came Prepared #does he use a tiny fork to eat that lava cake or does he shove the entire thing in his mouth it's anyone's guess

[benrybenrybenry-chr]

no no, you don't get it, BBC Sherlock fundamentally ruined Watson's character to the point that he's so unrecognizable that I, someone who loves every version of Watson with all my heart, deeply hated him through the WHOLE show. that shouldn't be POSSIBLE

#notmywatson

#acd canon #sherlock holmes #acd holmes #dr john watson #dr watson #seriously Watson is my favorite character mext to Mycroft and I hated BOTH of them in BBC Sherlock #I get excited seeing different versions of Watson and BBC absolutely ruined that version of that character #I dont like what they turned him into #they turned him into a useless asshole for no reason #dont get me wrong #I didnt like how they characterized sherlock either #fuck that guy he sucked ass #please stop turning holmes and watson into bad people im going to shove forks in my eyes

[royalphantompain]

#In order to answer this we need to carefully go about #Who would be more likely to shove themselves in a locker if I yelled at them to or who would be more likely to fork over their lunch money? #Who would be more likely to run in place for a few seconds before zooming off and leaving a poof of smoke behind? #Who would be easier to treat as a chew toy and a stress reliever? #I am simply asking the questions everyone is thinking #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc pomni #tadc gangle #gangle #pomni

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

Hannibal Lecter killing someone with a tuning fork, that is all.

#my boss had a tuning fork at work today #and she violently shoved it through a glove #and it put images in my head #i think they're too thick to stab someone with #but you could probably cause some blunt force trauma if you hit them hard enough in the back of the head #hannibal being pouty because it didn't let out the sound he wanted #ANYWAY #hannibal #hannibal lecter

[micrononymous]

Okay I've heard on whats happening but I seem to have so little information on the events that occurred and the order of which they occurred and I can agree on the points of a couple things in the comic were a little weird. The comic is finishing up and there's some things on this earth that are really just not worth getting mad over. In my opinion, conflicts I... really don't think I should have ANY say in, belong on that list of things.

Don't send hate Don't be weird Don't be a dick remember that there is a person behind the screen and if you think you may be beginning to forget that fact please step away from the internet and go outside, minimum five minutes you'll feel better I swear <3

#speaking into the namesake #i feel like I turned around for 20 minutes and somebody shoved a fork in the microwave what is HAPPENING

[calilk]

‘yeah, they’re called socket duo because their faces look like sockets’

me: confused british screaming

#no but they’re both british as well sooo #who cares theyd still shove forks in sockets #i’m running with that one #socket duo #wilbur soot #grian #mcyt #cal original

[gurlbur]

babies when you wont let them eat batteries with a side of windex

#gumball cookie #babies when you dont let them shove forks into electrical outlets

[procrastinationaccount]

Thinking about "The Origin of Love" as a Griddlehark song. Feeling...normal (I'm not feeling normal)

#like imagine the 'three sexes' bit as a metaphor for the different kinds of cav/necro pairings Gideon met #The Eighth as 'two men glued up back-to-back' #The Second as 'two girls rolled up in one' #The Third as 'a fork shoved on a spoon' #The Sixth 'two sets of arms...two faces peering out of one giant head/so they could watch all around them as they talked; while they read' #This is definitely going into my 'conceptualize an entire animatic that you'll never make' file #(Btw I didn't forget about the 'Kimi No Gin No Niwa' art I am coloring it very slowly. Sorry for the complete silence on that front lol) #the locked tomb #griddlehark #harrow the ninth my beloved #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #gideon the ninth #'A strange embrace' 😭

[revenantghost]

Blehg, I think no Signalis poem today unless my migraine gets a bit better. I’m trying to edit but my left eye won’t even focus and I can’t stand the screen anymore ):

#Yadda yadda #I was so proud of daily uploads! #But I can't today #I would like to shove a fork in my eye and pluck it out too remove the pressure

[jincheeto]

Okay I may have clicked the 'post' button a bunch before my last post because I'm an impatient baby and it wasn't loading, so if it suddenly it posts like 6 times that's why (although they all just say 'error' so let's hope it stays that way)

#this is what i get for hinting at f//ncest #karma gonna shove me in the microwave #with a fork inside

[15lix]

listening to doodle isnt enough i need to inject it directly into my blood stream

#you guys dont get it this is exactly my type of song #genuinely feels like he shoved a forked on my brain and moved it around #skz #.txt

[teddytoroa]

i have only really wanted to eat huge bowls of spaghetti for the past couple weeks with very few exceptions and ive eaten it for breakfast most days and several nights ive prepared the planned dinner only to decide id rather have spaghetti and its so BIZARRE. why does my body desire spaghetti this much

#im typing this with one hand bc the other is literally shoving forkfuls of spaghetti into my mouth #hello my name is ted and i have a spaghetti problem

[lettherebemonsters]

One time a punk annoyed Ben Willis so much he stabbed the guy in the butt with his hook and threw him off the edge of the dock.

Right in the middle of a swarm of jellyfish.

Never piss off a guy with a huge ass hook.

#i'll always know what you did last summer (ben willis) #Ben actually hooked a cop by the balls and shoved him into a fork lift #So this is very much in character with him lol

[ground-zer0s]

Having severe seasonal allergies and no allergy meds is torture and I think pharmacies should be legally required to provide free allergy medication to anyone who wanders in looking like this

#my eyes itch so bad id love to just shove forks in my sockets to satisfy the itch #and my face itches so bad i wanna take steel wool and go ham on my skin and also maybe run some through my nasal passages too

[cycle-hit]

the idea that kotoko got another piercing by the time of deep cover's release based off the animation mistakes are so funny. girl how did you do that youre not allowed sharp objects

#KOTOKO/SOMEONE ELSE VICIOUSLY SHOVING A PLASTIC FORK PRONG THROUGH HER EAR. IMPROVISE ADAPT OVERCOME #little guy posting

[binary-sys]

hate this stupid little bastard (also known as our host)

#- simon #being a protector for him is like babysitting a child who just REALLY wants to shove a fork into a plug socket